AV Geeks Lunch 9-25-2020

[Music] hey [Music] so [Music] it begins as a gentle spring-fed brook meandering southward through the michigan countryside for 20 miles until quite close to it it widens into a river the french voyageurs who called it la riviere rouge the red river despaired of its usefulness even as a ship anchorage and kept their vessels in the detroit river but henry ford who was born and grew up near the rouge had other ideas to be near its shimmering waters he and mrs ford chose this river site to build fairlane the home in which they lived to the end of their lives because of the river's potential as an industrial waterway he purchased thousands of acres of land in what is now the city of dearborn to build the crown jewel of american industry the ford rouge plant the essence of his plan was the flow of materials and the flow would begin in the river with a widened deepened channel so that dearborn would have a waterway through the detroit river and the great lakes to the sea lanes of the world this is a unique industrial city the only one in the world where production begins with raw iron ore and ends with completed automobiles the rouge covers more than 1200 acres interlaced with miles of paved roads that carry all sorts of vehicles three times a day the rouge undergoes an almost complete change in population the working force numbers more than 40 000 men and women who drive to work in 50 million dollars worth of automobiles [Music] the rouge has its own railroad with enough track to link cleveland and toledo its high line is perched 40 feet in the air the rouge also has its own medical center with a permanent staff of doctors and nurses its own uniform protection force and modern fire department generators in the rouge power plant can produce 100 million kilowatt hours a month enough electric power to light all the homes in cincinnati more than 80 miles of conveyors are needed to feed its production lines shiploads of iron ore coal and limestone are brought from american and foreign mines nearly 5 million tons arrive in ford's own vessels the ships are unloaded by cranes into storage bins which can hold more than a million and a half tons [Music] coal contains too many impurities for direct use in the iron making process so it must be made into coke the rouge coke ovens when fully loaded are processing three 3850 tons of coal the fire is quenched with water to prevent further burning of the coal iron man's most useful metal is made by smelting iron ore coke and limestone and three towering blast furnaces the raw materials are carried to the top of each blast furnace and elevator cars known as skips tons of air mixed with gas combine with the coke in the furnace to produce intense heat and smelt the iron the furnace is tapped [Music] molten iron flows through a trough to an opening in the floor so samples of the iron are taken to the laboratory for analysis the molten iron pours down into torpedo-shaped vessels on rail carriages this car is actually a mammoth thermos jug to keep the iron hot while it's being transported 10 open hearth furnaces in the rouge convert the molten iron into tough versatile steel first a charge of scrap steel is fed into the furnace this furnace has a capacity of 200 tons limestone is added this acts as a flux and purifier and helps to remove phosphorus and carbon from the iron finally molten iron from the blast furnaces and its conversion to steel begins aided by a new oxygen process the steel is ready to be tapped in four hours a charge of dynamite is installed in the tap hole [Music] as the molten steel pours into the 185 ton ladle bags of alloy materials are [Music] added the impurities which rise to the surface in the form of slag are drained off when the ladle is full a giant crane moves it to the ingot molds the new steel is poured into the molds it is then allowed to cool and harden [Music] after being reheated in soaking pits for four to six hours the steel is ready for conversion into forms and sizes suitable for the making of automobiles this ingot weighs five and one-half tons the ingots begin to change shape as they pass back and forth in the blooming mill after 17 to 25 passes the ingots become chunky slabs like this or long rectangular blooms like this this slab is sheared like a stick of butter [Music] the slab is reheated and passed through hot strip melts [Music] tons of water cool the strip then it is coiled the coils are now welded together to form a continuous strip weighing up to 30 000 pounds the strip passes through a pickling bath of diluted sulfuric acid which cleans the surface of the steel [Music] after additional cold rolling the steel is coiled and cut into sheets the blooms which we saw earlier are converted into bar stock a giant billet transfer table feeds the blooms to billet mills and merchant mills a mighty squeezing process turns out flat bars for auto springs [Music] how do the bodybuilders go about the task of making hundreds of thousands of door panels all exactly alike the answer is here the sheets are stamped on gigantic dye presses which have foundations that go all the way down to bedrock the metal is squeezed between two matching dies which have been shaped to the contours they now reproduce a plaster model of a door panel must be reproduced in steel the dye makers literally carve it out of a massive casting the white markings indicate areas where large amounts of metal must be cut away perhaps you've seen an artist using a pantograph [Music] by tracing the original here a duplicate drawing is produced here the same principle is used by a profiling machine in the dye shop at the top of the machine a tracing head moves slowly over the three-dimensional surface of the plaster model and a cutting head faithfully follows the pattern to form the same contours and steel the dye produced by the profiling machine is moved to another area for grinding and hand finishing [Music] the entire body shell is produced by dye stamping more than 400 parts some intricate shapes are produced in a series of operations [Music] to make a wheel housing the stamping is trimmed and cut in half the two sections are welded together in the two foundries at the rouge one of which is the world's largest automobile parts are made by pouring iron into sand molds for the multiple casting of camshafts shell molds are made of sand and resin the mold is assembled buried in a bed of steel shaft and filled with iron the multiple casting emerges from the shakeout partially covered with the mold material hammer blows knock off the gates and risers leaving only the rough camshafts they are then cleaned after which they are inspected and straightened the shafts are then sent to the engine plant for finishing in the dearborn foundry engine blocks are produced by a complex process in which cores within molds are used to produce the intricate forms [Music] as the block arrives in the engine plant from the foundry the rough casting weighs 211 pounds 46 pounds of this material must be machined away some of it one thousandth of an inch at a time the precise final honing of the cylinder walls completes the metal working operation during the process the block has been subjected to a series of critical inspections [Music] an air gauge makes certain that an invisible oil line inside the block has been properly formed the blocks now move to the engine assembly line [Music] cylinder bores are inspected and graded with sensitive gauges the bearings are put into place these are comparable to the jewels in a watch [Music] pistons are installed quickly and deftly as the block moves on its way the assembled engine now goes to the hot test stand where connections are made for coolant and exhaust and for fuel electric power is supplied to the starter and this is the fulfillment of the efforts of thousands of workers and suppliers who have helped to bring this engine into being ford is the only automobile maker to produce its own glass silica sand limestone dolomite and other ingredients are laboratory tested measured on automatic weighing machines mixed and fed by conveyor to the glass furnace the 2700 degree heat melts the ingredients into a fiery lava samples are taken to the laboratory for inspection the molten glass flows from the furnace between water-cooled rollers forming a continuous solidified sheet the newly formed glass passes through a 400 foot long oven for controlled cooling the 106 inch wide ribbon of glass is trimmed and cut into sheets the rough windshield glass must now be ground and polished the sheets of glass are mounted on a plaster base they pass from one grinder to another 30 in all where moist sand is used as an abrasive to reduce the glass to the desired more uniform thickness the glass is transferred to the first of 50 polishers the polishing gives the glass transparency revolving felt pads using a mixture of rouge and water polish the glass the glass is turned over and the reverse side is ground and polished the transparent plate glass is washed and inspected and any area containing defects is quickly rejected the glass is cut and trimmed on a template machine [Applause] from next it must be curved it is placed on a bending fixture then it is heated in an oven at nearly 1200 degrees the glass softens to the point where it sags by its own weight into the fixture cooled and re-hardened it has the shape of a windshield the curved pieces of glass go to the almost surgically clean white house where they are to be made into laminated safety glass windshields the pieces of glass are joined together with a tough layer of vinyl plastic in between [Music] an oil-filled pressure cooker known as an autoclave subjects them to heat and pressure [Music] this process turns the three layers into a single permanent transparent thickness of laminated safety glass [Music] the longest assembly line in the rouge is the one where bodies are built the body shell begins to take form in a welding jig where side assemblies are joined to the [Music] roof [Music] the body shell is moved to a second welding fixture where it is united with the floor or underbody [Music] the frame once a separate component is an integral part of the unitized body [Music] the welding continues in order to form a strong quiet friction-free structure the welding job is finished and joints are braised [Music] craftsmen fill the seams with solder while others grind the welds and brace joints to provide a smooth surface for the paint the doors are installed and the deck lid is added a final check and smoothing of all metal surfaces the unitized body is ready for its coat of color the body is first coated with phosphate followed by a double coat of prime paint and a trip through the drying oven the primed surface is given a careful wet sanding to eliminate blemishes and then comes the big moment in the paint spray booth [Music] after baking for about an hour the car emerges with a hard high finish that will retain its beauty for years to come the body continues down the line receiving its weather stripping glass hardware instrument cluster and other items followed by final inspection every car made at the rouge is made to order either for mr and mrs customer or for the dealer's stock the customer's choice of car model color and other options is sent by teletype to final assembly in dearborn and the variety of choices is so great it would be possible to produce cars all day at the rouge without ever building two exactly alike final assembly begins with the front wheel suspension the alignment must be perfect a machine called the octopus provides a means for quick very accurate alignment [Music] meanwhile on a nearby engine dress-up line transmissions fuel pumps generators starters and other engine components are installed on another line the rear axle and springs are assembled for attachment to the body here come the bodies and now all the right parts and components made and assembled in many locations will arrive at just the right time for the right car exactly as ordered by mr and mrs customer [Music] the completed car is given a careful visual inspection by an eagle-eyed inspector and the miraculous moment comes when the world's newest automobile springs to life under its own power the car is tested for a headlamp and wheel alignment [Music] the engine transmission instruments breaks and other parts of the car are given a thorough testing on the roll test [Music] machine operating components are performing beautifully how about the body the water is spraying at 100 gallons per minute equivalent to driving at 90 miles an hour in a heavy rain storm but it's a sunny day in dearborn a brand new car eager to go is on the way to its new owners built to order by the men [Music] the women the mills and machines of this dynamic industrial city the rouge hello everybody welcome i'm skip alzheimer welcome to our av geeks lunchtime streaming show i was really jamming out to that uh that musical soundtrack uh really phenomenal bombastic and over-the-top and hyper-dramatic and i mean regardless of how you feel about automobiles and their impact on the environment that's a pretty awesome footage there's lots there's lots to just kind of watch and just get sucked into the explosions of you know things being smelted and pouring the molten liquids steel iron and it's just over the top and then the imagine how it smelled and sound and super loud all for mr mrs customer but it it's phenomenal there's a lot of uh people that are obsessed with the rouge river rouge plant in dearborn um and so they reach out to me when they find out that i have three or four films about the plant um all of them are these amazing promotional films for ford about the immensity of of this project and everything and so i love showing it so thanks for watching uh i collect old educational films and show them to you um been doing it for quite a while have over 30 000 films maybe closer to 35 000. i don't know i just would have to sit and count them all um so these are all rough numbers but uh this next film is a complete change uh it is uh papa penguins home movies enjoy you'll love it here we are on our way to our favorite spot from the bottom of the island there is a marsh on the planet here we go look out island that just two penguins are back ourselves [Music] um [Music] we build our nests in the same place year after year can you see mama there i guess i should have been closer there she is almost at the top of the hill look at her waddle isn't that beautiful [Music] now we're coming to a little stream we have to cross you know penguins don't fly so there's just one thing we can do if we don't want to get our feet wet [Music] oh there's me [Music] yep [Music] so mama got this shot of me while i wasn't looking i guess i was kind of lost at the time you know what this is the beginning of an argument heating up a little hot the problem is space everybody needs room for a nest but there just isn't much room to go around oh here i come with a beef full of mud and grass [Music] i took a lot of nest building shots the fellas collect the grass and the mud and the lady shaped the nest just right wait you see this great shot i took see that fellow watch him the sneak that's not his nest but look what he's doing he's stealing stuff from it for his own nest [Music] a little while after i took this shot mama laid two eggs and here i am sitting on them we take turns you know [Music] it's about six weeks later now and look at that ever see such a cute little beak [Music] the babies just look at them [Music] [Music] so [Music] it's just a few days later now they're sure good eaters mama and i feed the chicks with shrimp that would catch out in the ocean the little fellas can't get their own food yet look how big they've gotten in just a few weeks [Music] here's the party we gave for our chicks when they were six weeks old they've got a nice quiet bunch of friends haven't they here we come with lunch shrimps from the ocean and here comes mr appetite [Music] mama's calling shrimps on he got the message [Music] talk about hungry kids some kids understand when mama or papa tells them there isn't any more some kids don't [Music] some kids have to be talked to firmly before they understand spare the beak and spoil the chick i always say [Music] some lucky parents can leave the island their kids are all grown up but most of us still have to teach our chicks how to swim and catch food like we do but we don't mind we love them hey this is the last scene sure went fast well let me stop things right here if you remember that were gentoo penguins i'd appreciate that very much sure hope you like my movies drop in anytime sorry about the sound issue there's uh this software i use sometimes i get a little click clicky and click the wrong thing um so sorry about that i hope that does not diminish your appreciation of this film um it's clear that they had some penguin footage and they were trying to come up with a novel way to make it interesting uh you could argue that this failed miserably or it was a rousing success um and i think i have another film in this series about the papa penguin um i think there's a wedding i don't know if that's the same thing or not it's it's kind of strange um anyways you know you learned something about penguins there you go uh now let's learn about something that's a little bit closer to us uh genetically uh of which the is it family i don't know if it's family i can't remember my taxonomy of levels but it's about primates there's going to be some regrettable uh chimp footage in here [Music] in natural history all human beings are classified as belonging to the order of mammals the primates which include apes and monkeys also belong to this order and are the highest type of mammal with the exception of man here is the gorilla which belongs to the family of anthropoid apes the gorilla which lives in west africa is the largest of these apes growing to a height of about six feet and weighing nearly 500 pounds though feared more by the natives than any of his forest companions the gorilla is normally of a gentle disposition unless aroused this four-year-old has made friends with a pet terrier the chimpanzee a smaller variety of ape also comes from africa this beast is found in a more extensive area than the gorilla and is about one third smaller in facial structure the chimpanzee resembles man more than the gorilla does both apes have blackish hair but the chimpanzee has shorter arms and longer slender hands and feet the chimpanzee is capable of accepting refusing and thinking with three different and distinct sounds here is a chimpanzee that has been trained to skate the intelligence of a chimpanzee is compared to that of a small child and is far higher than any other non-human here he shows rather unusual ability in sowing the chimpanzee picks up bad habits too but he seems to enjoy it notice how he respects the match the chimpanzee also can be trained to entertain he does such things as remove his own shoes about as well as you did when you were three the third kind of ape is the orangutan which means man of the woods plaid in brownish hair it is found in sumatra and borneo the orang travels in families and lives on leaves buds and fruits it has a flattened oval face and a skull that almost comes to a point excessively long hands and feet are assets for climbing in which this type of ape excels you may notice that the thumb is undeveloped the orange shows poor dexterity in handling this piece of wood here are the chimpanzee and orang together the orange has longer arms and shorter legs compared to the gorilla the orangutan is a much smaller beast but an orang is much more playful and friendly just imagine the keeper doing this to a gorilla but the orang seems to enjoy it immensely like a child the orang enjoys playing in the sand notice he uses hands and feet interchangeably whoopee here he arrays himself in a scarf he has not been taught to do this or this either and here we see him without previous assistance learning the principle of the lever he seems to exercise almost human intelligence now we wouldn't exactly say he can read but the pictures evidently are interesting see how he uses his mouth to aid in turning the pages here he's getting his vitamins whoops all over him so he wipes his face just as your baby brother does the fourth kind of ape the given comes from the melee peninsula small and light with extremely long arms it is the only ape accustomed to walking upright although the given bears most resemblance to man it is the lowest type of ape it has a delicate constitution however when caught young can be tamed easily it is far more nimble than the larger apes this ape is the closest connection to its cousins in the new world the monkeys so we have seen the four major types of anthropoid apes that inhabit the old world the gorilla the chimpanzee the orangutan and the gibbon now let us see how they resemble their new world relatives the new world or american monkey often is distinguished by its tail which serves as an other arm and is therefore called prehensile this is a spider monkey besides having a prehensile tail it can also be recognized by its lack of thumbs the spider monkey is so-called because of its spider-like limbs the woolly monkey cousin to the spider monkey inhabits the guianas it is heavier than its cousin so the natives call it baragudo which means big bellied gentle and confiding in nature the woolly monkey makes a good pet the monkey lives mainly on fruits it in turn is also considered good eating by the natives it spends most of its life in the treetops rarely descending to the ground it is noted for grave manners and it is extremely mild in temperament we have seen a few examples of anthropoid apes and new world monkeys which are included in the order of primates these animals all inhabitants of primeval jungle areas are a source of never-ending interest because of their close resemblance to the human being too many windows open too many windows where's what i saw um someone had left their cell phone somewhere and uh monkeys had taken selfies on it um i don't know how legitimate that story is it was definitely something i read in the headlines but um yeah all right this next film is on film and this is let me change the name as i'm talking to you uh boy and the north wind and this is what we call puppet animation so it's not actual puppets with strings but it's little puppets that have little metal armatures in them um this is what we would call the rudolph the red-nosed reindeer a style of animation so it's stop motion with these little tiny puppets and it's probably of some sort of uh european origin or a japanese origin um so also i should say thanks so much for coffee susan thank you for that um finest coffee is a way that uh you can support av geeks because caffeine is what keeps us alive it's not food it's not oxygen it's actually caffeine straight to our brains um so here's boy in the north wind enjoy [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] bye [Music] two three two four la la la la oh that wind oh this is terrible i'll visit the north whim and hear what he has to say [Applause] blow my flower away willy [Music] so oh there's the castle of the north wind [Music] mr north wind dear me you have traveled a long distance is there something i can do for you you blew away all the flower i had since i couldn't take the flower to my mother she can't bake our bread so you see we need it please return the flower to me oh i see i'm very sorry to hear it well i'll make you a gift of this tablecloth if you open it and say turn out fine dishes then anything you want to eat will appear oh that's wonderful thank you so much mr north you're welcome goodbye goodbye it's getting dark [Music] i think i better put up at this end [Music] tonight well good evening boy hmm do you plan to stay money is first ah what do you want to eat oh i don't need dinner no dinner um this room may i stay in here for the night yes yes that room is yours thanks good night now for something to eat hmm something to eat [Music] i'm very hungry tablecloth turn out fine dishes cool this is wonderful it's a great surprise that's a wonderful tablecloth if i had the tablecloth food so good to eat what a treat it can't be beat food so good to eat all from a simple tablecloth it's too good for that boy to keep [Music] i must have it i badly need it well i'll get it ah quietly now [Music] [Applause] [Music] hmm wait until mother sees that tablecloth [Music] good morning innkeeper good fine dishes boy oh time dishes i mean it's a fine day bye bye he doesn't know anything here mother look what i have a wonderful tablecloth now watch turn off fine dishes turn off fine dishes you can't expect a tablecloth to give you anything that's strange it worked last night i wondered mr northwind tricked me i must go and hear his reason mr north we're oh it's you did i blow off the flower again no that's not it when i got home that tablecloth didn't work oh is that right very well then i'll give you this sheep if you say turn out money he will produce gold coins from his mouth you mean the sheep is so wonderful ready turn out money oh [Applause] it's wonderful it's really very wonderful thank you so much [Music] we'll have to stay at the end tonight [Music] turn out fine dishes turn out fine dishes [Music] hello boy good evening i'll spend another night here but money is first you know oh don't worry about that ready turn out money oh a real coin well i'm surprised did i say surprise i'm astonished oh if i had that sheep [Music] on the all for me oh how greedy i can be money or for me all from the mouth of the sheep i must go and take it while he's asleep [Music] why [Music] bear now for you [Music] i hope you slept well yes oh yes i hope to visit you again come back soon [Music] you're a wonderful sheep wait until mother sees you give gold coins [Music] see that's our house [Music] mother look what i have now sheep are you ready turn out money turn out money please oh hans first a tablecloth and now a sheep that gives money now this is strange the sheet gave me money only once i'll see what i do now [Music] mr north wind mr north wind oh dear me now what is it huh you are tricky mr northwind because you fooled me two times your shame should make you blush well how strange it is what should i give you now oh yes this is a stick of punishment this stick will be useful because you are being cheated by someone i am being cheated by someone hmm i wonder what's this all about i don't understand i wonder what that boy has this time hello you fine boy innkeeper will you let me stay here tonight just this one time yes yes very well [Music] now a stick yeah i'll take it too a stick what will the stick give me hmm i wonder which one looks most like his ah good yeah now to change sticks oh [Music] i'll return the tablecloth and the sheep oh [Music] i think you'd better get the tablecloth and sheep you stole from me i'm going i'm going i'll get it [Music] i'm on my way home now as happy as can be [Music] we'll have food on the table money to sin should i ever see you or even be my friend i think the stick will hit my head old mr north wind took real good care of me oh so fine where's the gift song mr north wind so that was japanese gakuen um what a crazy crazy film um but there's a lot of films like that with this some kid who's that who like discovers some magical thing and then tries somebody tries to trick him out of it and they succeed but then there's some sort of comeuppance it's a trope i don't know um reminds me a little bit of uh jack tales which were these uh stories appalachian uh stories that were told that um our teacher would read us about jack who would interact with witches and trolls and uh magical things and would he would get tricked first but then was smart and figured it out and really some great stuff so jack tales um all right so this next film is uh something that i don't even know if they show this type of thing in schools anymore and this is for it's just kind of an excuse me advertising literacy which basically teaches kids to be very critical of advertising that is pointed towards them i think it's super important and i just don't even know if that's something that happens nowadays um because there is so much advertising towards kids even though it's trying to be regulated by youtube and whatever it's it's everywhere completely advertising uh and teaching kids skills to look through uh i you know to look through these ads and to kind of say like wait a minute that doesn't quite seem right i feel like i was very i you know i was sucked into a lot of advertising but my parents got consumer reports at some point and i started reading that and started looking at the ads also mad magazine i had so many ad parodies that it made you know it made it very aware uh that advertising was fake and you know would say these outlandish things to try to sway people into buying so i i contribute those two consumer reports mad magazine uh mad magazine rest in peace uh for the for giving me that that kind of like critical eye of like wait a minute um i can't even watch ads now on television i digitized so many ads for duke university's ads archive and now we're doing some for indiana university's clio collection and those i can look back on because they are from the 40s 50s 60s 70s um and they're quaint nostalgic but i still you know my hackles are raised like about that and so some at some point i might do a whole thing we'll we'll just watch ads and talk about them um because i have a bunch of ads uh all right so anyways this is scene through commercials enjoy [Music] and now a word from our sponsor [Music] the seven seas in search of a bountiful car of pirate pop cereal pirate pups are part of my nutritious breakfast every morning for tasty tropical fruit flavors yum cut cut come on friends you gotta smile when you eat that stuff four tasty fruit flavors four flavors of cardboard or paid to sell it not to like it now this one calls for a lot of imagination lunch break everybody back in 30 minutes okay we'll try it again after lunch here practice before they get too soggy imagination you're not kidding that's what a commercial is imagination i'm not a pirate i'm an actor and my job is to get you to buy pirate pop cereal that takes real imagination and a lot of pretending too people who make commercials are experts at pretending you know making things seem different than they actually are like this leg usually usually they make things seem bigger and better have you ever bought something that you've seen in a commercial taking it home and then found out it wasn't really as great as it seemed on tv well that can be very disappointing come with me and i'm going to show you how they did it [Music] how many times have you seen a commercial just made a toy or a food just look like fun [Music] good things happen when you start snacking on a lip smacker candy bar it's so much fun when your tummy goes yum with a lip smacker candy bar let your legs back let your legs [Music] that was fun just like the cartoon show you might see with it but more than entertain you they want to sell you a candy bar and they can make eating almost anything seem like fun [Music] you see it's the way they filmed it that made it look like fun they could be eating almost anything candy bars celery sweat socks old tennis shoes let's get back to the candy bar how big do you think it really is how big was it i bet you thought it was bigger on a commercial things can look bigger if we shoot them from close up and don't show anything to compare them to like my hand you know about how big my hand is so if my hand was in the picture you could tell about how big the bar was even if someone's hand is in the picture if the candy bar is held real close to the camera it will still look bigger those size tricks can work with toys too watch the girl and the doll look about the same size but when the camera shows the whole picture we can see that the doll only looked bigger because she was closer to the camera television commercials play tricks with a lot of things other than size you can break every record with speed demon dragster wow [Music] speed demon dragster at your favorite store okay what tricks did you see in that one one thing we know already close up shots to make the car look bigger now let's see what it looks like without any special effects watch what they can do to make the car look more exciting first get closer next add sound effects add some excited spectators [Music] now put together several different shots of that same car [Music] wow if you bought it for all that excitement and then when you got it home wouldn't you be disappointed and mad let's see what special effects can do for another kind of toy here's little miss beauty pageant a pretty doll but let me show you what can be done to make her look even prettier first put up a set around here next as we've done before get the camera real close now throw on some dramatic lighting now put special filters on the camera to make her look prettier and the lights more dazzling add some sound effects and music now move her down the ramp and make sure you hardly see the little hand that [Music] moves that made quite a difference let me show you one more thing here's the end of the real miss beauty pageant commercial [Music] little miss beauty pageant and all her accessories are sold separately watch out for that last part often things about the toy are said very quickly at the end of the commercial or flashed in small print on the picture all sold separately means that if you want to have miss beauty pageant and all of her costumes you have to buy them all by themselves and that can total up to a lot of money you see they can be so tricky you have to watch carefully you have to listen carefully you have to think about what the words mean especially on food commercials start your day with a healthy breakfast sugar fruit giggles a bowl full of energy with milk to make you strong an important part of a nutritious breakfast [Laughter] in specially marked boxes get your free giggle mustache sugar fruit giggles the fun part of breakfast this makes me laugh [Music] i know from my own experience that eating cereal isn't that much fun let's go back and think about what they said sugar fruit giggles a bowl full of energy the energy he's talking about comes from sugar a lot of cereals are made mostly of sugar and we all know that's no substitute for the other good things we should eat with milk to make you strong with milk to make you strong means the nutrition is coming from the milk not the cereal you might as well drink the milk and forget the cereal an important part of a nutritious breakfast do you see the oranges eggs and bacon in the background what he is saying is that cereal alone is not a nutritious breakfast you should eat some of these other things with it in specially marked boxes get your free giggle mustache you know why they put that in there one more thing sugar fruit giggles fun part of breakfast just like at the end of miss beauty pageant you've got to read the small print at the bottom artificial fruit flavors everybody back on the set well it's time for me to get back to pretending before i go i'm going to put another commercial on remember we found out that commercials make things look like fun make things look larger than they actually are and make things seem more exciting and sometimes they say things you really have to think about to understand so you talk about this one after it's over and let's see what you can find all right mates my crew is waiting for me out there and if i don't eat the cereal they're gonna make me walk the plank come to think of it that sounds a lot better than eating my cereal with jim and judy's river raft set you are ready for an adventure in nature's wonderland but be careful the water may be rough jojo fell in you can help jim and judy save the day [Music] jim and judy's river raft trip includes raft backpacks ropes and jojo the dog jim and judy and their jeep sold separately a river not included [Music] foreign um barry mcguire wrote the music barry mcguire eve of destruction barry maguire um i am not jerry mcguire all right there we go i took care of that um thanks everybody for tuning in this week and today um if you like what you saw you can certainly buy us coffee uh you can like us or subscribe to whatever service you're watching to know about when we're showing stuff again uh it will be this upcoming well okay here's here's the thing i might not be here monday uh due to a family obligation but i will record something for you to watch so either i'll be here live or i'll be faking it um and yeah so there you go uh but it'll be great and entertaining nonetheless um but uh thanks for tuning in i i did want to i mean we just saw a thing about commercials so i feel compelled to show you uh something about commercials uh so let's watch some more tv trailers and these are advertisements for films uh that were shown on television so they're 30 minutes to a minute long here we go tv trailers she doesn't want to believe it all of the congregation who's amazed at your power she doesn't want to remember it please papa forget him she doesn't want to use it it was wrong you know it was wrong but they just won't leave her alone and now they've made her mess jennifer rated pg meet randy rawlings the new basketball coach at granger high woman coach they'll laugh us out of the league she's completely into her work and she's not going to stop until she turns a bunch of losers into a team of champions winning is the greatest turn on of all for the coach rated pg except he's a she a woman coach they'll laugh us out of the league randy rawlings is going to prove a woman coach can turn a bunch of losers into a team of champions kathie lee crosby michael beam keenan in coach rated pg at boston memorial hospital only one doctor can save your life but first she's got to save her own this is real somebody is putting people into comas somebody's seen too much somebody's gone too far somebody's getting away with murder coma rated pg this is a warning at boston memorial hospital your body is worth more than your life it's a 31 year old male the bidding now stands a dozen of these coma cases here in the last year hard to imagine this murder are you sure now the number one best-selling mystery becomes the most thrilling suspense film of the year coma rated pg [Music] it's the story of a lifetime brook shields is wanda nevada peter fonda is the man she rides with i'll jump before i let a rat like you cuddle up next to me together they blow the whole southwest wide open to nevada and i ain't afraid of nothing juan de nevada the youngest legend that ever lived rated pg it's tough to breathe if you're just ahead in a paper bag it's hard to creep without a body [Music] and look what's happening to her as she walks up the staircase see the little metal man with his great big knife the doctor makes his last house call house of crazy see what the author of psycho is written now incoming [Music] upside down incoming freshmen ready and eager to learn something that's definitely extracurricular i hate to get bogged in with classes when all those new guys are running around incoming freshmen it's not what you know but how you make the grade when a girl goes off to college things just sort of change incoming freshmen rated r i was looking up incoming freshmen to see who put it out um i was looking up incoming freshmen sorry i keep freaking interest anyways um one of those weird little films you're like oh that's kind of an animal house versus and porkies and pots rip off a bunch of those holy cow um all the hijinks on campus um yeah well thanks everybody again for tuning in and uh if you like what you saw again you can contribute you can uh go to avgeeks.com you can share hope everybody has a good weekend um and uh i might see you on monday or might not i don't know what what happens uh i'm either supposed to go on monday or tuesday to do this family thing so i'll have something in place either way you'll you'll have something that you can watch and it'll be great so everybody have a good weekend good friday and i will see you soon please rewind and we and love each other and we will see you soon take care everybody you