P&G: Charmin Bath Tissue, 1970s

Transcription: - (gasps) No squeezing Charmin on company time! 0:02 Next time, I'll tell Mr. Tang. 0:06 - Don't mind Miss Flag, Oscar. 0:08 - Yeah, she's just a busybody. 0:10 - Seeing all this Charmin in the factory 0:12 makes you want to squeeze it. 0:14 - Billy, Oscar, look! 0:17 - Miss Flag's squeezing Charmin herself! 0:19 - And on company time! 0:21 - Charmin bathroom tissue is so squeezably soft, 0:23 even Miss Flag can't resist squeezing it. 0:26 - Deep down soft. (breathing in deeply) 0:28 Soft fragrance, oh! 0:31 - I wish Mr. Sang would catch her! 0:33 Mr. Sang, where are you? 0:35 - Mr. Sang! 0:37 - Squeezing Charmin on company time, Miss Flag? 0:38 - But I -- 0:40 - Go up to your desk immediately. 0:41 (footsteps) 0:42 (elevator doors slamming shut) 0:44 Oh Miss Flag, if you only knew. 0:46 Even I can't resist squeezing Charmin! 0:47 (elevator doors squeak open) 0:50 - (gasps) 0:51 - (stifles sounds) 0:52 Announcer Charmin bathroom tissue, 0:54 with new blue and green colors. 0:55 So squeezably soft, it's irresistible. 0:57