[1980 TV COMMERCIAL COMPILATION CASCADE, HELLMAN'S, TOYOTA, SANKA, PROGRESSO, WESTCLOX]

Are you closing? No, just getting ready for Mrs. Miller. She's very excitable, you know. Henrietta Miller? The one who goes, "The only Virginia ham I buy for my family is Hansel and Gretel." Please, Miss Pippercorn. Hansel and Gretel meats taste better. Always uniform, always fresh. She's just kidding you, Rudy. Kidding? Of course. Just as you're kidding when you say, "Virginia ham is Virginia ham." You know there's no Virginia ham like Hansel and Gretel Virginia ham. Isn't it beautiful? Oh, what's the use? They're just not biting. Uh, you're on vacation, Fred. Why so tense? Oh, my doctor says that caffeine makes me nervous. Aha, you should be drinking Sanka Brand decaffeinated coffee. But I only like real coffee. Sanka Brand is 100% real coffee. Try it. This is real coffee. Feeling lucky this week? Yeah. And I feel great, too, since I caught on to the great taste of Sanka Brand. Sanka Brand, the coffee that lets you be your best. And I love this clock. Why so nervous? Sorry. The doctor says caffeine makes me tense. Well, don't you drink Sanka Brand decaffeinated coffee? Oh, I bought that for my husband. I only drink real coffee. Sanka Brand is real coffee and tastes it. Try it. Mhm, it's real. Real good. Diane, what's new in antiques? Everyone says I'm new since I switched to Sanka Brand. Sanka Brand, the coffee that lets you be your best. Napier is merrier. Napier is wittier. Napier is sexier. For giving or getting fabulous jewelry, Napier is timelier. Regal Griller, Regal Griller. Give me two burgers, one cheese. I want two grilled cheese. Hold the tomato on one. Introducing the Griller from Regal. Grills all your favorites and goes in the sink or dishwasher for easy cleaning. I want two over easy, double bacon. Toast me an English. New, the Griller from Regal. Mhm, it's like having your own restaurant. Regal Griller, Regal Griller. The Griller from Regal. Get it now at these stores. It's really coming down. You're going to get soaked. No, I'm not. Watch this. I open the door a crack, push the button. He's covered. I'd like to see that again. The totes one hand automatic. Push the button, you're covered. The totes automatic, big enough for two, windproof, built to last. It folds small in a flash. The totes one hand push button automatic. It's a great gift. I grew up on a farm. That's where I learned to make my delicious crabapple jelly. I learned another secret on the farm. Add grain to coffee for rich coffee taste without bitterness. Now, Mellow Roast found that secret. They start with three kinds of rich, robust coffees, then blend in roasted grain to take away the bitter edge for a delicious, full-flavored coffee taste. Ah, just like back on the farm. Mellow Roast coffee and grain beverage. Great coffee taste without bitterness. No other excites me like you do. You cool and delight me through and through. Your rich dark magic turns me on, starts me singing my red rose song. Red Rose. You're a potent cup of tea. Red Rose. You're a potent cup of tea. Though other teas may come and go, nothing tastes as potent as a single Red Rose. Come winter, some men hop. Some men skip. Some jump. Others, lucky fellows, get Totes tall stretch boots. Yes, featherlight Totes, now made tougher. And now they've got zippers. Yes, zippers, so they're a breeze to put on. Totes tall boots keep your shoes dry, protect your pants from slush and splashes almost to the knee. Totes tall boots, now with zippers. A great gift. Maxwell House is waking up to morning. Maxwell House Good to the last drop. Maxwell House is Good morning. Good morning. Maxwell House. Nothing gets your day going like a cup of Maxwell House coffee. Coffee you can count on. Always good to the last drop. Maxwell House is good warm up. Good to the last drop. Maxwell House. This take number one. Spices nice gravy train the champ every second mix. Hey champ, you still in training? Yes, so I'll have my usual gravy train. Sorry, I don't sell that anymore. No more gravy train? Easy champ, now there's new gravy train. New gravy train? Right. Now it makes a richer, thicker gravy. So every nutritious bite tastes tender and juicy. Mmm, this meaty taste knocks me out. Then have another round. New Gravy Train dog food now makes a richer, thicker gravy. We French did not invent wine, but we made it an art. We did not invent love, but we made it more romantic. We did not invent fragrances, but we made them more elegant, more sensual. We created Infini. Infini, elegant, sensual, very, very French. Infini, the most elegantly sensual of all French fragrances. Infini, a classic fragrance from Caron. Oh, what a feeling. A Toyota feeling. Tough is good. Tough and comfortable feels better. The 1980 Toyota SR5 long bed truck. Tough enough to handle 1,100 lb of gravel. Comfortable enough inside to make you forget about the 1,100 lb of gravel outside. In a truck, tough and comfortable is a good feeling. oh, what a FEELING TO DRIVE TOYOTA. REGAL COFFEE MISER? IT'S SO QUICK AND EASY, I'VE given up instant. The Coffee Miser? It's just the right size for us. We don't have to make more than we want, so there's no waste. And so it always tastes fresh. The Regal Coffee Miser brews one to four cups of delicious coffee fast, about a cup a minute. You don't waste coffee. You don't waste time. Get a Coffee Miser. It's just your size. The Regal Coffee Miser. A great drip coffee maker and a great gift value at these stores. What is that? A great buy. Got it at a garage sale. Oh, you did the shopping. Picked up some great buys at the market, too. Oh, really? Yep, they're out there if you know where to look. Oh, you even did the dishes. Yep. Oh, no. Look at these glasses. Yesterday's are really clear. The ones I did today are spotty. My Cascade did that? Not exactly. One of my great buys did. We were out of Cascade. This brand was cheaper. Well, you saved a few pennies. Yeah, but look at those spots. You can see the difference Cascade can make. For virtually spotless dishes, you can see why Cascade's the better buy. Most bargain brands can leave drops that spot, but Cascade's sheeting action leaves glasses virtually spotless. Well, you were right about the Cascade, but you've got to admit this vase was a real buy. For virtually spotless dishes, you can see why Cascade's the better buy. Being with my friends is where I want to be. Doing things together just comes naturally. And when I want a refreshing drink, I know just what I need. And when I choose, I know I can't lose cuz milk's the one for me. Yeah, milk's the one. Yeah, milk's the one. Milk's the one for me. The smile on your face is there because you know that your mouth tastes great. And it's nice when their teeth are getting strong and the cleaning your mouth is Colgate. Colgate is more than a brisk clean taste. With regular brushing, Colgate's fluoride penetrates the surface of tooth enamel. Not this fast, but it gets in and fights cavities. There's a twinkle in your eye when there's fluoride for their teeth and the cleaning your mouth is Colgate. You can see the word mayonnaise on a lot of different jars. But when you see the word real and the word Hellmann's, you know that in the jar there's a great-tasting mayonnaise because Hellmann's is always fresh. Fresh when you spoon it, fresh when you spread it, fresh when you serve it. No wonder Hellmann's is New England's number one selling mayonnaise. No wonder it wears this blue ribbon. Hellmann's, New England's number one mayonnaise. It's always fresh. 20 to 30 Westclox presents the key to the energy crisis. Ah, if it was only that simple. It is with Westclox. Westclox has been dependably ticking along since 1908 getting you up on time with the right time day and night while looking very pretty. And the only energy source is you. Get the Big Ben, Baby Ben, Little Ben, or new Deluxe Ben. It's time for a Westclox by Talley Industries. Harriet Hobbs old-fashioned lentil soup tastes like it simmers all day. What's your trick, Harriet? Trick? Progresso. Keith Wayne's delicious hearty casseroles start with only the plumpest, meatiest beans. Tell us how you do it, Keith. Help. With Progresso. Progresso means fine Italian food made the good old-fashioned way. So, MAKE IT PROGRESSO OR MAKE IT YOURSELF. Not so long ago, a woman's umbrella had to be small and dainty. But now there's the Totes Town and Country. In great color combinations that brighten rainy days. Totes opens easily, folds small in a flash, and big, it's big enough for golf. Windproof, built to last with a deep dome shape that shelters, too. Brighten those rainy days with the Totes Town and Country. It's a great gift. Unbelievable. Viva designer paper towels, so beautiful, they're unbelievable. There's Viva Fresh Fruit. Apples, cherries, unbelievably delicious. Viva Cape Cod. Kettles, clocks, unbelievably quaint. Viva Oriental Spring. Leaves, blossoms, unbelievably charming. Five designer styles in all. All unbelievably strong and absorbent. Unbelievable. The donut you're looking at it, 30 seconds. When you consider all the millions of places there are to buy donuts, and the fact that you may have to go past some of these places just to get to Dunkin' Donuts, you may wonder how we ever got to be number one. Well, you're looking at it. Dunkin' Donuts, it's worth the trip. Help. It's hay fever. Don't give up. Arm yourself with ARM. It's antihistamine plus decongestant for better allergy relief. ARM. Mom, what are you doing here? Picked up a few things for my little working girl. Mom, I'm not little and I can buy my own. Don't don't worry, they're all bargains. Oh, and you did the dishes, too. Oh, dear. The glasses you washed all look so nice, but the ones I washed, well, they're kind of spotty, aren't they? Yeah, my Cascade did that. Well, you were out of Cascade, so I bought you one of my great bargains. Mom, you saved a few cents, but look how much better Cascade can do. For virtually spotless dishes, you can see why Cascade's the better buy. Most bargain brands can leave drops that spot, but Cascade's sheeting action leaves glasses virtually spotless. Mom, I should have known. Well, I just thought my little working girl Mom, I'm not little. could use a real bargain. Oh, Mom, you're too much. For virtually spotless dishes, you can see why Cascade's the better buy. Can driving the speed limit really save gas? Watch. Two cars, same model, both with two gallons of gas. One goes 70 miles an hour, the other 55. The faster car is out of gas. The slower car goes one lap, two laps, three laps more. 25% better mileage. Learn how you can get the most out of gasoline in the gasoline book, free from Shell. Come to Shell for answers. No other excites me like you do. You cool and delight me through and through. Your rich dark magic turns me on. Starts me singing my red rose song. Red rose. You're a potent cup of tea. Red rose. You're a potent cup of tea. Though other teas may come and go, nothing tastes so potent as a single red rose. Hello, George. Yeah, I'm looking directory assistance? No, George. This is your conscience. Are you working for the phone company? No, no. You dialed directory assistance. But, I didn't know the number. That's what your phone book is for. Every time you dial directory assistance, you're raising the cost of everyone's phone bill. You're making me feel so guilty. Just doing my job. Uh I found the number. Good. Now, about this other habit you have of getting up 221st TV repair, 30. I'm bringing my TV to the repair shop, Matt. Well, good. Uh-oh. Bring him your hands, too. Oh, it's dishwashing. What will I try? Everything. And use Palmolive dishwashing liquid. You know, it softens your hands while you do the dishes. You're soaking in it? In dishwashing liquid? It's Palmolive. Mild? More than mild. Makes heaps of suds that last. And really? Palmolive softens hands while you do the dishes. Matt, you and Palmolive, what a find! I didn't know we were lost. 221st TV repair, 30. I'm bringing my TV to the repair shop, Matt. Well, good. Uh-oh. Bring him your hands, too. Oh, it's dishwashing. What will I try? Everything. And use Palmolive dishwashing liquid. You know, it softens your hands while you do the dishes. You're soaking in it? In dishwashing liquid? It's Palmolive. Mild? More than mild. Makes heaps of suds that last. And really? Palmolive softens hands while you do the dishes. Madge, you and Palmolive, what a find. I didn't know we were lost. Well, Christopher Jr.'s ready for his christening. So is his dad. Did the dishes and some last-minute shopping for the party. That's funny. The glasses you washed yesterday look clear, but mine are spotty. My Cascade did that? We were out of Cascade. So I bought a cheaper brand. And got spots. See how much better Cascade can do. Try Cascade. Most bargain brands can leave drops that spot, but Cascade's sheeting action leaves glasses virtually spotless. So you can see why Cascade's the better buy. Your bedroom. Over the years you change the rug, the furniture, the decorations, the drapes, but not the clock. Sure, it still works, but isn't for a new Westclox electric alarm clock? A fresh new look, one that's just your style. To wake you by light or glow in the night or with a drows alarm. Our styles and features have changed, but since 1908 Westclox precision performance has never changed. It's time for a Westclox. By Talley Industries. Breyers in the field, cherry vanilla, third revised, November 9th. Breyers ice cream has nothing to hide. It's all natural. We use over three dozen cherries to make every half gallon of our cherry vanilla ice cream, milk, cream, and pure cane sugar. Nothing artificial. Breyers. Made in cooperation with nature. Canada Dry Ginger Ale. Sweet, sweet, sweeties, goodbye. Hello, Canada Dry. Ginger Ale, it's crazy. How could you taste so fresh and bubbly? You amaze me. Goodbye, sweet soft drinks. Hello, Canada Dry Ginger Ale. You're good when I'm up. You're great when I'm beat. You're wonderful. Ginger Ale, and you're not too sweet. Sweet, sweet, sweeties, goodbye. Hello, Canada Dry. Gee, why all the vegetables? Just watch. We'll make a combination that's sure to please. It's broccoli, cauliflower, corn, carrots, and peas. That's really special. It's broccoli cauliflower medley, a unique combination of broccoli, cauliflower, and other good vegetables in a sauce so light you can taste each individual vegetable. Broccoli cauliflower medley, a harvest get-together combination. Yahoo! Ho ho ho. Green Giant. Canada Dry Ginger Ale in around 30 seconds. Sweet sweet sweet, it's goodbye. Hello Canada Dry Ginger Ale. My oh my, it's crazy. How could you taste so fresh and bubbly? You are amazing. Goodbye sweet soft drinks, hello Canada Dry Ginger Ale. YOU'RE GOOD WHEN I'M COOL. YOU'RE GREAT WHEN I'M HOT. YOU'RE KIND OF LIGHT and kind of bright and too sweet and not. Sweet sweet sweet, it's goodbye. HELLO CANADA DRY. WARNING, don't ever ask anyone for their delicious Morton Great Little Dessert because it's the perfect size for just one. Daddy, can I have some? You want my pie? Only Morton makes a freezer full of great little desserts. Sumptuous little fruit pies, fluffy little cream pies, and luscious little cheesecakes. My little pie, my own little pie. Morton Great Little Desserts, it's your own little dessert. have just said no. Oh. You know, it seems like mom's always there when I need her. Yeah, Jill. It was Thanksgiving day. We had everything ready to go. I opened the dishwasher, and what a mess. The glasses that were supposed to be so super were spotty. We had to rewash everything by hand. Then mom said, "Well, if I were you, I'd use Cascade. I don't have spot problems." If you have spot problems, you really should try Cascade because Cascade's sheeting action fights drops that spot, leaves dishes and glasses virtually spotless, beautifully clear. With Cascade, I know when I unload my dishwasher, I'm not going to find any surprises. I just take my glasses out and put them away because with Cascade, everything comes out nice and clear, practically spotless. For virtually spotless dishes, nothing can beat Cascade. I've never found a detergent better than Cascade. I expect it to do a great job, and it hasn't let me down. The yogurt of France is called Yoplait. Some Americans don't know about it yet, but what happens when Americans get their first taste of Yoplait? They'll think it's different. It's creamy, smooth, all natural yogurt with real fruit. It's just amazing what happens when a real American gets a little taste of French culture. Yoplait yogurt, get a little taste of French culture.