"Wonderground - The TV Show" #4 (NY Access Cable)

[Music] from the TV shows [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] this is [Music] [Applause] [Music] for all my friends [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] why [Applause] [Music] why do they call me [Music] [Music] myself [Applause] thank you thank you [Applause] [Music] [Music] all right let's go let's go yeah oh wow it's just like reality it is reality right here [Applause] [Applause] destruction no no you are now Nico Suave a king of Smash Club thank you you got it [Applause] [Music] [Music] good morning [Music] on me talking [Music] again [Music] [Music] [Music] don't understand [Music] [Applause] [Music] please [Music] [Music] bye [Music] foreign so maybe I'm a late bloomer but I was in San Francisco a few weeks ago for that lady Fest and I discovered there's a whole secret way of communicating through handkerchiefs now some of you may know what I'm talking about others may have heard about it but for those of you who don't know I'm here to share with you what I've learned now as a little disclaimer I've heard it can vary a little bit from here to there and there's some colors on it you know I might not get to but this is just a quick guide to get you steered in the right direction black worn on the left it's a s m top one on the right an s m bottom Brown the person is packing a load they're into fecal fun worn on the right the person is ready to receive it checkered worn on the left this person plays it safe one on the right you got a safe sex bottom light blue worn on the left person loves to receive oral sex worn on the right person loves to perform oral sex navy blue worn on the left they're atop worn on the right they're a bottom red worn on the left they like to fist worn on the right they like to be fisted yellow worn on the left they like to turn on the golden faucet one on the right they want the golden shower lavender worn on the left you have a person who likes transsexuals worn on the right the person is a transvestite fuchsia worn on the left the person is a spinker worn on the right the person says [ __ ] you very much dark red worn on the left she'll strap it on worn on the right she'll take it like a good girl Gray worn on the left means she's a breast woman worn on the right love them touch them squeeze them lime green one on the left she likes to humiliate one on the right she likes to be humiliated Saran Wrap that means the person likes to watch one on the right the person is a show-off Orange anything goes as long as the person's on top worn on the right anything goes as long as the person's on the bottom well I hope you've learned something this has been a public service from underground the TV show stay informed kids Here Comes This Man with these big feet again I can always tell when he starts walking I got my shoes from pennies actually in Japan near my house I bought these in Australia somewhere in New York I'm from New Jersey Goodwill special 6.50 actually an island in Massachusetts that's kind of interesting I got my shoes at Walmart for my birthday from my mom the Payless shoe store by Fred Meyers I got these shoes in Canada oh where I got these is at Centerville Asheville North Carolina Maine JCPenney's in Tulsa Oklahoma just walking around I was in Hawaii with them in the rainforest and then in a cloud forest and when on top of the volcano probably up in the Olympic mountains it was in Belfair recently with my shoes Tijuana oh I'd say uh gentlemen's club I'm Santa Monica Mexico probably fossil Rocky lychee nuts little red spiny fruits that grow on the trees in Hawaii and they they're like Snot when you step on them I think once I stepped in some major muck that was about I think it's about a foot and a half deep I don't know maybe ice cream unidentifiable purple stuff in a parking lot I'm not entirely sure probably deer poop it's probably a dead gray whale ring [Music] I went down and bought me a new image [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you come on [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] back on ES [Music] I Thought I Loved You Baby did I did it I thought I love you baby [Music] baby [Music] no light sandero [Music] so dark and stormy baby [Music] oh okay I Thought I Loved You Baby that night in the emergency room I found out some things baby that I wouldn't have found out no other way doctor what is a nurse doctor come here there's something I want you to see what is it follow me [Music] yes this man has a silicone heart this man is not a man this man is an Android try Andrew how can this be well you see doctor there are some sick scientists out there conducting experiments on love the heart human emotions all of it scientists Android how do you know this well you see doctor I too once fell in love with a man who had a silicone heart um but then he found out and then he told me and you know what I told them baby [Music] I said can we pulled up [Music] they said yeah and we pulled up [Music] [Music] Droid Detroit [Music] crazy crazy crazy crazy I'm crazy I'm crazy I'm crazy [Music] crazy crazy [Music] [Music] [Music] things [Music] [Music] thank you baby [Music] [Music] so realistic I mean who could ask for more I know I didn't it was scary and unusual but very beautiful very thin disguise to my surprise [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] [Applause] again [Music] this world did you become very known very long very close to those pain it wasn't how you always feel for those who tell you lies because of that you react by equating apathy with living happily cause the other things the [ __ ] get all the action ain't that what you wanted to be wanted something sturdy and there's always something missing when you're getting down and dirty [Music] crazy crazy friends [Music] TV [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] foreign