Where There's Life There's Soap Remixed (1933 / 2012)

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This edited version was created in an open workshop at the Cuming Museum in Southwark, London. The Youth Panel set out to create an audio accompaniment for the film that reflected the way in which the films were originally exhibited: in informal sessions on street corners and in playgrounds, with frequent interruptions from the young audience. Find out more about the Youth Panel: http://www.southwark.gov.uk/info/200162/the_cuming_museum/2423/getting_involved/1.

Complete Record: This edited version was created in an open workshop at the Cuming Museum in Southwark, London. The Youth Panel set out to create an audio accompaniment for the film that reflected the way in which the films were originally exhibited: in informal sessions on street corners and in playgrounds, with frequent interruptions from the young audience. Find out more about the Youth Panel: http://www.southwark.gov.uk/info/200162/the_cuming_museum/2423/getting_involved/1.

Transcription

where there's life there's soap this is the aim of today's lesson why that's boring whatever sir personal and public health is very important oh shut up unique those that's why she's going far and you're not whatever sir now in the third part of the film we have a cat cleaning itself cleaning itself but it's covered in fleece sir that's disgusting you don't get humans hicking themselves yes sir well um they've got first so things get stuck to it such as bacteria and germs precisely it's my defense toy the elephant enjoys a bath it cleans the Dirt away but why isn't it free sir that's animal cruelty yes you're right but there wasn't really the awareness of animal quy back in the 1930s did you know elephants are naturally clean if you wash like an elepant you wouldn't smell so bad why didn't you wash like an elephant shut up you shut up can't be to shut up Sir Sir she says I stink like an elephant no elers don't stink because they wash Rose your turn do I have to yes the monkey too makes use use of soap to freshen up his Fizz I'm sure you'd like to copy him and have a face like his what's Fizz it's from the word physiy meaning face I'm going to make a note of that it's not cleaning itself it's eating it oh it probably has something stuck between his teeth and you know that how because I just do loser of SK we humans have you better know the the functions of the skin are free protection is the first the toris shell is really skin it's head Pops in its hole so the shell is it skin like our nails peekaboo peekaboo grow up our fingernails like T shell are thicken skin not food so don't bite your nails and if you bite your fingernails your habits are not good sir if you bite your nails you're in danger falling out I don't get it sir there are dirt and bacteria on your nails haven't you ever used a nail brush before no I bite my nails that's probably why you were sick last week sir sir I'll do this one I'm the best at science you said you're the best at science I won the science prize ouch sh he hit his thumb hair follicles sasis glands and sweat glands enough said that's all you need to know two PS of sweat oh my God does that say two pints of sweat I certainly do not sweat two pints Josh and master do he he sweats two PS of sweat you can see underneath his clothes he really think of B are you serious yeah he really does now but he does oh my gosh that's Josh there 2 hours of attention that's not fair okay now let's focus on the last two lines here and that is why soap must be used with water when you wash oh my gosh look at the size of that bathtub it's smaller than him I wouldn't even watch my dog in there it looks like a car seat he's having a bath outside why cuz the towel is moving it's obviously the wind he is so Bush oh my God he's standing up he's standing up he's standing up okay Cam could you read this one now please the pool May close and so prevent the exit of the oil and then you have a swell which is not unlike a boil ew what is that well toy know that's a head and that gland over there it's been blocked because he's not washed himself H playing and as a result of the gland getting blocked with oil he's going to get a sport I have never seen a spot that big before neither have I if I had a spot that big I wouldn't go out you go out with them anyway I would suggest spot cream but you cannot hide that spot it is not a spot it's a boil is it a spot or a boil I think it's a spot that is not a spot so toan how often do you wash um every day and you tisy every day and you K every day and Duos every day really no I thought so anyway in the 1930s both people didn't own a b so they have one once a day it was probably more likely they could have one once a month oh yes so they went to the public baths and just like today swimming was a great form of exercise but back then people swam anywhere anywhere yes anywhere like in rivers and ponds for example the ponds and rivers were were a lot cleaner than the 1930s you will so not catch me swimming in a pond all that rubbish all that water it will ruin my weave you'll get a lot of stuff in your weave yeah like you can get dock weed in your weave sir how is he getting out that pond there ain't no steps yeah just bushes and trees all around but no steps oh for goodness sake to since you we so beautifully at the other class do read this piece please I'd watch if I'd been born a fish or in a humble frog andas andas my habits are the habits of a hug oink oink and the message there is if you don't was you're like a pig I am so not like a pig how dare you call me a pig so what's the message class keep yourself clean if you want to be seen


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