The Rustlers (1953)

[Music] [Music] [Music] It's an outrage. They knew all the time I don't photograph well from that angle. I look my best in profile. I'll sue them. You've got an idea, Kenty. But do it this way. Now fix me up. Remember I am more the intellectual type. Now to complete our disguise, we need a covered wagon to hide all this artillery. That should not be too hard. [Music] You'll have to excuse the detour, strangers, if you're fixing to go by way of the valley. There are some rustlers loose around here now, and we're not taking any chances. Rustlers? Yes, rustlers. And if they come this way, they'll get a mighty warm reception. That is the spirit neighbors. But we are going that way. Adios. [Music] [Music] Hey. Hey. Hey. [Music] Do you know my friend pork is my favorite dish? My estimate, you have taken the words right out of my mouth. What are we waiting for? Delighted to make your acquaintance, Don Inosente. Allow me to present my associate gentos who like myself is a dedicated fancier of the pig. Go right in, folks. Go right in and we'll open up a bottle of srilla and talk about cabbages and pigs. Uh, as we came along, we noticed that your friends Murito and Manoline have thrown up the barricade at the entrance of the valley. Yes, sir. And because of rustlers, and they're right. Yes, sir. Rustlers are a big problem to those cattlemen. [Music] boys asked me to get together with them and kind of help defend the valley here against them rustlers. But I said I said to them, "No, Siri, no sin, no rusters going to be interested in my pigs." I said, "So I said to myself, if I join up with the boys and the rustlers start rustling their cattle, why I get myself all mixed up in other people's troubles?" I says, "No, Siri, it's better I stay completely neutral. That way I don't get a chance of contracting lead [Music] poisoning." You hear something? What could that be? Hey there. What's going on there? [Music] What in the world was that? Look at that. Now that's funny. Did you notice that their cow's not branded? When she comes over this way, you laugh to her and we'll put a brand on her. Bring her closer to the fire. Closer. So I can put the iron on her. [Applause] [Music] They're rustlers after [Music] them. Help. Sounds like Donio Sante. There he is. Where are they? Let me get them rustlers. our cattle. And all of Don innocent's pigs, too. Enough is enough. If them rustlers come into this valley just once again, it's me that's going to deliver the lead poisoning this time. You just watch. Huh? I'm not done with Cindy anymore. No, sir. Read. [Music]