The Jane Wyman Show "This Way To Heaven"

[Music] Jane Wyman presented tonight by new glean the toothpaste for people who can't brush after every meal and gentle Joy the new liquid that makes dishwashing almost nice and now Jane Wyman good evening it's so nice to be with you again and on each of our visits I'd like to think that we can exchange thoughts and ideas for Better Living such as this very simple formula for happiness if we smile when we feel like frowning and speak softly when we want to shout I'll bet our days would be happier ones and that's what we're all looking for it's like our story tonight I hope you'll enjoy our guest Mr Jean lockart in an amusing story we call this way to heaven I'll see you later we'll rejoin Jane Wyman in a moment oh Nancy time to do the dishes wait come back look what we've got new gentle joy to make your dishwashing almost nice try it almost nice is the tiny capful that makes so many beautiful Suds Joy s s that smell so nice M feel so nice are so very gentle to your hands did you know that Joy is actually the mildest liquid detergent you can buy well it is gentle gentle joy and at the end when you're through Joy leaves everything so sweet and clean and fresh the water the dishes and you new gentle Joy makes dishwashing almost [Music] nice no negative thoughts now positive attitude it Faith moves mountains good morning Father Co I appreciate your coming good morning your Excellency please sit down father thank you Excellency I fashioned another weebo for your Excellency you overwhelm me father I hope it doesn't introduce a frivolous note into what might be a serious discussion that is to say if if it is a serious discussion it is serious sit down father thank you how old are you father mccole old uh well now there seems to be some doubt as to the exact date of my birth father you see the records were not very well kept in Old County me Father May brother sha do say that the date was in the family bible but it seems to have gotten itself lost your age father mcoo 66 but I've never owned a motorc car and I walk 8 to 10 miles a day I'll have you you know you have already graced the critical ward of St Elizabeth's Hospital once this year and Dr Mahone it was a charlie horse your Excellency that's what it was a charlie horse it's a young man's complaint it's the mark of a of a vigorous athletic man May legs your legs aren't as young as your heart and mind father and now I suppose you'll be sending me one of those young efficient assistants Dr Mahoney has been consulted ah P Dr Mahoney we haven't seen eye to eye since the incident of me charlie horse Dr Mahoney has advised a dry and subtropical climate for you no he has yes I have acted on his suggestion and Arrangements have been made to send you to California California banish me to the far ends of the world not banish and it's hardly the far end of the world well what might be the name of this wild Lawless and forsaken Parish in the steaming Tropics El Diablo El Diablo the devil you say Satan his town you love it it's in the heart of the sanen valley grape country I I wouldn't be happy there it grapes it's a rather primitive Community but it should be good for your health and that is our main concern I'm grateful to your Excellency for the consideration you've shown me now when would you want me to leave in a couple of months at once at once oh God grant you a happy and restful life in El Diablo thank you your Excellency thank you indeed [Music] oh now Anthony I'm going to need a great deal of moral support just until I get organized so you'll be with me all the time now won't [Music] you what is this is B oh well the tough in the morning to you my boy you know I'm looking for a town and I'm told a town is looking for me but we seem to have passed each other on the way we hear you are coming this is the town P this see oh no no now look I haven't my glasses on at the moment but wouldn't there be a wee bit more of the village Beyond those trees there no the town it is just what you see it oh dear oh dear tell me what is your name I am ton Alfredo car Roman Pedro chya there is more but I forget it's nice to make your acquaintance boy I'm Father Patrick Kevin mccor now would you please tell me where the church is I don't want to waste any time in getting started there is no church no church well that's very strange indeed but I have the telegram for you oh a telegram for me well thank you L I can read all right you read it to me it is from our Bishop your Bishop well no he says we Grant you full faculties of the de diis see he says when you are feeling better you may come to see me at the chance the Chancery the chancer see oh then I haven't been sent to a New Parish I've been put out to pasture a church in Old Diablo would be nice yes yes look what is that imposing edifice Yonder there directly off our bow it is Martinez grocery store Martinez grocery store well my lad it may very well become our church it may very well be now help me with the bags put out to pasture is that so well we'll find out about that Senor Martinez Sor Martinez the has come the is here welcome P welcome Pepe Martinez how do you do Pepe Martinez it's a faithful lamb of the church yard I can tell that I was an alter boy at St Michaels in Fresno when I was seven years it's a cardinal you might have been in time with the proper application this are red pick Sanchez too Lou Toro oh that's a strange and fascinating name it means bull P Toro is big like the bull and almost as smart sometimes see I strong see this muzzle I get two times my heavy and three times my tall a muscle like that would put a shalele to shade sit down you must be tired oh no no no I'm feeling fit as a fiddle and ready to go you are hungry no well when the house is me my and peppers well now I think I'll try one of these we apple turnovers well that's good my sister make it herself there is some water the hwood store no no no no there was just enough water in that to do the trick nicely uh the T was bad but no delicious it's just that I have a very small birdlike appetite excuse me my boy now let me see M mhm what he's doing I think he wants to use it for a church a church had some thought with your leave of saying Mass here every Sunday just temporarily but P who could pray with a smell of Boney and cheese and chillis and pickles and now I I could put the order right here where the Meat Block stands but it is bed to the floor P that's that's a Pity but I see now the good worshippers will be kneeling behind the pickle barrels there ah maybe we could put it over here where the beer cooler is party no that wouldn't do either no the good worshippers would be sitting swsh up against against those salamis and the other dear Souls would be hidden behind those cotton dresses there at $1.98 see it is terrible place for a chur ah yes well it's a Pity I hope you won't feel offended now if I find other accommodations it is the will of the Lord hey father there is a garage a garage that's right Emily jeski has a huge Garage in the storage a garage no that's Unthinkable but there is not much oil or grease and this Mr jesi now is he a son of the church and a good God-fearing man he fears his wife and she is a good God-fearing woman well of course the Lord doesn't always work in a direct manner his miracles to perform I'll just take a wee peek at the G you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] no no this this would never do at all it's terrible terrible terrible but part on S we can run all the cars outside oh I'm sure the owner wouldn't hear of that but there is no salami and pickles and chili and bad smells but I get a whiff of something like wet feathers or or burning rubber and nothing could compete with that well if you don't like it party well where's the owner of this imposing edifice right on the discard hey Em em emo Em I'm tied up here what do you want there's a nice man who wants to use the garage in sanday sure why not use it for a roller ring dancing anything you want but no drinking I got cars in here that don't belong to me oh bless you my friend we'll be most careful and if it's no bother to here we'll start to build the altar first thing tomorrow a priest and next Sunday I'll be saying my first mass right here in this very pasture [Applause] [Music] steps steps steps extra steps make extra work in cleaning lolium or plastic tile so Grace Alberts and I want to show you how to save two such work steps this floor is dirtier than yours for demonstration purposes now here's the three-step way to clean with a laundry detergent first you have to Suds with a really wet mop and really rub hard and second you have to rinse and third you still have to wipe dry now let's watch SP and span special cleaning formula at work you just dampen your mop and go once over just one step you don't have to rinse or wipe dry and look how little effort it takes it's twice as fast and twice as easy yep that Leno gleams and Spen span's wonderfully mild and gentle to your hands save two steps with once over Spen span [Music] got the tape measures Padre tape oh here it is here oh [Music] [Music] gracious Toro would you bring me some 8 penny nails please oh see [Music] p ah thank you my [Music] have you finished with the measure Oh [Music] see it was only to hasten your work he did it I know you'll be forgiven the dear gentle [Music] Soul father I got a deal for you how about you and me going 50/50 I'll give you half of my take and you give me half of yours oh no I'd be taking advantage of you you'll start to rake it in pretty soon am Hana what are you doing here good day Mrs Jes good morning Father EML how could you say such things to father mccorkel I only said what's true now my dear our presence has been very difficult for your good husband he's shown the patience of Job but he has work that's got to be done and that's the truth well somebody around here has to be practical what's that on your head I told you a 100 times EML a woman always covers her head in church church EML this is the house of God House of God this is a garage our Lord started in a stable himself you know okay okay where what you want what's all the commotion and is this your we lad it's a girl I brought her to be baptized father ah thanks be Anna I told you I'd drive you up to Fresno one day this is our church now EML and besides I've already made arrangements with Father mcaro well you ganged up on me besides I won't have my daughter baptized in the garage we'll take her to a nice Church my son a building is just a building but the house of God is infinite and eternal we may perform the ceremony in a garage God won't notice the building emo okay I guess fine fine now you wait right here and I'll go on and put on me cathic my mother she always h i will be a priest yeah and now I have built a church you haven't built anything you wrecked the garage [Music] [Music] Vin there now there we are I was a Godfather you did nothing I saw you only Lord even so I look closer than you so so I will crush your head like the grape in the wine barrel children children this is a happy moment for these dear ones would you profane it with Petty bickering you fixed this up good P it's a real Church see p it is a miracle well our labors have been rewarded but I have only one wish now to make the coming Sunday complete with something we can do father oh you've done wonders already my dear and I have no doubt that in due time I'll get my bell see what is it yours without a bell I is its clear Sweet Sound reaches far out over the countryside on a bright Sunday morning of course without a means of conveyance I'd have no way of reaching the faithful country folk but with a bell or a car I might be able to reach them all I will I have an idea that a bit of Prayer Will place them matter in the proper hands we got to my store we will put the M into our hands Amigo many good ideas come from your store how are you fixed foro it was a nice ceremony wasn't it yeah yeah for a minute I forgot I was in the garage emo he has no car oh good morning to you both good morning Father uh father EML has a surprise for you oh the man is always full of delightful surprises go on emo tell him well we've got a present for you it's not much oh now you're being much too generous my boy well like I said father it's not much Toro has it out now being painted there it is come on P should [Applause] be oh faith I'm the possessor of a motor car here's your car I was going to paint the little pink Angels around the side but no no no no it might well it might detract from the overall simplicity of the design I get the idea once from a big car I see in Fresno he say vote for Henry Smith judge I vote for him but he lose well his sign must have been much smaller that was the reason father we had no idea oh no a it was painted with love yes it's a thing of rare Beauty and I bless every one of you well here father try it out oh well now I had no idea of actually driving it myself go on Father please try it well I I must I might just take a try at it there we are now father what's that oh that's a St Christopher medal it's good up to 35 M an hour well all you do is turn on the key and press the little button oh is that all well well you know it's like child's Fai now what's the next procedure well all you do is put your foot on that pedal and ship father don't you know how to drive oh I never sat behind a wheel in my life do something up the key the key father these are regular thir Devils [Music] huh we had to give him a car we didn't know he'd never driven before so far we hear nothing no news it's all always travel fast you know whyo see see see this is Peppa Martinez seor he is see gracious the father his out guys the Nelson Rancho 70 M South Pepe is he all right is he all right he's sitting the B dinner telling seor Nelson all about running motor cars the the seor Nelson will drive him tonight to A dia I'll teach him to drive tomorrow good tomorrow is Sunday oh and still no Bell for his church well it would have pleased him so much to have a bell to ring wait until you see Jesus Maria is now at the County Seat buying a beautiful bell really you had money to buy a bell well they ask it for $70 we collect 48 but Jesus Maria will ask to make the loan terms easy down no money until after Christmas Time payments father mle will be so grateful ahia what is the Bell there is no Bell no Bell they do not trust nobody anymore but 70 cash on the bott's head I will crush their Bell heads like the greatest we cannot do something more until Monday I T I could do something I'm strong like the bull I will get a bell tonight see here we'll get a bell [Music] [Music] a bail a bail [Music] where's the P I come as soon as I hear the Bell now you're a faithful L yeah would you be knowing now where this lovely Bell came from here's a beautiful bell eh b well I I'm not the one to look a gift horse in the mouth but it does have a rather Imperial sound it lacks a wee bit of of dignity and humility see it's a nice [Music] Bell where is it father the garage where is what the fire somebody rang the bell you you mean this is a fire Bell yes father that belongs in the firehouse what's it doing here well I I prayed for a bell I came out here this morning and there it was and I never question Providence well father I I'm glad you only rang it once once because that just brings out the volunteers if you ring it twice the the whole town turns out that's the law here oh it's the law yes I see well I I think i' better go and put on the vestments what do you mean oh just wait till I write the bishop and tell him that the whole town turned out on the first Sunday to hear the poor sick old priest who was put out to pasture Toro call the people he now [Music] father just a minute did you ever stop to think what will people say when they see that white wash what will they say when they see your little boy shirts what will they say about your husband's coveralls and your daughter's pretty dress well with cheer you can be sure folks will say nice things you're sure to get compliments when you use cheer you see cheer has a secret ingredient it's a completely new kind of white cheers exclusive Blue Magic Whitener cheer alone gets things so clean so white you need no old-fashioned bluing and no bleaching you'll know people are saying the nicest things about all your wash you're always sure to get compliments when you keep your family looking like this with cheer the only Suds with blue magic Whitener well it's time to say good night again but before we do our story for next week is called let yesterday die I'd like you to see a scene from it mother Norwood how serious is your heart condition oh Dr Rogers exaggerates I'm sure it's not as bad as he'd like to have me believe we're always happy to see you so until next week good night Jane Wyman has been presented tonight by cheer the Blue Magic Suds that give you the whitest wash and new pink C containing Cold Cream the soap with the fabulous fragrance [Music] la [Music]