The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1793

and now Duz does brings you the Goldbergs you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends The Goldbergs are here brought to you by does the new kind of soap that does everything best you know I'm wondering who first told you does does everything best was it your next door neighbor did she say oh Mrs Brooks you ought to try doz for your wash they say it's just been proved do does everything best or did you read it in your newspaper like this does does everything and does it best wins out in tests against 25 wash day soap or maybe your favorite storekeeper said hey this does must be a Humdinger the ladies all keep telling me it does everything best well no matter how you heard it I want to tell you that every word is true now I don't want you to have a single doubt about it does really does everything best here's how we proved it we took 25 different wash day soaps bet you even the soap you use every wash day we tested them all for whitest washes most Suds for cleaning together with greatest safety for colors and doz came out with the highest score beat all the others compared to doz some soaps didn't make the grade on whiteness so some were short on Suds and safety but does scored Tops on all three points now you see what that means does can give you greater safety for the nice colors you watch that's what I want I always have plenty of slips and blouses to do well I have towels and linens what about them say doz gets towels whiter than soap after soap tested why not one of those 25 wash day soaps can do all doz does and still match it for whiteness and for getting grimy work clothes clean in the least time with the least work so just add it up for yourself for whitest washes most studs for cleaning and greatest safety for colors combined this new kind of soap tested best whatever wash day soap you're using change to does does does everything best and now does invite you to visit the Goldbergs people can run away from one another for just so long after a while in spite of themselves they discover their turning toward one another instead especially if they're really in love well there's no doubt that Sammy and Dora ran in opposite directions for a while but now not only have they turned toward each other but they've kissed in the bargain and their love would be complete Sunshine but for only one difficulty that of course is Dora's mother Mrs mayor for it appears that she's unalterably opposed to Sammy of course there are many reasons why but the most important even though she won't admit it is right of course Molly feels quite differently while she now knows Sammy and Dora are on the train together Bound for New York she still doesn't know the exact situation listen KY go go kitty M it's going to rain every time I L window so it's rains every time I put something on the clothes It lines it rains Ros you didn't see it was getting dark and it was going to thunder and it's thundering H my wash is on the line you couldn't throw an eye out of the wind and see that my wash is on the line sorry ma where are you going I got to take off my wash oh I'll help you Ma don't help me please stay and see and wait for s's call I'll be in in a minute you want my ring C it's only come dring I wouldn't get F because I'm not so sweet and I wouldn't melt some sugar can go go away kitty who went out Mama Uncle David it's raining she she wouldn't get wet well why don't you help her Roos well Mama's anxious about Sammy's calling it's time already he called but do the time table say what time did Samy get to New York well he left on the 220 he's been in New York for 2 hours so so why didn't he call right I don't know I didn't ohh I'll take it Uncle David hello yes who it's Mrs mayor HK Ro HK no Sammy isn't home oh she she wants to know where Sam is well we think he's in New York right right hello hello she hello she yes so Han too I'll help you in a wind it's blowing like a jine give me some of things help me down help help my mother from my hand just fell down Pap put it on the chair on over here let me all right it's all right such a storm like very in no call from Sam mly mly don't don't be so nervous M David please why shouldn't I be nervous what did I say I didn't say all right all right David please what did I say to you I said why shouldn't I be no D did I say so you said nothing David all right excuse me all right d where the Cs I'm I'm going to play pishop all right David how can you play pishop now how why not huh what do you mean why not at this critical moment what do you mean what what's so critical about this moment will Dora's latitude be to Sammy if Mrs mayor continues in her objections to Sammy after all Dora is a Dora's a daughter not what would Sammy do if you would objected Dora what do you mean what he would do I don't he wouldn't do nothing that's what he would do Let Me Maybe It's Sammy long distance maybe so let me K wa for me please maybe it's long distance hello yes who is it Ma yes who is it m who is it I close the window I can't evening I will hold a minute hold hold yes Samy Sammy you're calling long nutl where where is he where are you where huh where why didn't you tell why didn't he call till now David please only two years and when I got it did the reer can on the other if you don't mind then it's long dist it's not local let's here hello hello hello disconnect with me hello well hello operator I was connected with my son Sammy GOC New York you you you disconnected me don't tell me not s she said not he said not I don't know the number he hello my family oh you got them disconnected me they disconnected me yeah darling yeah yeah I'm listening yeah no yeah so yeah what all right all right family but tell me can't you tell me all right again all right d all right this minute what this all right all right Tam goodbye what is it is it the radio quick where is is he he's in the studio Vora Studio why quickly darling tune in the radio tune in the station what station D station Rosal closing the window she's closing the Window M it's raining in from the storm rosley look out for the correct time in the kitchen don't get so nervous M pleas I don't want to miss the program family had to listen without fail such a storm Rosel it's time to taton I'm watching the time M but what else did Sammy say too much he couldn't say because he had to go back in the studio he said what don't ask me questions because I'm beside myself with nervousness of Sam said I should listen so it must be something to listen will you hold yourself in please maybe I should call Dora's mother Mrs mayor for what to tell her to listen to Dora's program she'll be listening oh she'll be listening she never misses Dora's prog never misses a program she has to see that Dora keeps up her standard right if Dora slips and everything Mrs Maya has slips too yeah and how she slip why do you think she's so opposed Mr Sammy please brother please let let the child talk I I don't like conversations that are neither here nor there and are extemporaneous please from nothing from the sky conversation please tune on the radio please before we miss what we're waiting for I'm watching the time Mark and if we'll listen a little before Oh I don't like the program that goes on just before D you don't like the program before you you don't have to like the program before is million people's listening to the program that goes on before you don't like the program before so dial on the correct dial any oh I'm so nerv m Molly hold yourself together please Ros all right M please don't get everybody nerv like the program by because it's it's not Frank Sinatra why shouldn't everybody be nervous if I'm nervous if Sammy went to New York for door it wasn't for nothing B Ros tune in I am B huh wait what that nothing static static static static now who who can listen to that St please Ros tune it off until it's time to listen to Dora wait wait don't turn off F I hear something huh that's not a singer I don't think so I don't know I don't hear Dora no is that Dora I think it's D Qui Qui it's and the clock in the kitchen is wrong quiet David please quiet the clock in the kitchen is wrong you see so now my friends of the radio audience I have something exciting to tell you about the star of our program your singing star I can't hear this is wait a minute wait a minut me a soldier a soldier yeah what about with a soldier D what's with the soldier he what's with the soldier they do that Soldier is right in the audience right in again what's so much told me that it is going to be soon soon [Applause] informed what is it I I don't hear anything also that they've got their license they got their license they've got their license you said mom so wait so turn I did turn it off turn it off wait a minute turn turn it [Music] off conratulations I will marar what he said about the license Uncle David what do you mean what did he say d May is going to be married to a soldier and then they've got their license and he's got his pinup girl so what did he say Uncle David what more could he say but I want to know David he said well well now the Goldbergs know just why Sammy went to New York and after all the difficulties of bringing Sammy and Dora together somehow the Thunder the lightning even though it did garble the announcer's words seemed more a kind of Applause than anything else as the announcer said congratulations but uh just what did Mrs mayor say when she heard those words you know there's a limit to what even the most open-minded folks will believe you take my neighbor I told her the great news about doz how tests against 25 different wash day soaps prove doz does everything best in the wash and she said sounds good but when I added doz does everything best in the dish pan too she said sounds impossible but it's not impossible it's the truth do is the only soap to give you this wonderful combination Suds that stand up till the last dish is done fastest Suds for cutting grease together with greatest kindness to your hands I tell you none of those 25 soap could match all do does for dishes against soap after soap tested do gives more Suds faster Suds that really last no need to keep adding soap does gives you quicker action on Grease too yet in tests for greatest kindness to hands does rate it tops again does really leaves your hands beautifully soft and smooth yes in the dish pan too does does everything best you'll see be sure to listen to the next episode of The Goldbergs written for you by Gertrude Berg and brought to you by Duz does this is Clayton carer saying good day for the makers of doz the soap that does everything best save more used fat the Army needs more and more medicines and Munitions to make more we need more used fat