The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1543

you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends The Goldbergs are here brought to you by doz the new kind of soap for everything in your wash first let's drop in on the doam family oh there's Hy doam with his camera again he's photographing ma while she's trying to hang her wash on the line H's telling her same all I'm going to send these pictures of you hanging out your doz wash to Proctor and Gamble but Hy they don't want pictures of me doz is their new soap Discovery they know it does everything in my well we'll send them real pictures showing how doz does my overalls and work shirts and towels and and even Daisy's rayon do hunnies n n whole still Ma I want a picture of you holding that work shirt I got it oh and me looking a sight well them work shirts look mighty swell M they sure do ony does gets him clean easy no hard scrubbing or fussing with a bar soap even why does gets dirt out all by itself yeah that's right M come on now I want to get a shot of you and them towels steady got it but an my hair is a m well M towels sure look nice dazzling in the sun of course I always say no soap made gets towels and linens wher and does no no no hold it m i want to take a color shot of you posing with them rayon panties now there oh anky I take awful pictures a you look pretty Ma and so do the colors in those nice things you does well I don't need any picture to see that colors stay bright longer with does yet you can't beat it for getting out tough dirt now Ma you take a snap of me holding this big red box of does huh next you'll be wanting your picture put right on the box well I all to say nothing's too good for does oh and nothing's too good for you ladies on wash day so try does because compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps does gives longer life to Colors plus unsurpassed whiteness and real cleaning power for the dirtiest clothes does Duz does everything in your watch and now the Goldbergs well Molly Goldberg has gotten herself into the tightest situation of all her life the cause of course came from the goodness of her heart and from her habit of trying to help everyone she can this time it was Grace the cheat liar and Petty Thief who came to lenbury posing as Molly's daughter-in-law Grace and her real husband George worked together on the scheme to Swindle the Goldbergs but even after George confessed their guilt to Molly she tried to reform the girl never told anyone who Grace really was Grace repaid Molly by running off with some charitable funds being raised to help delinquent children and then to cap it Molly confused and worried accept Ed a $500 check from the County district attorney after Grace had fled it's certainly not a pleasant Prospect at The Goldberg's face if the story gets out listen Rosy Rosy quick going to BU she sitting inside in the front room go into Jake why did you do it what did I do birie heard everything you said when you were calling down to Uncle David when he was on the telephone sure but I was telephoning to my cousin maximilan what should I do he want to call me back what shall I do if bu is still here just David only ask him when he calls back only ask him talk from one side let him listen talk only say and ask him what is a felony if I did a felony I want to know what's a felony can I have a plum Mrs OB uh Plum um yes b b darling have it whatever you wish Jacob Bo knows how much does she know she heard you say that Grace wasn't your daughter-in-law Grace wasn't your daughter-in-law J she heard that Grace wasn't that daughter-in-law call her in yes call her in and tell her whatever she heard call maybe she didn't H exactly maybe her in reation wasn't exactly exactly what you said maybe from upstairs she didn't hide exactly oh you biting nose Jake David Ro B it's climax it's climax bir birie come in here Budd sitting in the front room come come in it's cooler thank you m come in buy come in um birie let me talk Molly birie bir listen bir Budd be be very comfortable bu don't you sit down look buddy dear my friend you are and was for a long time buddy I only want to say whatever you heard here buddy must be just exactly I didn't hear anything what did I hear I mean you heard uh you heard that Grace is not my daughter-in-law well that's very ambiguous so what can we do we KN we know she was a big David David what did I say David I'm saying grace can't un for David whatever bu knows was accidental well then well then just F bu whatever you heard bird wasn't for your ear here's a sweater Mar you're chilly thank you I'm chilly I'll get you something my sleeveless is laying I'll get it and birdie I hope we can depend on you not to say you're all asking me not to say anything when the fact of the matter is there's nothing to say I don't know anything after all if you're taking me into your con I'm absolutely baffled secondly out of the Clear Blue Sky Samy's wife who is about to have an offspring is no longer your daughter-in-law you think you can say she's no longer your daughter-in-law because she had an argument with her yeah Jake it was an argument it was an argument yes it was an argument well if it wasn't an argument why was it birie you've known us for a long time and if we could tell you we were list I never delve into other people's lives you should know me by now may I have a peach Mrs Gold Peach oh it's for me Jake you talk no I'm I'm talking napkin birdie thank you hello who who my cousin yes Mr musl Stone I want let me David I knew a masl stone one yes I will is he about my age yes I'm I'm holding it is the same it's the same mole Stone who who said that the voice to charg it it's the same mole Stone hello maximilan his name was Pon hello Max it's Max a felony David what's a felony ask him use the dictionary why do you need a lawyer for hello Max yes yeah you see I I have to know because let me talk shly just a minute just a minute Max let me talk if you talk you'll get a bill if I talk Jake I'm a relation you want to know if it's a felony or a misdemeanor hello Max I want to know if it's a felony or a misdemeanor or a what Jake just ask if money that was collected under false pretenses who collected money under false pre oh hello hello Max I want to know if money was collected under false pretenses I never studied law but whoever did it will be behind bars for a long time yeah Ma well yeah bad of course it's bad well all right Max all right tell me how has mama has he got a brother bedroom mama still lives in the fifth floor oh I sa it oh she she didn't move into an elevator yet oh right David hello Max tell Mama life is short and she should stop walking yes all right has he got a brother bitum thank you Max sometimes if I hear of anybody that needs a lawyer got forbid I'll call you thank you yeah tell Mama I said she should move into an elevator sure yeah Goodbye Oh has he got got a bread the bait Jake Molly come inside with me uh Rosalie stay here oh if you'd rather I left if I'm intruding I go only if I told SEO to pick me up here I can walk only I have my high heels on you don't have to go boo well don't worry Rosalie because I hate it not only I don't want you to say anything about your sister-in-law she's not my sister-in-law listen whatever she did and it must have been something because of felony not my sister-in-law legally she is and if Sammy loves her a man sticks if a woman is in trouble Sammy never even knew her Rosal birdie birdie Ros I'm coming my biry someday I'll I'll mama's calling you all right Uncle baby I'm coming mom Grace never even knew Sammy who told you Rosal well Marly knew it for a long time that Grace and George were married not Sammy and Grace two Crooks that would be already beside the point yes the money Rosie told you well she is the felony the felony will be malice why why why because she knew that the who they were and she let him collect the money from everybody under the false pretense what money roie roie didn't tell you well the money the money for the committee for the delinquent children telephone I got it he got it he's got it hello got it hello yeah who yes who I mean who who is it loc long long will we have to pay for it mom who is it is it who is it yes who all right hello oh Max it's Max again yeah hello yes Max what yes oh oh There was a case in the Supreme Court heled ohe case number seven seven yes eight eight 6 five 6 5 98 98 5 6 4 yeah about 77864 64 B David voices what voices not voices voices yeah yeah I mean what do you want to know Max just tell him that Mrs go by collecting money under FSE pretenses what and that her daughter-in-law was not her daughter-in-law and if it's less than $10,000 fine and 5 years in prison my name isn't BTY schliter now with birdie and on the secret it's only a question of time before the story becomes known to everyone at lenbury and if Molly's secret comes out just what the results will be no one can predict you know we all value friendship pretty highly don't we take Daisy does them she really values her pal Donald's friendship Daisy said I told Donald I couldn't get along without him any more than I could get along without does gosh that's devotion oh you bet Daisy and ladies you'll be just as devoted to doz for dishes this new kind of soap does everything in the wash and has everything for dishes too does make suds that stand up till the last dish is done Cuts grease like 60 yet it's kinder to hands than any other leading granulated wash day soap notice how nice your hands feel after dozen your dishes and watch how those Suds stand up no need to keep adding soap to finish the greasy pans and does Cuts grease without any hard scaring all you like does it has everything for dishes and here's a wartime request don't waste does all soaps contain vitally needed War materials so always soak pots and pans first in Clear Water see to what every bit of doz you use does more be sure to listen to the next episode of the Goldbergs written for you by Gertrude Berg birdie makes another promise and gets an assistant this is Clayton Kia speaking and reminding you to do as the Dooms do let doz the new kind of soap do everything in your wash