The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1542

you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends The Goldbergs are here brought to you by doz the new kind of soap for everything in your watchh first let's drop in on the doam family well there's young Daisy doam and her Bo Donald down at the drugstore getting a soda Donald saying gosh dream cake I wish I were as smart as you oh Donald you are aren't you well G Daisy you can talk on any subject like movies algebra and even does well Donald when a girl's going to get married someday she ought to know all about does why it's a new soap Discovery and it does everything in the wash gee I do everything for you dream cake you know ma says does does PA work shirts and Dicky's overalls and towels and my pretty rayon School blouses simply everything isn't that wonderful you're a wonderful pigeon thanks Donald just think someday you'll be wearing work shirts then you'll want to WIP her nose does get some clean easy I mean she won't have to do any hard scrubbing or like ma says even bother with a bar soap anymore cuz doz gets the dirtiest clothes clean all by itself hey remember it's me not doz that's buying the sodas well I was only thinking of our future ma says every good housekeeper should know how white does does towels and linens no soap gets them whiter than does it's really famous for whiteness gee it snazzy sipping sodas and listening to you talk you're sweet Donald you know ma says if a girl's going to be a good wife she ought to know how to keep her rayon dresses looking bright with do ma says it's safer for the pretty color she washes dream cake you look so pretty let's you and me and do always sip our sodas together oh Donald oh brother does sure does everything in the wash I mean why friends comp compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps does gives longer life to Colors plus unsurpassed whiteness and real cleaning power for the dirtiest clothes tried does Duz It does everything in your wash and now the Goldbergs well Molly Goldberg is really beginning to lose her head now her lack of judgment and giving Grace a chance to reform has forced Molly into one subterfuge after another but the last one was the worst and most serious for Grace has made a getaway with some Community money entrusted to her you see no one in town knows that Grace isn't Molly's daughter-in-law no one in town knows that Grace has skipped or that her husband George is with her now Molly and her family will have to make good the money and tell the whole story it's not a pleasant Prospect to face and to make it worse the County district attorney heard of the lenbury delinquent committee and came over and personally gave a $500 contribution on behalf of the county well mly was so dumbfounded she took the money although she knew that she was doing so under false pretenses and now listen is David all I want you to do is to explain to this woman that she committed a felony Mary you committed a felony where you going Jake I can't stand on my feet anymore and if I I don't lie down I'll fall off my feet m m everybody would only sit down gently and quietly with me it's too serious it's too serious now mly who knows better than me how serious felony mly what did you do with the $500 check that the County district attorney gave you I got it well then call him up and give it back I will I will I'm also going to go over to him and speak personally to him what good will that do cuz honesty is my policy then why did you took the check right huh why because M yes Jake my head is coming off I'm coming mama coming my head is not coming off David you think even if I tell everybody if I tell them will it still be a felony first I have to know what's a felony I don't know it's a felony that's all what is a felony Uncle day I I don't know it's low Roos when Mama took from the country district attorney a check for $500 under false pretenses that's what Papa said was a fon mom's going to give it back it it all happen so fast sure sure she'll give it back but but Rosa the felony she felon already and that she can't give back what did Mama do Uncle David some ice from refrigerator what M chop some ice from all right M all right what I will what I'll TOS some I that's what I said all right all right I'll help you I can do it Uncle David yeah all right is a felony series I didn't know I don't know law I don't know medicine I understand because my son Sally the doctor is a doctor but La first my son Sally wanted to study LA but but I said not and not it was but my my cousin's boy her middle boy is a lawyer a lawyer not a lawyer a lawyer no not like my son Sally he's the doctor you see let me help you Ros Mama darling you know what I was thinking there's the a minute Mar we're all in serious trouble and and something has to be done about it a felony Molly a felony what is it I don't know but M first let me see to papa dear his head is coming off give me the ice Papa his face M David please all right let me see aeriz for me all right I'll eniz from the beginning at the very beginning he should have known that Sammy would never get married without asking you first all right so that was number one so I didn't know so I didn't know so I didn't know so that was my first error of M judgment and number two M darling what's the use of going all through that again I want to hear I I want to hear Let me hear well just as soon as you knew that Grace and George were married that was the time that you should have told Grace that you knew what she was soon as you knew all right so so that was the second mistake and for to numer you gave them all the chances that you could to be better I thought well that's where you were wrong that's where I was wrong and George you think if you wanted to do any reforming M you should have done it at our expense and not at the expense of all the people of L the expense of the people in Asberry that was the felony sure may maybe it's it's a double felony so look in the dictionary look in the dictionary and then I'll be down in a minute I'll give what the f I'll get the dictionary Uncle let me better call my cousin's middle boy a lawyer he is good or bad bad or good he's hanging with a diploma so maybe he'll know do you know where to call information I'll ask information you want me to get it Uncle dve yes please what's his name and and where's his office wait I'll look in my notes book look the minute grace walked into this house I knew that there was something wrong Rosy water that went under the bridges water under already and milk that is is spilled is not to be wept for it's over it's not over that's the trouble only was over do you think that anybody in town is going to believe that Mama kept grce hair after she knew what she was and George he was just as bad here here maximilan maslon Max maone and where is his office in New York no not New York Ros see here oh hat Jersey yeah something all right hello I I want information please who saw the B CET David did you saw the bik Who you calling information who hello information um I I want to get maximilan ml Stone Max masstone inic maximilan masstone your this boy David with the double glasses the one who was a cic baby yeah well uh will you please call me back his L Office person to person personally only the personality I want yeah thank you why you calling Max M what's her felony huh well did you do a felony well when you have a to take you you you go to to a doctor to a dentist no and when you have a felony where do you go Molly to a lawyer of course Molly I'm coming J here's the bicarbon and Ma and Ma call everybody together and tell them what happened Molly I'm coming dear I'm coming I'm coming David you you think uh you think maximan Mone will know what a felony is what do you mean his father is living deep in the ground today because he worked so hard to make his his million lawyer and he he shouldn't know what a felon is very nice very nice appreciation for his father's memory he he shouldn't know what a felony is oh so you ask him they get the definition rosley take a pencil spell it whatever is a felony spell it yes put it on paper Ros all right let me Ros let me hello Maximillion oh Mr masl Stone his second cousin yes Alo is he Uncle David Jak wants to talk if Max is on the phone hello his second cousin bir bir hello maximilan David tell him you'll call him back lady coming by you call back hello hello Max um I'm holding just say that Marly took money on the FSE pretenses y hello that Grace wasn't her daughter-in-law hello race wasn't who daughter-in-law and I'll call back later rce wasn't Mrs Gold's daughter-in-law later maximilan she she was going to have a baby wasn't she Mr GOC has such a headache he's Delirious I'm I'm Delirious myself I I can't believe it hello hello Max I only want to know what's a felony that's not a felony that's moral typ itude Birdie's eyes are wide open and her mouth is open even wider yes the town megaphone and general gossip spreader was hardly the person to hear what Jake had to say now it looks as if the town will boil over unless Molly does something drastic you know it's the simple and sincere things we do that count most that's how it is with Ma and P doam ma doam says when P holds my hands and says they're still soft and pretty oh means a lot to me that's why I always use do for dishes it takes such good care of my hands my Do's right this new kind of soap does everything in the wash and has everything for dishes it does is kind of to hands than any other leading granulated wash day soap yet it makes Suds that stand up till the last dish is done and cuts grease like 60 think of it you get Suds that really last no need to keep adding soap speed for cutting grease without hard scaring yet amazing kindness to hands that's doz with everything for dishes and say are you dozing dishes the victory way that is not wasting soap all soaps contain important War materials save does by scraping dishes thoroughly before washing see to it every bit of do you use does more be sure to listen to the next episode of The Goldbergs Molly Gets A solemn promise from birdie but she gets it only from bird's tongue not her mind this is Clayton Kia speaking and reminding you to do as the dohms do let doz the new kind of soap do everything in your wash