The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1541

you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends The Goldbergs are here brought to you by doz the new kind of soap for everything in your wash first let's drop in on the doam family uh-oh mom Do's a little peeved pop doam were you talking to that pretty WI next door I was only telling her about does you were looking deep into her eyes talking about soap uh sure uh I was telling her it's a new soap Discovery the poor thing didn't know it a fine story it was you should have seen her face when I said she only needed one wasay soap now does does everything I says from Dirty overalls and towels to her fanciest rayon dads is that when you held her hand oh no that's when I told her how easy does handles the grimiest work clothes no scrubbing your fingers off why I say she didn't even need a bar soap anymore because doz does the job all by itself regular wash day Romeo ain't you I told her plain facts I says no soap made gets towels more snowy white I told her you said you've never seen whiter washes than does does I bet that got her yep but when I told her does is actually safer for the nice colors she washes that really got her why I says doz gives longer life to Colors yet it can't be beat for washing the dirtiest clothes is that why she pinned that uh flower on your work shirt oh uh she was thanking me for inviting her over to meet you huh I told her the best wife in town does everything with does oh oh well like P says compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps does gives longer life to Colors plus unsurpassed whiteness and real cleaning power for the dirtiest clothes try does Duz It does everything in your wash and now the Goldbergs well Molly Goldberg has jumped right out of the frying pan Into the Fire Molly has known for a long time that Grace was not really her daughter-in-law but nevertheless for Grace's sake and for the child Grace is going to have Molly has pretended to ignore Grace's deception in an effort to make Grace save herself then when Grace set out to collect more money for the delinquent children fund Molly thought she'd been saved but now that Grace has run off to New York with all the money Molly sees her experiment with Grace was more than a failure the County district attorney is now on his way over to the Goldbergs how he found out about Grace and the money Molly doesn't know and Molly dreads his coming listen ma ma nobody's going to arrest you Molly Molly nobody's going to arrest you yes they will yes they will I misrepresent it I knew Grace wasn't my daughter-in-law and I didn't tell my good friends and my good neighbors I kept it from them I didn't tell them George and Grace were married and that they was husband and wife and I let them collect the money and now the money is gone and they are gone and I'm the responsible party of the first part I'm ready I'm ready to go and I'm prepared to go are you sure that the man that called was Mr matland Mr matland is said on the telephone he was Mr Matlin the County district attorney oh you'll be here any minute be calm my beloved ones be calm be gentle know that I love you whatever happens to me whatever happens to you will happen to me first me second mly nobody's going to arrest you nobody I'm ready and I'm prepared I'm the one nobody else only me you warned me J Ros warned me I warned you too my David Uncle David warned me to everybody wared me everybody only s my Sam's letter that I wrote him should be mailed and see that wherever I am you'll bring me and you'll visit me with ch's mail in prison they don't have no telephones H mly there's still a c of Justice will explain where the money went and how nobody will believe it Jake nobody will believe it hold my hand Jake darling can give me courage Molly I'll get a lawyer I'll wouldn't help Jake darling it wouldn't help I'm guilty in the face of the law I'm guilty I knew Grace wasn't my daughter-in-law and I allowed her in my home to collect money from everybody in the village but you can prove I don't want to prove Jake I don't want to prove Jake maybe however in wherever Grace is if George tells her how I try to help her help herself I that you did Molly that you did but help her help herself $572 maybe maybe if I make good the money maybe the district attorney let me call somebody let me see how and when I can raise the money maybe mle mle is out of business mle is out of business yeah maybe your cousin Joe will he just went into business so I'll uh oh my beloved ones my beloved ones Listen to Me Maybe I haven't got much time to talk he'll be here in a minute Ros darling Uncle David likes boiled chicken for Papa you'll roast M please in all my recipes you know don't bother with potato pancakes M you'll rub your fingers off my beloved ones and remember whatever happens to me if in spite of even don't turn a stranger from your threshold even in the face of the eventualities do what's right remember my teaching no if it's only $500 think how can we raise the money how can we do let me call my Florence long distance you wrote a Le yeah but when the country district attorney comes I'll speak to him call David if can make good the money where's where's the number the number s s you want me to get it no I'll get it sit M take yourself together yes I got it try I want s what long distance of course not short long not Lo long not Lo long let me hello s Hannah no The Exchange Uncle DAV oh yeah please s 29970 do you think M darling please yes hello hello who who's talking and Papa this is Papa what Florence oh where's Florence where oh when is she coming tell her papa called if she didn't get my letter if yes or no I want her to call me lenbury she she knows who are you oh all right how everybody car hang David hang I have to hang mly Molly sit down before before you fall down yes goodbye don't you talk let me talk goodbye sit down M sit down here I'm sitting go to the door was I have to sit also go you go speak gently come in I'm at M yes we were expecting you come in come in come in how do you do I am Mr goldak I'm Mrs gold I'm I'm Uncle David my daughter Rosal how do you do may I sit down [Music] I wish I had known a little sooner what was going on what you were doing Miss Goldberg but I just it was only by the mest accident that I found out what you were doing yes but I just I understand that $572 yes Mr Matlin Mr matlin's my name Mr mat Mr $572 isn't a lot of money we will try I know I know but uh the authority should be uh we try yes Mr M now just just a minute while I fill this out if I could explain no that's not necessary but I I know exactly what you've done Miss Goldberg Mr you have some ink my pens dry my name is Mary Goldberg I know I know more about you than you think I do let me you you you need my age no no we won't need that hello Florence I have to talk to you fast and love listen Florence can you send me $500 let me talk a minute to Florence let me talk a minute to Florence excuse me Mr mat fill yourself out will hello hello Floren s Marley and Marley something unpresented happened you'll get my letter Papa wrote the letter fully describing everything yes fully now I can talk now only Papa's all right yes you you didn't got the letter huh she didn't got the letter your Pap is she thinks you're sick Pap is well Papa's well one minute hold mama and you hold the children didn't go to Camp one minute darling one minute tell Papa one second hold David hello hello Florence listen Florence I I'm all right I I have to have $500 I can't talk now yes huh 500 400 300 100 huh all right yes goodbye goodbye no David no no oh goodbye Drake goodbye David R here Mr Goldberg where do I have to sign oh it's already signed here huh check check yes the county is adding to the contributions made by the citizens of lenbury and if there's any more needed or any more has to be collected just let me know good luck to your endeavors Mrs Goldberg let me shake your hand you're you're a wonderful woman goodbye and I wish I could chat a little longer but I'll be back another day you are now officially in business those are County funds well goodbye folks goodbye take the gentleman to the door bye goodbye byebye why did you take it Molly now I can give everybody back their money but you'll still be 500 how David you tell her I can't now she's very s than before how Jake how because now it's official yes now Molly is cting more trouble because she is fool the County district attorney and if he gets his money back that still won't be enough you know even the most careful plans don't always turn out as we expect do they that's why I had to smile when that flutter head that silly cousin doam said someday I'll be married in dozen my own dishes and I'm not taking any chances I've even got a box of du in My Hope chair oh good idea cousin you see besides doing everything in the wash this new kind of soap has everything for dishes too does make suds that stand up till the last dish is done Cuts grease like 60 yet it's kinder to hands than any other leading granulated wash day soap oh you like the way those does Suds stand up you don't have to keep adding soap and you like how doz Cuts grease too without hard scouring and how wonderfully smooth do leaves your hands yes doz has everything for dishes and have you tried this wartime dishwashing hint to save soap you know small soaps contain important War materials so don't waste does always wash glasses and cleanest dishes first greasiest dishes last see to what every bit of does you use does more be sure to listen to the next episode of The Goldbergs this is Clayton Kia speaking and reminding you to do as the dohms do let doz the new kind of soap do everything in your wash