The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1497

you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends The Goldbergs are here brought to you by doz the new kind of soap for everything in your wash first let's drop in on the doam family well there's P listening to the radio and there's Ma just coming in my she looks P ain't it Grand me and do just patched up a quarrel between the Thompsons how's that Ma well you know Mrs Thompson's wild about doz for doing everything in her wash but she'd never tumble to doz having everything for dishes too is that right ma yep she'd never heard how do Suds stand up till the last dish is done and cut grease like 60 yet they're kind to hands hope you told her sure that's how I patched up their quarrel what happened well seems Mrs Thompson's been washing stacks of dishes since her sister-in-law and the two youngans moved in I bet she told Mr Thompson they'd have to go she didn't mean it that's what I figured P so I traed into her kitchen and poured some doz in her dish pan she just Bean P when she saw how those do sus keep standing up she did we washed dishes for eight people and we didn't have to keep adding soap lots of greasy pans I bet yep but doz goes after grease hammer and tongs it cuts even tough grease in less than half a minute no hard scouring either no then Mrs Thompson says I hate to think how my hands are going to look well didn't you show her how nice your hands are ma oh go long P sure I says DOA leave your hands soft and pretty and it did just now when I saw her she grinned and says land sakes with doz who's going to worry about relatives and a few more dishes that's right doz is the only leading granulated wash day soap that combines all this for dishes Mak Suds that stand up till the last dish is done Cuts grease like 60 yet it's kind to your hands change to does Duz It has everything for dishes and now the Goldbergs well Rosie Goldberg has cooked up a fine mess for her family but all out of the best of intentions mistrusting Samy's wife Rosie at first refused and later agreed to give Grace the money that had been put aside for her college education she doesn't believe Grace's story about needing the money for her sister and she further suspects that Grace and a neighbor George are more than friends and so Rosie has done two things one she hasn't told her parents or Grace that she got the insurance check she promised to her sister-in-law and two Rosie is playing up to George in an attempt to make Grace jealous well the result of the second action is that Molly is frantic Jake is mad and Grace is happy because Grace put George up up to the same thing to throw the Goldbergs off the track listen look out spy go back under my feet please hello hello I Central Ian Marsh's farm please please if you will please look out SP look out I'll give you breakfast when everybody else has breakfast go B don't be so good natured to me hello hello hello Mara you you're up huh if you're sleeping I'm sorry only look Masa darling look I I I only want you to see if possible that George shouldn't call for my rosy with the milk truck this morning to take her to school huh yes darling this is just from me to you don't say anything because sometimes from too much saying because words are futle huh yes Marsha look darling she's she's too young and and and if it should come to converse I mean uh you to George or George with you or vice verer or vice Masha throw in a throw in a white I mean that a man of of his age and rosal's youth and and in such a in such a combination huh all right dear I'm worried Masha I'm worried she's a child yeah all right darling if you understand then I'm happy yes morning David all right Mara de yes goodbye morning David morning you up so early why is it so early everybody is up Jake you're up but then am I Grace is up too Grace is up too so oily the boy catches the David David I want to speak to Rosie about George I don't want to go with him again David morning good morning Ros shall I say good morning when it's not such a good morning for me to you Mama darling Mama darling what is that I just want to run an eyeon over this skirt give me thank you you're welcome Ros Mama darling please let's not discuss George now when then some other time I'll be late I don't think your father will take into consideration that you're late M please my skirt skell Ros quick what here what is it my check my money I want you to keep it Rosie don't you think you should tell Mama and tell Papa that you got the check Uncle David please just let me do this my way your way your way how do you know that your way is the right way it's not the wrong way Uncle David the check from this insurance company is $1,876 all that hard-earned money that Papa and Mama say for me would it be right for me just to hand it over to Grace feeling the way I do about her so why don't you tell me mama you don't trust Grace why why don't you tell Mama that you think that Grace and George know each other why should you your mama be ignorant Uncle David please just let me do it my way your way your way Mama Papa thinks that that you're crazy for George Uncle David please here I want you to keep this check for me where shall I where shall I put it I don't know but just keep it for me next time your wrink R in the morning is no time to tell me well don't bother mom don't bother look I'll keep the check here in my wallet Uncle David I'm counting on you not to say anything I missing before I give that money up Uncle David I have to be sure are you sure what you are doing you sure I mean if I can really make Grace jealous then s what did Grace say to you when you were along with her last night Uncle David here here the SK here and the next time you're wrinkled all right Mama darling darling I am if I'm so darling M please please please so exit so exit and get dressed because when you're directly in my face I have to talk and I have to say that which is for in my conscious and my Consciousness just because I wented the dance with George just because get rest rosan all right David David if if Rosie didn't have to give Grace her College money nothing would change my purpose but Rosalie would have to go away from lenbury to college because yes because yes because is George for RO is it David David David if my Ros called him he should take her to the dance don't worry M I am worried I am worried she's young David a few compliments and how much more does it take to turn a young girl's head how much more the head is not the heart Jake Jake good morning it may be a good morning for you for me it's not such a good morning so sit just spill me coffee let be coffee David you spill me too yes David advise me your older and viser advise me what advise can I advise you David before Rosie offer to give ra her money you were kind enough to offer does that offer still stand for for what Jak for Rosie's College oh what Rosie's College Rosie has to go away to college Mary the college she want it Rosie susceptible to environment I can see it I want her away from here and away from George before it's too late so what do you mean so I mean her her money is going to Grace David said he would give the David the sooner the better some colleges are giving summer courses if David can help us I want Rosie away immediately yes but uh but uh what David nothing maybe David TR I want to help I want to help but maybe you shouldn't give all of Rosa's money to Grace promise promise after all it's only for Grace's sister that was all hash out already already David it's important David it's important it's important for Grace's Health especially in her condition David should she have worries if her sister wasn't in such a fearful trouble that was upsetting Grace to such an extent but but make it half in half have to Grace and half to ro I spoke to Grace half would be like nothing that's what she said yes that's what Grace morning morning sit good morning Papa darling what college was it uh you were so so so to go to why P I asked a question Randall get yourself ready you are going to Randall why did did Grace say that she didn't need my money anymore Uncle David is advancing oh no he won't why not Jake please maybe up now yes now and no other time well he decided that I wasn't going to Randall and that my money was going to Grace so it will well then why are you because Ros please because I don't want you in lesson B why not Ros please I'm answering your V not Grace come in Grace I'm glad you're here you're part of this family you're very much concerned with what goes on here Rosie please I don't want no more discussions Grace darling come here dear sit over here Rosie I don't want George I knew it was George Rosie gra darling please sit down I like George and he likes me after I get out of high school that's all the education I want education is just a big word for a lot of useless facts what use would I have if hire mathematics or anything like that it doesn't help you to live and now I just want to live that's all just live yes I just want to live I want to be a wife and a mother like Grace I want to be just like gray and have a husband and a family and live that's what our lives are for not to waste time in school I want to be a part of this world and I want to have a husband and I don't want to wait half my life before I get married I don't want to be an old woman with most of her life wasted on liary and books before I get a husband I want to get married as soon as I can and who is this lucky man whoever it is I'm going to be the one to pick him no well Rosie may be having a Roman Holiday play acting but she's breaking Molly's heart and most of all Grace is being tipped off for Grace isn't as gullible as Molly and Jake and now meet a friend of mine Mrs Williams how do you do Mrs Williams your son's in the Army isn't he yes in England he's a gunner in the Air Force oh I'm so proud of him no wonder that's why I'm so careful about turning in my waist fat you see I found out that every pound I turn in can make 10 50 caliber bullets for his machine gun that's right waste fat makes glycerin and glycerin makes gunpowder of course you know Mrs Williams the government only wants waste fat the fat you'd ordinarily throw out sure but even with rationing I still turn in a pound a month and every time I do it's like sending 10 more bullets right off to my boys that's well Mrs Williams friends turn your waste fat in too save solid fats like trimmings from meats and poultry melt them down in your oven whenever it's in use then pour this waste fat into any clean can and take it to your butcher don't throw it out turn it in keep our guns firing be sure to listen to the next episode of The Goldbergs Grace gets down to the real business of getting the money which she doesn't know is already at the Goldbergs but in Uncle David's hands this is Clayton Cara speaking and reminding you to do as the doam do let doz the new kind of soap do everything in your wash