The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1494

you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends the Goldbergs are here brought to you by does the new kind of soap for everything in your wash first let's drop in on the Dozen family you know mom's away visiting and she's left cod unki to do the family wash listen pause reading her note of instruction dear ha be sure to use does it's that new kind of soap you know if I didn't know does does everything in our watch very young key yeah I'll start the washer scowl look here you push the wrong button your hands caught in a wringer there you all right well I'm still use my left hand okay then pour some does in the washer yeah alright yeah hey there now ma says in her note use does for the work shirts towels rag rugs daisies rayon blouses everything gosh I wish I hadn't dirtied up my overalls like I did it's alright okie mom says right here does will get him clean easy don't even bother with a bar soap does gets clothes clean all by itself got those work shirts in yep good now you sought out the towels and sheets Moz note says hang on where the new neighbor can see how dazzling white does get some she'll see no soap gives whiter washes and does women hey hey what it is do we does this too this pink thing well sure yeah that's a rayon to data daisies ma says does it save her for the nice color she watches yep gives longer life for colors yet you can't beat does for getting the grimy as clothes clean well here we go again yeah well Paul never thought you and I'd come to this oh that's does for young key it does everything yes even p'naki fine wash day easy with does why compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps does gives longer life two colors plus unsurpassed whiteness and real cleaning power for the dirtiest clothes try does d uz it does everything in the wash and now the Goldbergs you know the main trouble with being too clever is that cleverness involves tricks and traps and tricks and traps are a game that two can play as well as one Rosie Goldberg is being too smart for her own good now she suspects that her sister in law or grace is somehow rather suspiciously connected with a young neighbor George so Rosie instead of driving a thing out into the open with her parents has decided to play up to George and make grace jealous well unfortunately grace and George planned the same thing in reverse using George to take Rosie's mind off things and now it's working out in a most peculiar way listen huh uncle David uncle David wanted mama say what did Papa Satan gray say anything did they tell grace that I went to school in George's truck she knows well uncle Davis about opposite great stay put there any reaction all right hello could dance tonight uncle David I have to go and I had to go with George because if i want to make grace jealous maybe well David please I know I'm on the right track because making grace jealous is a true see if there's anything between George and grace it'll all come out pretty simple David give us thanks grace grace do you think that it would be very wrong if I asked George to take me to the dance tonight I do well why I mean Rosalie wed you can't say the George isn't very very nice not nice enough if you ever went out with him you know it was nice enough for anybody he's so much fun and what joy don't wash up for lunch on my eyes so very pretty who said there was a pretty and guess is George and George said that I was the first girl he ever went out with you at natural wavy hair mod is a dance tonight ro gonna barf up Rosalie you'll be late yes buddy vomit uncle David well she wants me but then school excuse me I'll take it too darling don't disturb yourself dolly but I'll do with that child I don't know about hello oh yes dear yes I'm you dear so I will dear don't worry I'm all right there I'm not rushing you darling I'm not rushing you why am i rushing you I'm listening you said I should never look in the box while nibbling the but then she belted a movie so what're you making such a to-do don't make a mouthful for the mole who the child went to the movies so uncle David didn't wanna go he wanted to see a vesture so you wouldn't see anything so don't make such a to-do already is sitting by the Descolada you can sit already please Jake don't start so don't start Bravo Rosalie's five years old arosa six years old she's a very be 10 years more than six nearly 17 please J don't let me know just don't make yourself like this please I have no time now I have to have to fix months for Rosalie so j Cole watch so so goodbye I anything wrong mr. Goldberg has a little perturbed father's a little perturbed because relevant to the movies with George and George called fahad to take it to it to school in the milk truck and in Eva's to clean the horn outside Susan mr. go bcuz potatoes I wouldn't encourage it about you will of course i would encourage it of course i wouldn't encourage it now i see you ready now i see why he came already to the house three times four times five times but he went in ran to the drugstore for your backwards and forwards I thought to his being neighborly enabling I should think meet a man in George's years coming to the house today and four times a day for Rosalie so baby a golem learn and I Jesus yet there is it a man or a teen I don't know already huh forever to encourage it but I don't know how I always feel with you if you try to stop a things I think George is all right but I also feel a but grace I also feel about become standing look I'm talking and I'm so late I have to fix lunch nothing is standing on the table yet David did you choke Rd X to the chicken coop did you took out the eggs to the chicken coop all right excuse me great value you don't have to hurry with the string beans darling deficit and I'm not her father Jake yes relative on well I don't know mother said he was a little disturbed about Rosalie oh hey because she rented in movies but Judge nice Roger says his son telligent everybody you think grace is he telligent I think he's all right a little too smooth for a young girl like Rosalie though uncle David oh she shouldn't go to the dance with him I don't think so why I'm asking grace why you shouldn't go to the dance with george hasn't asked me yet oh you are going to ask him I know what he's gonna say yeah I did Uncle David don't be so naive he'll say yes how do you know well I walked home from the movies with him didn't I so so I never told you this uncle David but you don't mind if I tell him huh grades well I don't know what you're going to tell him well you know what I thought yeah when George kept coming over here yeah I thought he was coming over to see grace great hmm I should it come lo at the c grade holder silly I know and I apologize grace I just got that silly idea into my head because George and grace both came from the same town and sure well it never occurred to me that well ah well it seems funny to say this but of course it's you but grace really it never occurred to me i never am I really so attractive George says I'm well I can't repeat it as so much he likes your grace darling see that my mother lets me go to the dance but Rosalie Louise I want to go and I want to go with George you you have to ask him first it's like Carla I wouldn't well there's no harm but Rosie I wasn't sure that he'd be happy to take me out I wouldn't even ask him hello I want mashas firm please yes Masha's what is wrong with my fam hello Marcia what is fun o'clock hello it is George there by your calling true hello George this is Rosie lovely I don't joyed there's a dance tonight and pop oh I love to go Rosalie all right your home for me give me the phone oh right Chris will you please take the phone will you please speak say I'm gonna go to that dance with George no matter what you like that hello George darling darling everything's going according to schedule yes yes you should hear you're quite a Romeo you did the same thing with me George keep it up and they won't be suspicious of us anymore we're not leaving until we get the money yes yes darling Rosie you take care of that end of the situation I'll take care of mine you heard me Romeo goodbye you told him I told him plenty well the giant squeeze is on but it does seem that Molly and Jake are the ones who are being hurt despite Rosie's game and graces deeper plan say friends have you ever been fond of someone even though they just never make sense well then you'll understand exactly why I'm so fond of that flutter head cousin does him well just yesterday she was telling me she had a wonderful slogan it's do do everything with dad yeah dude if ooh but your slogan should explain what does does you know this new kind of soap does everything in your wash work shirts towels too rayon slips that's my slogan do do everything with dad do Papa but but but but lady should know that compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps does gives longer life to the colors they wash + unsurpassed whiteness for towels and real cleaning power for the Crimea stover alls does dude oh poor dear you're stuttering not I'm simply trying to say do do everything in your wash with does does does everything and friends here's a does wartime requests all soaps contain vital war materials so don't waste does always put clothes to soak and clear cool water before washing help every bit of does you use do more be sure to listen to the next episode of the Goldbergs Rosie's plans for the dance are almost shattered but not quite this is clayton collier speaking for Procter & Gamble and saying do as the dozens do let does the new kind of soap do everything in your wash