The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1492

you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends The Goldbergs are here brought to you by doz the new kind of soap for everything in your wash first let's drop in on the doam family well there's Dicky doam in the kitchen talking to Mom GE mom am I glad you sent me to the store for doz it saved me from going to that party at su's what do sure is a swell soap what's come over you Dicky you weren't so excited about it when you started I told you does is a big new soap Discovery and it does everything in my was sure M but then I thought Susie was inviting us over to play baseball boy lucky I went for does instead it's terrific of course it is dicky do does everything dirty overalls grimy towels to pretty rayon s lips but when did you start liking Duz better in baseball stinky Williams put me wise he was going to the store for do too stinky Williams why I told his mother yesterday does it get even Stinky's dirty overalls clean easy I said she wouldn't even need a bar soap anymore because doz gets dirt out all by itself stinky knows what doz can do now H about time his mother let does get her towels dazzling white no soap will get them whiter gee Mom that's not all does does what do you mean Dicky I told her doz means longer life for the pretty rayons and other nice things you wash yet you can't beat do for getting out tough dirt yeah but Ma stinky said if you and his M hadn't sent us to get D we'd have been at su's and her M was pulling this surprise party for with a bunch of Dames and I was thinking we were going to play baseball G Mom does is wonderful it does everything well does does everything in the wash that's sure why compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps does gives longer life to Colors plus unsurpassed whiteness and real cleaning power for the grimiest clothes try does Duz It does everything in the wash and now the Goldbergs well Rosie seems to be having an increasingly hard time proving that her sister-in-law Grace is not really what she seems Ros Uno suspects that their neighbor George is much too interested in Grace's welfare to be just a casual acquaintance so she tried to trap Grace by suggesting that they try to locate Sammy through the Red Cross and get word to him that Grace is expecting a baby she was sure Grace would give herself away but Grace was too smart she fell in with Rosy's plan and even wrote the letter herself but she gave it to George to mail and that was the end of the letter now now listen Mama darling yeah Ma uh did did you mail Grace's letter what did you mail Grace's letter the one that she wrote to the Red Cross oh the letter to the Red Cross yes Grace gave it to George because George was going to the post office to the Village so George is mailing it oh Uncle David did you hear that what nothing M you're going to the movies with Uncle D I thought yes we we are going mom yes ma Uncle David I have to talk to you do you see how clever Grace is she's trying to put us off but I won't be fooled anymore Uncle David Ros Ros but so if George was going to the village and she gave him the letter to mail so there is some reason Uncle David I wrote my own letter to the Red Cross I want word to reach Sammy do you realize Uncle David that we haven't heard from Sammy since he got married not one word from Sammy about Grace or or even about it wasn't possible rosin it all happened so fast he he was send David I have a little plan if you will help me what if Grace and George are together on anything it's because they're in love with each other maybe she married Sammy on a rebound what about Dad well maybe Grace and George quarreled and and and and then Grace met Samy and despite George she married Sammy and now she now what I don't know Jake where are you oh papa is inside reading M he's inside reading M yeah Jay Grace wants to play J R you want whatever Grace want I want and what I want Jak don't count anymore huh Ro and David playing they're going to the movies yes Jak we're going to the movies why can't we all go to the movies of course Jake I don't think that gray should be all right all right I was only suggesting what picture is playing a a woman's heart no that was last week Uncle David last week so so what's playing this week I missed a woman's heart it wasn't so good how do you know I saw it last year oh so what's playing tonight if it's a western I'll go if you want to go J go you like Western it's not a western so why didn't you say it's Manhattan Madness oh hat Madness it's an old one how a girl gets jealous and something I saw that one too I think I also saw how a girl gets jealous get jealous and it's a younger girl comes pretty younger girl some she comes from the boarding school fromard school get the cards we'll play Romy better all right so come we'll play Romy better come de we are going to play C down here Grace darling slip on something in anything darling just s on even Uncle David let's go even if we don't go to the movies let's go some place where we can talk can we talk well we can have a soda and we'll talk now Roos well if Grace and George yeah why can't I make Grace jealous Ros Ros Uncle David where do you think the movies get their ideas from and comfort come I'm going to beat you at your own game guys you'll have to be pretty good what is your game Grace Jin Ramy Ros is very good too Grace well come on then let's all play well I'm I'm going to the movies it's early yet Rosy let's play one elastic elastic rubber all right laugh laugh you laugh SL but then he cries well who's playing play one elastic robber David robber all right elastic is not rber sit who is dealing and who is playing brother darling well only one hand mom you and Grace and Mom and me and David I'll keep it the one that looks on sees more than the one who's playing that's right David you don't see the forest for the trees are we philosophizing have playing all right you play a little philosophy is good when you're playing too why not what's wrong with philosophy huh so be sedative we playing come back here's a deck for you Grace and one for me D here sit there that's all right I'm fine don't worry M I'm I'm fine all right so I'll I'll deal to Papa R you'll deal to Grace huh so maybe George would like to go to the movies deal Rosy I am a paper and pencil David you keep the score I keep the score yes I I'll keep the score how many cards I always forget seven or 10 cards 10 cards 10 cards I always forget I don't know why forget because I'm used to casino to play with four cards right let me see now I got oh no I got only count J darling what did I gave you one two gave you here one more 10 pick up pick up pick up pick up let me see look David see I'll explain you don't know the game huh no I don't know you got three K and what no I say got look look in silence look in silence look in silence I have to look Jo you the game David So play let me see locking cards is locking love that's let me see I put out I put out Jake I see I put out what do I WR not yet David you're not excuse me I have to get my glasses oh you forgot your glasses all right I I can't play out Papa comes let me see your hand Ros de let me see no no Ros take back a please take back wait I I I broke my point from the P sharpen it to all so everybody has to go in the Game Stops oh Mom you didn't see my glasses your glasses the last time I saw them they was on your nose they are not on my nose now they're not on your nose so look darling look around you find them they're upstairs someplace so inside you was reading excuse me Grace darling if I don't find them then there wouldn't be nothing where did you happen if you was reading so you was using glasses no you was using your glasses no telephone telephone telephone I'll take it hello George what are you calling for now who is it it's for Rosie you want to speak to Rosie George quick ask her to go to the movies and use your charm well yeah surely hold on who is it it's uh George calling Rosie George is calling my Roos me yes oh who who is calling who Rosy um hello yes Rosie I well just a minute just a minute George wants to know if I'd like to go to the movies well hang on well did you tell tell him the Uncle David is going it's not a western Mar well do you want to I'd like to you you like uh only resting David oh go to the movies with Rosie Uncle David I think mother don't you think I know how to take care of myself you're very young Rosie not as young as I look Grace hello George all right M uh David I can take go I'll go go well Rosie has tried everything she could to expose the alliance she suspects between her brother's wife and George but playing with jealousy is playing with fire especially when Grace has the same idea it may very well be Rosie is the one to get hurt look friends when your government asks you to turn in waste fat to make glycerin for explosives do you say oh that's just too much trouble too much trouble to sell something you've been throwing away when you know somewhere a young Soldier may be facing an on-rushing enemy yes he's got a machine gun in his hands but he's saying to himself well this is it I hope my ammunition holds out what's too much trouble now how about it won't you get that ammunition to him listen when you turn in one pound of waste fat that's enough to produce 150 bullets for that soldier's machine gun now think of that remember though the government just wants your waste fat that means solid fats too meat trimmings or poultry fat melt them down in your oven whenever you're baking or broiling then pour this waste fat into any clean can get it to your butcher quick is that too much trouble of course not get your fat into the fight help keep our guns firing be sure to listen to the next episode of The Goldbergs The Goldbergs become quite Disturbed and this time over their daughter rather than their daughter-in-law this is Clayton Kia speaking and reminding you to do as the Dooms do let doz the new kind of soap do everything in your wash