The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1477

you is then their father there's Molly folks that means your friends the Goldbergs are here yes it's the does program does you know is the new kind of soap for everything in your watch now let's see what's doing at the Dozen house Oh today is ma doesn't birthday but she's busy working same as any other day oh there's unki dozen peeking in the kitchen door happy birthday ball thanks doc you say hey aren't you taking the day off look I'll do the washing for you mom but unki I don't mind doing the wash not since Procter & Gamble discovered does it's wonderful the way this new kind of soap does everything in my wall belmar today me and does will do everything well well the clothes right there in the basket on leave gosh ain't you washed anything lately sure but there's always pause work shirts and your overalls in the toes my wash dishes and Daisy's rayon undies gosh posher gets his work shirts dirty don't worry yankie does gets him so clean boss wears every week his work shirts are almost like new there's no hard scrubbing even know why you don't even need a bar soap anymore does gets rid of dirt all by itself ya say deke must have wife half the backyard on these towels land's sakes does they'll have those towels and sheets sparkling white I've never seen whiter washes okay MA but hey what about these pink rayon do funnies does them to unki you know does is so safe it really gives longer life to the nice colors i watch good now I'm taking over you just you forget the washing all right auntie I'm off is this okay hey mom where's the dog por aki a lot of help he's gonna be but remember for real help on washday get does why compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps does gives longer life two colors plus unsurpassed whiteness and real cleaning power for the grimy asst clothes does d uz does everything in your watch and now the Goldberg well no one ever knew there was so much iron in Rosie's character but she has stubbornly resisted every clean every threat every widening breach in the Goldberg house Rosie refuses to let her college money be used to help her sister-in-law grace for Rosie suspects mistrusts and dislike Sammy's wife meanwhile a cock-and-bull story that grace invented along with her a lie on the neighboring farm has taken the Goldbergs in so Jake Molly and David are raising the money even though it means borrowing in fact they're on their way down to the post office now to see what the mail is turned up Rosie still turns a doozy nobody get the buyer to silence by Simon commanded by it to school Oh got to your books into school bring me a little water we just have to forget it and forget throes of his money and that's why Molly my don't need it thank you thank you very much Mendel send the chicken if mrs. bloom will send a check and then in my chair your chick okay I couldn't help hearing I want you to stop worrying about me please I don't want Rosie to give up for money or you or anybody I only told you about my sister because you insisted I didn't want you to know you do know now when you are going to help that's the way my son and your husband would want it I'm expecting a check about thousand dollars for my former partner it's yours grace please I'm expecting all to a check from my friend come how come she gets tons which he gives it to me there you can have it good I'm mouse' I'm also expecting a check from my bank it's also for you brave if you cried we won't be happy happy I won't I coming to the post office male I have to go shopping but had the one leave gray oh I'm all right you'll be alone in the house please Kamali it can't make two trips there's not enough guest for that I have to go to I don't have to sign that with them oh thank you thank you all you're all too good to me Rosaline means also to be good great i'm an old she's young she's i'm glad you understand good oh I do oh my yes I'm coming and don't do the dishes great I don't do the dishes please i'll be back and will do them together I let it all right come here darling if you run a glass of milk take a guess hello hello marshes farm please yes hello Marcia oh this is grace grace Goldberg yes you didn't happen to find a cigarette case I left at your house would you ask George well it's important because well Sammy gave it to me and uh oh please tell him to call me back please right away thank you so much hello George oh forget about the cigarette case and let me do the talking you just say yes is Marshall standing there all right then I can do the talking listen we're set George more money than we ever dreamed of it's coming three ways we can get out of here soon you hear me don't say anything but yes and no you fool Marsh is standing there do you want to know well then just listen to this the kid won't let go of our policy well Rosalie who do you think I mean so they're all digging up to help my poor poor sister David the old man woman I told you was a good story it's coming in any day now maybe this morning and then we can blow oh but we'll get the kids money to they've got the heat on her and she's cracking George it it'll be more money than we've ever seen in our whole life you realize that what oh now look don't start me being me we can get all of it don't worry about it look George George I want you to do something for me right to LC and tell her to get us an apartment yeah well hold on I've got the address upstairs hold on oh I could shout over the rooftops oh stop you old sourpuss you're just scared oh listen hang on I'll get the address why these people a little hands just little lambs waiting for the scissors huh wait I'll get else's address hang on hang on I will you hello who is this Oh telephones off the hook are you using the phone well yes I'm trying to get my sister oh I'm I'm calling her up I don't want it to be sitting unittest just waiting worrying hoping that I'll be able to help her because I can I'm not going to I don't have money I won't take your money or your father or uncle davids I won't the last time I spoke to my sister she was nearly out of her mind with worry oh but it's her worrying my worry not yours Rosie I I think you ought to go to college you can't be sorry for the whole world my sister isn't anything to you oh it would be different if it it was your brother's money my husband's money but I'm not angry with you Rosie honestly I understand you do you of course I do more than you think honey when you excuse me just a minute hello hello don't bother grace George hang up grace catches her breath a quick wide-eyed fear opens in her eyes she holds the phone tensley staring at Rosie how much did she hear as this little accident upset Grace's apple cart how much does rosie really know well sir friends the other day the paper said five German tanks knocked out by allied anti-tank guns you know something every one of those tanks was blown up by shells contributed by patriotic housewives that's a fact those shells came from women who had turned in their waist fat from every pound of fat enough glycerin was made to make the Gunpowder for one anti-tank shell and those are the shells that did the job when was the last time you turned in your waist fat you know by saving only one tablespoon full of waste about a day you can turn in a pound a month how sure I know rationing makes it harder but remember the government wants only waste fat the fat you usually throw away so save every drop of fat from cooking meats fish soups everything when you can't use it anymore pour it into any clean container and take it to your butcher he'll pay for every pound get your waist fat into the fight don't throw it out turn it in keep our guns firing be sure to listen to the next episode of the Goldbergs grace tries every excuse and nature supplies the best one this is clayton collier speaking for Procter and Gamble and saying do as the dozens do let does the new kind of soap do everything in your wash