The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1463

you is any father there's Molly folks that means your friends the Goldbergs are here yes it's the does program does you know is the new kind of soap for everything in your watch now let's visit the Dozen family Oh Daisy dozens all excited again huh we've got a public speaker in the family you mean mom know me I just want our home economics class too babe aren't you proud park Dean I am daughter look Park we resolve that wash day can be easy I have the affirmative I said teachers classmates and my most worthy opponent wash day can be easy with does it's a new kind of soap and ma says does does everything in our wash nice short speech Daisy that's just the beginning paw I said does does overalls towels rayons everything then I looked at my opponent that's erm intrude and I said my colleague will say scrubbing his hard work she's right but does gets the dirtiest overalls clean without hard scrubbing y ma says you don't have to bother with a bar soap anymore because does does the job all by itself you sound just like your mom Daisy and early to got read the beach you were so jealous then I said does gets towels really white it's famous for sparkling white washes then I pause for breath now all speakers pause and then I said das gives longer life to the pretty colors you wash yeah that can't be beat for getting dirty clothes clean therefore for easy wash days yep does they clap ha even ermentrude no she busted out crying so teacher said I won t pas does his brand yep does does everything well far does does everything in the wash that is why compared to other leading granulated soaps does gives longer life two colors plus unsurpassed whiteness and real cleaning power for the dirtiest clothes just try does d uz it does everything in the wash and now the Goldbergs well it's been a big day at the Goldbergs what with molly's new daughter-in-law arriving for a visit and all the neighbors in to see what she's like grace was charming to everybody and lived up to all their expectations Rosie however is suspicious of grace because a neighbor told Rosie that George a neighboring farm hand was on Grace's train grace says she never met George although they're from the same town and the Goldbergs believer that is all except Rosie we know that Grace and George do know each other very well and that they have some kind plan afoot tonight Molly discovered grace downstairs talking to someone on the phone and then grace began to cry she was in trouble she said some kind of trouble which she couldn't tell Molly about and Molly now has moved from happiness to worry because grace is her daughter now listen grace please tell me if you have anything at all on your mind that mean if it's buddy let me know please it's my problem and I'll work it out why can't I be the one to help you know if I get work I'll be all right what do you think I'm terribly crazy if I go for a walk now I'll go with no please so go up and put something warm on you down I'll sit here and wait for you to your come back just go out a little bit around don't go far I'll leave the lights on now it's not very late no not very late it's not very early see it's nearly ten o'clock but great darling why can't you jellies all right oh okay kid over okay because I put a light on you you walk already go to go go na ma what's the matter nothing what grace said that she was going for a walk shall shall I get dressed and go with him huh no she wants to be alone apple core damn i did she tell you and what upset is so much and why she wouldn't tell me well did you ask what then I didn't ask mom what she wants to vote where to Tomaj his father well no what is it shake please that's a shut the shoes nothing maybe it's nothing about this ha why power grace is upset that's what I'm asking why who called her what she wouldn't tell me and that's why I can't say what maybe she she's slipping on something she wants to go out into the air I'll go with her maybe she'll tell me no she wants to be alone everton was going so nice and she was so happy was it long distance call evidently who does grace no here and last and bear well how do you know it was long distance didn't sure heard me say who does grace no here oh please oh I'm sorry to be upsetting you all this way I'll be all right I can't you let us help your gaze maybe I will but I don't want to talk about it right now why should you go out alone mother said she'd leave the lights on sporty will come with me I'm not scary please all right oh we didn't love you then then you would have a right not to tell us but because we love you we feel we have the right to help you that gives us the right grace I just want a little while to think about it please please all right he'll wait for you go sporting govert race cars 40 come on I was close very close thought they were all asleep that Rosie isn't friendly at all she keeps watching me all the time so close I shouldn't have come down and called George and maybe I shouldn't have come out now I've got to decide something I've got to just the way Sammy said they would be exactly just the way I imagined they'd be except Rosie she's not friendly at all not at all she's just pretending there's the big tree George spoke up where is he George gosh sure took your time maybe spring but it's cold come on let's get out of the road someone may drive by and see us okay honey his mama coco bread know you're out yes they all wanted to come along sure put my foot in it and what oh it was silly of me to call you because they heard me talking I thought they were all sound asleep what would you tell him you're talking to I didn't tell him that's it I began to cry and said I was in plenty of trouble and now they're all as sympathetic as anything more trouble I don't know that's why I wanted to see you we've got to plan something I said trouble but what trouble tell them anything no we're here for a definite purpose I want it to go off right it better I still don't vote for this grace gosh I'm working like a dog over on that farm I might just as well be an honest man for all the good it's doing me us you mean nice i mean gee grace sometimes I think we're off on the wrong foot I mean these people don't seem to have much they're just small town people well that's because they are small town that we have a chance do you think we could pull this on any smarter people you don't seem very enthusiastic well if you had a plow the way I did you wouldn't be so enthusiastic no one's slobbering over me with milk and honey I've got my back in it well it won't be long I've got to invent some kind of a sob story for them and then we'll get what we want and leave first question seems to be how much have they got where do they stand financially I don't know I thought Sammy gave you a good idea oh I never could find out from him either just didn't seem to care but his father does on the mill yeah a small one well we're not out to become millionaires we want what we can get see you honey why you're kind of sweet and pretty grace but there's nothing soft about you not a thing well there's nothing soft about this world either soft people get all crushed up and ground down no one stops to think twice about them the only ones would get by the hard ones the tough ones in the strong ones I must be one of the soft ones then maybe you are George which are my choice mine and no one's gonna do any stepping kind of reversed aren't we I'm supposed to be the protector I don't mean it that way I mean you can be talked down you can be softened up by kind words and kind actions well that's all I come on it's not worth peanuts there are only two kinds of people at count in this world George you mean the rest of them are a lot of stepping stones a we can walk on to keep going where we want to go and we're walking did you tell that the Sami when you kissed him goodbye you didn't have time to kiss me no I'm not being jealous you better not be I don't want any jealousy messing up our plans you hear me George anything I did was for the both of us not for me it's all right i mean you would you do the thinking I'll do the cleaning George what's story shall I tell them I don't better not say anything did you find out what the financial mistake is then we'll get a story that fits the pile okay okay I'll be coming over tomorrow if I can you know just going by I've got to see you every day long how are we for plowing isn't fun oh right George and she is she's worried I'm going back and you stay here out of sight until I'm gone me honey darling take it easy honey when things get hot will block don't forget we don't work this horse Sammy Goldberg seems to have left a lot of trouble behind for his family when he left for grace and George are obviously not what they appear to be for the Goldbergs and grace has already won a dangerous place in Molly's affections you know one thing about Molly Goldberg's she always does what she thinks is right and what Molly thinks is right is pretty have to be right you know you could say the same kind of thing about mod dozen to Mars got lots of sense this morning she said to me Clayton some women are the limit take mrs. Hale next door sighing and complaining about a wash I work so hard she says but my wash never looks pretty like yours my goodness I said why don't you use dollars she said does what stuff imagine you see ma can't imagine anyone not using does well of course I can't either cuz this new soap does everything in the wash yes dirty work clothes towels even pretty rayon slips why compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps does gives longer life two colors plus unsurpassed whiteness for sheets and linens and real cleaning power for the Crimea stover all yes like ma says if you got a big wash to do does it even in the toughest wash does does everything be sure to listen to the next episode of the Goldbergs written for you by gertrude Burke the Goldbergs get a good stiff dose of psychology with exact scientific results this is clayton collier speaking for Procter & Gamble and saying new as the dozens do let does the new kind of soap do everything in your watch