The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1462

you is anybody there's Molly folks that means your friends the Goldbergs are here yes it's the does program does you know is the new kind of soap for everything in your watch now let's visit the Dozen family there's Dickie dozen talking to mom gee mom am I glad you sent me to the store for does it saved me from going to that party at susie's what does sure is a swell so what's come over you Dickie you weren't so excited about it when you started I told you does is a big new self-discovery and it does everything in my wash sure MA but then I thought Susie was inviting us over to play baseball boy lucky i went for does instead it's terrific of course it is Dickie does does everything dirty overalls grimy towels too pretty rayon slips but when did you start liking does better than baseball pinky Williams put me wise he was going to the store for does too stinky Williams why I told his mother yesterday does it get even Stinky's dirty overalls clean easy I said she wouldn't even need a bar soap anymore because does get stirred out all by itself stinky knows what does can do now hmm but time his mother lap does get hurt all's dazzling white no soap will get him writer gee mom that's not all dodge does what do you mean Dickie I told her does means longer life for the pretty Riyadh's and other nice things you are yet it can't be beat furred yet does can't be beat for getting out tough dirt yeah but ma stinky said a few and is more hadn't sent us to get does we'd have been at Susie's and harm our was pulling the surprise party for her with a bunch of Dame's oh and i was thinking we were gonna play baseball gee mom does is wonderful it does everything yes does does everything in the wash that is why compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps does gives longer life two colors plus unsurpassed whiteness and real cleaning power for the grimy asst clothes try does d uz it does everything in the wash and now the Goldbergs well tonight the situation of the Goldbergs is divided molly is head over heels in love with a new daughter-in-law and Rosie Goldberg just doesn't like grace yes it's as plain as that Molly of course when she heard that her son had married grace just before being sent abroad well Molly opened her capacious heart to her new daughter and invited adolescent Barry but Rosie still feels that there is something queer about grace something that has to do with a neighboring farmhand named George both these strangers came from the same town and Rosie suspects that they know each other although they deny ever having met well while the Goldbergs were talking in mollys bedroom grace was downstairs talking on the phone late at night too it was odd on the night isn't over yet and Molly has a thing or two to say listen j-jake if i'll ask you will you tell me in the morning I'll tell you anything you ask me not now not now goodnight goodnight mama talk my mannequin voice all day you did the milk when you come home the house is full of company so so when else do we get a chance to converse privately in the morning I'll converse with you privately only one question may i J I may no no no yes or no no yes what is it what was you and Rosalie talking about when I went for the dictionary what should we be talking we have no secrets Molly that I said secret so I the interrogation just ask goodnight goodnight Jay I'm sleeping those who don't like grace why shouldn't Rosie like grace I'm only asking that's no question to ask holy moly use a little proportion Rosie is also our child i'm not using tor to avoid your affection I mean Jake Rosalie said cause it don't have to say I can see what did you see Molly please I'm tired and fatigued and I have a busy day of front of me let me get some shut-eye only just had another voyage good night where are you going put on my slippers oh I'll be right in I repeat where are you going you're going to break after all house I wouldn't have wouldn't make the whole house sleep expire ouch pardee looked out my revolver sleep up here in the hall go downstairs value was sleeping the haul road right in front of mind or if i didn't i would pull on you it's another the chunk of it don't come in roseville oh ok come on not sleeping now why do you have the window open so much a draft should be on your back is it too much much why aren't you sleeping I will will I know you will we disturbed you put I know MA why should I be you shouldn't be the Papas say anything to should Papa say I'm sorry my what is there to be sorry nothing only file of grace does that mean I love you less don't you know what loving grace means to me Rosalie don't you know feelings don't always have a tongue Rosalie I feel like I owe so much the family that even if grace was less than she is I'd closed both my eyes and love her even if she had false because it would be something I ought to Sammy now you never know Rosalie what it means for a mother to to see her son go to war maybe you never will if you don't then maybe everything we're going through will be worthwhile let's hope I don't know if I said what I meant you did my I don't want you to feel Rosalie that that if I put my arm around sure Grace's shoulder that I must put my other arm around you you should know that it's there and if I kiss grace do I have to turn around and kiss you you have all mine kisses you must know that Rosalie and if not then I failed you my love for you Rosalie she should there be a question mark oh I'm finished if case is talking long distance Molly I hope she reverse the charges grace is talking on the phone now she is downstairs well damn at this hour whom is she talking I didn't ask why should I be a bother now this is the second time they've caught me at it we'll just have to decide where to meet this isn't the place no no I don't want to meet your masters no that's just as bad everything's fine but we'll have to be careful what do you mean I'm the expert George we've talked this over a million times okay then well let's get on with it do you think I feel safe doing this of course not but we're going to we're gonna get what we want oh oh oh somebody's coming yes yes goodbye you're crying it's all right why cry what happened all right I'm up so tell me tell me this great tell me like like you would tell Sam I didn't tell said there was no reason this a minute after what me he was going away never see him again yeah I wasn't gonna bother him grace it's nothing he's my trouble another song has nothing to do with you read buddy I don't want you worrying about it but grace I wanna worry about ladies please all right let's bike in garlic or no like that should be all asleep but what it is you can tell me grace it's nothing let's go to sleep I'm not a weakling I can handle this thing and I will I'm sorry I started to cry you won't tell me not go to sleep mother and don't worry I can carry my own troubles I didn't come here to visit my new family just to bring them my troubles I want this visit to be happy for all of us but but I'm your husband's mother that means I'm Yours grace that means your sorrow in trouble is mine just the same as your happiness don't forget grades if you got a war bride then I'm a woman well race very nicely covered her conversation with George but the invention is going to work havoc with Molly's imagination molly is a great warrior and grace has flung a seed of concern into a very fertile heart you know this war is a woman's war as well as a man's war already thousands of American women are serving with the fighting forces or working on the war production lines don't you want to do something important to then join the woman's army auxiliary cord the wax they need you need you badly to take over many vital jobs such as radio operators cashiers telephone operators secretaries cooks remember every woman who joins the wax helps release a soldier for active fighting service so if you are an American citizen between 21 and 44 have no children under 14 and no other financial dependence then you're just the woman the army needs race creed color makes no difference opportunities for advancement or many the pay is good in fact wax now receive the same pay as enlisted men and officers join now the wax have proved themselves a vital unit of our great arm so go to your nearest army recruiting an induction station today the wax need you now be sure to listen to the next episode of the Goldbergs Molly's mind is in a world and she can't wait to fling a helping hand to grace's invented trouble this is clayton katja speaking for Procter and Gamble and saying do as the dozens do let does the new kind of soap do everything in your watch