The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1461
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The Goldbergs: Episode 1461. Date: May 3, 1943. Cast: Gertrude Berg (Molly Goldberg); James R. Waters (Jake Goldberg); Roslyn Silber (Rosalie Goldberg); Alfred Ryder (Sammy Goldberg); Menasha Skulnik (Uncle David).
Announcer introduction: "Molly is infatuated with her new daughter-in-law... who has come to Lastenbury on a visit. But Molly's blind love is based on something else besides Grace's good qualities... It's the fact that Sammy is on his way to parts unknown... and that Grace is in a way a substitute for the son who is going into so much danger. The Goldbergs learned about Sammy's marriage through Grace... for Sammy had to leave before he could write... and all would be well... except... that there is a new farmhand on a neighboring farm named George whom Rosie suspects to be connected in some peculiar way with Grace. We know... that Grace and George do know each other, and that they have some plan in mind... perhaps even a dangerous one to the Goldbergs... but what it is exactly we don't know. However now, in Molly's bedroom a family powwow is going on... Listen..."
Announcer close: "And Rosie is more correct than she thinks... Whoever Grace was calling we can be sure that what she told Molly wasn't true... for Grace is hiding a great deal from the Goldbergs... things that Molly would be horrified to know..."
A hallmark of the golden age of radio, The Goldbergs (1929-1946) was one of the earliest entertainment programs to authentically explore Jewish life in America. Learn more at cinema.ucla.edu.
Complete Record: The Goldbergs: Episode 1461. Date: May 3, 1943. Cast: Gertrude Berg (Molly Goldberg); James R. Waters (Jake Goldberg); Roslyn Silber (Rosalie Goldberg); Alfred Ryder (Sammy Goldberg); Menasha Skulnik (Uncle David). Announcer introduction: "Molly is infatuated with her new daughter-in-law... who has come to Lastenbury on a visit. But Molly's blind love is based on something else besides Grace's good qualities... It's the fact that Sammy is on his way to parts unknown... and that Grace is in a way a substitute for the son who is going into so much danger. The Goldbergs learned about Sammy's marriage through Grace... for Sammy had to leave before he could write... and all would be well... except... that there is a new farmhand on a neighboring farm named George whom Rosie suspects to be connected in some peculiar way with Grace. We know... that Grace and George do know each other, and that they have some plan in mind... perhaps even a dangerous one to the Goldbergs... but what it is exactly we don't know. However now, in Molly's bedroom a family powwow is going on... Listen..." Announcer close: "And Rosie is more correct than she thinks... Whoever Grace was calling we can be sure that what she told Molly wasn't true... for Grace is hiding a great deal from the Goldbergs... things that Molly would be horrified to know..." A hallmark of the golden age of radio, The Goldbergs (1929-1946) was one of the earliest entertainment programs to authentically explore Jewish life in America. Learn more at cinema.ucla.edu.
Transcription
you is that new body there's Molly folks that means your friends the Goldbergs are here yes it's the does program does you know is the new kind of soap for everything in your wash first let's stop at the Dozen house ha just got home he looks upset ma dozen why don't know were you talking so long on the phone about why I was telling miss Avery époque died well I've been trying to get you for a half hour I'm sorry pas I was just telling her what a wonderful new kind of soap does is and how it does everything in my wash but a half hour man well we was talking about how does does your overalls and work shirts my towels you know and even daisies pretty rayon undies just everything why didn't you invite miss Avery over to tell her instead of tying up the phone when I'm trying to get you honestly pod didn't seem long at all I got to telling her how easy does gets even your dirtiest work shirts clean I told her there's no hard scrubbing why you don't even need a bar soap anymore because does gets rid of grimy dirt all by itself Here I am getting a busy signal all the time well she was fussing about her towels pas and I had to explain no Soph I ever use got towels and linens writer and does mmm and naturally I felt obliged to tell her that does is actually safer for pretty rayon slips and the other nice colors i watch em why I said does really gives longer life two colors you know yet you can't beat it forgetting out tough dirt but if I'd known you were trying to phone me talk I'd have hung right up would you mom certainly what did your phone about Oh to tell you I was coming home well now that pause home i guess i can but in to say compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps does gives longer life two colors plus unsurpassed whiteness and real cleaning power for the tough dirt try does d uz it does everything in the wash and now the Goldbergs well molly is infatuated with a new daughter-in-law come to lessenberry on a visit but Molly's blind love is based on something else besides Grace's good qualities it's the fact that Sammy is on his way to parts unknown and the grace is in a way a substitute for the son who was going into so much danger see the Goldbergs learned about Sammy's marriage through grace for Sammy had to leave before he could write and all would be well except that there is a new farmhand on a neighboring farm named George whom Rosie suspects of being connected in some peculiar way with grace we know that grace and George do know each other and that they have some plan in mind perhaps even one dangerous to the Goldbergs but what it is exactly we don't know however now in mollys bedroom a family powwow is going on listen Rosalie dear darling all right we spoke of a spoke of a spoken up deal ready to go into your room and go to sleep darling Papa me one expire also good let's talk a little more just a little no I'm not I talk die name is woman didn't they have enough talk today and tonight with all the company the house all right reserved wonderful Todd it was a wonderful party it was all good talk we're saying anything about the quality it's the quantity I'm complaining about no it's a little bit as good sir Morris better yet now no George in mash is certainly can talk you're the master search they can talk but it means people come between company you sit there you ask a question you answer a question a question brings another question a question brings an interrogation interrogation bring cements let me to do talk who who counts words when a person talks much a person merchant George control kehlata you didn't talk plenty with lavell in the corner so darling but it was lively talking it was sweet talk and it was friendly and smart what could be better how this awful it looked like everybody in the village this year why not why not everybody everybody was anxious to meet mrs. go back junior by not I noticed mrs. Willoughby talking to you in the cold what was what was what was what would I be talking with me willoughby oh she like grace so much too but but but so much she couldn't express herself so much she said what beautiful eyes Grace's got a beautiful face such a face and what did you say I sure what I said I said mrs. little bit dear darling friend neighbor a face is only a face but she's got a hit how did she say don't start a by the chief said about a guy said about it she said don't start that any plea and I saw you talking to mr. Willoughby also on the corner what was he saying he was very impressed see that you see that everybody was impressed everybody was impressed mr. Willoughby mrs. Willoughby nearest Foot came over to me everybody came over to me individualized and they said mrs. Kovach mrs. go back if you pick the daughter love with your own hands handpicked waddle you couldn't have better him and grace Jake darling growth leap and grey stood up by the piano and she was playing and she was singing did you hide upendra did you hide the pin block oh boy everybody was impressed everybody liked her and rose novartis lavella saying to you I noticed she was about looking and talking what grace is beautiful my everybody thought so and I say and I repeat can I say again that beautiful is only beautiful she's more she's much more Jake Jake look at me darling look at me and take my hand take my hand move and tell me darling sweetheart angel do you or do you not real to realize Jake darling do you realize you but realize means to realize is to know and to realize is to appreciate but how lucky we are how I don't don't what nothing but but what you don't like great I don't know yet really you don't know don't know your brother's wife you don't know no I don't know what do you have to know that you don't know I know that she's pretty beautiful all right I know that she's my intellectual intelligent not intellectual more intelligent is not intellectual no it isn't mine it intellectual is not intelligent no mod has a difference between them brother difference there is a difference my intelligence is this take it from intellectual or right ma please so where are you going where am I going I i want the dictionary that's what I want now you're going to webster now i'm going to rips it yes not leavin hyperbolic Phi stated intellectual is nothing to lecture then look under 10 on a minute after all maybe I did invent a high school and maybe I didn't venture junior but but intellectual I want to know the difference how did all this start huh oh mama asked me if but hey there is a difference between the two words a intelligent means a native ability of a person who couldn't read or or write could be more intelligent than a college professor but he couldn't be more intellectual because well intellectual means the ability to handle ideas and have them abstract ideas so how old is serviced out loud mama asked me if I like grace and i said i don't know a well enough to know what do you have to know all these war marriages of rush marriages pop what we know a batter what do you have to know about a person i think a lot has she a mother haha she a father a sister or a brother what has love got to do with liking and not liking nothing homie i'm just expressing my opinion maybe uh Rosalie you are just a little jealous well why should I be because mommy's asking is she's making so much fuss ha am I like that I wouldn't want you to be I'm not I just well I won't say say it to me you can say it I'll never like a part Isis tell it funny yes good night out it's being yourself a glass of milk of your bed nice who is guys talking to on the telephone I don't know I don't know just somebody to call and say evidently the cheer at out of town long distance Jake darling please would I stand and listen I'm not a modern Lord Drake I'm a mother if I were calling you'd listen that's different for why should you roll it please please Amy Shinji do you want for the alphabet in the middle of the night where does I come I comes after a good look at me why am I looking feet election I hadn't wandered difference between letter Z I can look I wondered if comes after hmm you didn't ask a so who she was talking do know I didn't ask wanna bet that's but they're here yeah all right here all right let me get I've on the difference between intellectual and I want to be wit intelligence intellectual all teams to the possession of idea idea yes intelligent refers to the inherited ability again can again slow intelligent refers to the inherited ability inherit ability to adapt oneself to novel situations situations and it inherited but how intelligent intelligent and harris though the inherited ability to adapt oneself to novel sit we dr. su vs. about the difference the differences between black and white and I still say there's no difference to mine diagnosis of my daughter-in-laws intelligence she's intelligent that she's intellectual and she's brilliant huh was that nothing you can add very smart and very clever and very but nothing and Rosie is more correct than she thinks whoever grace was calling we can be sure that what she told Molly wasn't true or grace is hiding a great deal from the Goldbergs things that Molly would be horrified to know you know only the other day I heard a woman say yes that's why I always listen to the Goldbergs because it's so true to life it's so real yes and that's how it is with a dozen family to now take Dicky he's a real boy you know I started teasing him yesterday about his passion for that cute little girl nextdoor Nikki said oh her the big freckle face gosh she's so dumb she doesn't even know what does is well Dickie you certainly ought to tell her tell her does is a new kind of soap for everything in the wash you know does get sheets and towels dazzling white and as for work shirts why does get some clean easy yet even those colored rayons you wash stay bright and pretty when you're dozen honestly compared to other leading granulated wash day soaps does gives longer life two colors plus unsurpassed whiteness and real cleaning power for the dirtiest clothes as Dickey would say does is really snazzy sure is even in the toughest wash does does everything be sure to listen to the next episode of the Goldbergs the daughter-in-law shows that she is not only intelligent and clever and intellectual and all the rest she's also no mean actress this is clayton collier speaking for Procter & Gamble and saying do as the dozens do let does the new kind of soap do everything in your wash
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