The Goldbergs on the Radio: Ep. 1339

you is anybody there she is that's Molly Goldberg folks a woman with a place in every heart and a finger in every pie and now the makers of new does that new kind of soap for everything right down your wash line bring you another visit with those good folks the Goldbergs Oh darling you brought home the wrong kind of soul one soaps as good as another well if that isn't just like a husband look when i say i want does i want does what's so special about this does ready it's a brand new kind of granulated soap and it does everything what do you mean everything why all three kinds of wash work shirts towels to Turay on slips you know it's lucky for you there is it does lucky for me i'll say just take your work shirts don't you know you get them street with grease at that munitions factory gee honey does handle them like a charm I don't have any hard scrubbing to do well I've never used a soph that gets them clean easier than does well alright so does get some clean and there's my white pieces you know you leave the towels just black with that factory dirt when you clean up but I can't help me that you can help me by remembering to get does you want me to have really white washes don't you well of course well as long as I use does I'm sure there's not a wider line of clothes in the neighborhood than mine if you only knew how good it makes me feel to see my linens and towels cannot so sparkling white now listen honey hypes not all does it safer for my rayon slips and and all the nice colored things I was you can't expect me to know that well you know we have to make such clothes last in wartime and with does those precious colorstay bright longer in fact the storekeeper said does is better for colors than any of the four other leading granulated soaps okay darling you win I'll bring your does next time so help me remember friends does is Procter and Gamble's new self discovery so change to does d uz better get the giant sized box and save money even in the toughest wartime wash does does everything and now the Goldbergs when Molly was faced with an immediate problem she found a quick warm-hearted solution and her gesture is turning into a boomerang filled with trouble there were any number of mothers working in the defense factories so Molly decided to take care of their children during the day and Jake finally got himself to the point of just grumbling about it but suddenly a certain mrs. Corey a woman of means and large interests and community welfare descended on Molly and told her that this amateur nursery school was out of the question and should be stopped it was a question for the authorities surveys board meetings and so on but Molly's heart is with the children not with a surveys and so this next morning and we're waiting to see what happens listen mom please rose little mommy all money c'mon means top mind me Rosalie please you wake up doll house I are you gonna call for the children this morning MA I am after what mrs. Corey say the mothers are expecting to me Papa won't let you go why he said son I don't understand Papa don't understand mr. colors Homer Collins will be here with his horses in his wagon the mothers are all waiting on the doorstep honey with the children lies mrs. Corey objecting why fire she objected what is the object of her objective what what's a matter of Lee what's the matter what am I baba ballots are objecting about is the object of her objecting but my house is clean my house is not clean I'm I'm I'm not gentle ba-ba-ba-ba-ba damn i did it is the three bad Wolf's I am what am I for their my bar buddies her objection you have to be i have to be back what do i have to be to watch a few children for a few hours what do I have to be what do I have to be do I have to be more than a citizen do I have to be more than a patriotic human being of an individual that sees her duty and she wishes to do same but if I have to be I see children playing in the road and the mothers have to go to the defense plants and I'm taking children into my house which is clean into a woman which I am which is gentle boo but what what do I have to be what do I have to be what kind of discipline do I have to have what what do I have to be a doctor lawyer professor I have to have a diploma of an h2o my children have to be supervised by a hot tub morning Oh morning director David good morning David darling by so early David what are you going to do Molly what I'm going to do but I'm going to do I'm going to do as per usual mrs. Cory is a big woman Molly I'm not so small need Jake Jake wouldn't let you go the mothers are baiting Molly maybe there is a lo lot law wroclaw rodley give uncle David his hot water to swallow in a cup what Lord David what Lord David hey I didn't know I don't know neither if you listen to me Maya nothing to listen Rosalie Rosalie there's nothing to listen nothing to listen at all only to mine conscience only to my conscience is listening you saw the newspaper you saw the last in Barry news but the man that wrote the article about mrs. gold like a soldier yes he said a soldier he said what mrs. Goldberg did without surveys in without committees in without me thinks you're hired but his head about mrs. but mrs. go but what she did in the community yes my Island right that's just not all right all right Rosalie nothing claw hear from somebody other than mrs. Corey I'm going to do what I have to do and what I've made up my mind to do and climb it no all right climb that's all climax one that's all Rosaleen you hide a a climax gonna be climax set for imax I'll take also a glass of hot water to swallow David David Allen you brought up your salad a doctor but what a diploma no a doctor certificate no but a license you know with aha yes with love yeah well that's my certificate also and that's mine diploma also and that's my life you brought up your own children ma but hey it's different supervising and having responsibility for so many children ma that's all mrs. Cory said she called me ignorant she didn't mean it that way my ignorant she called me David Egan and then she called ignorance without qualifications are called me not gonna competent in the relevant chicag you hide her overly you hide a boy or mine little mr. Collins you who to him tell him I'm coming you're not coming you're not going Jake please you're not going sit down Jake sit down gently and tell Molly wine night Molly hasn't got the qualifications that's why I haven't got the qualifications so tell mr. Callister come in I haven't got the qualifications I haven't got mrs. Corey has the qualifications and I haven't got the qualifications tell mr. Koster come in I want to know from him how many children mrs. Corey had in her life how many children she raised in her life that gives her the qualifications of such a qualifications that's all my I don't want to hear another mama I don't want to hear it that's all tell mr. Collis our gold achievement that I have my Rosanna my family don't get all right cause the bar there's other happy the telephone don't answer why not because I'm not saying yes to the mothers and I'm not saying no to them all they're worried because I'm not beer already let it ring answer the phone David smile it hello if it's it hello if it's that I don't know buddy they hung evidently there'll be no chillin today mr. Collins come into the cows come in Homer something has developed since since since last night something has developed mr. cows please sit down give mr. Carl to charity something has developed mr. Collins hi i am not qualified you have to be travel if I'd qualify qualified I have to be all of a sudden I have to be qualified tell me Homer tell me mr. Collins after all you have resided to less than Barry for many more years than I have resided here tell me please I don't know mrs. Corey I only know that she lives in a big house on the hill that's all I know maybe you can tell me how many children did mrs. Corey race that has nothing to do with the case I'm asking a question Jake well has nothing to do with mrs. call his objection as part of my interest may I ask a question well as far the size the point I only wanna know cuz i misses Cora ain't never had a family but she did raise a boy yeah a nephew Conrad course you know nephew as a child he was a child well I'm gonna tell you this because your qualifications is in questioning tell me please tell houma I I only want to know I want to know because my qualifications are disputed I want to know what gives mrs. Cardiff qualifications which are asking to me what kind of a nephew is this nephew yes my kind of a nephew that's all I wanna know lotsa fication well well he never done much as Sefolosha never done anything qualification since he come out of college yeah that's about six or seven years now Malibu k h6 w's never did nothin Dave Attell a vacation he just waits on her qualifications you live in that great big house on the hill yes for fetching and running and caring and fetch and fetching and canning such an interaction and caring and that's qualifications and that's qualifications fetching and carrying let it ring Jake against the chillin calmness I'm gonna go just this one day Jade and don't tell me knock and then I'll tell the mother that's mrs. Carly who raised a nephew that fetches in service so that I don't have the qualification should I answer hmmm hello hey this is not mr. Bober at me oh just a minute mrs. Crawley hey i'm at st. let me I got odds if I can execute I not execute mr. Cole good job from Lisbon telephone an extra consider I'll get on before we take a telephone hello mrs. Florence qualification hello yeah excuse me mrs. Goldberg says that if she don't have the qualifications I should bring the children up to your heart right film but you should say she's sending someone to your house with qualification just what Molly should expect and just what must be done with the children and the interim isn't settled yet but there seems to be a fight brewing between those who want to do something now and those who think there's a lifetime to settle a big immediate problem and we know which side Molly is rooting for you know I guess a lot of you ladies are having trouble with those halfway soaps for dishes I mean bar soaps because they don't have real speed and those tough granulated soaps because they're short on safety for your hands well you can be sure there's nothing halfway about new does because this new kind of granulated soap has everything you want for dishes from whirlwind speed two extra gentleness for your hands yes the same does that does everything in your wash goes all the way on dishes too just notice how soft and smooth your hands feel after doing dishes with does in fact not one of the four other leading granulated wash day soaps can give your hands this extra gentle care yet no soap maid gets dishes clean faster or easier than does and you don't have to do any hard scrubbing to cut even the toughest grease just let those busy suds tell you how really different does is try it today does has everything for dishes be sure to listen to the next episode of the Goldbergs tomorrow Molly prepares to defend her beliefs this is clayton call you wishing you good day for Procter & Gamble makers of does the new kind of granulated soap for all three kinds of wash