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[Music] beer everyone thought Rea Express was oldfashioned and outmoded because Rea Express was oldfashioned and outmoded but now it's a new ball game because ARA Express Rides Again ARA Express solving the small shipment problems of American Business by truck IA Away by train I Away by air express ARA Express Rides [Music] Again you can find anything in Hong Kong ivory silk Jade and an American Beer Schlitz and out here that says home you only go around once in life and you got to grab for all the Gusto you can even in the beer you drink why settle for less when you're out of Schlitz you're out of [Music] beer e [Music] [Music] [Music] the new money from American Express it's the only thing you really need to pay for travel and entertainment [Music] worldwide when you start out in business it's fun but soon it gets a little tougher and more crowded people want to get ahead of you and you can get cut off that's where the Wall Street Journal comes in the journal gives you the news you 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