Snuffy Smith and Barney Google. Pie In the sky.

[Music] what's out there lion big grizzly bear small grizzly bear must be some mighty Brocius well I'll learn him I don't see nothing is that what you're afraid of bullet I'm ashamed a bullet yeah bodacious card scaredy this is the last straw [Music] can you do for him everything we ascertain look at the photos on our world if you will dogs from here have gone on to glory some have even gone on to Hollywood and become stars Elgin out here does all alas his tricks butch it was an ordinary police dog when we got through it him he became chief of police dogs Cynthia here was in terrible condition and now she models for an airline ok he's all yarn [Music] excellent mr. bullet [Music] six seven eight very good mr. bullet [Music] that's all this may gentlemen where's my dog he's ready mr. Smith [Music] we could have done a better job if we had him here for the whole day you've done enough come here bullet come on dog we're going home I will advise you to say please miss the bullet real end o Goshen oh boy did you just drop I'm that's enough fiddle faddle will it fetch some wood for the fire I said fit some firewood dog the man shade you ought to say peas on the board please great I'll show this critter who's boss around here even the fetch some firewater my den I'll whup you here and now [Music] [Music] [Music] on their part Jimmy won't be fit for a dog or will it [Music] yeah sure do hope you fellers they took a hankerin to my meatloaf Louisa you know that loaf is my favorite past-time after I have some of that D lick the bowl carrot pudding I am to do some loafing on my own oh I'm sorry sniff it on me Oh put them there pesky rabbits they done it up all the carrots in the garden again so it just couldn't make a no Porton great balls of fire that critters done push me too far this time alright rabbit worry come on out and fight like a man hey I mean like a rabbit there is mouse rabbit prepare to meet your doom that weren't so good I missed him why Snuffy you are a natural-born discus thrower Oh what's wrong never mind that now just do it again ah what sir the rabbit's gone I'll forget about the rabbit I've got bigger game in mind yeah what kind of game the Olympics that taste anything like rabbit Snuffy the Olympics is a contest where people run jump and throw things rabbit yes Snuffy at the Olympics you get to run jump and throw things at rabbits now will you come you betcha Lizzy pack our shotguns we're gonna limp accountant the first event will be the shot put the first contestant miss your jocks be nimble mum petite Jetta door but I must tell you anyhow you gon be next spotnik [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] there's my poor Newport funny I can't come out like this where I is practically naked [Music] rabbit prepare to meet your doom turn you mr. McKean [Music] you did real fine snuff boy you warned that event now get were there to the high hurdle race is that where we run after the rabbits yes now get over there I sure hope you fellas from your own rabbits he's a peachy rabbit on your marks get set hmm wife are you shooting at my rabbit snarf look they're running after your rabbit go get up you go chase your own rabbit but II feel a bit that there's my rabbit Bingbing [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Barney Oh plumb tuckered out you can have that dirt Oh rabbit is capitulating enough boy it's all over as soon as they crown you official winner of the Olympics I'll buy you enough rabbits to make enough stood a fool this Stadium [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] the winner with 10,000 points bunny rabbit of the animal kingdom now I'm a goner after that rather what rhyme why that is an international hero who the proper handling why you could be a hardest property since ripped in damn [Music] goodness gracious chop that jab jab jab believe all of my mind [Music] I'm my mother wallet Luisi this book is the answer to our problem ahead and sheiks Barney oh I think you're right well I've been a trying to straighten out this old table for years soon as it works right no loo easy girl this is a reading book land of Goshen or in a bucket just look what it says here two ways to make a million dollars or a million ways to make two dollars Oh do it say anything about how to fix it your table Luisi actor reading this book I'll be able to buy you a million tables sure you're gonna make our little Omata crowd in two ways to make a million dollars no one find somebody with two million dollars and ask him for half who is he do you know anyone with two million dollars oh not that I can think of offhand me neither all right let's go on to the second way number two says enter and win a contest with a million dollar prize now we're getting somewhere hmm a contest with a million dollar prize well there's always that there Mayflower company's annual million dollar Baker Rama contest they were talking about on Reggio you know thank you favor cakes and by waiting a million dollar prize beautiful beautiful and that's it Louisa oh you gonna bake a pie only part not me Lizzie you are now all bet if you were to make one of those magnificent Blackbird pies of yours I we could win that million dollars oh reckon recorded it but I'm come out a black bird funny Snuffy and I will give you the birds now don't forget I need four and 20 of them there blebs Oh core Shumpert I'm chillin caw-caw listen to him or call core suppertime killer [Music] Barney Barney help me stop fooling around Snuffy we've got enough Birds I don't want him carne sign it he wants me well tell him you're spoken for and let's get out of here I'm sorry Paul D but my heart belongs to the wizzy Mayflower company Bay Kurama this is it just wait'll they get a taste of that Blackbird pie why the money is practically in my our pockets look at those entries shoo fly by marble cake leaning tower of pizza pies upside-down cake [Music] wittily see our entry here's our booth Snuppy help Luigi take out our Blackbird by the judge will be here any minute mm-hmm yeah sure looks good I'll just confiscate me a little old piece come back here bird bird come back birds come back I tell you [Applause] gotcha get the rest Barney stop home you hear me the judges have decided that since all the other entries have been destroyed we are on reserve and recognition the winner of the Mayflower accompanied by Karami is Blackbird pi because of your fault default here's your check for 1 million dollars ladies Luisi I gotta hand it to you know you have to hand it to me who are you I'm from the tax department the tax you owe on 1 million dollars comes to exactly nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety nine dollars and fifty cents here's your change sir thank you and goodbye oh by the way mr. Google we noticed that you forgot to pay the $1 entrance fee we'll take this $0.50 on account and you can send the rest LLL stamp a few lies great did you ever have one of those [Music] [Music] [Music] why dry those tears boy you know you can always count on your old uncle Barney for a nickel gee uncle Barney I know you have a nickel why my boy when I was in the big city nickels were a dime a dozen to me why I'm the man who cornered the market on money yes sir I was known to the world as diamond Barney Google why are we day I Drive to work in my ten door limousine coming or going I made money that's right by a million shares just a second my other phone is ringing diving Google here no I won't take a penny less than 50 million just a second one other ring is falling that is my Oh believe me Jughead it was a relief to arrive at my office the diamond Google building I was so rich I could buy and sell countries selling by France mortgage spank foreclose Germany your nails diamond Google you're a hair diamond gogoat your slave diamond Google your heart diamonds cuckoo it was time for my morning coffee break I rushed to my private plane we took off for Brazil you see the coffee is coffee there they are at my private plantation I enjoyed a leisurely cup of coffee hmm good well time for lunch schedule schedule schedule so I was off to a posh restaurant welcome to our restaurant Dimond google reservations perfectly alright Monsieur Google right this way your table is ready Monsieur Google waiter what year is this water this year said this was a bad year for water you better get me some water of an earlier vintage hey yes sir I had so much money why when I made a bank deposit I had an armed guard Wow uncle Barney you sure was rich how about that nickel well I as it happens I never carry anything smaller than a thousand dollar bill ah you don't happen to have change do you gosh uncle Barney nah don't well then the only thing left to do is fish out that nickel hey watch out you might fall in oh don't worry boy water and Barney are old friends why I was the first one to swim the Atlantic Ocean whoa we uncle Barney you must have been some swimmer huh Oh [Music] oh alright guess I'm a little out of condition right G something tells me you're getting a cold rock Oh Barney Oh [Music] gasps Barney oh yes sir teacher listen small function to tell tall tales yeah yeah he didn't even get my nickel back ears stopped up with water [Music] er my boy who Thank You uncle Barney you really are a hero oh now you just get right back in that their bed Barney bye boy I ever tell you about the time I invented a cure for the common cold tell us all about it uncle Barney well it happened this way you see it was [Music] you