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foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] Fairfield will conclude her death defying act with a finale with which he has achieved in pain it has never been attempted by anyone in the history of the circus it is guaranteed to supply Thrills and killed I wear the culture anyone who was suffering from a coronary condition is respectfully requested to leave the big top pins now the one the only Graciela [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] and now foreign [Applause] [Music] he's wonderful wasn't she great wasn't she fantastic she could have been killed just then yeah she's been bruised you know what are you doing here well uh uh I brought him get out oh uh yes sir [Music] you're uh Palace Palace yes sir it was supposed to be here yesterday I'm sorry Mr shoulder bus broke down outside of Brownsville very interesting where's your gear well it's it's outside uh miss Mr uh Mr Gage he said he'd take care of it for me okay okay [Music] get his stuff on the train scishow engage there's a bar at the station if you feel the need to stop off for a drink I'll certainly understand thank you I'll give you a hand I'm okay buddy of such fearsome physio not only the scariest of souls there to contemplate him my good friend here's Palace Palace there the prophet man I get him under the plane and show him around you know foreign [Music] take over come on Nick okay [Applause] you'll get used to it hey your ranton's boy aren't you do you know my father I've seen him work seeing a grandpa too he was something he had his own puppet show best they ever saw and he used to say his grandpa was the best couple of years before our time come on kid meet the folks Harry come on Josephine I can meet Nick Palace he's our new puppet hello hello Carrie you've got to do something about my Boost it really needs a paint job look I'll have somebody get on it right away Joe she drops things once in a while don't help her she gets mad polish 7-Eleven but I doubt if she's an inch over 7 10. Rhonda wants you to meet big Palace you got the puppy welcome to show biz run to behave yourself I always behave myself Percy here who's naughty he hasn't eaten in a week [Music] are those snakes poisonous do they have to be scary on a new blade well what have we got here x at Palace [ __ ] it's caliber my pleasure my pleasure I hope you're not too good well I couldn't do what you do you might be surprised he's uh very friendly yeah don't get too friendly with him you're all right I want you to meet Nick Palace what are you bringing me this young stuff for a big should have seen her before she went on a diet tell them Thelma wants you to meet Nick Palace welcome aboard hi schedule [Music] next month there are contracted a disease caused by the rare liver flute soon my features were ravaged consumed by this microscopic bug and now I look like this if you would like a souvenir using Chad easy you won't have much to do with him he likes to be by himself what else can you do work in an office all right find each card personally Paula I want you to meet Nick Palace he's taking a bow spot hi Nick hello uh Miss Picasso Paula how old are you well uh leave the kid alone 16. Never Been Kissed if you're ever in the mood for a closer look come around come on [Music] all right some of the world's greatest artists have created The Impressions etched on my body for example the Sphinx and the pyramids that you see here were created by the noted Egyptian designer Hassan Benhaven Mount Rushmore designed by the famous American chisler got some burglum on my left leg ready and waiting [Music] I love you in Great Bend we open that tomorrow [Music] right they're all freaks kid who isn't a freak one way or another you'll see that just people like you and me [Music] Naomi oh no Naomi I was hoping you'd show up I thought I'd miss seeing you how are you Haley not bad you look swell oh this Nick Palace there's a puppet act just joined us today no kidding well good luck Nick nice Naomi used to be Sideshow they were the happiest days of my life I hope it's the same for you Nick [Music] thank you I hope so too good to see you Naomi [Music] oh listen kid we don't move out until after the show tonight so why don't you kind of look around and get acquainted it's Sunday call home and give my regards to your dad huh remind him of who I am then you can take in the big top and then I'll meet you back to the train it's an exciting and back of the main tent okay have a good time Naomi and no the Briones and the rare triple somersault watch this [Music] [Applause] thank you [Music] thank you foreign [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] glorious Gladiator Paramore [Applause] if they do not fix the teeth and he's promised to fix the furnace Sarah no not you don't be ridiculous look at this look at this they started screaming again you should do an act on this side show the world's biggest mouth ah here he is the animal smelling of his animals and you drew with your kind of person you smell worse than they do you pig no Pig slit that PP sir peace so tonight it's the popcorn girl last night it was the one who sells the candy hey what are you doing you're taking inventory yeah and look I will kill you come my darling these people are violent come on yes come on darling yo yo yo you come to fix this excuse me oh my God you're a beautiful boy even make me warm come on come on come on you believe this yeah it's in there please see one big guy tickle me the shutters were stuck a little rusty that's it yeah magnificent oh you're beautiful boy you have saved my life what a beautiful repairman huh oh I'm I'm not the retirement no no bloody is in Nick Palace I just came to work here I do a puppet Act oh you're the new boy oh I heard about you I should have known you don't belong here go to your own car hey chill shut up he saved my life I want a new heater not this old crap stop attack thank you beautiful boy goodbye excuse me sorry sir I will be seeing you cradle Snatchers I sure I tell you once more I want a new hitter or you lose a very big attraction [Music] hey look who's here the stars of rhythm where you been Nick I worry about you walked around a while sorry I'm out come on kid I'll show you to your bunk we're practically roommates I'm so lucky there you are it's all yours thank you get out I get my hands on her you how could you pull a trick like that or whatever do you mean you know what I need putting your creepy snake in that kid's bunk you you know oh come on ladies stop this nonsense there's a poker game going on Rhonda you put that snake back where it belongs sorry Nick yeah welcome to the sideshow kid for just one big happy family oh she got me right in my gut some boardroom amen [Applause] [Music] hi Billy thank you thanks for your help [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] how do you like that that's me pretty good building that kid come on you got a show to do not tell this afternoon oh I forgot to tell you you're giving your Command Performance now what Sideshow your colleagues just want to see what it is you do come on kid [Music] back [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign let me hear that chord Colossians let me hear that man who ended now let me hear that trumpets that's not a trumpet that's not a trumpet that's the trumpet everybody's trying to get in on the ACT [Music] could do [Applause] [Laughter] come on Nick you're almost as good as your grandpa there's so many people yeah well he can't believe why why because it's only 16 you know because there were no rough spots it was smooth and neat all the way through yeah yeah Billy hey Nick now that's good stuff I mean that's a good act I'm glad you like you betcha well not bad no he thought it was just as good as I did is this all you have to do okay The Menagerie the animals were sick this morning lots of cleaning aptitude foreign you will know what to do and what you're good for we have a certain rules in this search because you are Sideshow you don't associate with them the roustables and never with a [ __ ] and you have nothing to do with big top just do your job how about teach them ends the rules why does it keep telling Byron to take a drink got big ears Nick watch it yeah a long time ago Byron was with Regal big circus at the time he had his own Act trapezag top notch Byron was the flyer the show was with Regal 2 he had a cat act tigers and a girl sure yeah it wasn't bad believe it or not oh nothing fancy never took the chances that Sarah enough takes then one night Byron dropped the flyer no net Sean's brother [Music] who's killed and that's not all well The Show Must Go On sure watched his brother fall then he did his act s they react they got nervous all that excitement one of them got real ornery and drove the rest of them crazy they went after the girl Shoal panicked trying to get out that's when he got the gimpy leg troll blames Byron for everything brother a girl an old rotten night [Music] when did it happen way before anyway time passes pretty soon Byron hits the bottle and before you know it he's a Connie geek what [Music] about as low as you can sink kind of Playa with booze what you do is you bite the head off of a live chicken [Music] and Vargas heard about it he liked Byron got a mayor and here he is not much of a job as long as you stay sober stays off the bottle all together it'll work Soul doesn't want him here because that's right every time scholes sees Byron he remembers you can't get rid of them unless Byron takes a drink one drink it's never one drink everybody here has a story at Circus you'll find them [Music] you got a story too Harry [Music] he's a growing boy Tommy Charles not bad good it's not bad ah here he is savior come on sit down here but one moment it's okay come on come on I hear you have a sensation a lot no no no no come on the boy is clean can't you tell huh now what would you know about clean huh tamale eater he's a [ __ ] what are you talking about hey what's what you're talking about I have Spanish Noble descent talking about Noble tacos chili and beans full of them beans is what you are okay if I am being Jordan hot dog from Brooklyn big houses drops in my paints and nothing crabs in your brain you for this Hungarian Jewel Graziano Gracie from Brooklyn from the Navy charts where every Cellar of every chip you lousy crummy bum uh-huh to Brooklyn oh shut up sometimes not Jack battling boy you must not listen to him because like all of his kind he is jello yeah he is jealous because I am a very big attraction very big and he is nothing here's what they saw Dusty dinner I remember Vance when you did not mind my sweat you puny lion lover I cannot take it no more hey don't you dare hey someday I'm going to take those shoes and wrap them around your neck you hear me would you tell him to sit down Antonius thank you maybe one day I will come to see your rat I'd be pleased good enjoy your milk oh he's so cute [Applause] I heard it is used to be yeah once upon a time but not for long got big guys Nick grab a seat she's big fat too good for the likes of us do you like Washington's Monument don't tell a lie hi friends sites that will amaze and Astound you human beings the like of which never before in your life have you laid eyes upon you will meet Dora Valley 500 pounds of quivering shivering Jello yes my friends it's no laughing matter she is the greatest Earth on Earth she's the greatest eighth I'm good she's the greatest smooch on Earth you didn't think I knew what I was talking about yes my friends I'm telling you you're going to meet the tinies the smallest man a woman in the entire free world you will meet Paula Picasso my friends the most completely tattooed Beauty in the entire free world haha You Beautiful Boy come in love you make me laugh you are so good thank you beautiful talented boy [Music] [Music] thank you puppets oh hey just a hobby saying your work kind of made me dig them out my kid love them I was with Ringling the heads of Fire three years ago never found them wife a little girl that's my story [Music] foreign [Music] why do you call him lucky because he's lucky to be alive oh what happened at this one Tamara and that's one over there Salome once upon a time she was Tamara's boyfriend but one night late he starts to fool around with Savage the mother wakes up and she goes after him she starts to rip him apart and lucky I came along and saved him she was jealous yeah my dear boy let that be a lesson dojo don't fool around oh no don't get caught well I don't have to worry about it for a while yeah worry about it my dear friend worry about it hey hey Zenobia what's your turn sometimes you act like an animal [Music] to uh you have never huh [Music] any minute now my dear friend any minute now I promise you hey come let me tell you about this circus you see the excitement the noise the crowds the animals everybody here we are all all we're all very sensitive and ready don't look at this in the eye we get the wrong idea oh the right idea don't touch or we grabs you the gorgeous boy likes you huh any minute now my dear friend any minute now but I give you nothing you hear me don't they ever scare you damn no no no no they're my darlings I love them they love me huh my neckline and leafkins huh come on give me a kiss yes come on come on hey hey come on come on hey tomorrow tomorrow I'm going to try something new you come huh okay but not go I have to talk with them hey come do you want some fun I'll give you another one Mr zarnoff yeah you and Miss Graciela you don't like her the star [Music] do you like her [Music] [Laughter] my dear boy don't bite off more than you can chew huh [Music] have a good time big ah [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hi oh thanks Nick I guess I haven't been too sociable no that's okay no it's not I'm just kind of shy with strangers I guess I'm kind of glad to joined up you give us a little class wow hey thanks for the compliment don't you just love the circus yeah you know I I really do I mean back home the people just gawked at me now I get paid for it I've Got Friends now who don't think I'm weird well you're not weird right just a little big for my thighs glad you're here Nick sure miss Abel though Evo he was the ACT I replaced what would he do do didn't do anything he's a freak like me way out to here Well why'd he leave he didn't leave he died guess he was homesick or something just didn't get up one morning we never did talk much I used to say Ava none of your lip but he never got the joke well I'll see you so long [Music] you okay okay Nick how are you doing [Applause] okay fine fine everyone's made me feel right at home nearly everybody huh yeah I do but is there something wrong [Music] [Music] Poor Tom yeah what's the matter we play Lubbock on the weekend I know it's a tough town oh boy lives there Michael he's an accountant soda fun has a nice life Helen little girl she's beautiful we've never seen her except look at you she's really a sweet looking kid well then you must be excited to see them our boys normal Giant must be five eight he's not like us well Lizzy know we're playing in Lubbock we vote we brokeback heck we were here folks and you weren't normal we were like we are what you've got to see us with your wife sure I would of course if you were my folks I'd I bet you're a quarter they come to see you you're a good boy Nick you're on forfeit it's a bet excuse me thank you I don't think we've met my name is Nick Palace thank you well if it isn't God's gorgeous gift to Glorious girls we get into you kid no is Harry around out of the cemetery he'll be back in a while Cemetery I thought the fire was in Hartford well every town he goes to the cemetery they never found him his wife and kids what are you doing relax you won't hurt anybody he's sick the ratty had for breakfast gave him a tummy ache poor baby Showbiz Kids you like being a star you got time for a walk [Music] you know she doesn't like me Rhonda doesn't like anybody no it's me I don't know why but I just get the feeling it's because well you're going someplace I mean you're really good Rhonda Rhonda plays with snakes in a sideshow you're different from the rest of us Nikki you're not a freak [Music] you're not a freak [Music] no what would you call it living breathing travelogue [Applause] you know Nikki I've been worrying about you kids your age leaving school you've got to continue your education right I read for instance geography now this is the Taj Mahal built by an Indian Maharaja to honor the woman he would love forever uh kid I'm scaring you don't shake Nikki I like you I just wanted you to know I like you only I disgust you no Paula you don't just the Tattooed Lady Paula yeah you're beautiful [Music] then how come I'm the Tattooed Lady go on get out of here [Music] hmm [Music] [Music] perhaps you need a refreshment but cognac or champagne or beer or chicken blood again maybe you should look for other work if you can't do [ __ ] work what can you do come on come on come on the natives are restless baby you can get other work too Mr show what is it you want why do you treat them that way you're a fool how many times do I have to tell you keep away from them no I pick my own friends you know you crazy he could fire you yeah well let him fire me because you won't talk to me you're gonna lose your job huh I wanna talk to you especially I just want to be able to talk to anyone I feel like talking to oh you're such a sideshow Big Shot you you too good for me huh that's right you know now that I think about it that's exactly right wait wait now you let me tell you something big shot yo puppet action it ain't so hot now I'd have seen better I have well you got a way to improve it show the best way to improve it is to retire because that's what I do if I was you I just quit you know that Jimmy Durant the imitation you do it is pathetic that uh that Antonio that little shorty who can't talk nah now he can do a better imitation even though I could do a better imitation yeah well let's hear it okay night Miss Calabash Wherever You Are really cool okay [Music] you hear from your son [Music] well why don't you call him no he knows we're here you won't show up why should he he's a civilian would you want anyone to know your folks of midgets come on yes operator could you give me the number of Michael Janus his home thank you beautiful beautiful you look lovely you look so lovely pretty you are you are the beauty ah look at you look at you stay people fantastic [Music] that's it that's a good boy [Music] good boy foreign [Laughter] excuse my friend so now you're socializing how not I was just uh I was just passing through but that's not good for you I won't have you associating with you better Cho come on shut up I won't tell you again you have a job to do your job or back to the carnival where you belong geek live chicken eater that's all you're good for Geek would you leave him alone not your business keep out for what you fire me go ahead tell the boss you fired me filthy I am the director here I know what you are they know what you want come on you tell them come on spell them [Music] enough [Music] you will find them they do not became God don't tell them that [Music] [Music] don't direct them sure enough [Music] come on come on come on come on come on come on come on come on I'm a brave man you are a pathetic man there is no love in that pathetic thing people constantly ask us is it inconvenient being short it's not well just like anybody else of course we have a few more ladders around the house and naturally everybody wants to know what about our uh well you know what I mean and do we have problems I'm here to tell you we're just like anybody else you mean they have the same problem you do I thought for sure they'd be here their own son [Music] they're doing their act as if nothing were wrong real pros Nick way out of free [Laughter] Ze we have advantages never have a bed that's too small we have plenty of room in the closet and we're the last ones to get the rain and the snow Nick Palace yes pleasure to meet you you know what that means we've been married 28 years my mom and dad were midgets so were mine and that's the shot and shot of it the trouble with you is you remind me of the elephant who married her Mouse that's it folks thanks for stopping by see you next time around all right Helen this way oh my goodness it's such a pleasure [Music] gosh I didn't think you guys were gonna make it we almost didn't why well we were afraid to we we thought you might be embarrassed to see us embarrassed don't be silly because this thing is dead grandma is so cute because they're just the same style I know darling isn't it great to be short yes I love you at the makings of a real badinski okay okay with some people it works [Music] can we get the baby [Music] dude and that's the way to do it Boys Don't Worry Nick trying to muscle it on your egg they're nice [Music] strictly amateur hour [Music] okay like [Music] how's it going hmm getting used to it well Harriet it's kind of scary but I'm having a good time oh hi Nick good night Harry okay [Music] Nick [Music] that'll be fine real talent [Music] thank you sleep time [Music] ah welcome Nikki would you like some wine would you like some wine oh ah no thank you I forgot you are so young how old are you ready world's youngest puppeteer 16. 16. I love it well I'll tell you this I am older than 16. just a little bit do you mind good come on do you like me yes I am foreign what did you say I love you how sweet you are and I love you [Music] I love everything about you sick thing how many girls have you come on a beautiful boy like you none uh what do they say about me in this sideshow they hate me nobody say hit me cause I'm star this is the price you pay when you are a star you will find this out because you will be installed come on Mickey [Music] foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] my best to your mother [Music] oh yes good night [Music] foreign [Music] thanks I mean good night [Music] it was you in bed oh ah no I was bringing her no no no you would bring me out a glass of water milk tell me come on tell me there's nothing to tell good [Music] well go to bed [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] thank you hey um [Music] [Music] crazy I don't believe you not your business all right let's get him in here what's happening hey somebody get me out of here Harry [Music] what's the commotion sorry on themselves [Music] why don't you stop humiliating that much I don't know I've learned the circles I don't care how big a star you are you will not interfere okay get in here now get him down and then take him to your car after it turns off in the morning I'll have a motor to pick him up on this photo that remains what do you mean dispose of the remains you do what I tell you that's all you do what I tell you show many of these people were close to Harry maybe they'd like to have a little service oh that would be nice The Circus Comes To Town to have a funeral oh that good publicity maybe in the main ring that would be a show cut him down you couldn't be low enough to let the man just have my worth of fire come speak I want that speak yes get him with me yeah he's a mistake how far you I'll have to because I can see every day it gets worse for you and soon I can wait you'll have a drink and one drink more and then you'll be living with the chickens again do you remember how that was soon you'll be drinking the blood again whiskey and blood your life now cut him down and get him out of here I will you I swear it did you hear that I could fire him for that but I won't I'll wait I'll cut him down foreign well it made me very sad to leave my home in Budapest I lost 11 at the time I was having much experience where are you blue eyes you're a beautiful boy because I was not a very big attraction this time now I am called the VBA it's a really big attraction I bring all the people here this [Music] [Applause] [Music] the Glorious Graciela foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] uh hi Tom hi Thelma Nick oh she told me to come here tonight yes hey oh sweet boy I'm sorry I guess you didn't know I was coming tonight oh for you ah it's me it's beautiful you are so sweet may I come in [Music] um Nikki uh you you must forgive me but you see uh tonight I am being interviewed for a a big publicity story for for the newspaper so I you said you loved me I do I love you [Music] but I look Hey kid I'm I'm really sorry but I'm a very big attraction here I I bring all the people and always um forever I we love you but not tonight [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] thank you that is pretty Nick to have all kinds of talent huh what's the matter do you have said hey what does the matter huh may I hmm the music of the carousel always reminds me of you nicely poetry the sideshow with its Barca spell always reminds me of you hey come on Nick come on play play come on this is your song come on come on lazy moons and copy Tunes laughter colored bright balloons the circus with its clowns perfumes they all remind me of you and but now you have gone and all these things make me feel like a puppet it doesn't have strings who tries to smile but whose heart never sings they all still remind me of you yet then it seems that everything he always reminds me of you debut in just a few weeks time to have learned so much to have loved and you have and you have written this song about magnific I mean dead is no more to learn that is life good night my boy sleep well huh foreign Byron no why I'm just looking for him that's why you know uh he's been drinking you know bad oh for Byron smelling the stuff's bad I was over at the tavern and he was over there a while ago but but he left and he ain't in the train and I better go look for him well wait a minute I'll go with you [Music] um you look down that way I I look this way well why have we here Mr Show what a pleasant surprise to see you would you care for a drink sir see anything we've got a problem with it you keep referring to let me prove to you sir that that is totally without found it let me show you what I mean I can take it or leave it alone watch this I'll put the cap on for you and I'll do something you can't even do using your stick look at that boy bye let's see you do it you call yourself a circus manager why you wouldn't make a pimple on a good circus manager's nose you push yourself in my hands for two weeks old and I swear I'll make a new man out of you why are you avoiding get out of my way watch it I can do it on two rails all right I'm gonna give you one more chance you see these little ridges here yeah all right I'll take them three at a time and you and your gimpy dumb legs can take them two at a time and I'll beat you to the top are you ready to go I'll even prove it that it works with the stuff yeah go ahead come on do not touch the main floor yeah look at that can you do it are you doing it that's a boy I knew you can make it you're just fine hey congratulations you got to the top yeah what a shame you've failed my sobriety test go through Gage but call a carnival they always need a geek don't hit me with that stick anymore I am not a geek come come get me here I am easy for you a [ __ ] cooking I think you're crazy [Music] [Applause] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] come on come on [Music] don't don't say nothing understand nothing thank you oops [Music] [Applause] hey Billy I've been thinking about this we gotta do something don't talk to me you crazy we have to tell somebody I don't know what you're talking about there's nothing to tell [Music] praise Gage um I don't know Mr Shaw come on you two are as thick as fleas uh I ain't seen Byron Mr show I seen him last night anyway over osceola's tapping and he was drinking like next week was prohibition what a shame but I suppose we should not be too surprised uh I don't know sir Gladiator [Applause] I'm decided to bother you but I just didn't know who to turn to I'm involved in something terrible and I have to tell somebody well what is it my boy what's the problem huh the other night after I left you at the baggage car we're like right well I just been walking around a while and then I saw Byron he was drunk oh no and Mr Shaw he was there he was picking on Byron teasing him I think he'd been drinking too anyway they started to fight and Byron grabbed the cane there was a dagger and Shaw stabbed him he killed him and dumped him on a moving train ing tonight after the show we go to the police she will tell them what you told me yes Nick was anyone with you what is you alone I was alone [Music] [Music] all right [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] the lion kings of the Beast they appear on me who fears neither man and now he is in the den the denizens to perform let's surprise danger and demonstrates a deep sustainable death foreign [Music] [Music] that's it that's okay [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] no no [Music] without you [Music] [Applause] [Music] come on come on [Music] stay away [Music] thank you you caught somebody yesterday Charlie and get rid of those clouds come we'll talk quickly no I saw two of you who was with you nobody I was alone I saw two of you no Mr shorelai I was there but I was alone and I wouldn't have Palace save your own life tell me I was by myself tell me nothing will happen to you I will leave you alone I know you won't say anything after seeing how I took care of I don't know if I gave his Darlings a little medicine so tell me that who was with you nobody [Music] last chance [Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] told me new manager yes what's he like don't worry about him because he's an old friend of mine and your old friend when you're gonna come and see me huh well I tell you Graciela I'd love to when I can [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] foreign foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music]