Safety: The Helpful Burglar (1971)

[Music] [Applause] [Music] he [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay come on Mouse now don't be scared I'm not scared must be a way to get in here check all these doors all right this is a pretty house oh boy look at the pretty flowers you know this kind of job a need no sometimes it's very [Applause] unsafe but they made this job real easy for us come on look out this is SK here be careful thank you Harry you're a gentleman to point it out wonder where the other one [Music] is where' you do M I found the other's gate where's the light yeah try to find the light switch we got to get this place cleaned up this is a mess thanks Mouse now we can see where we're going you see that lamp cord clear across the length of the room this lamp belongs on the table it's nearest the Pug and see this should always be close to the ground B over the hary oh yeah what about all these toys yeah this place is really ridiculous you know it's just too unsafe to rock we got to get it cleaned up now you take this side and I'll take that side all right I take the chest with me and we'll start picking up the toys pick a picking up the toys pick a pick pick a pick a picking up the toys Pi pick pick pick picking up the toys pick pick a pick pick a picking up the toys pick a pick a pick pick pick up [Music] just a minute Mouse safety is Serious Business yeah well I guess safety can be fun too okay Mouse now let's go check out the rest of the [Music] house har M this house is a total disaster area we got to get this place cleaned up or we'll never get nothing done come on let's go all right oh what a mess try to get as much cleaned up as you can [Music] right here what wait a minute something else here a door might be something in here let me check it Qui not so much s find a light switch here it's not there must be on this side oh oh yeah I no no mouse not [Music] the iron iron har look at this a hot iron left out like this and look at this nice children's clothes all burned up Do You Realize a hot iron like this could burn down a whole house I know all right sit down Mouse we'll take care of [Applause] it Harry oh har all right come on Mouse we'll find a bathroom and put something on it come on oh thank you Harry oh Harry the towel it almost burned the Heat on come here Mouse I'll give you a couple of aspirin for the paint in your hand oh it's all right Harry H aspirin raspberry flavored I got orange flavor and bubblegum flavor what is is very dangerous Mouse children will read this and they'll think it's candy and they'll take more than they should have and you should never take more than what it says on a bottle let's get all this stuff in a top shelf right Harry hey look look look look what's that that's poison Mouse and right here in the bottom shelf why any kid could get a hold of this you could kill yourself yeah you know it shouldn't be here at all all right now look Mouse I'm not going to give you anything for the pain in your hand because there's no telling what's really in any of these bottles would you kiss it for me [Music] Harry Harry where are you Harry where am I Harry oh oh Harry Harry oh my goodness paint thiner mineral spirits turpentine dirty rags Harry Harry come quick Harry Mouse is that you Harry what are you doing here put out that match that's a very dangerous thing to do look at these matches all over the floor you shouldn't be playing with matches in here while these people have left paint paint thinner rags and you playing with matches could burn the whole place down here take this and let's go and mouse never play with [Music] matches just be very careful oh wait a minute I came up against something here it's a door what's this a kitchen well well well well well hey let's have a midnight snack never mind about that nouse just look at this octopus all these cords in one plug gee oh this cord goes to the blender this the pressure cooker there's one to the waffle iron frying pan one to the blender oh this is an awful man Harry look at that knife sticking up over there could stab themselves on it this whole house is unsafe yeah you know what makes it real tough for us to do any kind of a job under these working conditions well there's nothing to do but get this place cleaned up [Music] okay mouse that clings up the house let's hit the lights I got this one Harry here's this witch well Mouse it took us a long time but we finally did it we made this house safe now let's do what we came for let's Rob The [Music] Joint hey hey they're coming back we better to get out of here come on wait for me [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I'm getting into a new line of work Harry yeah this house is too unsafe to Rob [Music] he [Music]