Rumors

[Music] [Applause] [Music] was a bright sunny day with the air fresh and clean not a rumor was stirring except in the latrine hi snafu what's new oh nothing much nice day nice day for a bombing yeah nice bombing [Music] weather boming weather boming weather sounds harmless enough innocent stuff but let's take a look in and find out what's cooking bombing weather bombing weather bombing weather bombing weather bombing weather just between you and me pal I he we're in for a bombing the hot air is blowing a rumor is growing they're going to bomb us they're going to bomb us they're about to bombing you're about to bombing they bombed us did you hear about the terrible ping last night well I heard it on good authority that was [Music] har balloon juice it's phony but uh it makes nice baloney that's right exaggerated stretch it multiply [Music] it now shoot off your face and baloney is flying all over the [Music] place Germany worst air eight of the war yeah they blasted hell out of Bridge con Allen was wiped out what's the matter with our planes they popped them off like kites temp paracho troops landed right on the White House lawn the Florida coast is lousy with Invasion [Applause] pges just a minute bud did you know that we have nothing to fight with that our shells are all dud [Music] and furthermore the chops are in [Music] California o wait until you see their new secret weapon [Music] this may surprise you but they're attacking this very [Music] Camp late you can't get too late you can't get away the Russian have surrendered the British are quitting the Chinese gave [Music] up it's all over we've lost the war [Music] rumors nice weather for aruma ain't it [Music] [Applause] [Music]