Roger Ramjet: Great Skateboard Race (1965)

[Music] Roger RAM and his Eagles fighting for our fly through in an outer space not to join but to beat rer he's our Mano of our nation for his adventures just be sure and stay tuned to the station come and join us all you kids fors of F and laughter as rer ran and his get all the crooks there after Roger and J our man up our nation for his adventur just be sure and tuned to the station in today's unsolicited episode we find our superhero that All-American good guy and devil make care flying fool Roger Ramjet in a Dickens of a hurry for Roger has a date with this one and only the beest Glamorous flower of American Womanhood Miss L love I'm late I'm late for a very a fancy bumping at you a Ramjet you did some pretty fancy bumping yourself Lance Crossfire Ace test pilot and my principal rival for the affections of Miss L love and just where do you think you are going I think I'm going to be very sore in the morning from that Collision but if it's any of your business I have a date with l oh no you don't I have a date with L ramet if we you weren't friendly Rivals I could really learn to hate you well it looked like the absentminded L had done it again she'd made a date with both Lance Crossfire and Roger on the very same [Music] day oh I'm sorry boys I guess I got a little confused again a lot of my duck this is getting a bit ridiculous why don't you choose between us once and for all oh I just can't do that your both so terribly sweet oh just look at here you both bought me candy I'm getting pretty tired of this CRM that's Crossfire and you know it rimshot boys boys stop this bickering why don't you have some kind of contest to see who gets to take me out to a lovely dinner at some over prize restaurant of my choice contest but L that would be unfair after all I am the greatest all-around Sports hero in the history of Benedict Arnold Memorial High School oh well it so happens ramet I was voted most valuable athlete at Mr print whistles school for overprivileged teenagers I got seven letters your mother should have written more often why you course please let's behave like gentlemen sorry my dear but I can do anything he can do better oh no you can oh yes I can oh no you can oh yes I can oh no you can't yes I can yes I can obviously Lance and Roger were having a slight difference of opinion and as the argument grew hotter they decided to settle the matter on the field of battle very well Crossfire name your sport and we'll compete for lot's hand how about not tennis no I have a bad elbow what about swimming no I have sinus trouble how about bowling no that's out I have a trick knee what about hand ball bad back and so the discussion continued and the two super athletes tried to agree on the proper sport to test their metal badminton Fallen archers I skating weak ankles then suddenly they came to an agreement skateboards yes skateboards Roger Ramjet and Lance Crossfire decided to engage in the skateboard race of the century down a huge hill known as fit of peak are you know the rules Ramjet no elbowing gouging or hollering bad things at the other guys very well and the first one to cross the finish line wins the hand of that delicate creature oh I just love the ones with the chewy Santas don't you and at the very top of fitter Peak the race was about to begin on your marks get set and off they went at breathtaking speed in a race that skateboard fans would long remember get away you're too close I can't our wheels are lock together and across the Finish Line they came neck and neck head to head shoulder to shoulder bow BS you already crossed the Finish Line oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] no and so as quickly as it had begun the great skateboard race was over well since neither of you silly boys is able to take me out I'm sure you won't mind if I have a DAT with l General brass bottom honey don't worry men I'll take good care of the little lady good old General brass bottom it's a privilege to know him oh Roger yes Lance shut [Music] up when R takes up proton pill the CRS begin to wor the can escap their awful F from prot mighty Fury he our man hero of our [Music] and laugh rer ran and his men get all the after our hero of our nation for his adventures just be