Playhouse 15 - Diplomatic Immunity

[Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] is you finished yet how is this the heel fit on it looks all right what do you mean all right let's see how it looks with the stone okay AR you going to hammer the nails in what do you think George I'm afraid of this well you stop worrying you can't notice anything can you no but but what well it ain't safe they just caught a guy trying to bring in stuff that way yeah but he was using special builtup heels a 2-year-old could have spotted that guy they still might be able to catch it them Customs guys are no dopes you got a better idea no then shut up if you've got any suggestions okay but standing around compl complaining about my ideas isn't going to get this thing off the boat let's see how it [Music] feels perfect well let's take a walk around the deck I want to show off my valuable shoes [Music] yes sir my feet never had it so good I'm glad you can joke about it for crying out loud will you relax Mr Gardner cable gr for Mr Gardner all right here Stewart Mr Gardner that's right cable gr sir thanks thank you sir uh-oh what's the matter it's from Freddy yeah J Code Customs knows we brought the diamonds on board Customs knows what are we going to do we can't take them off in that shoe now we can't take them off at all I told you we'd get caught 50,000 worth of stuff in K want somebody to hear you damn they don't even speak English how do you know the big one's a diplomat the other guy's one of his flunkies they're from the Iron Curtain so they still might talk English n they don't talk to anybody they just walk around and around don't say anything now if we were diplomats we wouldn't have anything to worry about are you kidding we were from the Iron Curtain you'd have a lot more to worry about than just getting rid of some hot diamonds no no I don't mean it that way that's it what sure it' be perfect what those monkeys are going to take our diamonds off the boat for us are you crazy nope how Sid did you ever hear of diplomatic immunity oh sure all right what is it well when you're a diplomat and you go to a foreign country you have certain privileges what kind of privileges all kinds but but especially immunity from the law I don't get you well when you're a diplomat and and you break the law like you speed or you go past a red light the cops can't do anything to him they can't nope so how does that get our diamonds off the boat diplomats also have other privileges look what it all balls down to is that Customs doesn't inspect the diplomat's luggage they don't nope so why shouldn't these guys be good neighbors like they always claim they want to be they wouldn't take the stones off for us not no knowingly maybe but I'll bet that we could use him as a kind of uh buffer state [Music] [Music] you went up on Deck I guess you wanted to see what the Statue of Liberty looks like you sure he went up yeah I'm sure come on and [Music] let's there we are go ahead in if anyone comes I'll make some kind of commotion yeah if anybody comes what do I do just pretend you're cleaning up I don't know how come on you're wasting [Music] time your Excellency could I please have your autograph sir yeah but I have a very fine collection please sir [Music] please what are you doing here bag sir I uh thought I'd get him up on Deck so you could leave more quickly miraculous do it will take care of that yes sir yes sir just wanted to help no I meant just [Music] help well tell me what happened did you do it yeah I think so anyway what do you mean you think so well I don't know if he saw me when he came in I got scared when I heard him coming okay okay relax you find a good place yeah in his slipper what if he saw me what if he finds him look it's better than having this stuff found on us isn't it George I'm worried you've been worried ever since we picked up the stuff now calm down will you what about Freddy don't worry about Freddy his cable said he'd get on board didn't it but suppose he don't will you stop supposing and get out of that monkey suit we land in an hour and we got work to do [Music] [Music] I don't see him don't worry you know Freddy is that him where there no will you relax you sure nobody checks their bags yeah I'm sure and those guys could get away with anything just about you mean they could bring diamonds in anytime they wanted to and sell them leg jit look they could bring in anything and nobody could touch them they're in newon I tell you that' be some racket Mr the Gardner everything set how'd you do it Money Talks George you know that what about the bank all taken care of as soon as I take them off the boat I put him in the car all except one you tell me which one come on Sid we're almost it's the one on top I think but you sure yeah I'm sure yeah that's the one okay I you I was better beat it there he comes now oh there you are where have you been already sir good let's go then just the moment there oh nice of you to come to The Bard thank you but I did not come for social reasons what do you mean don't you know no you were seen with certain people what people in Paris but it's not true I've been faithful to the party to my country that is not for you to determine but it's true we have had Reliable Reports on your activities what kind of report it is not for you to question this is not the place to this is the place can't we discuss this at the embassy no why not you asked too many questions for a man in your position my position is special Diplomat that was your position come where to your cabin I have certain things to say to you I'll take your bags to the car sir no you won't pardon me bring the bags back to the St room but I just want don't talk back to me now come I don't understand I have orders your to return home immediately you are not to leave the boat but I I said you are not to leave the boat [Music] come what's the matter with you [Music] come immunity some immunity [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] he [Music] a [Music]