Life Times Nine (1973)

Come [Music] [Music] on. [Music] [Music] [Music] Life >> life >> life >> life >> life >> it's okay sometimes >> it's fun >> crazy it's naughty ny n nothing >> today I am living tomorrow I may not be so now there is light in my eyes. Tomorrow there may not be jolly good life, eh? >> Yeah. Life is in the sun. >> Life is in the rain, >> in the snow, >> in the dark, >> in the blue, purple, >> or black with yellow dots, commonly known as stars. >> Life is friends, lots of them. Quiet times with good friends, together times with good friends. >> If there were no living animals or nature, what would living be? >> Tomorrow's another living day. >> Maybe not for me. Maybe for Shauna. Oh, well, I'm looking forward until tomorrow. >> We want to sell you a tank. A tank that you can call your very own. Now, just look at this. Every new tank is made with a new aluminum alloy that makes it lighter and easier to maneuver and double belted tracks for better performance. It can get up to 10 m to the gallon at close to 30 mph. in any kind of weather. Every tank comes with an optional firing cannon with machine guns and flamethrowers as standard equipment on every machine. This complex 50 ton piece of equipment can be yours and it's simple. We want you to join the army. We boast the biggest fleet of artillery tanks in the world. And the chance to choose a profession and to learn it right on the job. You'll get a chance to learn about tanks and perhaps even command one of your own. And if tanks aren't your specialty, maybe you'll get a chance to become a specialist in machine guns and help ship them to our fighting boys all over the world. Now, when all's considered, wouldn't you rather be part of it? And so you can join the army and all this can be yours. And remember, it's the biggest army, it's the best army, and it's the strongest army in all the world. that's got the most planes and the most tanks and the most ships and the fastest jets and the biggest bombs. [Applause] [Music] Okay. Okay. Can a man get any peace even when he's dead? >> Do you fancy going back to life for a while? >> Are you kidding? I wouldn't touch that stuff again. >> Oh, come on. How about going for a good slap up meal? Huh? >> You can stuff that. >> What about going for a bike ride? Forget it. Golf. >> Dancing. >> Forget it. Tennis, idiot. Swimming, mom and dad. Music, the kids, the flowers, the fun. Gladness and Martha. Uh, Martha. >> Martha. Martha. >> I came back. I came back. And we're glad they did. >> Was that right? >> Wouldn't you want to come back to life for one reason or another? [Music] This is a peanut. He can't help living a sheltered life. But you can. Don't be a nut. Break out of your shell [Applause] and live. [Music] Do what you want to do. Be what you want to be. [Music] Go where you're going to. There's nobody left here but me. Just sing all day in the sun. Work till the work is all done. Just laugh all your troubles away. Cuz tomorrow's a long way away. Come on, laugh together now. Sing a song for everyone. [Music] I don't know why we're doing this commercial anyway. We're only getting minimum wages. I make the same moves over and over again. Oh, life is so repetitive. And how about the rook pawn? He hardly gets to move at all. How would you like to live such a sheltered life? Here I go again. Have fun. >> Yeah, sure. Oh, sure. Sure. >> This corner gets to be such a drag. What a life. 9 to5. I wish I was out of this cycle. Me too. Now you chaps. Here I go. >> Oh, I wish I was on the board. I would do so much better than those players. >> Yes. This is so tiresome just standing here watching and waiting. [Music] It's not that I don't love you, but lying next to you for so long is so boring. A queen has to get out and be social, you know. Oh, I wish I was playing. Doesn't everybody >> life appreciate [Music] Down. Down. [Music] [Music] Hey. Hey. Hey. [Music] Hallelujah. [Music] [Music] behind [Music] me. [Music] uh [Music] beep beep. [Music] [Music] What the hee? [Music] [Music]