Joe Piscopo Rap on Tonight Show Johnny Carson 1980s KCST San Diego

beer commercials, several motion pictures, and on October 31st, he's going to be doing a Halloween party live from UCLA Halloween night. Would you welcome Joe Piscopal? [cheering] [applause] [applause] [music] Listen up people, no fooling around. I play that you can make it here to check out my sound. I DON'T DO DRUGS. I GO TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY. SO SIT BACK, RELAX, WATCH me play. [music] Everybody ask, man, how does rap work? It ain't so hard to jump on stage. You act like a jerk. You talk about anything, just keep the rhymes kicking. Talking about girls or food THAT'S FINGERLING AGAIN. CAN YOU SPEAK rappers in the DMC? And although those boys will get NO COMPETITION FROM ME, THERE is somebody out there who's a real fly cat. And he likes to do a THING HE CALLS A WHITE boy rap. White boy. Hey, white boy. Where's the white boy? COME ON, WHITE BOY. [music] >> [applause] >> Hi there folks. It's time to get down. Got to get the funky feeling of the white boy sound. Got to listen to the rhythm. Got to listen to the [cheering] beat. Check it out now while I move my feet. [music] [music] I'm a very hip fellow. Very cool. No doubt why I'm so cool. I'm the king of chilling out. I'm the happy kind of guy. Don't you know? And just because I'm white, I can still rap negro. [cheering] [applause] Say, bro, I got to go. My old lady's waiting for me in my Volvo. [music] Yes, my man has been a real joy. Thanks for checking out the rap of this white boy. [applause] Thanks, White Boy. I'm glad you HAD SOME FUN. I'M OUT OF HERE. I GOT TO make my Air Jordans run. Synthesiz school. You hear what I'm saying? But there ain't nothing better when there's real blood playing here. [music] >> [music] [cheering] [music] >> Such a funny idea. [cheering and applause] Midwestern coleslaw mayonnaise wrapping. Right. It's It's so funny when we put that song together, it was a bunch of white guys doing it, you know, and we went to DST, who was Herby Hancock's scratch guy, put put that hole together and D walks in and we're a bunch of Hi there, folks. How are you? Come on in. Let's get down, brother. How you doing? You know, hey, what it is? >> That's funny. Funny premise. What's the thing you're doing at UCLA? Halloween. Is that right? >> It is. The joke is going to go a Halloween party live from UCLA. It's like a cable special on HBO. It's a live show and we're going to go down there and just have some fun and >> Yeah. >> do some uh characters and stuff. What are you working on? You've done You've done Sinatra here one night. You did uh you do lots of impressions. Anybody new in there? >> I got a new one the last two days. >> Hey, I know what I'm going to ask you to do in a moment. See if you got the guts to do it tonight. >> Uhoh. >> Oh man. >> Why don't we get to that right now? You did David Letterman on this show one night. [applause] [applause] >> Okay. Okay, >> he's already got my arms down. [laughter] [applause] >> And ham. Look at this. >> That look like a peanut fed Virginia ham you got [laughter] there in your >> Stop it, fellas. Stop it. >> Are you going to do you going to Should I do it? Sure, David. You What do you got? Just a [laughter] >> [cheering] [applause] [applause] [cheering] [applause] >> Now, now what what did you pay for those? I could use those actually. >> I love your laugh. The laugh. David's left. [applause] >> My oh my. Porn the neighbors. Wake the kids. This is an extravaganza you won't want to miss. [laughter] [cheering] >> There you are. You see fame. That's fame. [applause] >> I'll be doing his show real soon. That's [laughter] pretty good. That's flattering when when you start to do impressions of somebody. >> Teeth are happening. Jerry Lewis teeth. I got them happening. Your >> teeth are [laughter] [screaming] [applause] [cheering] the nutty professor. Do you remember when Jerry Conny went [clears throat] [laughter] [applause] >> and for this, >> you know, >> and for this you get the French Legion of Honor. [laughter] >> It's that intellectual humor, guys. >> I like that. >> Yeah. Things are going real well, huh? You're doing I saw that. I see the commercials you do. >> I bought your birthday present. >> What do you mean you bought a friend? >> I did. >> Well, I really did. It's just a little >> David's yours is probably in your dressing room. >> Yeah. Good day. No, I didn't mean I didn't mean it. I just Hey, >> Joe knows what he's doing. He [laughter] This is from Joe Piscopole. This gift. >> You want You want me to open it? >> Yeah, of course. >> Sure. Why not? >> I went all out and get this. >> Okay. This My mother would take this and put it away. Save that for about 12 years and the mold would be eating this. But >> may use that sometime. God, I love unwrapping gifts. >> Hey yo, [cheering] I want to tell you. [applause] Hey, >> boy. I want to tell you. Hey [cheering and applause] yo, that's something. >> Hey, you know that's something I've always wanted from [laughter] Hey, a New Jersey t-shirt. Hey, it's >> that's your home state, isn't it? >> Yeah. You know, it's so funny. I just >> home state, right? [cheering] Jersey. I was just the uh grand marshall. Check this out. Just start the grand marshal for the New York, New Jersey Columbus Day parade. I went down there. It's for >> honor that comes to few people. >> Ran, it's run by the Italian Tribune, which is a newspaper in New York, and a guy named Ace puts the whole thing together. Ace. >> Ace. >> Now, when a guy from New Jersey named Ace calls and asks a favor, you don't say no. >> I just went and it was the best. Got to be the grand.