Jimmy Walker on David Letterman 1980s KCST San Diego

[applause] I don't know. Things are going down. The country is going berserk. Things are happening. I love this. People running for president. What is going on with our president, Ronnie Reagan? This man is having problems. HE'S GOT colon problems. HE'S GOT PROSTRATE PROBLEMS. HE'S HAVING PROBLEMS COMING, GOING. He can't get anything out. He can't get anything in. HE DOESN'T KNOW. I CAN'T REMEMBER. I wasn't there. I can't HEAR YOU. MY NOSE IS GROWING. I don't know. [cheering] [applause] [applause] >> No, it's incredible to me. And people are doing things that's knocking me out. You know who else is running for president? And I'm knocked out about it. Jesse Jackson. >> No applause. >> I know what kind of crowd I'm dealing with now. Jesse Jackson, a black man. [applause] >> That's right. And of all things, this is amazing. Jesse Jackson is in the lead. [applause] That's right. And you know what the slogan is, don't you? Run, Jesse, run. Tucas clan GAVE THAT SLOGAN. RUN, BROTHER, CUZ WE CHASING YOU. IT'S AMAZING. And I I tell you, in a way, I hope Jesse gets elected. In a way, I hope he doesn't get elected because I know that if he gets elected, what's going to happen? There's going to be some kind of scandal. And I can hear the newspapers now. Jesse Jackson, WATERMELON GATE. OH, I get nervous whenever those kind of things go on. I get very upset. Who else is in the news? The band they love. Who loves it? Michael Jackson in the news. >> That's right. Michael Jack, WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT NOSE, BROTHER? I CANNOT HANDLE THAT NOSE. LIKE TWO PIECES OF PEPPER JUST LAYING THERE. BLACK PEPPER JUST LAYING ON HIS NOSE. BLOWING HIS NOSE WITH DENTAL FLOSS. I cannot believe it. He's singing that tune, too. I'M BAD. I'M BAD. I'M SO BAD. HE'S HOLDING ON. I'M BAD. I'M BAD. I'M BAD. HE'S NOT SAYING I'M BAD. HE'S SAYING I'M MAD. WHAT HAPPENED TO MY NOSE? I'M MAD. I'M MAD. WHAT IS GOING ON? And I'm listening to the radio coming in. I was driving in today. I cannot believe the records that are on the airwaves. People are making millions and millions of dollars off these one and two word lyrics. I'm listening to records over and over repeated same lyrics. I listen to the biggest hit record of last year by the boss Bruce Springsteen. Born in the USA. Born in the USA. BOUGHT IT 131 TIMES. >> And some of the best songwriters of the 70s and 80s have written some of the greatest dumb songs of all times. I love this guy wins the Beatles. I love your wings. Paul McCartney, biggest hit record ever. Someone knocking on the door. Someone ringing the bell. Someone do me a favor. OPEN THE DOOR. LET THEM IN. [applause] How many times have we all said that not made a dime on the deal? And this guy, I love this guy who I love this guy cuz a lot of At first I didn't like him, but then I liked him. This guy with the police, what's his name? Sting. I love this guy now cuz they made a record dedicated to the first black astronaut that knocked me out. Y'all heard the record. Sting dedicated first black astronaut. THERE'S A LITTLE BLACK SPOT ON THE SUN TODAY. Thank you. Good night.