Immunization bowl

hello again everyone this is howie babel speaking to you from the immunization bowl with a report on the constant struggle between man and disease this contest features some of the most fearsome and ruthless combatants this reporter has ever observed let's go down to the field now to meet some of them close up first an old-time killer who's making an alarming comeback the dreaded diphtheria ah my name is diphtheria and i can be quite near to you though you settled them here of me i can be the deputy i'll make you sick as you can be and take your breath away from you your only defense is to immunize and if you don't i'll materialize [Music] next the dangerous and mainly misunderstood mumps my name is mumps and i'll put you in the dumps i'll make you swell do you wish you could yell then i'll get you with my side effects until your body is a wreck so unless you realize that you should be immunized i'll also mainly misunderstood to form a dangerous one-two punch is measles here i'll cover you in a rash of fear with itchy red spots from toe to ear anyone can catch me do you hear all over your body i'll spread instead of playing you'll be in bed in the beginning i can easily be caught so get immunized and don't give me a thought another member of this club who was once taken lightly but has shown awesome power his measles cuts oh rubella they call me rubella head you're a german measles that puts you in bed i'm ugly small and scratchy and sore catching me as a big three-day boar i'm dangerous before you're even alive with birth defects you could arrive a vaccine will keep you safe from home if you get immunized there's no need for alarm one of the most catching members of this aggregation is the seldom thought of but extremely dangerous all day and night i'll make you so sick you'll never feel right to other children my disease can spread so get immunized and you'll never dread one of the most prevalent and gritty diseases who always seems to be around anything sharp and dirty is this sneaky disgusting tedness they call me tetanus the terrible my muscle spasms are unbearable i'll get you when you have cuts in your skin with germs from dust and dirt that's how i begin i'll make your head ache make it hard for you to bite if left untreated i'll make all your muscles tight you'll never have to get me that's for sure if you get immunized you'll have the tour the comeback kid on this squad is polio anyone who can remember what this terror was like will be sure to get his shots polio's the name and cripplings my game i was once divorced until the doctors gave me a fall so if you don't want to greet me see me or meet me there's only one way to be certain get immunized and you won't be heartened well there you have it a dangerous and gruesome group to be sure now here they come down to the field there goes diphtheria the mysterious and mumps just got his lungs now measles is squizzy and rubella fella whoops there goes whooping cough and tetanus is on its frantic polio is still up oh but now he's green polio is only well there you have it another victory for immunization the disease gang a dangerous and gruesome group to be sure but the one thing we all have to remember as terrifying as these diseases are you won't have to face any of them if you get immunized this is how he babbles signing off from the ama immunization bowl [Music]