How to have an accident in the home.

who's got the sestos one guess guess who who starts an argument who shows a bit of temper who's never but always right who never dream of starting a fight who gets duck with all the bad luck no one but Donald Duck howdy I'm JJ fate Fall Guy my middle name is Jonah and Jinx is in there too hoodoo fits me like a glove but Fate's my name to you now this is an average neighborhood these are average homes average people live in these homes and here comes an average citizen home from [Music] work safe at home he thinks ah yes be it ever so humble there's no place like home to have an accident do you realize that nearly 5 million people suffered in home accidents last year and everybody blames me dag nabbit just for [Music] example everything happens to me it's F that's what this F listen to him blame me for his carelessness you know accidents just don't happen by themselves they must be carelessly planned in advance so step right up and have an accident the average home is really a complicated piece of Machinery equipped with all modern conveniences for having an accident if you [Music] insist he did [Music] this one is called a throw rug for obvious [Music] reasons accidents happen fast don't they let's just slow the picture down and see how he accomplished it note how easy it is to have an accident just a few carelessly misplaced object objects hold it we missed one let's try that [Music] again and there you have it an awkward attitude by an inattentive accident prone individual well here we go [Music] again [Music] [Applause] [Music] it's hard to believe but Mr duck is really an upstanding average citizen with average intelligence kind considerate jolly and usually very cautious he wouldn't take a chance sitting in an electric chair but look at the chances he takes around his home everyone knows it's stupid to overload electrical equipment frayed cords frazzled nerves SW SW he certainly wouldn't put his head in a lion's mouth but so now he's cooking with gas he's going to burn his [Music] hand a SP cleaning fluid plus stove equals a Sure Fire method for removing spots he wouldn't think of going over Niagara Falls in a barrel but this particular maneuver is called falling down stairs there are many ways of doing this if you aren't careful the bumps of Daisy half twist jelly roll catapult high dive climbing Mount Everest riding a roller coaster now Mr duck doesn't take chances he's just careless oh yes that's one I forgot to [Music] mention I'm going to look that it's safe this is an average neighborhood these are average homes average people live here having average accidents because they don't use average intelligence it's like I said don't blame fate for your carelessness [Music] w