Handkerchief Drill (1949)

my husband is very selfish he won't even use his handkerchief he just coughs and sneezes over everybody what am I to do reason with him try a little persuasion be kind to him if that doesn't work throw a bucket of cold water over him I showed him a handkerchief the other day first he dusted the piano with it then he polished his shoes then he tied up the peirs in the gar what am I to do take a large Pepper Pot sprinkle him freely with it then hold the handkerchief close to his face he'll learn when my husband has a cold he will put his germy handkerchief in with the family wash instead of letting me boil them first what am I to do he's obviously dangerous get him locked [Applause] up