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[Music] this [Music] foreign [Music] so [Music] mm-hmm [Music] do [Music] wow wow [Music] um so [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] buy some coffee will you sure how much do you want six uh cups six coffees and one cherry lime chocolate sauce hey buddy did i get you yeah yeah yeah you got it you want another cup no no energy but what about dostoyevsky dostoevsky huh what do you mean it seems perfectly evident at least from an aristotelian perspective that the man has not one ounce one iota one minute particle of human compaction you know compassion exactly take michigan take ivan he'll take her stomach up all of these people look at him just look at him i'm looking i'm looking and what do you see from a miltonic stance poor helpless fumbling human beings does he show any compassion for them any understanding any consideration well maybe not maybe not maybe now i want your honest answer would you be honest would you invite dostoyevsky to a sit-in demonstration well i suppose enough there you see when i look at these people assuming a dante-esque squat i think how pathetic i think how in need of understanding sympathy but not dostoyevsky you're right you see because he's a loss an inconsiderate loss can't you understand that that's what i've been trying to tell you can't you see it can't you feel it he's a louse you're absolutely right i'm glad you agree i knew i was right come on manny poo time for plan okay are you going to think about me in biology lab every incision well i'll probably going to we'll have to continue this later dick oh certainly i love concepts facts are icky gooey things but concepts concepts are clean and pure [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] 18 cents a day two cents for wear and tear on a pack a dollar forty a week five sixty a month sixty seven twenty a year they're taking from me what would mom say what you do they were bumming all those cigarettes for me she said you know i was smoking what is this a psychic sperm i am rumpelstiltskin on the cool blue east the caves of ice the emerald domes glistening in the golden south but imprisoned beneath beyond device by the evil wizard the towels of martin hall one hundred years he trapped me there the outrage do you know what knows some things people do on that planet but you you peter have broken the cursed spell i am free free your kindness shall not go on the war rumplestrip skin grants you a wish oh i get it you're a fairy the term if you will permit me is fight i wish in the old days it used to be three but that invasion i wish peter you wish for now helen of troy [Music] the queen of the nile [Music] elizabeth [Music] you wish for power [Music] you wish for faith [Music] suppose you wish that bicycle rider would turn into a tree [Music] [Applause] [Music] and that was cruel you mean you can do this all by yourself well i have my confidence [Music] they should prove most helpful to peter remember them uh look uh come now peter surely there must be something some little wish no no peter come here would you like a cigarette yeah no no i'm sick of people bumming cigarettes wouldn't you like to do something to people who borrow cigarettes from you uh nothing cruel nothing cruel revenge peter repent yeah revenge hi just came in to borrow a cigarette oh oh sure dick here you seem pretty casual you think he'll do all right i don't know hey do you think he's going to ask anything about martin luther only in relation to the diet of worms the diet of for sure along are you oh well i'm trying to look at it in terms of centuries it doesn't seem like so much then yeah well i'd better finish up world war ii see ya so ugh [Music] so [Music] hey you're going to be late for breakfast good morning morning morning yes [Music] bacon bed damn good morning not going to go i just thought i'd give myself a little handicap let me give you another [Applause] what happened why didn't you wake me up you don't give a damn about anybody else do you give me a cigarette [Music] not bad not bad [Applause] give me pencil uh i don't have one wow hey you got a pen no [Applause] so your exams please immediately and don't forget to sign down a pledge [Applause] [Applause] what did you do it just wasn't enough time i couldn't think of anything to say on that the pendant the egotistical inconsiderate narrow-minded stupid pompous course rotten vomitatious crud infested after all i've done for him created his papers let him write recommendations for me carried his briefcase to class one half of mine to drop him for honors what i should do if i really wanted to be mean let's go to see the dean i'm pretty good friends with him you know then fix him oh dick how terrible oh life is so cruel i feel so sorry for you i just can't bear it don't worry i have faith in his intelligence just a matter of time until he realizes how stupid and rash he's been look dick if there's anything i can do just tell me thanks ronnie i appreciate that me too dick yes you hope he lets you do your essay over again i mean your blue book i guess i'm just not used to this kind of thing my past record here should show that nothing like that dick wiseman what a crisis yeah [Music] he seems to be taking it all right he's being brave but here here's where that's true he's never had a bad grade in his life it's experience it's terrible to say but he has to learn to feel what failure is that was said he wants me to come over to the office let's see 46 minutes not bad not bad how long yeah well that's great you know that's the great thing about an academic community we may lose our tempers but we're basically intelligent rational people well i better get over there uh dick yeah cigarette thanks [Music] so so [Music] hey oh there you are hey anything wrong for the first time in six years i have serious doubts about becoming a scholar our speaker for this afternoon is the distinguished author and lecturer now chairman of the committee for human welfare and social equality at the university of mississippi dr roscoe ferd b-a-b-s-b-o-m-a c-r-a-p d-d-t l-s-m-f-t it gives me great pleasure to present to you dr ferb distinguished president dean students dean of women dean of men dean of the college dean of the conservatory professors associate professors assistant professors lectures instructors and uh students hello may i say that i consider it a pleasure me and honor to be here on this platform at this podium before this old gus body of the school which in the past history of our glorious country if you will permit me to reflect for a moment has always concerned itself to the very depth near to the very core i say of it being with impact the gurgling trickle of destiny in the various and sundry parts of the cosmos i need not speak of your efforts in the south in the north in the far east the near east the west is southwest the northeast the north by north west to south by southeast no students i have not come to assault you in aphorisms to pepper you with platitudes to persuade you with proposition i have come with one word students faculty mr president the one word to ring out from the battlements one word to be shouted from the mouth head one word to stir the spirit challenge the mind excites the body found the soul one word one word and that word is onward onward for god and country for truth justice and the american way remember the power never started the wheat failed along the way only the storm came through i'm sorry hon marshmallow there you go why don't you find this a nice little table i'll get some coffee okay but hurry two coffees please [Music] sprite hi peter i wonder if i could borrow a cigarette sure [Music] oh uh virginia i'd like to introduce you to my uh uh my cousin kate cascade what's your name a virginian virginia bush gee i haven't seen you around here before are you a freshman no i'm from rio i'm a troubleshooter for the coconut plantation oh really i love coconuts i'll have to make that our secret never know yes of [Music] excuse course how humiliating yeah how could you oh it was easy i just picked up your hand rennie i think i'm going to have to see the doctor what my flu shot is anything wrong no i don't know i thought she was your high school girlfriend gladys no of course not gladys wasn't quite so tall no you're right and her hair was a different color at least yeah it was and her figure wasn't nearly so good oh i don't know of course it's so hard to tell with clothing oh but i know what she closed sure to make the woman poor gladys such a sweet a little slow perhaps but so dear now look virginia were you terribly disappointed when you ran over the cloudy garbage collector sanitation engineer there's no reason to bring gladys's name into our relationship our what relationship our relationship oh you didn't think that you and i that we already i've led you astray i think you see i've always thought of ourselves as friends all right all right when i was so foolish is to think that you and i when i was left to believe that we had well i once gave you something as a token of my love my affection i want it back now yes my emily dickinson sweatshirt that did you give that to me i have to look at my drawers for it would you please see you around yes it's a small campus virginia virginia are you all right [Music] don't sneak up on me that way i'm trained to kill he couldn't help with virginia he's not a man he's a weapon a lethal weapon he's such a man so brutal could you rub my neck here sure better yeah i must say virginia you recovered well i like a woman that can take punishment i get a lot of exercise well i have to go study [Music] he's speaking to me lightness is speaking to me oh peter do you have any cigarettes yeah yeah sure thanks listen monads have no windows what's so funny i don't know i just can't stop laughing monads have no windows no windows [Laughter] i don't think i've ever heard you lie i never do i'm much too intense uh where do i put the ashes oh just uh dunked them out the window [Laughter] young lady why did you open that window i said why did you open that window peter what's wrong with me give me one sure it's ridiculous this is my first big crisis experience this week and i'm cracking up i just don't understand kind of hot window [Laughter] man the sea is calm tonight the tide is full the moon lies fair upon the straits oh yeah on the french coast yemen the light gleams and is gone the cliffs of england stand glimmering and vast out in the tranquil bay man come to that window [Music] um [Music] [Applause] [Music] over there in the village [Music] come to your window me oh [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] oh no thanks the curse applies to everyone no i know you've done a great job so far so far precisely what i wish to confirm to you about peter i dare say we've managed adequate retribution a future academician defrocked a pair of lovebirds will build their final cool your favorite existentialist facing the giggles yeah i take it all satisfied so i suppose i may as well go wait a minute look at them for years now they've taken advantage of me my kind simple nature and i've left them right but now what now listen to this they have glass themed and turn their faces from me and i shall visit iniquities upon them to the third and fourth generation really peter don't you think you've done enough let us not become grumpy little glutton chickening out young man rumplestrip skin does not chicken out it's really a trifle boring you have to think about look i'll do the thinking from now on you handle the details as you wish peter see you soon i dare say i've created a monster hey dick oh hello peter cigarette go on take one oh i see you got your blue book back yeah he said i couldn't wait to read it well after all there are lots of things to do in the world besides becoming a scholar yeah well we can't all be college professors no well there's there's high school teaching there's grade school teaching oh dick you need a break i know a place where we can have a little party advertising insurance politics light light lighthouse keeper light cavalry officer lightweight wrestler light bulb tester look i'm gonna go get some more people i'll see you later night night watchman prowler wine taster alcoholic [Music] [Applause] [Music] ah [Music] all right i think we've seen enough [Music] all right what have you got to say for yourselves just as i thought nothing to say well sir pragmatically speaking you simply cannot ignore the factor of existential argument i'll kick your teeth down your throat this institution has a dignity and an honor and a respect that we try to maintain and if any of you do anything to ruin that dignity or that honor i'll break every bone in your rib cage every bone that's the way i brought up my boy may he rest in peace you're all under disciplinary probation till the end of this year dismissed get out of here before i lose my temper [Applause] wow i'm glad it was in a good mood today so intense hey wait a minute you know who isn't here who peter say that's right peter oh peter hi hi we were just wondering about you yeah we were you're lucky you didn't get caught last night yeah we really got raped over the coals they had a movie of the whole party oh yeah well uh that's just a break stick just great huh they didn't sell these things you know beat it my boy your film you little schooly kill him i want to die pink paint [Music] this is he warriors they united and sacked rome in fall 10 which in those days was considered pretty good time [Music] wow [Music] do [Music] [Music] a whole body of lab you know you grind [Music] thanks dory sanctuary [Music] hello peter how's tricks been is a bad girl today well my boy some days you get the box and some days the box gets you fox well they got me all right look at them they hate me they hate me after all they've done to me at least they used to care enough to take advantage of me come now peter let's not wallow in it if you wish to call off the curse simply say so and everything will be depressingly normal as before you mean over precisely but how allow me to do the thinking you merely do the dirty work well this case is closed cigarette peter go ahead everything will be all right now after all the understanding we gave him all the compassion all the sympathy yeah have you got a cigarette got it no i'm sorry get over here [Music] so [Music] [Applause] [Music] wow [Music] huh [Music] so [Music] so [Music] do [Music] so you