[Ed Wood Commercials, 1949]

Barb, you know it's bad luck to see your bride before the ceremony. I couldn't wait any longer, Babs. I have to give you your wedding surprise. It's fine. Yes, honey. Take a look. Oh, darling. A new car. Just as good as new. It's a beautiful used car. [Music] [Applause] [Music] and now we will sail away and we will be the only ones to know where that fine treasure chest of jewelry is buried. One day we'll come back and dig it up and live like queens. Right, Captain Kitty. That chest is chucked full of the most beautiful jewelry in all the world. Sure hope that store never runs out of that fine stock. [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Get out of the way, Marlin. Go for your gun, Texas. Guess you got me, Alabama. I ain't wearing my shooting irons. Just one thing before you shoot. Will you bury me with my boots on? Okay, Texas. Say, "Where'd you get them boots? That's mighty fine looking footwear." Well, I got these at the best shoe store in town and at a mighty fair price, too. Well, by golly, how about taking me down to that shoe store right now? But what about me? See you later, Molly. Yep. Alabama, you'll get just what you're looking for at this shoe store cuz they've got the best styles in town. [Music] [Music] Why, Larry, you're not even dressed yet. You know we have a very important appointment in exactly 10 minutes. Well, it'll only take me 10 seconds. They don't call me magic man for nothing. I'm now off to visit the best men's store in town. Oh, I've seen you do this a hundred times, but it always frightens me. Oh, where are you? [Music] Here I am. They have quick and dependable service at my men's store. The latest in styles, too. [Music]