DRUNK REAGAN AND FRIENDS

[Music] How long have we been driving? 6 hours. Any sign of the police? We've crossed the border. I may be old-fashioned, but I like to know where we're going. To the real Hotel, Trollheimman. We're practically there. What happens when we get there? We check in. What happens when we check out? We worry about that 3 days from now. Think of it. Three whole days of luxury. Three days as the countest of Montristo. Oh, is that who we're going to be? That's who I'm going to be. And you'll be my maid. Oh, I get all the good parts, don't I? You couldn't be a countest in a maid's uniform. What are we going to use for money? Credit. What are we going to use for credit? A beautiful car, beautiful luggage, a mean coat, and a title. [Music] You don't treat people like human beings. You treat them like machines. You try to keep them running and when one of them stops, you go on to the next one. I'm tired of rest. I'm tired of sleep and moving slowly and lying in the sun. Don't you see what I am? What I want to be? Don't you realize I've never really lived. Neither did I when you came up here. What do you mean? I mean that I love you. [Music] Let's send him back to Ivy in a basket. You do and I ride out of here. They did it to Curly. Who you fighting, Ivy or Burma? Ivy. Then fight him. Get some sense out of that thick little head of yours. That's what they want. We make a wrong move and crews on their side. You won't back up your own men. It's got to be my way. If I have a mind, a fight, nobody has to hold for me. What will it take to give you a mind right now? An awful lot. I won't be rawided into this. I ain't going to draw. They all see my hands. I ain't going to draw. [Music] Suddenly, I'm afraid I'm marrying a stranger, a man I don't know at all. I could leave. I could run away. There's still time. [Music] We haven't seen this one, have we? No. Isn't it complete? Yes. Then don't let Skippy. Why, it's not. It's must be tough and gruesomeness. Come on, Mark. Open up. A man must have some secrets. from here, away from his suspicion and hate and that horrible spying old woman. After that, nothing matters. You can write to your friend and tell him we're coming. A month up there in the cold, white snow, just the two of us. Nothing to be afraid of. No secrecy. Isn't that what you want, darling? [Music] Tell me, why do you love me, Jeffrey? I love you because your name is Juliana and because of a thousand things I cannot name. Listen, you put me on trial, huh? If this thing goes over, you're renewing my contract, right? That's all I want to know. Okay, Max. Hey, Grand View, you good old mathematical miracle. Here we [Music] come. Quote, "If you're really here to sell insurance, Mr. Smith, you do well to and so and so and so and so." Why that? Well, that creates suspicion. Mr. Smith, Grand View is already overcrowded with insurance agents. Most of them starving. Now, a clever man like you, knowing conditions, will stay away. Before you're through, you'll run for mayor of this town. The awful part of it is I'll probably vote for you. What do you call this? Payoffs for gambling and illegal lottery policy. Violation 974, the penal code policy, the numbers racket. I do my business honest and respectable. honest, respectable. Don't you take the nickels and dimes and pennies from people who bet just like every other crook, big or little, in this racket? They call this racket policy because people bet their nickels on numbers instead of paying their weekly insurance premium. That's why policy. That's what it is and that's what it's called. And Tucker wants to make millions. You want to make thousands. And you you do it for $35 a week. But it's all the same. All policy. This is my secretary, my stenographer, my friend Doris Lowry. She's been with me a long time. She's like a daughter to me. And you I wanted to be the lawyer and I could have been the lawyer if I threw you out of the house when our parents died. But no, I worked for you like a fool for you. [Music] What do you want? I I don't want anything. Who are you? Who sent you? Sent who? Me? What are you following me for? Oh, yes, of course. That was all a mistake. Mistake? Yes. You see, I I thought I recognized you. I I thought you were somebody I know. You look exactly like him. The same features, the same bill. Don't give me that, please. There's nobody that looks like me. Believe me, you look exactly like him. Except, of course, for the scar. Scar? Yes. He's got a scar on his right cheek. No, I I mean his left cheek. I I I don't remember. You don't remember? Believe me. Hello, Vic. Wait a minute. I'm not. [Music] Oh my. It's all right. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know what to say. I understand. No, you see, you look just like Dr. Bar. [Music] Where will I find him? He works at the True Value Shop at 15th and Vine. And he actually walked home with you. Go ask him if you don't believe me. I intend to. All right. Now, what's this all about? Dr. Frank Peralta was murdered last night. Murdered. Stabbed to death straight through the heart. [Music] Doctor Terry. Terry, what happened? [Music] When a woman has lived in exciting times and has taken part in great events, it would seem as though those occasions would be what she remembers most vividly. But I don't find that true at all. I of course remember every detail of our first inaugural ball. How I had worked to make it the brilliant affair that it was. There were guests there from all over the world, dignitaries, diplomats, and statesmen. I remember too how nervous I was. Yet there were other times, neither happy nor gay, when the future of our country was at stake. We were at war. The city of Washington was under siege. On the not too distant horizon, we could see cannon fire, and we knew that before very long, the capital would be in the hands of the enemy. The president was with his troops, and we were the last group left in the White House, gathering up the more important documents of state. We remembered the Declaration of Independence. Turn on the lights. Tell them to hold the screen. We're not through yet. What was so funny, Leonora? Nothing. I'm glad you can get a laugh out of me. I just like to know what it was. I wasn't laughing at you, Smith. There wasn't anything in the picture. What was so funny then? I'm sorry. I'm afraid it was something I said. Something about me. No. Something private, then. Perhaps if you watch the picture, Leonor, you wouldn't be so bored. I'm not bored Smith. Thanks to Mr. Gentry, please. Good night, Gentry. Now look, Orig, I think you're making a mouth. I'm no longer interested in what you think. Good night. [Music] This pupil is going to show what can be done. And the lady really connects. This gal doesn't have to worry about her key. So far so good. But suppose you don't listen to teacher. What happens then? Patty shows how a female duffer looks and acts when she drops her bridge hand and tries to tackle golf. We've all seen golfers give it this usually when we're waiting to play through. Patty's going to hit that ball. Yep. She's going to knock off the cover. She'll smack it or else. Watch this. She's giving it up for baseball. Seas like these have no source of clothing except what we can send. Let the idol clothing in your closet go to work to help the needy all over the world. Support the United Clothing Appeal of the Churches in its mission of mercy. Take clothing to your church. You've got the whole wide world in your hands. You, the students of America, ready now to start another year of Frontier Land, bringing you tall tales and true of America's wild frontier days somewhere. And the Red Cross field director is always on the job for the man in the service. He bought a rose before he could afford it. He bought the mansion in Bair. He went the route. 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Yes, me. I shall tear slip shade to [Music] pieces. The blackbird, no match for the cat, will light up on his back and jab and jab, airing out huge hunks of fur in defense of his mate on her nest. Want any help, sir? I'm not bad at skinning a cat. Have you? No. If the blackbird, not particularly illustrious member of the bird family, can fight by himself, I see no reason why I should not be able to. [Music] Also, Angela, I would suggest that you go to bed. I foresee a violent and sanguinary encounter between ship slave and myself with grim and gory results. Not for your eyes. Might disturb you. Won't it disturb your wife? She's with him. Well, since she is, so to speak, the point of the dispute, it is her duty to stay and witness the the dispute. Good night, Angela. Good night, Donald. Thank you again. Good luck, sir. And tear a couple of chunks out for me. Night, honey. Good night, Don. [Music] Take it easy, Professor. [Music] Boy, that rally sure took me back a few years. And so do you, Helen. Oh, Shep, it's too late for that now. Why is it? Johnny, where were you? Why didn't you come to the rally? Oh, you sure missed a big thrill. What is the matter with you? Nothing is the matter with me. Go upstairs. You heard me. Go upstairs. You can't talk to me like that. I am talking to you like that. You are my mate. Go up and lie down in your bed of tender bows while I do this predatory sea lion alone. Now look here. You made her cry and I'm not going to stand for it. What are you going to do besides making this grandstand play for her to hear? Brother, you've really had too much. You are a cat. A cat? I thought you said it was a sea lion. You are a cat? Well, I am a blackbird. So, you're a blackbird. All right, little birdie. Fly away and sober [Music] up. I shall tear out great chunks of your fur. You what? Never leave with your right, Johnny. It leaves you wide open. How can I protect my nest if you in