Dope Is For Dopes

thank you [Music] whoa [Music] ah just what I need a little gum to exercise the old jaw muscles yes sir hope I get a black one last time I got a green one can't stand green ones wait a minute so see this reminds me of the way I was when I was a little kid never had any money matter of fact the first thing I learned at school was that everybody had a bigger allowance than I did you know money would be a lot more fun if it took us as long to spend it as it does to earn it of course there's some dudes who always seem to have money as far as anybody can tell they never earned it at all now you take Franny baits he hadn't been around Fat Albert and the kids too long but he's already got the reputation of being a big spender foreign here's the find of the day guess what I got it it's the greatest the greatest the greatest one a genuine Compass hey dudes what's happening [Applause] [Music] [Applause] uh Hey man dig my new Compass what'd you pick up this time huh [Music] Jeezy old friend he never let you down yet has it licorice whips amen look out that's mine that's mine yeah that's one way to get popular giving things away you got to get it to give it and the question is where's Franny getting it [Music] Franny [Music] Brother come on weird hell let's see the famous screwball you mean dumb Donald yeah I didn't know I was famous that isn't oh he does it though hey you kids which one of you dudes is Franny Bates he is that's him that's brainy Banks right there for any baits uh uh yeah we got something for [Music] you ready open it okay uh wow I wish I had one like that oh hey hey hey who'll give you the wheels Franny who gives me everything my brother Muggles Muggles huh I have a hunch we're going to be hearing more about Frankie's generous brother later why don't you give it don't you want to take the first ride man nah I can ride it anytime everybody gets a turn hey Franny you're cool yeah hey hey this will give me a good chance to test my confidence why don't you get lost with that Compass you can't get lost with the compass I'm on my way hey Bill you know what I bet what happened I wrote a motorbike before that's rabbit of course he did none of us wrote one before Oh foreign [Music] is really okay how do you like my new Wheels Fat Albert the greatest these bikes really hold together man I need my vanilla hey man [Music] yeah easy dudes It's Always A bash when Franny's got the cash thank you ketchup on ice cream yeah the rabbit out of mustard no class too bad Fat Albert's missing all this yeah we're in Spanish Albert anyway she's over talking to my brother Muggles yeah Fat Albert felt so bad about busting up my bike he went over to explain how it happened hey hey I promise I'll work after school and nights and all until I get enough money to pay you back for the motorbike kid I dig your style forget about the motorbike I'll give Franny another one but but isn't there something I can do not wait yeah there's a real favor you do for me you can deliver this to a pale of mine he'd get it himself but he's too sick to come over now I wouldn't trust this to just anybody my friend will pay you and you bring me the money got it the address is on the package and whatever you do don't let anybody see it it's a Priceless merchandise don't worry Mr Muggles old fat album won't let you down man [Music] okay here tell us again it's like I told you Muggles didn't tell me what was in the package he just told me to deliver it and get the money back too I think the kid's telling the truth I do too but let's make sure you still claim you don't know what's in this package uh-huh all right I'll tell you drugs drugs that's right hard narcotics your friend Muggles is a Narcotics Pusher but but I didn't know yeah there's one way you can prove you're on the level you're going to help us NAB Muggles [Music] how could you ever get us in a mesh like this now now it's not his fault he was just trying to do the right thing and he got involved well I don't like the police using my boy to catch a Narcotics Pusher I just don't I promise I go through without in case tomorrow are not worried so am I I'm worried too but we've got to let Albert go ahead with it for any demoncos ever tell you where he gets that money he gives you huh what do you mean I mean don't you know what business your brother is in what [ __ ] he he he's in big business huh yeah with a big office and all that stuff bring you just don't know what he does do you oh I I know what he does uh he takes care of me real good I don't know what uh I do without Muggles [Music] this is live coverage of one of the biggest narcotic raids in the city's history and here's the heroic lad without whose help the police might never have broken the case nice going kid [Music] well looks like Fat Albert's the hero of the hour it's a pretty brave thing he did but don't think that Fat Albert wasn't afraid you take it from me any dude who doesn't know the meaning of the word fear probably doesn't know the meaning of many other words either and there's one word right now that Fat Albert sure knows the meaning of and that word is guilt and if you ask me I don't think he should feel guilty do you my hero power Fat Albert is sure gonna be surprised when he sees all the neat stuff I'm fixing up for him what do you mean your hero pound he's our hero pound too that'll be my musical salute to Fat Albert our greatest hero ever hero holy huh what now wait a minute your old pal Fat Albert is a real thing hey what kind of talk is that Fat Albert put my brother in jail now I won't get nothing you won't get nothing no more pizzas no more ice cream no more motorbikes no more sports stuff no more nothing [Music] hey hey hey Freddy I'm always sorry about your brother but you know pushing dope is bad news it just ain't right I know it makes it rough on you here I want you to have my all-time favorite neat thing I know you're mad at me now but I still want you to be my friend [Music] the gang doesn't want you for a friend neither you don't have a friend in the world Bad Alvin Fat Albert we got something to say to you wait a minute I got something to say to you all I've been trying to do is the right thing and I just keep getting messed up more and more and on top it all I just lost my friend and my favorite compass and I don't want to hear no flock from you dudes or nobody wait Fat Albert you got us all wrong hey man we're on your side yeah right yeah he sure did and you did the right thing and you cash ain't mad at me no no you know Frankie ain't gonna be giving you any more Big Stuff who cares yeah yeah the biggest stuff there is yeah well Fat Albert's big stuff with the gang now but he's not very big stuff with training and we can only hope that in time franie will see that it's no good to help yourself by hurting others and don't pushers like Muggles hurt a lot of people in fact Albert in the gang think we all ought to be more concerned about this drug problem and they're going to do a little song about it right now Hey listen what's that song you guys had for me remember you told me about the dope thing [Music] [Applause] for a dog [Music] and if you mess around with them that kind of medicine if some guy tries to tell you to a real big man you better get up and run away from here just as fast as you can cause you don't need to see that here is [Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music]