Dear Miss Gloria (1946)

thank you [Music] thank you [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] I've got an awful heartache and it's all on account of a girl I hope you can help me my story starts in the top of a Fifth Avenue bus but she seemed to have left her changed purse at home so I offer the player fare she told me she was terribly embarrassed and if I gave her my address she would mail me the dime so I said if she gave me hers I would call for it in person she looked at me as though I were a wolf and I looked at her as though I weren't that night we were in her home sitting on the couch together [Music] now I want to get this Crystal Clear in my mind so I better go back a little um it's clear now I bet she did that deliberately for some reason we had an argument obstinate girl it's something he doesn't like about her that's one for me but she's so nice to make up with that's one for her she said I was the first fellow she ever allowed to put an arm around her that's one for the movies we had no privacy so we went to Coney Island there I took a far ride on the merry-go-round [Applause] the next night I took you to see the ping pong matches I dated her every night in the week hate love Grand I took her here I took her there I took her everywhere we had a lovely time one night we went walking in the park I suggested that we sit on a bench and play a little game a game called just imagine we imagined we were famous lovers in history first we imagined we were Napoleon and Josephine [Music] thank you not tonight Josephine then we imagined we were John Smith and Pocahontas her father the chief was the head man and he was after mine I beg your pardon then we imagined we were Romeo and Juliet but she was afraid to get up here then we then we imagined we were a caveman and a cave woman and I was writing her poetry with my new chisel it was guaranteed even chisels underwater then I suggested that we imagine we are Adam and Eve [Music] and now she won't even talk to me when I call Miss Gloria I don't want to live anymore and unless you can suggest something better I'm going to take gas well my Wintergreen [Music] will the Wintergreen this is Miss Gloria advice to the love law and editor so take care come right over I have something much better for you [Music] much much better foreign [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] we all were at last I found you he's mine come on Wilbur [Music] oh it couldn't be [Music]