Chimp's Vacation

certainly have something to get off my chest see I was caught in a draft and got cold feet when you monkey around in the winter time I've eaten for weeks so don't believe foolishness the doc says I haven't been wearing enough clothes but I have a coat on my tongue and my breath comes in short pants so here's where I get plastered and the only thing that will get that plaster off my chest is plenty of warm sunshine and some coconut milk so we're off to the sunny [Music] sou now the temperature is around 100 not my temperature of course and then I get some vitamins a b c and PE I'm afraid the pet will cause trouble when those vitamins begin to work I feel like a new heavyweight champ instead of a lightwe chimp but I keep on pretending that I'm still sick just waiting for a chance to Monkey around and look for some real food coconut milk that's what I want and this doesn't taste anything like coconuts what ah this is my chance I'm on my way look out and there some all piled up coconuts HH they grow hard down here or somebody's trying to make a chump out of me hey inside open up uh-oh a jail never mind I I don't want to come in this smells like those black coconuts there's some connection anyhow just as IED she thought I was another chimp and she's writing home that she has found my quen brother I'll have to stop that I don't want to be twins just being one chimp keeps a fell plenty busy and that's when she begins to smell a rat all chimps may look alike but after all I have a personality she hides in a trash can and that's what really gives me away because this is an old game we have played many times before [Music] come on out G last one out of the can is trash come on the game's over and you're trash not only that but it's time for something to eat come on now and let's take to the Timber and find some coconuts where the nuts can be found that vitamin medicine she gave me is building up an appetite and I must have food [Music] ah what's this makes a fine soup she says and she wants to stop and play with it all right I suppose I have to forget about lunch for a while come on short legs get on your feet and give me a ride or you'll be in the soap oh so he has to be turned over huh well if we can't play Lea frog we can play Leep ah this is too slow I like action and I'm going to get [Music] it nobody's going to fool me this time they can't put any of those iron coconuts up in the top of this tree or I'm a monkey's uncle boy will I have pep after this Feast ah here we are Look Out Below now for one more nice fat juicy one one watch it down there of course if I had accidentally con somebody on the coconut with one of them that would have made things easier for me but no such luck I just don't seem to get a break ah at last monkey Heaven is just one big coconut with enough coconut milk to swim in because no Chimp on Earth ever had all he [Music] wanted this is one coconut that will never decorate the top of a custard pie or get into a candy bar but it [Music] will now the girlfriend says she has a treat for me so we'll see what's cooking oh the girl's friend's little sister this is something new but a chimp can e anything she can do just let me look on for a while and even I can learn table manace but it seems silly to drink the hard way well here's for a try but nothing happens that proves it silly the more a chimp sees of people the more certain he is that it's better to be a chimp than a Chum tastes like that vitamin stuff again to drink out of a glass Bottoms Up and Down the Hatch now look at here gly I like your company and this is a fast moving chair but I'm not getting anywhere fast you're a little too quiet for me I'm beginning to want some action can't spend a vacation like a [Music] sh so it's time for me to leave you I'll be seeing you nobody home these queer cages that people live in have all kinds of nice things to play with here's something the girlfriend likes more than she does me I'll fix it can you imagine loving a thing like that huh go to sleep you dope oh so you won't talk [Music] huh now here's something really nice I think I'll look into this and find out what makes it so nice and soft oh feathers they're nice and soft but they tickle especially when they get into your nose a little more of this and I'll look like I ought to be able to lay an egg must have taken the feathers off a whole flock of geese to make this [Music] pillow oh well one day it's coconuts next day it's feathers this is what I call getting the bird that's not all I'm going to get when they find out oh well it's a soft life after all and I'm a [Music] softy ah they would have to show up I hope they get the vacuum cleaner that's just what I need to make my day perfect watch what I do with it the girls think the vacuum cleaner will quickly gather up all the feathers but watch what it does with the switch and River V well we sure have had fun anyway and it all goes to show that fun is like trouble if you look for it you'll find it and some times fun and trouble both who says Fine feathers don't make fine Birds I'll leave it to you well a vacation certainly puts a chimp in five feather