Chevrolet Leader News (Vol. 2, No. 2) (1936)

[Applause] yes my darling daughter you may hang your clothes on a hickory limb but don't go near the water and look what's up front it's getting to a point where you can't tell whether these bathing girls are really having a good time or just looking for more publicity anyway here's one way to make four figures look like a million up in the Cumberland mountains of Old Kentucky there's a little village the only way to reach the village is to turn off the main Highway several miles away and cut down up through and across Hills valleys Cliffs and streams when the inhabitants of the village thought that it ought to have a name they decided to hold a contest and contestants find the going Mighty tough a car has to make its own roads and build its own Bridges or else swim across struggle struggle toil and no no trouble but plenty of mud rocks and bumps the ruts get rougher and deeper and it takes a steady hand on the wheel as a matter of fact to get anywhere in this contest a Fell's got to have everything under control and then just to throw the rest of them off his Trail this driver takes to the water an Old Creek bed doesn't make a very good road but it's a good shortcut when you're in a hurry up in these yah mountains a road is still called a road even if it's just an old pile of rocks anyway they can't come much rougher than this at last he reaches the village congratulations are in order and the village is named after the [Music] winner the sport of wrestling Finds Its way into the Everglades Tommy Clark veteran of the ring is touring the local Countryside and carrying his opponent with him said opponent is riding comfortably in the back seat whether you can see him or not he's there let me at [Laughter] him his professional name is punch drunk Percy no not because he'd make a good handbag however they just call him Ally for short come on Ally show a little pet or there won't be any Herring for breakfast good gracious Ali you want to see a dentist your 84th by cusped there on the left side's in terrible shape now stick out your tongue and say ah and now how about about for the customers H it looks like this may be just a up that's fine Ally just like the big time great stuff you sound like a champion don't criticize him folks he's doing his best what more could you expect for a couple Herring a day and poor Ally bout after bout he goes round and round and always comes out on the bottom and now after that stiff workout Tommy takes Ally out in the gentle breezes for his [Music] hering bank robbers and gangsters take notice the riding shooting Miami police are practicing their shooting on the Run what's this a duel pistols at 20 Paces boys well good luck just when a policeman begins to think he's a dead shot on two feet they transfer him to the mounted Squad and he has to start all over hit and run drivers will have to watch out for these run and hit drivers they used to shoot from the hip now they shoot from the [Applause] [Music] knees after winter comes spring and along with spring comes every Skipper with his boat a little varnish a little elbow grease and she's ready for the spring launching it's a long Portage from dry duck to a far away Lake in the mountains but it doesn't seem to worry this Skipper shiver my timers says he but this is no time for shivering bommy breezes are blowing over the bay Tire down tight and let's get underway all ship shap the lady that was known as Lou takes off on a long dry cruise into the mountains there's nothing like a private little Lake miles from nowhere fishing swimming and everything else that's fun in the good old summertime and if there's a road that goes there it's easy enough to to take the boat along of course a few assistants come in handy when it's time to unload but it's no trouble at all with a gang like this a vast a Hoy and clear the docks boys let her down easy and we'll all go out to [Music] launch in many cities throughout the country the newest thing for Downtown parking is this automatic collector of external Revenue the 5cent parking machine machine and it's usually a welcome sight to motorists for who wouldn't gladly Fork over a nickel when he's in a hurry of course no nickel no Parky and that's no fooling well girls I was save in this but if we must we must a Twist of the wrist and up goes the green flag where it will stay for 30 minutes no more no less don't forget girls 30 minutes or else uh-oh here's the or else uniform and all the little clock in the steeple has evidently ticked away the 30 minutes after which down came the little green flag the only way to get ahead of this Watchdog is to get back every half hour and feed the kitty too late Miss Parker the little green flag has fallen to half mask so sorry girls but you can't beat the parking watch [Music] Doomer stop the music boys the show is about to begin and what a show what a show you might be all wet but not socially when you get a front row seat at this Florida water Carnival anything and everything can and does happen in an open air swimming pool in this corner ladies and gentlemen we have battling Burpo together with a stooge just a couple of matadors having a raft of fun how ducky when you float the mat on a nice soft pool like this it saves where and tear on the ringside seats and it keeps the fight a lot cleaner too he's up he's down no he's still up Man Overboard every good wrestler knows how and when to take a dive and just to make sure somebody greased the pole you don't have to be a wrestler to know how but it helps look out my my isn't there a pair of flat feet in the crowd must be a bit [Music] slippery