Cell Wars (1987)

[Music] [Applause] Not so long ago in a body not so far [Applause] away. Germs. Germs, wake up. There's a strange creature. It's lurking near us. Listen, we got to do something. We We are to invade it body and and make it really sick. What do you say, Germs? Andy, can you wear your hat? No, I won't. Cut that out, you brat. I'm going to tell dad you're selfish. I don't care who you tell. I just don't want to get your filthy germs all over my hat. You're the one who has filthy germs. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hey, come here, you little brat. Oh, gee, I'm sorry. Are you all right? I'll be okay. Just get me something to wash it off. I don't want it to get infected. Ooh, you no good. Lazy germs. Come on. Up and at him. Let's march to the knees. Come on. Up. What are you waiting for? Help. I wonder what it would be like to be as small as a blood cell. I wonder what it would be like to be Wa. So So this is the bloodstream. Oh. Oh, that tickles. March. Faster, germs. Up. 2 3 4. Up. 2 3 4. Up. 2 3. Hurry it up. Whips. Come on. Let's go. Wa wa. Andy. We haven't much time. Who are you? Oh, I'm Francancy. Don't be frightened. You're in for an adventure. in a cell? Why yes, I'm going to show you how to fight germs before they have a chance to infect your sister's body. You see, when your sister hurt her knee, the lymphocy cell you're in multiplied into an army of killer lymphosytes in order to fight the invading germs. Stop. Come on. You're slowing us down. I want to beat up on some cell tissue. But I remember what hurt me last time. You told us a germ, right? No, it was an antibbody. So, what do you think? I make a pretty good-look antibbody, don't I? Not bad. Uh, turn turn around. Oh, not bad at all. But let me see you shape yourself like an antibbody. Oh, no, no, no. Remember the Y [Music] [Applause] shape. That's it. Now you look like a real antibbody. I guess antibodies do look like wise. I just never realized how many could be produced by one lymphosy. Remember kid, keep your guard up, swim through the blood quick, and give them all you got. I'm a tough germ, sir. Always ready for the punch. We viruses believe in direct combat. What we like to do is hang out in cells and destroy cell tissue directly. [Laughter] I'd like to tell Macho Virus to relax while Miz bacteria shows you a less tiring way of destroying the cells. Bacteria don't attack cell tissue directly. What we do is divide in order to increase our meager supply of germs. We destroy our enemy's cells by secretreting poison. Isn't that clever? Fat bacteria don't have to touch the enemy like viruses do. We just poison the cells and spread all over the body. I am the princess of poison, the duchess of disease, the baroness of bacteria. Are you ready, Andy? Yes. Good. Because I'm the princess of fagasites, ready to assist you, rather than wrestling with germs like antibodies do, I'd much rather have a germ for dinner. And I especially enjoy eating bacteria. Okay, antibbody. Now it's your turn to prepare for battle. Thanks. Now, do you remember what I told you? Yes, coach. What's that? Um, when a germ enters my cell, I'll somehow recognize it. Why is that in? Um, because of all the millions of germs that might attack the body. I was made to fight one germ and one germ only. That's right. Lymphosytes make each antibbody able to recognize one specific type of germ only. And I'm ready for him. Come on, germs. I'll show you. Come on, you dirty germs. How dare you? You can germs can do it. Andy, go. Come on, Andy. Where are you? Where is [Music] home? Better my way. I have some infecting to [Music] do. Oh no, Andy, you've got to wrestle. Antibodies make germs inactive by attaching to them like wrestlers. Oh, that's it. Oh, come on, Andy. Come on. Come on. Wow, that's better. It's amazing how antibodies and germs can interconnect so perfectly. Oh, but we antibodies are getting tired. We need your help. Here I am. Fagasite to the rescue. As soon as I finish eating these germs, I go on a diet. [Applause] [Music] Wow. We won. We won. We beat the church. We beat the church. We beat the church. We won. We won. Much better. [Music] Just look at you. You give germs a bad name. Of all the millions of killer germs in the world, I had to be captain of the nerd germs. Oh, you're all failures. You're disgrace to germology. You make me ill. Get out of my sight. Get out. Wow, what a journey. I wonder if Dorene will believe where I've been all this time. [Music] Hey sis, thanks a lot for keeping me waiting so long. Oh, I'm sorry, but I can explain everything. I was in there fighting your germs. I told you before, you're the only one who has filthy germs. Yeah, you may be right. [Music] You come [Music] [Music] on. And so as one battle ends, another begins in the neverending saga of Cell Wars. Germs have invaded bodies for thousands of years and will continue for thousands more. Fortunately, killer lymphosytes will produce antibbody they can to fight germs. Antibodies like to wrestle with germs, especially viruses. [Music] Unfortunately, antibbody cannot easily fend off Miss Bacteria who spreads her poison with alarming speed. 51. I knew we could do it. I knew we could do it. But luckily, the princess of fagasites comes to the rescue and eats the bacteria germs. And so, once again, health is restored to the [Music] body. Hey, [Music] [Music] hey, hey. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music]