CBC "Holiday Ranch" March 3/56 (16mm)

Come on and join the party. It's just begun. You'll hear some songs and stories, both old and new. We spread the welcome mat itself for you. We spread the welcome mat itself for you. Hey, mama don't allow no clarinet playing in here. Mama don't allow no clarinet playing in here. Well, I don't care what mama don't allow. I'm going to play my clarinet anyhow. Mama don't allow no mama clarinet playing in here. Oh, yeah. Yeah, go. Hey, Ronald. Mama don't allow no piano playing in here. Mama don't allow no piano playing in here. Well, even though you were of Liberace's fame, mama still would put you in the hall of shame. Mama don't allow no piano playing in here. Go on now, Ronald. Piano playing. Go on now, Eugene. Well, this boy's with it today. Oh, yeah. Hey, Duke. Mama don't allow no slap bass playing in here. Why, yes, sir. Mama don't allow no slap bass playing in here. Yes, detective. Now, my mama said that it's a sin to slap a pawn a bass violin. Mama don't allow no slap bass PLAYING IN HERE. MAMA, DON'T ALLOW no trumpet playing in here. Mama, don't allow no trumpet playing in here. Now, all the girls say that I'm shy. Yeah, but we know that you're quite a guy. Mama, don't allow no trumpet playing in here. Hey, Johnny. Go down there. Hey, how about that? Go. Johnny, go. Hey, Mama, don't allow no banjo playing in here. Yeah, boy. Mama, don't allow no banjo playing in here. Oh, no, Johnny. Go down there. Mama, don't allow no banjo playing in here. Hey, Billy. Mama, don't allow no fiddle playing in here. Go, Billy. Mama, don't allow no fiddle playing in here. Well, how about a jig or reel? Yeah, Billy, I know just how you feel. But, Mama, don't allow no fiddle playing in here. Let's go. Go, Billy. Mama, don't allow nothing done in here. Well, well, well, nothing done here. Mama, don't allow nothing done in here. Well, if nothing's not allowed then Well, if nothing's what Mama don't allow, we'll do nothing anyway. Oh, Mama, don't allow nothing done in here. Mama, don't allow nothing done here. So long, fellas. Well, that was a short show. Uh, no, nothing. Wait. Hey, fellas, wait a minute. Hey, wait a minute. Take it easy. It's only a song. It's a joke. I mean, nothing. Don't come back. Come back. Come back. The music, our good friends and neighbors are waiting. know Mama was a square. Oh, Monique. Well, you noticed uh when we come off the top here, we had our little visitor from last week back with us again. Our gal Norma's still on the absent list and uh we persuaded Monique's mom and dad to stay over with her here in Haverhill Holiday Ranch for a week or two and uh we're mighty happy to have her. You enjoyed that the song, Monique? Yes, sir. Got a crazy, isn't it? Well, Dapper Don McFarm has got a real going thing. Do you like the uh guitar? Yes, sir. Fine. Well, Dapper's got a real good one and tonight especially Dapper Don McFarm, he's playing a song that's another Dapper Don McFarm, although it isn't Dapper Don McFarm. He's going to listen to this. So, Dapper, you're all set. Let her go. Hillbilly Stomp. Away we go. All right, that's my boy. Here now, Dapper. Man, he's going now, I tell you. Sure nice to see you guys. Gee, the Highlights. Well, you know something fellas, you're just in time to join me in a song. How about it? We got an old Western tune called Quicksilver. Ralph, do me an introduction. You know this one? Your heart is hard to hold as quicksilver You know it all right. when you kiss and run away. Yes, yours is hard to hold as quick quicksilver when you kiss and run away. I dream you're mine and then as quick as quick quicksilver all my dreams all lead astray. I keep chasing you still I'm facing you and embracing you with all your charms then you slip through my fingers just like quick quicksilver right into someone else's arms. Well fellas, yours is hard to hold yours is hard to hold as quicksilver when you kiss when you kiss and run away. I dream you're mine and then I dream you're mine as quicksilver all my dreams all my dreams all lead astray. I keep chasing chasing you still I'm facing facing you and embracing you with all your charms with all your charms then you slip through my fingers just like quick quick silver right into right into someone else's arms. Right into right into someone else's arms. Quicksilver. Yes. I like that. Well, thanks a lot Highlights, which brings to mind. Say, are you making a Dutch meal? Sure am. Say, let's see what's in the bag. Celery, carrots, corn, tomatoes. What's that? You've got to get busy right now if you're going to have vegetable soup for supper. Please put those vegetables away and relax. You can make the best vegetable soup you ever tasted in just 5 minutes with a tin of delicious Aylmer vegetable soup. Aylmer vegetable gives you the fresh, natural goodness of tender green peas, crisp sweet carrots, golden corn, juicy red tomatoes, and seven other choice vegetables all simmered in fine hearty beef stock. Yes, Aylmer vegetable soup gives your family all the full flavor of garden fresh vegetables and the wholesome nourishment, too. Ask your grocer for the big thrifty 20 oz tin of Aylmer vegetable soup, one of 18 delicious Aylmer varieties made by Canada's own soup experts. Try them all. You'll see that every Aylmer variety is mighty good soup. Well, look here now. Did you make our tomato? Sure did. Well, you know, back where I come from, she's a man's soup, by golly. Let's bring her down now. Here we go. Here we go. Yahoo! Yahoo! Mighty nice, I say. Mighty nice. I see everybody. Well, Monique, if you're going to be around Holiday Ranch for a couple of three weeks, better do a little dancing, eh? Away we go. That's a lot of fun, Monique. Yeah. Thanks very much, guests of the square. That's terrific. Well, see you too too winded to sing for us now? Yes, sir. Oh, you're not too winded, are you? Mhm. You are? I can't confuse you better than Monique. But we've been going over some songs with Monique and we found one that I think is pretty nice song on the hit parade and everything. Would you like to do Band of Gold for us? Yes, sir. Fine, thank you. Make your way right over there. Make yourself comfortable. Band of Gold. Well, let's see now. Monique, would you come back for a minute, please? You know, uh we talked about the Band of Gold and I said, "Monique, would you sing Band of Gold?" You said, "Yes, sir." Could you sing say "Yes, Cliff?" Yes, sir. Could you say "Yes, Cliff?" Yes, Cliff. Fine, thank you very much. Now, 16-year-old girl starts saying "Yes, sir." We've got another surprise in store for you tonight, friends. Shy guy Donny Johnson, right here. Come on down here, Donny. Now, you've been asking for this one, friends, and here he is. Donny's going to sing a song for you. Yeah, you're going to sing a song, remember? By myself? Sure, all by yourself. Here's Donny with a real special department with the trumpet introduction and a vocal chorus of I Can't Get Started With You. Donny, you ready? I've flown around the world in a plane. Say it, Donny. Only for you. I've driven Jaguars just to raise Cain. And the North Pole I have charted. Oh, no. Yet still I can't get started with you. What else happened? On the golf course Yeah. I'm under par. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Metro-Goldwyn has asked me to star. Never mind, Danny. Go out that door. Well, you know, he really didn't get a chance to sleep now. He really didn't get started there. I bet you had Sinatra worried for a while. Well, Danny, let's have that wonderful trumpet interpretation of And the Angels Sing. Go. Go. Go, now. Hey! Well, Danny. You know, tell me uh that song you're singing, how did that go the first part of that song? Give me the Give me the opening of that song. How does it go? I've flown around the world He's gone. Poor Ralph. How about a little of that fellow pie out of Mr. Ralph Fraser, all righty? You don't have to be a champion pie baker to make a delicious pie like this. All you have to do is follow the directions on the label of Elmer pitted red cherries for pies. We've started one to show you how simple it is. Yes, we followed the directions and mixed all the ingredients as you see. We're just filling the pie shells with the cherry pie filling. Now, here are some completed pies we've made with different top crusts. And you'll find that using Elmer pitted red cherries for pies will give you tangy, juicy cherry pies every time. And to keep your family desserts exciting, try pumpkin pie with Elmer pumpkin. You get smooth, spicy pumpkin pies with Elmer pumpkin. Get Elmer pumpkin and Elmer pitted red cherries for pies. Oh, jeez. I think I'll go over to Brian and Shavitz tonight. We're going to get some Chinese food or something. Wonder if I can get to see Lorraine. Money in this too. You should know that about me. I'm not sure, but I don't know. Call me back. Oh, I did. Go, go, go, go, go. This is an easy fight. You know, Monica, I was just wondering, whatever happened to the old song? Whatever happened to the old song? Ooh, look at there, ain't she pretty? Ooh, look at there, she's a beauty. Look at her hair, look at her curls, look at her teeth, look at her pearls. Ooh, look at there, ain't she pretty? She looks like a beautiful wax doll. And you are bound to fall. I like her dress, I like her the hose, I like her the hat, I like her the bows. Ooh, look at there, ain't she pretty? Got a crush on her legs and arms, she seems to know just what to do when she throws that smile at you. Baby, Florine is the sweetest chick, doesn't ever miss a trick. Knowing her is such a kick. Baby, you should see my girlfriend Rose, has the cutest turned up nose. She's all class from head to toes. Let's talk about Helen with those flashing eyes, has a smile to hypnotize. She sends me to paradise. Baby, we have seen your kind everywhere, and oh man, we've had our share. But these dolls just can't compare with you. Ooh, look at here, look at there, she's so nice, and she's so pretty. Look at her, look at there, she's so cute, and she's so beauty. Look at the hair, look at the curls, look at the teeth, look at the pearls. She's so pretty. We want you all to know she's so sweet, she looks just like a beautiful wax doll. Listen, mister guys, you're bound to fall. I like her shoes, I like her clothes, I like her style, I like her pose. Take a look, ain't she pretty? That's great. The highlights, ooh, look at her, ain't she pretty? You fellas record that song? No, not that one, yet, but Well, you recorded another one Uh, love me or leave me, didn't I tell you? Yeah, you said record that one, yes. Well, speaking of records, these came for you today. Oh, yes, our own Holiday Ranch records. We got a couple of my favorites here, the hillbilly song, the theme song, That's my favorite, I like that one, very good. Are these available in the stores? Uh, yes, they are. These records and the song books are available coast to coast in all your music dealer and record bars. Hey boss, what about this inspirational number here, church by the side of the road? Well, that's one of the inspirational songs we recorded, and we're going to do it right now as our thought for tomorrow. We appreciate you fellas to join in. How about Well, here's our thought for tomorrow, church by the side of the road. Through the midst of years, I can't seem to see the church of my childhood days, and its memory sweet. so with joy replete, shall live in my heart always. Then on memory's page I can see again the church by the side of the road. And wherever I roam, it is guiding me home, the church by the side of the road. And the old, old songs that we used to sing, I'm singing them o'er and o'er. They give strength and cheer when the clouds draw near and lead to the other shore. Then on memory's page I can see again the church by the side of the road. And wherever I roam, it is guiding me home, the church by the side of the road. The church by the of the road. And there you have our thought for tomorrow. Church by the side of the road. Well, we're really ready to rip her down now. So, if you're all set, kids, come on, let's go. Well, you know, we got real good reasons for those who don't swing their partners tonight, friends and neighbors, because tonight we're spreading out the welcome mat for our brand new partner in Holiday Ranch. Nabisco Shredded Wheat. Yes, sir. From now on, the makers of Nabisco Shredded Wheat are going to be riding right along with the Elmer folks on our weekly fun and songs here. And we sure for your breakfast in the morning, Mr. McKay? Oh, thank you very much. Yes, this boy believes in hearty breakfast. Yeah, I'll say so. Well, there's one thing about this program, we certainly won't starve. Well, thanks a lot. Thanks a lot, Hayward. And now, and now, gang, what do we have for breakfast at Holiday Ranch? NABISCO SHREDDED WHEAT. YES, SIR, friends and neighbors, and if it's good, wholesome nourishment you're looking for, well, you'll sure find it inside of every box of Nabisco Shredded Wheat. And besides, it costs you less than other ready-to-eat breakfast cereal. I'd like all you good neighbors to try Nabisco Shredded Wheat real soon. OKAY, KIDS, LET'S RIP HER DOWN. AWAY WE GO. THAT'S RIGHT, WE'RE REALLY going tonight, I want to tell you. And we'll be back next week. Of course, with our new sponsor, Nabisco, along with Elmer. Well, that kind of winds things up here this Saturday night, friends and neighbors. Sure nice seeing you, and we hope you'll come and be here again next week, same time. Say hello. And uh in the meantime, wherever you are, remember tomorrow is Sunday. Say, Manic, where's Elmer? Well, well, indeed. Uh You know, I think we've lost Elmer. Will you hold that just a minute? Yeah, sure we have. Thank you very much. What happened? What's that for? That's the chord I missed in the first song. Hey, uh Manic, where's Elmer? Well, friends, here's sunshine.