Captivating and curious mixture of forgotten movie previews

Barry Gordon, John Voit, played Edund Jr. [music] of it. [music] >> Out of it. Rated M. >> Get rid of her. Choke her. I don't care what you do with her. >> Oh my god. Instead, >> I'm not going to go. You never heard of Martha and Ray? See the honeymoon killers, THEN TRY TO FORGET. RAISE IT ON. Black Beauty, the world's most beloved horse. From the pages of Ansu's immortal classic, the book that captivated the hearts of the world, comes this simple, compelling story of a great horse and a lovable girl. Come travel with these four adventurous boys as they explore the past in an exciting expedition that takes them 300 million years back through the ages in their journey to the beginning of time. George Plimpmpton pitched to the Allstars, boxed with the champs, and had [music] the gall to think he could play professional football. The paper lion is about to get cranked. >> When you hang a man, you better look at him. >> No. Clint Eastwood. They shot him. They even hanged him, but they couldn't kill him. Clint Eastwood. [music] Hang him high. Suggested for mature audiences. >> Peter Sers invites you to the party. [music] down deep. There's a little bit of the scalp hunter in all of us and a lot of it [music] in the scalp hunters. Bert Lancaster, Shelley Winters, Telly Savales, Aussie [music] Davis, the Scalp Hunters. [screaming] >> Help me. >> HELP ME. OW. >> Jane Fonda, [music] Michael Sarasin, Susanna York. They shoot horses, don't they? Rated M. Are you for control conformity? Shape up, dog. >> Or for love, freedom, doing your own thing? Commit yourself. But before you do, see Dick Van Djk and Angie Dickinson [music] in some kind of a nut. Rated M. Down with law, down with virtue, up with Dave. John Houston's sinful David. >> [music] >> Good grief. It's Ringo Star in candy. [music] Good grief, it's Walder Matau in candy. >> [music] >> Good grief. It's Richard Burton in [music] candy. We ought to be put in an institution. Marriage. We're not in love. We just make love and damn little of that. >> Mary Wilson has [music] everything a married woman wants except the happy ending. Rated GP. Alan Font, his first candid camera feature film. What do you say to a naked [music] lady? >> Is this the third floor? >> Uh, yeah. >> You don't have to expose every part of the body. >> What do you say to [music] a naked lady? >> Rated X. >> Patent. A salute to a rebel. A strange combination of fire and ice. George C. Scott as General Patton. Carl Malden as General Bradley. >> I will be proud to lead you wonderful guys into battle anytime, anywhere. >> Patton, rated GP. Skioo starring Jackie Gleason, Carol Channing, Frankie Aberon, Fred Clark, Michael Constantin, Frank Gin, John Philip Law, Peter Lawford, Burgess Meredith, George Raft, Caesar Romero, Mickey Rooney, and Groucho Marks playing guard. It's wild. But don't take my word for it because I made it. See for yourself. See Scoo. I saw a wonderful movie the other night. It's called Scadoo by Ado Preer. Uh, I think this movie is going to turn on the country. It's uh not odorless, colorless, and tasteless. Matter of fact, it's technicolor, but it makes you feel good. And uh we all want more of that. I saw one of the best movies I've ever seen in my life the other night. It's called Scadoo by Auto Priminger. It's a straight 90minute uh LSD commercial. Uh, I only wish it was made five years ago. Uh, I wouldn't have got kicked out of Harvard for uh, turning on prisoners and uh, ministers. I saw a very funny movie the other night. It's called Scadoo by Auto Priminger. Uh, it's about uh, a bunch of young kids who start turning on the older generation. It's really far out. I think this movie is going to turn on the country. Uh, we want that to happen, don't we? We're totally and gorgeously immoral. For safety's sake, we ought to be put in an institution. Marriage. My husband loves me. Why don't we sneak away, find a sleazy motel, act suspicious, get false names, and do it in a [music] sin. >> Not a sin if you're married. >> What a man loves most of all is his damn automobile. He can always trade it in for a new mo. [music] >> Most married men would rather switch than fight. Oh, we married. You never stop talking. Now you talk only to clients. >> Zombies [music] killing time till we can go home and kill more time. What's he done? Kill somebody? Rob a bank? What? Sorry is about the sorryest word ever said in a marriage. >> We're not in love. We just make love and damn little of that. >> Mary Wilson has everything a married [music] woman wants except the happy ending. Rated GP. [music] Alan Font his first candid camera feature film. [music] What do you say to a naked lady? [music] >> You are completely nude in the doorway. >> Oh, >> completely. >> Excuse me. Is Mr. Price's office on this floor? >> What do [music] you say to a naked lady? >> You don't have to expose every part of the body. >> Do you just say [music] hello? >> I've been watching Canet Camera for a long time and I've never seen nothing like this on Canon camera. Never. Is this the third floor? >> Uh, yeah. >> What do you say to a naked [music] lady? >> I was sort of thinking that you should really ban this movie to anybody over 17 because I think if a parent comes and sees this movie, it's going to get THEM A BIT NERVOUS. >> What do you say to a [music] naked lady? Rated X. In 1910, Ben Harvey quit school [music] and went to Chicago to get an education. [music] >> Oh, I see. It's like a boarding house. Gaye [music] Gay. The story of the people he met. >> Morning. >> Uh, my name is Ben Harvey. I'm uh with >> the sights he saw, the things he experienced. [music] >> Don't you know anything about my kind [music] woman >> and the lessons he learned? >> A GOOD SEX MANIAC SELLS NEWSPAPERS. YES, SIR. >> The Mirish Production Company presents a Norman Jewish film. [music] Gayy Gayy starring Bo Bridges, Brian Keith, George Kennedy, Hume Cronin, [music] Molita Mccuri, Gayy Gayy Great, mature audiences. Introducing two cops only a mother could love. [music] Meet Coffin Ed Johnson and Gravedigger Jones. Two cops who take charge when an $87,000 bail of cotton comes to Harlem. >> Any cotton around here lately? A bail of cotton? Sure. Where is it now? >> Down south. [music] Cotton was king. >> Cotton comes to Harlem. It's cops and robbers [music] with a shade OF DIFFERENCE. >> DID YOU turn Japanese? >> Godfrey Cambridge [music] is Gravedigger Jones. Raymond St. Jock is coffin Ed Johnson. Calvin Lockheart. One thing for sure, it ain't drugstore cotton. >> This is genuine Mississippi [music] cotton. >> They're big, they're cool, they're beautiful. >> Don't you know come to Harlem? >> Cotton comes to Harlem. Rated R. >> Hi there. My name is Sammy Davis Jr. FROM A WIMP. YOU HOLD IT HERE. THE GESTENCE then you're wet again. >> Here's another fine mess you got us into. Oh, is he going to get his NOW MAKE YOU holler [music] one more time? >> When I feel itching out. [screaming] >> SALT and pepper. That's a name. >> Never before were they together again for the second time. >> What? What? >> I MEAN, HUH? >> WHAT? Won't you join our school not? >> Well, suppose I say to you that we will meet later home down the line. WE'LL SLAMIZE OUR WATCHES. >> If you like Sammy Davis Jr. and Peter Loford as Salt and Pepper, see them one more time in One More Time directed by Jerry Lewis, rated GP. Conventional warfare is the story of armies. Underground is the story of defeated men who fight a different kind of war. Sabotage, ambush, then disappear into the shadows into the underground. Major Joseph Dawson, architect of the mission, engineer, demolition expert, professional killer, paranoid schizophrenic, a psychopath on a suicidal mission to capture a German general. >> In exactly 4 days, Striker shall be relieved of his command. He will travel to Berlin by train. He will board his train. Here is madness. Underground. An exciting place to visit, but you wouldn't want to die there. Rated GP. [screaming] Sabata. Sabata. The man with gunside eyes comes to kill. [music] A rifle [music] that never misses. A pistol that shoots two ways. And [music] a look that means you're dead before you draw. The man and the gun are one called Sabata. [screaming] >> Sabata, rated GP. Pussycat. [music] Pussycat. I love you. The story of a man, >> A MAN >> and a woman and a woman and a woman. Pussycat. Pussycat. [music] I love you. The story of Fred C. Dos who said, "I never met a woman I didn't >> like." Fred >> C. dogs. >> A man torn between his wife, his mistress, his girlfriend, his maid, his secretary, his secretary's niece, and a love crazed gorilla named Milton. >> I love you. [music] >> Ian McShane, Anna Calder, Marshall, John Gavin, Severn Darden as Dr. Farquire, [music] Joyce Van Patton as his wife. Pussycat, Pussycat, I love you. [music] Rated GP. [music] >> [music] [music] >> You don't have distress. [music] >> Oh, damn it. Just shut up. >> You can't have it. Both ladies, the woman and the church. >> Don't ask me to tell you what to do. The church loves you. >> If you want a guarantee, go out and buy a Mickey Mouse watch. >> If you love the church, obey its rules. Gregory >> Gregory Greg Gregory >> Robert Forester. Lauren Hutton. Pieces of dreams. The story of a [music] man who was a priest. A priest who was a man. Rated GP. >> [music] >> I want those guns. >> Cannon for Cordova, starring George Peepard. We're all equals except [music] for me being a little more equal. >> If you're caught, [music] you'll be shot. And I want Cordova. I want him alive. You icy son of a cannon for Cordova, rated GB. Your name is Ron Catelan, a real pro. >> You're the top of the heat. >> King of the hill. >> Number one. When you're number one, everybody wants a piece of the action. lie, cheat, grab, steal, anything to stay on top. [music] Cuz when you're number one, there's nowhere to go but down. >> Honey, [music] you're 40. The >> party's over. >> You're through. >> Get out. >> Charlton H is number one. This picture has been rated M. If Ned Kelly were alive today, he'd probably be MC Jagger. >> If you kill one, you're a murderer. If you kill a hundred, you're a hero. >> They told him it was over and his song was damn well sung. They told him Wild Australia didn't have to change. And [music] he better watch his temper. And he better mind his tongue for the next time that he walked inside those gates he'd surely hang. Speak boldly, [music] cried his father, from the grave in which he lay. Speak boldly, cried his conscience to death, and it must be paid. MC Jagger as Ned Kelly. If Ned Kelly were alive today, they'd have to kill him all over again. Rated GP. >> Hitler sent London the V2s special delivery and the English returned the favor with the Mosquito Squad. down there. They're hatching their new bird. We want you to chuck a bomb in there. In there? >> Do you know what the Nazis have moved into Shyoff? Airmen. Mosquito pilots. THEY'RE MAKING YOU INTO MURDERERS. >> The Mosquito Squadron conceived a desperate plan. Bounce a bomb into Hitler's V2 factory. Hit the tunnel. Miss the prisoners of war. >> Hang on to YOUR LOST PUPPY. HANG on to your breath as the mosquito Squad takes the biggest bite out of excitement you've ever seen. This picture has been rated G. When an easygoing gent and a virtuous lady >> guess I want to take my clothes off. >> Help a wholesome young man. What could possibly go wrong? >> Somebody better get the sheriff. >> Can that was him. Young Billy Young. >> Young Billy Young. A wholesome young man did the right thing. Always at the wrong time. >> Well, you had no call to name out like that. >> You got a thick skull. Better I put a dent in it than the next one comes along and blows it clear off. Let me see you walk out that front door. Go on, walk. >> Young Billy Young better grow up or get gunned down. STARRING Robert Mitchum, Angie Dickinson. Co-starring Robert Walker, David Ked, Young Billy Young. This picture has been rated G. Black Beauty, the world's most beloved horse in the world's most [music] widely read story with Mona Freeman as Anne. From the pages of Ansu's immortal classic, the book that captivated the hearts of the world, comes this simple, compelling story of a great horse and a lovable girl. [music] [bell] [music] >> [bell] >> I [music] only knew where he was. I only knew he was alive. >> Picture [music] you [music] go. Okay. In 1910, Ben Harvey went to Chicago to meet the people, see the sights, [music] and trade his innocence for a big piece of the world. Gay Gay, rated M. to three Japanese code words signaling the incredible attack on Pearl Harbor from 20th Century Fox. The most spectacular film ever made. Toara, rated G. Meet [music] Coff and Ed Johnson and Gravedigger Jones. Two cops who take charge when an $87,000 bail of cotton comes to Harlem. Godfrey Cambridge's Gravedigger Jones. Raymond St. Jock is coffin Ed Johnson. [music] Calvin Lockheart. They're big. They're cool. They're beautiful. Cotton comes to Harlem. Rated R. >> Hi there. My name IS SAMMY DAVIS JR. HERE ARE THE HERE ARE THE >> CHINA AND EUROPE IT AGAIN. >> What fun? >> Salt and pepper. That's a name. >> Never before were they together again for the second [music] time. >> What? >> I mean her. >> Sammy Davis Jr. and Peter Laughford in One More Time. Directed by Jerry Lewis. Rated GP. Conventional warfare is the story of armies. Underground is the story of men like Major Joseph Dawson. Demolition expert, professional killer, paranoid schizophrenic, [music] a psychopath on a mission to capture a German general. Underground, an exciting [music] place to visit, but you wouldn't want to die there. Rated GP. >> [music] >> The batter. The man [music] with gunside eyes comes to kill. The man and the gun are one called rated GP. Pussycat. Pussycat. [music] I love you. THE STORY OF A MAN, >> A MAN >> and a woman and a woman [music] and a woman. Pussycat. Pussycat. I love you. Rated GP. [music] You can't have it both ways. woman and the church. >> Don't ask me to tell you what to do. >> The church loves you. >> If you want a guarantee, go out and buy a Mickey Mouse watch. >> If you love the church, obey its rules. >> Gregory. >> Gregory. >> Gregory. >> Pieces of dreams. The story of a man who [music] was a priest. A priest who was a man. Rated GP. >> [music] >> I want those guns. George Peard. [music] CANNON FOR CORDOVA. >> Cannon for Cordova. Rated GP. LIE. GET OUT. >> CHEAT. GRAB. STEAL. Charlton H is number one. >> MC Jagger as Ned Kelly. >> If you kill one, you're a murderer. If you kill a hundred, you're a hero. >> I killed the police in a fair standup fight. So if I'd have been defenseless, they would have shot me down LIKE A DOG. MC JAGGER AS Ned Kelly, rated GP. Hitler made England his dart board for the deadly V2s. [music] To return the favor, the English sent the Mosquito Squadron. They take the biggest fight out of excitement you've ever seen. When an easygoing gent and a virtuous lady >> guess I'm going to take my clothes off. >> Help a wholesome young man. What could possibly go wrong? Young belly young better learn fast or die young. >> All right. There'll be eight of them. Four jewelers, three guards, and the men from the insurance. >> Time magazine calls this the world's [music] most impossible robbery. Only one family could pull it off. The Sicilian Clan, rated GP, down with love. Down with virtue, up with Dave. John Houston's Sinful David. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang has marvelous characters. [music] Dick Van Dyke, Calianne House, Ry Jeff. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. This picture has been rated G. Steve Reeves. That Hercules man. His revenge produced a MASSACRE on a long ride from hell.