AV Geeks 16mm Lunch 11-22-2024

e hello everybody this is Skip Alzheimer welcome to the avgeeks lunchtime streaming show where we watch old 16 m films and uh so today uh it's Friday um so yeah let's watch some 16 mimer films uh this uh next film is uh a sid Davis film and this uh Strays from the traditional uh dangerous stranger and uh is talking about bicycle safety enjoy let's see if uh there's any spinning ahead head lines of any kids uh injured or killed in a bicycle accident that seems to be his Mo but uh we'll see enjoy [Music] what does the pilot of a helicopter the motorcycle rider and the bicycle Rider have in common well the answer is quite simple they have two main responsibilities first they must make certain that their machines are in perfect mechanical condition at all times [Music] the bicycle is about 150 years old today its ancestor the hobby horse was propelled by kicking the ground with both feet let's see what are some of the things that you can do to keep your bicycle in good repair adjust the saddle correctly and [Music] tighten position the handlebars to fit your size and make sure that the stem is far enough down in the fork for safety and is tightened securely replace worn handlebar grips and cement them on firmly loose grips may cause you to take a nose dive be sure that your horn or Bell works properly and that it can be heard for at least 100 ft if you do any riding at night your bicycle must have a white headlight visible at least 500 ft ahead in the dark and a red reflector in the rear which should always be kept clean red reflector tape is also an added safety measure mechanical failure can cause serious accidents a weak Link in the chain may cause a bad spill one of the most important things to check is your brake whether it is a handbrake or a coaster brake always make sure it is properly adjusted good pedals are important for control over your bicycle lubricate and tighten pedal bearings in spindle and replace worn Treads which may cause your foot to slip off the pedal in an emergency your chain is your power transmission keep it clean by washing it with kerosene oil the L frequently and keep it at the right tension not too tight just enough to keep it from jumping off the sprockets a slipping chain can easily cause injury to the rider be sure all the spokes of the wheels are tight and replace broken ones at once missing or loose spokes can cause damage to the rim and be dangerous check to see that your wheels are properly lined up between the forks so that the tires and rims do not rub always keep your tires inflated with the correct air pressure and see that they are not worn Beyond safety remember a well-kept bicycle is a safe bicycle the second thing common to the motorcycle rider and the bicycle Rider is that they should know the safety rules and traffic laws that must be followed before riding on the [Music] streets police officers go to school to learn how to ride their motorcycles just like the police officers learn to be expert motorcycle riders in a special training area so should you learn to ride your bicycle in a safe spot away from traffic after you have learned the bicycle rules when you begin to ride your bicycle ride slowly until you become used to it and your muscles are limbered up to be a good Rider it is important that you know the correct riding position [Music] with the pedal in its down position your leg should be slightly bent when the ball of your foot is placed on the Treads that is the right way to pedal and it makes riding your bike easier and safer be sure to Pedal evenly rhythm is what counts you should lean slightly forward when you grip the handle bars keep your shoulders steady and don't wobble and keep your knees in parallel to the frame [Music] before you ride your bicycle learn the traffic laws and regulations and know how to obey them at all times in general the rules for the bike rider are the same as for the motorist in the same way that the motorist must give arm signals for turning so must the bicycle Rider all arm signals are given with the left arm for right turn the arm is bent pointing straight up a left turn must be made with Extreme Caution always watching for traffic give your arm signal well in advance for a left turn the arm is held straight out from the shoulder remember always to drive with both hands on the handlebars except when you are giving your arm signal if it is necessary for you to ride in heavy traffic and you wish to make a left turn at a busy intersection stop get off your bike and wait for a new green light [Music] look to the left to the right and to the rear before walking your bicycle across the street and wait there to cross to the left side again with the green light the proper arm signal for slowing down or stopping is the left arm pointed down always stop when you see this sign when you ride on the street with friends stay in single file keep to the right and avoid riding on the sidewalk stay a safe following distance behind all vehicles the expert bike rider doesn't speed show off or hitch rides ride alone on your bike carrying other Riders can be dangerous give pedestrians the right away that is both safe and courteous and yield to automobiles crossing your path [Music] when you carry books help with the shopping or run errands use a luggage rack or a carrying basket for packages making sure to place them in such a way that they do not obstruct your view or make riding difficult when you come out of an alley or private driveway onto the street always slow down and stop completely before going on if there are cars parked on the street on which you are riding always watch for car doors being suddenly opened or automobiles pulling out into traffic sometimes the road presents special hazards and you must ride extra carefully when the street is wet for example it may be slippery and unless you are cautious you may go into a skid cross street car tracks with caution and at an angle so as not to catch your wheels in the ruts this is where the police department keeps the bicycles that are lost but there's an easy way for you to keep your bicycle from ending up here should it ever be lost or stolen in most cities you can license and register your bicycle just like the licensing of an automobile any police officer will tell you how a li Li is cheap insurance and it helps the police to find and return lost and stolen bicycles if you can't license your bicycle in your city take down the frame serial number of your bike and keep it in a safe place and when you leave your bicycle parked anywhere be sure you have a lock on [Music] it always Park your bicycle in a safe place never leave it in a driveway or you may not be able to enjoy your bicycle for long the good bike rider is easy to recognize he makes sure his bicycle is always in perfect mechanical condition he learns how to ride and knows all the bicycle rout rules and traffic laws before riding on the streets he rides on the right side of the street and doesn't speed stunt or take foolish chances he shows Extra Care and traffic especially at busy intersections he is considerate of pedestrians and he always locks his bicycle keep in mind what you have learned here with the motorcycle officer about bicycling try to reflect credit upon your yourself your parents your school and your community remember the bicycle Rider of today is the automobile driver of [Music] tomorrow I it seems to me that if someone stole your bike all they had to do is take the license off like that's you know the serial number on the frame is is probably a better indicator but yeah I don't know anyways uh so uh sometimes on Fridays well sometimes whenever we uh watch uh real of commercials and so this reel it comes from the prelinger archive we recently rediscovered it uh so was a variety of commercials from the ' 50s they're in black and white um some great jingles in there but also in there is a uh um kinoscope of the Edwin show Edwin uh you might remember him uh he uh did a lot of cartoon voices but he also was uh in Mary Poppins in that um sequence uh love to laugh he has a very distinctive voice I can't even mimic it but it's uh it's great and I think he was Keenan win's dad um who was a Disney actor and was also uh Sergeant bat guano in Doctor Strange Love but uh Keenan win this is a TV show and it's going to have some guests that you're going to recognize um it's kind of exciting so here we go here's a bunch of classic and the whole thing is sponsored by Camel cigarettes so there is an inordinate uh reference to uh cigarettes in this uh Edwin show so here we go enjoy values are high and the prices are low no that's why at Robert Hall you save on family clthes CL hi kids hi kids let's all sing the kid song if you want shoes with lots of Pep get kids kids kids or bounce and zoom in every step kids kids kids You'll Be A Champion with style hit that ball a half a mile they're tough they last a long long while kids kids kids there's a pair of smart youngsters hi kids hi kid say why do you kids wear kids so I can run faster and jump farther so I can win more often right always look for the label big and blue kids kids kids that spells out us kids for you kids kids kids shof arches sure are the right support for growing feet so be a champion athlete kids kids kids product of United States rubber see these two portable radios well watch this let her go Betsy sorry friend you old style Portables have to go but look at our new RCA Victor portable radio came through without a chip here's the world's first and only portable radio in the non-breakable impact case so rugged it's the only radio case with a 5-year guarantee against chipping cracking or breaking in normal use of course a tube might jar loose but that's easily fixed the important thing is RCA Victor's non-breakable impact case means no chipping no cracking no braking and hear that tone it's RCA Victor's great golden throat sound see the world's only Portables with a non-breakable impact case as low as 2795 at your RCA Victor [Applause] dealers can a watch survive the Niagara Falls test attach to this heavily weighted ball can this watch take the full impact of the rocks and Rapids it's going over watch it down into that raging torrent buffeted and jolted by the force of that terrific current and here it is still ticking away the world's greatest watch value I'm Lyle van I'm a newscaster and I covered this Niagara Fall Story this is the watch the 17 jeel bll of a Clipper handsome rugged in the charm and color of natural gold winds automatically with just the slightest motion of your wrist it's anti-magnetic and features this handsome expansion band now the bull of a Clipper is yours to try for two entire weeks before you pay 1 cent yours on the easiest of terms complete price from only $49.50 right now something never before attempted on television an amazing test of automatic washers right here in our studio here's Betty Fess with the trial of the washers yes tonight you're going to see a trial of four of America's leading automatic washers including the westing house laundromat to see just how well they wash and rinse your clothes these four ladies are four leading Club women from the New York State and New York City Federation of women's clubs and they're here to represent you to make sure that each machine gets an absolutely Fair trial they are in no way connected with Westinghouse its dealers or its advertising agency they are Mrs Olan Grandam Mrs Kenneth Strayer Mrs Donald nags and Mrs Arthur Kramer Now ladies would you each check the inside of your washer to make sure it's completely clean and then next you'll find beside you six white bath towels two cups of dirty sand and some detergent now if you would load those towels into the machine and as you do shake each one out to make sure that it's clean of course the ladies can see and you can't that three of these machines are the automatic Center Post agitator type of washers now they're all brand new models and they're all so well known that in all fairness we've masked them off of course the fourth is the new westing house laundromat with the revolving agitator uh towels all in ladies good now would you toss in those two cups of dirty sand and that will represent the heavy dirt that you find in so many of your clothes and then toss in the detergent after that and then if you'll be good enough to close the washers and when they're all closed if you'll start them all going all going fine now would you please all stand right by your washer until the full cycle is completed and that way you and you too will be able to see exactly how well each washer gets that dirty sand out of the towel watch for the outcome at the end of the next ACT and now back to our dramatic test of the washers in our live television studio and the verdict earlier in the show you saw the beginning of a trial of three Center post agitator automatic washers and the new westing house revolving agitator washer well now each of these machines has finished its wash and rinse cycle and our four Club women from the New York State and New York City Federation of women's clubs are ready to unload them so why don't we go see let's start with uh Mrs strer Mrs strer would you open your machine and take out some of the towels and open them up so we can have a good look at them right there ooh W great now as you all saw each of these machines was loaded with six towels two cups of dirty sand and some detergent kind of a mess wouldn't you say Mrs strer Betty these towels are just covered with sand they really are the bottom of the tub is full of sand look at that I don't think you'd like your wash to come out like that would you Mrs Str I should say not I wouldn't either now let's check our second agitator washer Mrs nag would you do the same thing would would you take your towels out and open them up so we can have a look at them they're dirtier than Mrs stayers they are not a bit clean are they they just look terrible I don't think we need to check the bottom of your machine for sand because I think it's all safely lodged in the towels don't you all over everything now why don't we have a look at our third centerpost agitator machine Mrs Kramer let's see if you did any better would you take your towels out please one at a time and let's see how they look oh oh look at all that sand and that towel that is not attractive is it I should say not and there's still sand in that too how about look at that yes that seems even worse how about the bottom of your machine is there any loose down there I think oh definitely certainly is all that well now I have a suggestion why don't we all go and take a look at the towels that are coming out of the westing house laundromat now you ladies have all seen with your very own eyes just how much sand each of these Center Post agitator machines left in the towels Mrs gram let's have a look at your towels may we oh look at that oh look at how beautiful and clean beautiful and another one just as clean isn't that wonderful each one there's not a grain of sand isn't that wonderful look at that I must say I'm very impressed myself they all they all look simply wonderful well now Mrs Grantham I have a clean cloth here I wonder if you would just wipe out the inside of the laundromat oh one more look at that not a trace of s well now ladies you've all watched this test we've all seen it right from beginning to end together and you know it was completely fair and impartial and I think I can see that you're pretty impressed with our laundr man very much so I want to thank each of you so much for coming with us tonight thank you good night good night and as for you ladies at home if you're in the market for an automatic washer I'd like to suggest that you go to your westing house dealer and ask him to let you see this dramatic sand test yourself I'm sure you all agree that the new westing house laundromat with the revolving agitator will wash and rinse your clothes much better than old-fashioned Center poost agitator washers and for the best in laundry equipment or any Appliance remember you can be sure if it's westing [Applause] house this is the coffee pot at work listen to it perk look at the coffee as it gets darker and stronger smell the honest coffee smell ah smell it but will this cup of coffee taste as good as it smells you bet it will because it's Maxwell House the coffee that tastes as good as it smells every time Maxwell House Coffee tastes as good as it smells every time if you like to look at good coffee listen to good coffee smell good coffee and taste good Coffee brew Maxwell House the coffee that tast tastes as good as it smells every time Maxwell House is good to the last drop it tastes as good as it smells every time Maxwell House uh ladies and gentlemen uh this commercial is going to use subliminal sublim subliminal advertising that means you will never see or hear the name of the product oh it'll be there in the screen all right but the naked eye cannot detect it this way you sit back relax relax and enjoy me as I tell you this rather funny story it seems that these three men decided to take a [Music] trip the second guy goes back to the dry cleaner say boy opens The Little Door goes [Music] so the third guy says yeah but you better bring back the hangers once a little old lady named Laura Scutter had a thing about potato chips she hated chips that sounded like now I ask you who likes chips that sound like so Laura Scutter decided to make her own a crisp noisy potato chip she went potato shopping until she found the perfect potato chip potato M solid she researched 197 vegetable oils until she found the purest and found the best salt then she put them all together with her secret recipe to make them crisp and crunchy and put them in a special package to keep them that way and this was the result [Applause] [Applause] when it comes to crack a jack some kids never grow [Applause] up this is the sound of a human heart it will beat 72 times in this minute every beat can be a painful throb if you have a headache this pain remedy is bufferin the one doctors recommend by name more often than any other leading brand take two bufferin and every beat can mean your heart is pumping bufferin pain reliever through your bloodstream why such speed because bufferin is the modern drug for pain it is special anti acids that activate the pain reliever by speeding it into your bloodstream straight to the pain these anti- acids also help soothe an over acid stomach a common companion to headache this message will last 60 seconds 72 heartbeats if you had taken bufferin at its start bufferin could already be getting into your bloodstream next time pain throbs upsets you take two bufferin a fast one it's worth it [Music] [Applause] some time ago the Volkswagen people went to see one of Italy's most famous automobile designers [Music] [Applause] they gave him this assignment what changes would you recommend in the design of the Volkswagen he studied it and studied it then he said make the rear window larger that's all solo that's all we did starting with the 58 a Volkswagen is never changed to make it look different only to make it work [Applause] better you're high above California's Mojave Desert you're watching the end of an unusual test of superhell gasoline a mileage test that began more than 3 m back each of those 10 cars started with exactly the same volume of gasoline the five dark cars got gasoline we Blended just like superhell but without one of its nine working ingredients without platform a super Shell's mileage booster the five white cars got exactly the same amount of superhell with platform a the engines are as identical as engines can be the cars started together accelerated to 50 and have held that speed ever since the cars have traveled over 4 miles now look one dark car is out of fuel so are the other dark cars every car without platform a is run out of fuel and is slowing to a stop every car on Su shell with platform 8 is getting extra mileage platform 8 is one of super Shell's nine working ingredients to make your car work better stop at this clean white pump for good mileage super shell [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] let hurt put you in the driver's s let hurs take you anywhere at all this vacation really lets yourself go go Hertz class with a new Chevrolet or other fine car you you'll see things you've never seen before do things you've never done before Herz lets you change the pace completely go where you want when you want if you wish take up to 20 months to pay with the new Herz revolving credit plan so why hold yourself back you get a rest while Herz does the rest just let HS put you in the driver's SE today [Music] [Applause] [Music] the dfus fund is a mutual investment Fund in which the management hopes to make your money grow and takes what it considers sensible risks in that direction ask your securities dealer for a free prospectus [Music] I [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] for camels from Hollywood Camel cigarettes present Ed win and Ed's guests The Three Stooges and Helen [Music] Forest oh the show is going to be Sly ridiculous tonight [Music] hello Ed the show is about to [Music] begin thank thank you you know the way I figured if they can send flowers by wire why not people you know [Music] tonight tonight's show will keep you on pins and needles if you'll actually not be on pins and needles I mean you will at least be stuck with the show anyhow you save stamps yes I save stamps well I'm safe F that kid is a juvenal delinquent why should have to delink all over me I don't know that his father was an an adult delinquent that's what he was that's why the kid is the junal his father once took my father's gate right in from the front yard and my father wouldn't tell his kid's father that he took my father's gate and when I asked my father why he didn't tell the kid's father about taking my father's gate my father said he was afraid that the kid's father would take offense [Applause] me just liit the phone the telephone Hello Ed this is the front office some of our CBS network executives are coming down to inspect your studio well they can't do that I'm doing a show they can't come well these Executives will be here from New York for only a few days and you must treat them with the greatest respect how do you like that executive all the time executive to me an executive you know what an EXE cutive is to me an executive is a man who gets $50,000 a year has a a beautiful office you can see how excited I'm getting over this but that's what he gets 50,000 years I start to say had the beautiful office couple of secretaries but no job exec I don't look at this here Co carpet for executive look at that I never got that at theight and here come the CBS executive mus look that I know this is an extravagant waste of money here boy take this rug and beat it that's no way for a vice president to talk oh he what is this whole thing anyhow we are the CBS Brain Trust this is our vice president in charge of soap opers oh the Vice President in charge of soap poet how do you do this is our vice president in charge of cutting cost well certainly I'll cut the cost right away there it is right there give me that all right I'm button your coat stupid all right [Music] gentlemen the vicissitudes of one's circumstances in these surroundings makes it n impossible to State one's feelings which entitles you to additional chastisement prepare for the double Zinger the double Zinger no thank you didn't put your fingers out like that now hold your arms out that way on your mark get set go [Applause] I've had enough of this an executive it's got to stuff I'm trying to do a show well we're going to make a few little changes around here there'll be no changes I'm going to do the show myself and I'm going to start it right now with a camel movie well after the camel movie we're going to make some changes there will be [Applause] [Music] no and see how a cigarette be oh Dan he's used to lying understand wild but when it comes to smokes he likes his cigarett smile he says smoke camels and you will see they soile camel suit you to a [Music] te cigarette [Music] be this is my suit especially for picking oranges Naval Naval orang we had such fro this past winter have no idea what it did to this Citrus [Music] [Applause] CR look at that so cold frozen orange juuk but look at this beautiful scenery isn't it gorgeous look look at the pond the wishing Pond the scenery the trees the bird bath lots of people have thought of a bird bath before but I'm the first one to think of this you know this I think is so wonderful see is that cute now this is really I'll tell you what this whole scene is for it is really to welcome my beautiful and lovely guest Helen Forest would you play some lovely music for the lovely Helen father [Music] if that's Helen forth television is in way shape than I thought it [Music] was we're going to make some changes around here yeah we're got to make some changes around here quiet wait a [Applause] minute you got to stop this you got to stop the whole thing you're ruining my show please we're trying to help you I don't need any help I can ruin my show myself I don't let me alone when you you can't do a television show with that pond here it's very unsanitary yeah it breeds fish I didn't say anything well now you see that should teach you a lesson they making an executive out of me now this is we got to get rid of that fishing pond no boys boys stop stop boys that is not a fishing pun that is a wishing pun wishing fishing smishing has got to go wait a minute I'm going to make a [Music] wish oh Helen farest this is just what I wish for Helen farest I'm so glad you finally got here these boys are driving me crazy well who are they well they claim that they're top breath from New York you know what top breath is they make uh pipes for under sinks in the kitchen what is this what is this this is a television camera take one just a minute the television camera col I want you to see this instrument this is the instrument that takes a picture of my face and it sends it out all over the country and millions of people sitting in front of their sets looking at me you know see and it gives them a chance to say uh who's who's that of course these things we have to see if that settle photograph wait a minute boys wait a minute this is my show I will look at it how's the scene Ed well I can't tell I'm looking at an old hon Cassidy picture here you can't take get over that boy hoppy gets him every time look at those treat we'll have to do away with them that he that's the way scene I ever saw that's the worst saw I ever seen stop Boop wait I'll be back to you in just a minute stop it stop it boy hey wait his stuff stuff boys boys this is a wishing Pond such executive this is the wishing pun shall we all make a wish [Music] all right wait wait a minute it's too small a pond for all our wishes just let me wish alone wait I get a little coin here I wish I made a wish now I throw a coin in the pond just what I wish for that was the whole thing that's exactly what I wish and now h now Helen I would like to ask you Helen what are you going to do for us well I'm going to do a torch song and well I thought you would I love these kind of jokes you know but you really can sing in front of this pizza muslin this was bought of a fire sale by CBS this thing here you know you going to sing a Tor song I'll tell you what you should do to be in the perfect setting you should have a Speak Easy scene you see now we'll have would you open the Cadence please look at that look at that oh wonderful television you know they had this seen me since 1928 or 29 this is a speaky thing oh that's beautiful now you sing in front of that oh that's beautiful Ed but uh what are you going to do while I sing Oh I'll think of something it's uh yeah what are you you want it's okay Joey he's a friend of mine okay thank you very [Music] much most people get their wish as time goes by but I guess i' been cheated the dream that I have waited for has never come [Music] true the dream of just one simple thing I love to [Music] do I wish that I could shy like my sister Kate to me like the jelly oh on a big blue place my mother wanted to know today why all the boys are looking at Katie that way all the fellas in the neighborhood know that chicken shimmy and it's understood I know I'm but I'll be of the date when I learn to do the shiming like my sister Kate took my sister Kate to see a birdless show thought she'd learned a lot of things she didn't know watching for two minutes flat she yell I can sh mine much better than that so she stands right up just is big as life sh till his fell wants to leave his way oh how I where can I learn to share me like my sister Kate Mak B oh sh me like like my sister K window share me like my sister K Arthur yesim my [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] and Now ladies and gentlemen I'm going to do some advertising for my sponsor Camel cigarettes I really do not have to mention Camel cigarettes I don't even have to mention the word camels I don't have to mention my sponsor I don't have to but the unemployment agencies are jammed but instead of telling you how wonderful camel dala I'm going to show you absolutely show you that four people people out of five actually ask for camels and the fifth one ask for matches I've been working on this here for about 3 days this is my display I just oh yes yes Miss do you have any Camel cigarettes here Camel cigarettes I look Camel cigarette you wish your pack please yeah good nice pack I've been waiting you on this this display for 3 days now there you are thank you oh that's perfectly all right I'll finish the display you now oh yes yes I'd like a package of those delicious mil Camel cigarettes see yeah unquestionably she's being paid by the sponsor Camel cigarette yes here's some Camel I've been working on this display 3 days thank you very much well that's perfectly all right I'll finish the display now oh For Heaven's Sake yes Miss I like a package of Camel cigarettes please camel yes oh there's some up there I've been working on this display 3 days you know it's to go up two more High you see there you are Miss thank you you're welcome oh um you better make that two packaging you mean you want another package of camels yes please you just thought of that you made it up you [Applause] [Music] fell there you are man thank you perfectly all right got to finish the display it Bill Bill froley My Goodness Me Bill my goodness vill I must admit that you have me absolutely I'm I'm so surprised you know at seeing you here why why well I don't know I'm just uh I don't I thought that you were to be on my show next week when I have Joey Brown also and and Iona Mai that's what and I'm surprised to see you here tonight yes I know that Ed I'm very happy about it thank you well I just happened to be in the neighborhood and I thought I'd drop in for a pack of camels Camel cigarette yes you have camels well I'll look one pack of Camel cigarette one pack won't catch me again on that no no no no h i want a pack out of this carton pardon me this carton you want a pack out of that carton that's right that c he probably will not be on the sh next week thought of this I don't know 3 days I've been waking on this Come On Son don't lighter come on not loitering I'm Different come on come on there you are Bill uh thank you but I want the whole carton one of those one of this carton you want this carton here that carton there do you mind I've been working 3 days on this thing here hurrying up son when you're hurrying up [Music] there you are Bill thank you Ed thank you very much see you next week bill you bet you will yeah good night good night and be funny iose I suppose that you folks thought that all of those Camel cigarettes were going to fall down you know didn't you really cuz I did too this is a disgrace you call that advertising you've been at it 3 days where's that cotton of camels what cotton get another cotton of camels get another cotton yourself me uh do you have a fountain pen oh a fountain pen yes sir I do yes thank you yes have a block why is gu H do you have a fountain pen well yes here's one thank you oh [Music] oh you know something that this has got to stop because you're driving me crazy I've got to get rid of these Executives I've got to find a way to get please bring that on I got to I've got to get rid of this bring it on F would you please I get rid of them I must get rid of me would you take this please for me Lenny thank you very much see these are the three Executives you've seen their initials for years that's C and that's B and that's F CB I youve seen them all over I'll get rid of them Mr C you want it on the phone here oh thank you it's all right hello hello Mr B you want it on the telephone please than you it's all right hello hello hello hello hello hello Mr you wanted on the telephone here thank you thank you hello hello hello hello hello I will get rid of them ladies and gentlemen now that I've got rid of the executiv for the entire evening I'd like to show you an invention of you know so many people have been writing in for me to help them actually help them I mean in things in Affairs at home for instance so many people go to bed without taining out the light having forgotten it they're in bed they have to get out of bed get up and T off the light get back in bed probably Catch Co or something see for that reason I want to show you my invention this does the way with getting up out of bed if youve forgotten to pin out the line it's a rock now if your aim is good you never have to get out of bed take this up out of my own head that's and Now ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen so often have you heard me describe plays and dramas different things tonight we're going to play a great drama it's truly wonderful I mean the first scene is so interesting where this fellow leaning over the bar you know and and and and the man comes up to him you'll see that and he says to him he says what's the reason for all this terrible condition you're in and he says I just ordered 22 drinks and the guy said why did you order 22 drinks and the fell said course there's a sign over the bar which says no one saved under 21 only some of the jokes that you will hear are even worse then that open the kence for the drama he is my leading man she is what he's leading up to this stage is Absol again these guys again get busy and clean this stage up yes pardon me get the work say here stop it stop all this Bo stop it stop it stop it stop I don't need any accent stop it take up the scenery I don't need any scenery take everything I don't need anything I got to get rid of these Executives they're absolutely driving me crazy I've got to get rid of them that's a sandbag that's dangerous you know that that that could kill someone may I be forgiven for the thought which is running right through my oh gentlemen yes I mean now that you hear from the eat and all uh would you do something for my audience would you sing [Music] Oh boys here wait look boys look see just stand here stand right around the ink well here just just like that now wait a minute now you don't have to Dr it out would you play something executive music please tunip and I red when you me was heav bless me what a blessing [Music] no lips were sweet and lip when you wore a two lip and I wore a big I her in in an Kentucky Town the moon was shining down don't dance out of this position Bo sing like [Music] that no you made like when you call me de was down the blue rest your lipet and [Music] I inin upon your you Ro R you are you I a b when you me [Music] [Music] make the cam 30-day mildness test and you'll know how mild a cigarette can be camel are so mild that in a recent test of hundreds of people who smoked only camels for 30 days noted Throat Specialists making weekly examinations reported not one single case of throat irritation due to smoking camels but test camels yourself in your T-Zone see if you don't agree that camels are the mildest best tasting cigarettes you ever smoked every week in the year the camel people send gift cigarettes to servicemen's and veterans hospitals this week camels go to veterans hospitals Coatsville Pennsylvania and Oklahoma City Oklahoma United States Army Oliver General Hospital Augusta Georgia and the United States Naval Hospital Charleston South Carolina the camel people have now sent more than 190 million free camels to service men service women and veterans [Music] what it's a story about me it's in the Radio Mirror it's written by uh a uh Mrs Edwin probably a relative you know Str by the way I want to thank the three stes for playing the part of CBS executive and any resemblance to the stoes and the real executive is uh definitely [Music] [Applause] malicious Ed win is brought to you over these same stations every Saturday night by camo cigarettes next week Ed's guest will be one of America's most beloved comedians Joe E Brown and the most beautiful blonde in Hollywood elone Massie Bob Lan speaking this is CBS the Columbia broadcasting [Music] [Applause] [Music] system okay so some of you don't care for Edwin uh I'm a big fan uh so I very much enjoyed this and those commercials beforehand were were wonderful big fan uh so hopefully you got something out of it but uh I appreciate you guys uh sticking around and watching and uh hope you have a good weekend if you like what you saw hit the thumbs up hit the like button uh subscribe um I just checked to make sure that my microphone was on uh uh you can support us uh financially by hitting uh the super thanks button in in the YouTube chat that supports us you 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