AV Geeks 16mm Lunch 11-14-2025

Hello everybody. I'm Skip Elshiemer. Welcome to the AV Geeks Lunchtime Streaming Show where we watch old 16 mm films and I am at the archive um upstairs, not in the film vault, but in where we will be moving our equipment back. Um and so everything is still higgly-piggly. Uh I'm here because I'm going to be installing uh heat registers and cleaning up some debris and uh maybe installing a toilet seat. Uh in the meantime, um pulled some films. I know on Fridays people like to watch commercials, so I've got some commercials for you, but uh this is uh films about dogs that I haven't shown. I don't think I've shown. Like I I looked in the database and spreadsheet I didn't see that we'd shown them, but here's uh we'll start off with the Boswells Bon Voyage. Enjoy. My name is Boswell. I live in the city with my friend Gilbert. I'm the dog. Gilbert and I belong to each other. We spend a lot of time just walking around, sniffing into things. Sniffing is one of my greatest pleasures. But just when I find something really inviting, Gilbert wants to go home and read a book. He's a real bookworm. He reads stories of travel and adventure about explorers like Columbus and far away places like Timbuktu. And he tells me all about them. One day I thought, why not take a trip and explore these places myself? Why not take a trip? Take a trip. Next thing I knew I was down on the dock. I sneaked aboard a big ocean liner and hid until we were on our way. A sea breeze was blowing, and what a wonderful smell that is. As any sailor can tell you. I was enjoying these new scents when suddenly He couldn't mean me, could he? I'd better run. He just wanted to see my ticket, but I didn't have a ticket. They called me a stowaway and locked me up behind bars. I lost all track of time, but we did cross the ocean. And I did get to Paris. Up. Up to the very top of the Eiffel Tower I went. I saw the Arc de Triomphe. I visited the Cathedral of Notre Dame, which stands on a small island in the River Seine. But it was hot and I was tired. So I went for a swim. Wanting to see more of the world, I headed south to Spain. I could hardly believe my eyes. Castles right out of fairy tales and windmills, too. But watching windmills makes you dizzy. After a while, I couldn't look anymore. Spain is full of donkeys. But they're not very friendly to strange dogs. So I took off for the famous city of Venice. The city is built in the water. It has canals instead of streets and gondolas instead of buses. A friendly gondolier took me past the Bridge of Sighs to St. Mark's Plaza. At high tide, the water splashes over the plaza. But the pigeons don't seem to mind. Just like at home, the people feed them. And I chase them. Having seen all I wanted in Venice, I took to the road once more. I came Budapest in Hungary. I found lots of parks and sweet-smelling flowers. Remember, sniffing is one of my greatest pleasures. Following my nose, I crossed every kind of landscape. For days and days I kept on going. The world is a far bigger place than I had supposed. Finally, I came to a great dry desert. There was nothing to sniff here, nothing to eat or drink, either. I was tired and thirsty and just about to give up when suddenly water! I leaped for joy. It was the Nile River. I was in Egypt near the ancient temple of Abu Simbel, built more than 3,000 years ago. In Egypt, I visited the Sphinx and the pyramids and met my first camel. They are proud and unfriendly animals. This one refused me a ride back on that terrible desert just because I was a dog. Fortunately, some friendly boatmen gave me a lift down the Nile, avoiding the desert this time. We sailed away from Egypt across the Mediterranean Sea and all the way to Dubrovnik in Yugoslavia. There I met a little girl named Sonia. Together we walked along the old walls of this ancient city that goes back to the Middle Ages. Being with Sonia reminded me of the walks I'd taken with Gilbert back home. Home. I decided that the time had come for me somehow to buy a ticket home. I certainly didn't want to stow away again. I said goodbye to Sonia and headed west along dusty roads until I reached the ruins of the old Roman Forum. I visited St. Peter's Cathedral and admired the fountain splashing at the entrance. I noticed posters everywhere offering a reward for a lost, rare, old coin. If I found it, I could certainly buy my ticket home. Then, I remembered the story that Gilbert had told me about the Trevi Fountain, the most beautiful fountain in all of Rome. Coins are tossed in by people to help make their wishes come true. Could someone have tossed that rare old coin in by mistake? There was only one way to find out. If I looked hard enough and long enough, I could hardly believe my eyes. The reward would be mine. The Trevi Fountain had made my wish come true. I took the coin to the nearest police station and then bought a first-class ticket home. What a different way to travel. All day long I was petted and fussed over. And I tell you after my trip, I could use a little rest and relaxation. I had breakfast in bed in my own private state room. It was a happy day when the steward pointed out that we were almost home. I took my last sniff of salty sea air and decided that I would sleep for a week. Suddenly, I was back at home on my favorite spot of carpet. Gilbert tried to rouse me. But I had just traveled halfway around the world. And I was in no mood to take another walk. Wow. So, that was somebody's excuse to travel Europe and travel the world to get all this beautiful footage. Uh yeah, not the first filmmakers that have tried that. Let me tell you. All right, this next film is uh made by Walter J. Cline uh for the American Humane Society, I think. And I don't feel like I've shown this, but maybe I have. Like it it kind of sounds familiar to me. But this is a New Leash on Life. Enjoy. >> No, I couldn't have hit him. Where did he come from? I never saw him. I couldn't have hit him. Hey, where'd you go? Where are you? Hey. Hey, where are you? What do you think you're doing right in front of my car like that? Come on, we got to get out of here. Filthy. Actually kind of cute under all that. Well, you do look like you've been on your own for a while. Terrific. Now, what am I going to do with you? I'm already late for Mr. Sheldon's meeting. Well, maybe I could take you someplace out in the country where you won't walk in front of cars. I could take you out to the city park. There's lots of open space there. You'd love it. You'd leave it. Come on, come on. I'm already late, and now I've got my own canine legal assistant. Hey. >> Any messages? I said Cindy, what is that? State's evidence or something? Uh she ran out in the street in front of my car. Oh Cindy, you're always the softy. Anyway, Mr. Sheldon had to start the Landers meeting without you and he wants those adoption case papers by Cindy. Cindy. Martha, do you own a dog? I've got the best, dear. Quiet, never barks, and very clean. Doesn't require shots or trips to the vet. No neutering either. He seems quite content. Really? Is he a purebred? Absolutely. 100% pure polyester. Martha. Cindy, you're not thinking about keeping that dog, are you? I don't know, maybe. Here. What's that? Yesterday's paper. You're going to need it. Hi, I uh I'm not even going to ask. Listen, several of us are meeting at the Limelight after work. Do you want to join us? Yeah, sounds good, but I'll be a little late. I have an errand to run after work. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Be good. Okay. Please be good. Stay. Stay. I'll be back. How may I help you? I hope so. I found this dog. Well, she sort of found me, really. I was going to leave her in the park, but that didn't seem right. >> Oh, you did the right thing. This is our fifth lost dog today. Uh Bill, you mind taking this dog back to the kennel? I've driven past her a lot, but I've never had a reason to stop. Well, come on. Follow me. I'll show you around. Don't forget your sash. Now, besides all the stray animals, a lot of people just drop their pets off because they don't want them anymore. I never realized there were so many dogs here. Oh, not just dogs, but all the stray and unwanted cats. There are just too many animals and not enough responsible pet owners. You know, we'll be lucky if the owners come to claim the ones that are lost. If they don't, all we can do is try to place some of them in new homes. It's not their fault. It's all the people who allow their pets to wander through the neighborhood, letting them breed and produce more unwanted pets. Who end up here. That's right. Now, this dog you've got, I bet she'd make a great pet. Oh, well, I haven't owned a dog since I was a child. Chances are she'll be here a while if the owners don't come to claim her. Let me know if you're interested. A dog? Nah. Hi. Oh, hi. Hi. Well, did you get your errand taken care of? Yeah, kind of cute, really, but filthy. Hi. >> Hi. I'll have the usual. You aren't really thinking of taking him in, are you? No, hey, this sounds kind of interesting. Yeah, who's the lucky guy? No, no, this dog. I almost ran her over this morning. I just dropped her off at the shelter. Oh, so you were thinking of taking her in? Maybe. What do you think? You'll have to decide for yourself. There's going to be some changes to your lifestyle which you'll have to accept. Yeah, but some are pretty neat. Oh, yeah. Since I got my cats, I've always got company. They love to play and they're always getting into mischief. Sounds like fun. I remember playing for hours with my dog when I was a kid. Maybe I ought to get that little dog at the shelter. You know, she wouldn't cost much if I got her there. Just spaying and shots. Right. >> All right. What? Let me draw you a picture of this free animal you're considering. Food, tags, a fenced yard, entertainment, kennel fees, vet fees, health and beauty aids, repairs. Mhm. And then there's insurance, uh special apartment deposits, obedience schools, and I have to feed and take care of him even on days when I don't feel well. Uh-oh. No such thing as a free lunch, right? Or a free dog. There are a few other things you ought to think about, too. Well, a new addition to all your furniture and carpet, clothes. Oh, and maybe you're at a great party and you meet this really neat guy. You say you want to stay a little while, but you know your dog is sitting by the door waiting to go outside. You make it sound like it would be less trouble taking care of a baby. If it's so tough, why have a pet at all? Because they love us and we love them. They're fantastic companions. Yeah, I love being with my cats. Sometimes I think they're the only ones who can make me relax without even trying. You wouldn't believe the guys I've met at obedience training classes and walking my dog. I've even made some good friends just because we have something in common right away. Excuse me. I couldn't help overhearing. It may sound corny to you, but I get a real feeling of being loved and accepted by my dog. She loves to go camping just like we do. Claire and I got an older dog and she's been just terrific to us. We feel good that we saved her life by getting her to shelter. And we really enjoy her company. That's right. A pet gives your life a a sense of purpose that goes beyond your office work and professional life. Still a dog. I have to think this one over. Time for your hot chocolate now. Oh, hi. Oh, hey. >> Come on. Hey guys. Come on. Hi. Hi. Well, hello there. Hi. Uh-oh, looks like you found a friend here. How long have you had this pooch? 3 years? >> 3 years. Yeah, last yeah, May it was. I see you walking him a lot. He seems really well-behaved. Oh, he is. He's a good dog. And we try to get him out about two or three times a day. >> Oh, yeah, he helps keep us in shape. Little aerobics instructor. Oh, what I want to do follow me. Well, does he follow a regular schedule? Oh, we try to. We get him out about 7:30 before we go to work. >> Right, 7:30 morning, noon, we take turns coming home to to get him out. >> And about 6:00, we try to get him out by 6:00 so we can get back in time for the news. Network news. It's big network news fan. Yeah, and he has got a timer built right in. He knows right when it's dinner time. Of course, so does Kurt. Yeah, thanks. If it wasn't for the microwave, I wouldn't eat at all. >> Ooh. So, you uh you interested in getting a dog? Well, I don't know. Oh, you really will like that. You really will. But you one thing you got to remember now, dog is not an appliance and it's alive and and it's always going to be there with his >> I know. He needs a lot of attention. He really loves the walks we take him on and these apartments are small. You got to get him out and let him run. There's no commercial breaks with a dog. Okay. Well, thanks. Well, good luck. Maybe we'll see you and your dog around. We'll let you know. Come on, it's time for his cartoon. All right. Come on, Teddy. Bye. Bye-bye. Hi. I brought a dog in the other >> Oh, yeah. She's still here, isn't she? >> Oh, sure. Sure. You know, I'm glad you came back. Not everybody does. I'd like to take another look at her. All right. Bill will take you back. Bill? You know, I've been a volunteer here for about 5 years. And I see people bring their pets in all the time. They always say, "You'll find him a good home, won't you?" Well, we try. But with so many, it's hard. Not doing much jaywalking these days, are we? You know, I feel kind of awkward asking you this, but you wouldn't be interested in moving in with me, would you? I can try to make you feel like it's your place, too, and I'll even arrange my schedule so you can get out and about. Would you like that? Hey, you've got to keep your part of the bargain. That your wandering days are over. Okay? So, what do you think? Well, I think I'll take her home with me. I thought you'd feel that way. The receptionist has an application for you to fill out up front. I'll bring her up. That's fine. I also have a video on caring for your pet I want you to view within the next few minutes. Now, this spay/neuter agreement form states that you'll have the dog sterilized within the next 2 weeks, and that you'll pre-pay for it at the time of adoption. Will there be any other charges? Just a small adoption fee. Now, this kit contains pet care information, Humane Society pamphlet, local animal laws brochure, and information on how to get the necessary license tags. Okay. Anything else? I also recommend you look over this list of local veterinarians. We have an arrangement with several area vets who examine our adopted animals and start them on preventive shots. You can also discuss the right time to have her spayed. By the way, have you given any thought to what you're going to name her? Hello, I'm Dr. Newton. Hi, I'm Cindy and this is Homer. Homer, eh? Been on any Odysseys lately? Actually, I named her Homer because I want her to stay at home. Oh, spaying will help take care of that. Sterilized pets have less desire to roam and they're also more gentle and affection. About spaying, won't that kind of make her fat and lazy? No, she'll get fat and lazy if you overfeed her or don't let her exercise. Once she's spayed, there'll also be less chance of her developing cancer. The shelter said you could also help with license procedures. Oh, yes. Here's an application. I'll give her rabies shot. Then you just send in your check with this application and the copy of the rabies certificate for the license. Now, about the spaying, what time would you like to pick her up tomorrow? About this time would be good. See you tomorrow, Homer. Homer! Homer! Hi, Homer. Hey, Homer. Hey, Homer. Here she is. Hey, Homer. Oh. Come on, let them see you. Yeah. Come and play with me. Come. Can I shake your paw? Good baby. >> I didn't look closely at the locations, but Walter J. Klein was uh productions was based in uh Charlotte, North Carolina. And uh a lot of times they shot and used actors from that the area. Okay. Uh What do we got? Yeah, let's do this. Um So, I have said in the past and I've shown in the past films, commercials, TV commercials from a project that I did for Duke University's AdViews project. Uh and these This is when I did like 10,000 TV commercials. And uh it was a big effort. It was a lot of work. And uh but I'm happy that I did it. I'm happy that I gave access to all this material. Which you can see either on their site, uh at Duke's site, or uh on Internet Archive. And so, there are a bunch of commercials there. And so, uh periodically I show ones that are themed. Uh just like I think was that earlier this week? I showed uh all the uh cavity creeps Crest commercials and so also some other uh films about uh American Dental Association. So this is all Gaines dog food. But I'm not showing I don't think I'm showing any Gravy Train. That's a separate thing. Um this is all other products and I have some older ones from the '60s and then I have some newer ones uh from the '70s. But uh And hopefully there's no duplication. There might be a couple ads duplicated in here, but um what I like about these films and is also very frustrating about them is uh that these commercials are appealing to guilt the owners. It's like your dog gives you so much. Like why don't you give in return? Why don't you show your real love by uh giving your finicky dog you know, these fake meat looking or fake cheese looking uh products. Uh so that's the gist of this. Uh so enjoy. Hey, at last I found it, fella. A dog food that actually makes nutrition taste good. Just think. New Gaines Meal is nutritious and you'll eat it. Ah fella, you're really going to like this brand new Gaines Meal. You see, every nugget is basted for flavor. Basted to give New Gaines Meal a taste and aroma that dogs can't resist. And uh let's face it. I mean you are a dog. And look at this small nugget size. It makes Gaines Meal easy for you to eat and easy for me to mix. But did I tell you? Gains does make nutrition taste good. I'll see you later, fella. Get new Uh get brand new Gains Meal, the dog food that makes nutrition taste good. Now buy 5 lb of Gains Meal and save 6 cents. 10 lb, save 15 cents. 25 lb, save 25 cents. You say you have extended periods of anxiety and depression and you're not eating properly. Why not? I see. You know your dog food is good for you, but you don't like the taste, huh? Well, it's a common problem. You need a dog food that's nutritious and tastes good, too. You need new Gains Meal. Gains makes nutrition taste good. You see, every nugget is basted for flavor to give it a taste and aroma dogs can't resist. And in spite of what you tell me, uh you are a dog. And notice the small nugget size. It makes Gains Meal easy to eat and easy to mix. Go ahead, try it. See? Gains does make nutrition taste good. Next patient, please. Get brand new Gains Meal. It makes nutrition taste good. Now buy 5 lb of Gains Meal and save 6 cents. 10 lb, save 15 cents. 25 lb, save 25 cents. This is a pooch. Nice pooch. He's everybody else's dog. Bye-bye, pooch. This is a love puppy. He thinks he's a member of the family. So do they. You can tell by the food they serve him. New Gains Multi Menu. It's almost like people food. Comes in three meat varieties: beef, liver, and chicken. A different variety every day, same as you. Doesn't even come in a can, but each packet equals a 1-lb can. Gaines left out the excess water, left in just the natural juices. Each packet is a complete balanced meal, same as a can, but with no spoons, no refrigeration, no mess. If you have a love puppy, serve him new Gaines Multi Menu. It comes in three meat varieties, but not in a can. Another fine product of General Foods. This is a pooch. Nice pooch. He's everybody else's dog. Bye-bye, pooch. This is a love puppy. He thinks he's a member of the family. So do they. You can tell by the food they serve him. New Gaines Multi Menu. It's almost like people food. Comes in three meat varieties, beef, liver, and chicken. A different variety every day, same as you. Doesn't even come in a can, but each packet equals a 1-lb can. Gaines left out the excess water, left in just the natural juices. Each packet is a complete balanced meal, same as a can, but with no spoons, no refrigeration, no mess. If you have a love puppy, serve him new Gaines Multi Menu. It comes in three meat varieties, but not in a can. Meet Princess. She's one of the family. She loves them and they love her. You can tell by the food they serve. New Gaines Multi Menu, the new dog food that comes in three meat varieties, but not in a can, beef, liver, chicken. One packet equals one can. No excess water, just the natural juices. Each packet is a complete meal, same as a can, but no spoons, no mess. If your dog's one of the family, serve new Gaines Multi-Menu. I'm the mommy. Rally is the mommy and Linda is the daddy. I'm the daddy. And Tippy is the baby. I'm the baby. Tippy thinks he's one of the family, and so do they. You can tell by the food they serve him. New Gaines Multi-Menu. It's almost like people food. Comes in three meat varieties, beef, liver, and chicken. A different variety every day, same as you. Doesn't even come in a can. But each packet equals a 1-lb can. Gaines left out the excess water, left in just the natural juices. Each packet is a complete balanced meal, same as a can, but with no spoons, no refrigeration, no mess. If your dog is one of the family, serve him new Gaines Multi-Menu. It comes in three meat varieties, but not in a can. Hey, this I got to show you. This is Robbie, my little 2-year-old, and his dog Mister. I shot this at home with my own camera. Robbie's always wanted to feed his dog, but he couldn't until now. His mama got him this uh Rally. It's just out. It's a new kind of dog food, and it comes in this new kind of can. See, he just pulls a string, and there's no can opener or spoons to wash or anything. And he pours out a capful, and uh boom, it's all done. He's only 2-years-old. That capful is as much of a meal as a regular 1-lb can. So, in Rally, there's as many meals as in six regular cans of dog food. Gee, he has more trouble opening the darn door than he does the dog food. Here comes Mister. He loves this Rally. It's It's moist and tender. Look, he's really cleaning house. The really great thing is because it's a new kind of dog food and a new kind of can, look at that, you don't even need a refrigerator. It's so simple a 2-year-old can do it. At least that's what his mother says. Oh, another good thing, it's made by a General Foods. Go ahead, boy. Take it to Grandma. Oh, you're hungry. Where's the can of dog food, Tommy? Oh, thank you. Rally, a new kind of dog food. >> kind of can. Mom doesn't do it that way, Grandma. >> What, dear? Just pull the string. Oh, no can opener? Just fill the cap, Grandma. No spoon, either? Mhm, soft and moist. That enough? Oh, I see. One capful of Rally is much of a meal as a regular 1-lb can. Six capfuls in here is many meals as six regular cans. Not me, Grandma. Mom just keeps it on the shelf. Oh. Look at him go after that Rally. Tommy, you ought to eat like that dog. Mom says I eat like a horse. Rally, new kind of dog food, new kind of can. Another fine product of General Foods. I have been raising basset hounds for 12 years. I have had my share of champions. I I feed all of my basset hounds Gaines Meal. It's a very well-balanced diet. I think my dogs show it. Lovely coat, good bone. They have what I call inner substance, a lot of staying power. As you can see, they're very, very happy. And uh once they're they're put on Gaines Meal, they stay on Gaines Meal for life. I've been very, very pleased with the Gaines Meal small nugget size. It's always a a clean plate. In fact, they they're even looking for more. If I only had one dog, I would still feed it the Gaines Meal. In fact, when I sell a puppy, I always recommend Gaines Meal. Gaines Meal, another fine product from General Foods. Beautiful collies. Well, thank you. We're very proud of them. And what's his name over there? That's uh Chris. He's our newest champion. We're particularly proud of him. What do you feed all these dogs here? Well, they all eat Gaines Meal. We've been feeding the Gaines Meal now for oh, eight or nine generations of collies and they've all all done very well. They have nice coats. They're healthy. We're very pleased with the results we've gotten with the Gaines Meal. They sure seem to like it. Oh, yes. They really dive into that food. They clean it up every bit down to the bottom of the dish. They really like those uh little nuggets. I think one of those puppies has got something else on his mind though. I think she's found a friend. Uh do you recommend that I feed the puppy Gaines Meal? Oh, by all means. I think the Gaines Meal is the best food you can find for your dog. Gaines Meal, another fine product of General Foods. You want to tell me something, fella? You want to go to the dentist? Oh, ooh, a new dog. Add. First word. Add. Subtract. Multiply. Multi multi. Second word. Book. Road map. Menu. Multi menu. Good. Comes in one, two, three flavors. Flavors. Eggplant. Eggplant leaf. Sounds like leaf. Beef. Uh liver. Uh duck. Chicken. Beef, liver, chicken. Is it canned? Not canned. Amazing. Who makes it? The Gaines people. Gaines Multi-Menu, the new dog food that comes in three meat varieties, but not in a can. Each packet a complete balanced meal. Another fine product of General Foods. One moment. Here is living proof of what Gaines Meal can do for your dog. Gaines, you see, provides better nourishment because it's homogenized into clean, wholesome nuggets. And each nugget contains every kind of food dogs are known to need, including plenty of rich meat proteins. Go get it, Bullet. Folks, give your dog the strength and pep that Bullet gets from eating Gaines at every meal. Yes, always feed your dog Gaines homogenized meal. The new dog food, Rally. So rich in meat and bone meal, you don't have to doctor it up. My favorite commercial. Real beef flavor. Beats beef for nourishment. Get your dog new Rally. Mhm. A most palatable idea. Here's Rally, the dog food made for beef eaters. So rich in meat and bone meal, you don't have to doctor it up. We bought some. We'll add something, for sure. Tastes like beef. Doesn't need a thing. Get your dog new Rally, the dog food you don't have to doctor up. He makes good sense. For a man. Now, feed your dog without fiddling, frilling, and fancifying. Here's Rally, the dog food made for beef eaters. So rich in meat and bone meal, you don't have to doctor it up. This I got to see. Mhm, smells like beef. Oops. Tastes like beef. Doesn't need a thing. New Rally beats beef for nourishment. Developed at the famous Gaines Research Kennels, Rally is so rich in meat and bone meal, you don't have to doctor it up. Get your dog new Rally. A very sound idea. Here's a new dog food, Rally. So rich in meat and bone meal, you don't have to doctor it up. Hey, we bought some. Mhm. Good grief, tastes like beef. Mhm. Ooh, doesn't need a thing. What a dog food. Get your dog new Rally, the dog food you don't have to doctor up. Now, there's a dog's kind of dog food. Yes, sir. Now, feed your dog without fiddling, frilling, and fancifying. Here's Rally, the dog food made for beef eaters. So rich in meat and bone meal, you don't have to doctor it up. All this talk of food. Hey, that leftover roast. Gone. But I still smell beef. In a dog food? Hey, it tastes like beef. Mhm. Boy, don't need to add a thing. New Rally beats beef for nourishment. Developed at the famous Gaines Research Kennels, Rally is so rich in meat and bone meal you don't have to doctor it up. Get your dog new Rally. I wonder if they'll pay for testimonials. For a variety of canned dog foods without a variety of cans, get new Gaines Variety. This Sunday, feed your dog a delicious juicy chicken dinner. Monday, a tender meaty beef dinner. Tuesday, a flavorful succulent liver dinner. On Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, those real meat dinners keep on coming all from one box. It's a variety of canned dog foods without a variety of cans, new Gaines Variety. Good morning, health fans. And how do we feel today? You know, we get a lot of letters about riboflavin. I'm talking about the riboflavin you get in every Gaines biscuit, along with iron, calcium, thiamine vitamins, and protein. Fine. Now, deep tail bends. But my friends, what good is a biscuit if it's boring? That's why Gaines biscuits gives you nutrition in six different flavors. Now, dog dish rolling. Meat, liver, chicken, milk, cheese, and tomato. I'll tell you, that's enough to take your mind off of exercise. That's Gaines biscuits, friends, because who knows more about flavor than Gaines? Last exercise, running on spot. So, health fans, when you think about a biscuit, think of the six flavors of Gaines biscuits, the ones that make nutritious delicious. You just can't get a better biscuit. So, until next time, HERE'S WHAT THEY'RE BARKING FOR. A LONGER prime of life, sleek, trim beauty, extra years of vitality. That's what new high protein, low fat Gains Meal helps give your dog. This lovely lady is Cindy, 7 years old and still in the prime of life. We girls know that what we eat has a lot to do with staying trim and youthful. So, Cindy eats new high protein, low fat Gains Meal, the concentrated dog food. And here's why. A cup of Gains has 50% more protein, as much protein as a cup and a half of this puffed up food. That's right, 50% more protein than this other meal. And as for fat, you can actually feel it in the puffy food, even see it, but no greasy excess fat in Gains. So, give your dog the high protein, low fat nourishment he needs to help him to a longer prime of life. New Gains Meal. Here it is, Homer. A big bowl of nutrition. Vitamins, minerals. Come on, this stuff is good for you. Help me catch more rabbits. You'll get on television. Homer turned his back on nutrition until a new dog food from Gains made nutrition taste good. Brand new Gains Meal. Every nugget is basted for flavor. Basted to give Gains Meal a taste and aroma dogs can't resist. A new nugget size, too. Easy to eat, easy to mix. Homer used to turn his back on nutrition, but not anymore. Not since Gains made nutrition taste good. Get new, brand new Gains Meal. Quick, Mr. Bradley, hide it. >> What? >> If Scout sees that semi-moist food, he'll want it. >> But my budget. Relax. This is new Gains Complete Dog Food. Costs less than the leading semi-moist. >> Less, but is it nutritious? >> Gains Complete is a balanced blend of soy and meat protein, vitamins, minerals, plus a moist meaty taste. Scout loves it. We're sold. Taste, nutrition, value. Without all three, it's not complete. New Gains Complete. Duchess, she's joining us for dinner. >> Again? Now, I see why. How can you afford meaty tasting food so often? It's new Gains Complete Dog Food. Costs less than the leading semi-moist. Less? Less. And Gains Complete has soy and meat protein, vitamins, minerals in a balanced blend. Look at her eat. Now you can have your favorite food every day. Taste, nutrition, value. Without all three, it's not complete. New Gains Complete. Helen, our budget. What? >> This dog food. >> It's Gains Complete, a new meaty tasting dog food. Costs less. Look, soy and meat protein, vitamins, minerals. That's a banquet. But Gains Complete costs less. Look at Princess eat. That moist meaty taste must really cost less. Helen, Gains Complete costs less than the leading semi-moist. Really, Harry? Taste, nutrition, value. Without all three, it's not complete. New Gains Complete. I'm not giving up. Even with today's prices, I find ways to serve nutritious, tasty meals even to Chip. I found Gaines Complete, a new meaty tasting dog food. It costs less than the leading semi-moist, but I didn't give up nutrition. Gaines Complete has a balanced blend of soy and meat protein, vitamins, minerals, and Chip didn't give up the meaty taste he loves. Taste, nutrition, value. Without all three, it's not complete. New Gaines Complete. How much is that dog food Mr. Riley? It's your putz agreement pizza. The moist food he likes is so expensive. And Pete doesn't like to eat dry. Troubles you, huh? Moist food costs too much for every day. Give Pete new Gaines Complete dog food. >> Expensive? Doesn't cost a lot and it's meaty tasting. He likes it. Gaines Complete is the right price for Pete. New Gaines Complete, good taste at a good price. Men, money's tight. We've all got to cut and that means everybody. Okay, dismissed. Don't worry, Barney. I've discovered this new Gaines Complete. It's moist and tastes meaty, but it's priced low enough so you can have it every day. See, Gaines Complete has nice chewy chunks. Hey, I thought you said we had to cut back. Well, I didn't say it had to hurt. New Gaines Complete dog food, great taste and a great price. Hello dog, happy dog. What you like to do? Eat and sleep and play with my friend. Okay dog, happy dog. What you like to eat? Liver, chicken, and meat. Okay dog, happy dog. Gaines Select Blend tastes like liver, chicken, and meat. Gaines Select Blend for my friend. Introducing Gaines Select Blend, a whole new feast of three great tastes for dogs. Chicken flavor, liver flavor, and meat flavored chunks together, fortified with vitamins and minerals, tested and okayed by dogs themselves. Select Blend, complete happiness and complete nutrition together. Okay dog, happy dog, good night dog. Gaines Select Blend, new from General Foods. What is there about a dog like Frumps that makes you love him so much? >> Let's go, Frumps. He's not the sharpest. Up up like this. Don't yawn, Frumps. >> He can't seem to learn much. >> What's he doing? He's certainly no hero, but you know he'd guard the baby with his life. Frumps, get up here. You do love him. Get it off, Frumps. And now there's a new way to tell him how much. Gaines introduces Select Blend, a scientifically developed new dog food. It tastes so good, it's almost too much. Select Blend is chicken flavor, liver flavor, and meat flavor chunks together. Complete nutrition with a great great taste that dogs themselves helped us select. You like it, Frumps? Frumps, come on. Come on, Frumps. While other dogs get the usual dry dog food, the beloved Frumps of the world will get Gaines Select Blend, new from General Foods. Gaines Select Blend, Gaines Select Blend, Gaines Select Blend for my friend. Hello dog, happy dog, what you like to do? Eat and sleep and play. What you like to eat? Liver, chicken, and meat. Okay dog, happy dog, Gaines Select Blend tastes like liver, chicken, and meat. Gaines Select Blend for my friend. Introducing new Gaines Select Blend, a complete dog food that's liver flavor, and chicken flavor, and meat flavor chunks all mixed up together. For a great new taste dogs love better than the leading dry brand by far. If you want to see a happy dog, serve him Gaines Select Blend, the great new taste dogs love. Gaines Select Blend for my friend. Gaines Select Blend, a complete and balanced dog food, new from General Foods. Listen, there's a new dog food we bet you your dog will like better than the one he's getting now. Gaines Select Blend. Dogs like it better than the leading dry brand two to one. Duke sure likes it better. He was doing all right on this other kind, but I heard about Select Blend with three flavors in it and all. So, I gave it a try. Does he like it? Our dog likes it better. I really didn't want to try a new dog food, but Select Blend sounded so good. Chicken flavor and liver flavor and meat flavor chunks together. And wow, he loves it. Chief here likes it better. We haven't got time to fuss with every new dog food that comes out. But we bought Select Blend because it sounded good and nutritious. The surprise was how much he loved the taste. Select Blend, a complete and balanced dog food from Gaines with three flavors all mixed together. So good tasting dogs prefer it to the leading dry brand two to one. We bet you your dog will like it better, too. We bet you. New from General Foods. Hey, Bakari, something brand new for dinner. See this? Gaines Select Blend, complete dog food, scientifically selected for a taste dogs love. I picked it out in the store myself. But it even looks different and tastes a lot better than other dry dog food. It's I've flavor, chicken flavor, and meat flavor chunks. So, I mix them together and You like it, huh? That'll be your favorite and you'll want it every night. Select Blend, the dog food so delicious he'll love it every night. You know what it's like to serve canned dog food. This is what it's like to serve Gaines-Burgers, the canned dog food without the can. Gaines-Burgers are meaty and moist like canned, full of nourishing vitamins, vegetables, and minerals like canned. Gaines-Burgers are just like regular canned dog food except they're more convenient. Gaines-Burgers, the canned dog food without the can. Egg, the best natural source of complete protein. Everybody loves them. People love them, dogs love them. Up until now, it wasn't easy for a dog to get an egg himself, but now there's new Gaines-Burgers with egg. The moist, meaty taste dogs love plus a quarter of a real egg in a burger. So, why not give your dog a taste he'll love and all the goodness of real egg? Give him new Gaines-Burgers with egg. We've been traveling all over to show how dogs who eat canned dog food love Gaines-Burgers. But, will they love Gaines-Burgers with egg? Well, I don't know. Usually she only eats canned food. Okay, let's find out. This is Gaines-Burgers with egg. I'm surprised. She likes it. I just found something today that she really likes and eats. That was the reaction of most canned dog food users we spoke with. Gaines-Burgers dog food with egg and in beef or cheese flavor, the canned dog food without the can. We're in Boston to prove dogs who eat canned dog food will like cheese flavored Gaines-Burgers. I think he likes it. I never thought they'd like cheese. He eats it faster than the canned food. >> What rating do you give it on a scale of 1 to 10? I would imagine the cheese and he's usually quite finicky. What type of dog food do you use? Canned. What do you think he's doing there? He likes it. I'm shocked. That's the reaction from most canned dog food users we spoke with. Gainsburger's dog food with egg and in beef or cheese flavor. The canned dog food without the can. Hi neighbor, sergeant. What kind of dog food does your dog eat? Pearl is the pride of the precinct. She gets nothing but the best. Canned dog food. That's right, Pearl. Why canned food? >> Definitely. You got to understand dogs. Dogs like food that's moist and meaty. Well, Gainsburger's are moist and meaty and they taste terrific. Show you won't eat them, Pearl. Hey, look. She really is She loves it. DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO? Gainsburger's dog food. The canned dog food without the can. You know, it's a pleasure to feed a good hearty meal to those you love. But what if one of those you love is a dog? Well, why not take the same pleasure feeding him? I do. With Gainsburger's. I prefer Gainsburger's dog food to canned food because it's deliciously moist and meaty. But there's a better reason. Prince here loves it. Now, there's a dog who appreciates good food. Gainsburger's. The canned dog food without the can. We had our dog Buttons sent out to us after we finally settled in our new house. I was worried she hadn't eaten. If it doesn't come out of a can, she won't eat it. She looks good. When she came in, I fed her with Duke here. She ate Gainsburger's? >> For sure. It's moist and meaty like canned and it tastes terrific. She loves it. Now, that's flying first class. Moist and meaty Gainsburger's dog food. Beef, egg and cheese flavor. Our dog Skipper had been He's been for 3 days when the Harrisons found him. I was so worried he hadn't eaten. He won't eat anything that doesn't come out of a can. Yippee! He's been eating Gaines Burgers? Why not? It's moist and meaty like canned, and it tastes terrific. Look at that. He loves it. >> Yeah. Now, how about something for the rest of us, huh? Moist and meaty Gaines Burgers dog food, beef, egg, and cheese flavor. Which costs more, canned dog food or Gaines Burgers? The answer might surprise you. I used the canned because I think it's cheaper. Really? A box of 12 regular Gaines Burgers dog food has as many meaty, nutritious meals as six cans. Let's see which costs more. The Gaines Burgers is cheaper. Gaines Burgers usually costs about 20 cents less than the leading national brands. What do you think now? So, he can be eating Gaines Burgers now for dinner every night instead of special occasions. Gaines Burgers, the canned dog food without the can. Hey, at last I found it, fella. A dog food that actually makes nutrition taste good. Just think, new Gaines Meal is nutritious and you'll eat it. Oh, fella, you're really going to like this brand new Gaines Meal. You see, every nugget is basted for flavor, basted to give new Gaines Meal a taste and aroma that dogs can't resist. And uh let's face it. I mean, you are a dog. And look at this small nugget size. It makes Gaines Meal easy for you to eat and easy for me to mix. What I tell you, Gaines does make nutrition taste good. I'll see you later, fella. Get new Uh get brand new Gaines Meal, the dog food that makes nutrition taste good. Now, buy 5 lb of Gaines Meal and save 6 cents. 10 lb, save 15 cents. 25 lb, save 35 cents. You see you have extensive Okay, so uh I think we looped. Um yeah, look at that. The history of Gains, and we didn't even talk about all the Gains commercials that we've scanned. There's a whole series of Gravy Train ones, and there's ones featuring uh Andy Griffith and um and then this is because so these ads were all made by uh Benton & Bowles, uh who had the uh General Foods um basically account, and so they General Foods owned Gains, owned Post, owned a bunch of food companies. And so they did a bunch of advertising and sponsored a bunch of Andy Griffith shows, which is why uh Don Knotts is featured uh as not as Barney Fife, although I think in some of the commercials he does show up as Barney Fife. But um there's also other ones, Post cereals The Danny Kaye show, um Dick Van Dyke show, people, etc. So, there you go. I hope everybody has a great weekend. It's nice outside, which is kind of great, and I might go outside uh and get a little bit of vitamin D on my skin. Um I am feeling better, so I hope to be back live on Monday. Uh and we'll watch more films, because that's what we do. And slowly this space uh that I'm in will be populated with equipment um and will allow me to do live shows from here, and we'll be able to go, pull films from downstairs in the film vault, and bring them upstairs and scan them live like we used to do. Um if you like what you saw today or at least like what we do or roughly the rough idea of what we do hit the thumbs up. Hit the like, even if you've done it recently. It always helps. Uh, you can also donate via the super thanks button or go to ko-fi.com/avgeeks or patreon.com/avgeeks. Those are great ways to support us. Um, but otherwise, it's great to see everybody. Um please rewind and love each other. Uh, do I have that handy? That awesome image? I don't know if I do. It's somewhere. I don't know where it is. Uh yeah, I don't know. Anyhow uh, everybody have a great weekend. Uh, and also, yes, if you're in the triangle area uh, I have a show Tuesday at the Alamo Drafthouse. It's a show called Don't Try This at Home and it's films about where homes try to kill us um using its different ways. Uh, so um, that is Tuesday. I believe at 7:00 p.m. Uh, I could be wrong, but um, yeah, there's some seats left. We're in the big theater and I'd love to fill the big theater with super fans. Uh, and so yeah. All right, everybody take care. Give yourself a break this weekend and we'll see you soon. Bye. >> Mhm.