Any Boy - U S A (1953) Pt 2

Year Published: 1953

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Any Boy - U S A (1953) Pt 2
'MISTER WHISKEY' Explains that he is not allowed to pilot a plane, drive an engine or steer a ship on the high seas because he lacks good judgment, stamina, agility and clear thinking. A young country boy yearns for the big city life. He travels with Mr. Whiskey to the city and sees trains, airplanes, ships and the city - complete with skid row bums.

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Complete Record: Any Boy - U S A (1953) Pt 2 'MISTER WHISKEY' Explains that he is not allowed to pilot a plane, drive an engine or steer a ship on the high seas because he lacks good judgment, stamina, agility and clear thinking. A young country boy yearns for the big city life. He travels with Mr. Whiskey to the city and sees trains, airplanes, ships and the city - complete with skid row bums.  Help us get more films like this online! This film was digitized and uploaded by the A/V Geeks thanks to contributions to this project: http://www.avgeeks.com/wp2/avgeeks100miles

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[Music] hey that would be a fine position to have a pilot on a cross country plane hey that'd be even more fun than running a train can't you see yourself way up above the clouds soaring over the mountains flying over the country and swooping in for a graceful Landing stop it stop it you're making me all nervous and dizzy I could never never be your companion on a plane that would be even more impossible than being with you on a train why rules and regulations again always rules and regulations they say I impair the judgment and dull the census and they have very strict rules about letting Pilots come in contact with me it's unheard of now we'll have to try something [Music] else [Music] say you mind if we you rest for a while I'm all out of breath just here by the side of the road for a minute to but hold on a minute uh mind if we cross over I'd rather not walk by that church that's about the silliest thing you've said yet you need the church we all do without the church and what it stands for we'd have nothing that might be all right for you but religion and I don't mix those pastors are among my greatest enemies I've lost a lot of my old companions when theyve turned from me to the church mind if we cross over I'll meet you over over in that other Corner this will do we'll rest here just for a minute or two here have a sandwich what you need is some food no no I have no stomach for sandwiches indigestion you know whiskey and food just don't mix please put it away hey look out there where those miners are coming up from work now there's a worthwhile job without those miners we wouldn't have any coal or ore without those things we wouldn't have any industry no cars no Planes Trains stoves buildings why we wouldn't have anything they'd never let me underground the miners say I'm too dangerous but do you know a lot of my friends are underground way under right over there I must say I don't think much of your humor come on let's get a move on we've got to get to the city take it easy let's sit down for a spell oh you're always tired maybe if you did a little exercise well you might try baseball or football or look over there at that beach where those people are swimming hey that would make you feel real fine those waves would pip you up and the nice cold water would clear your head never you must think I'm an awful but I never did have any place in sports and athletes burned me like the plague same old story I interfere with muscle and bone and timing and endurance you're making me feel very bad I sure will be glad as glad as I can be when we reach the city and I can get home you should see where I live that's where I have lots of friends yes sir there lots of friends where do you living what are your friends like if you'll pardon me you seem so particular it's not that I'm so part so so fussy it's the others who shy away from me and push me about and generally make my life miserable just like so many people say I make their lives miserable me whiskey there's no justice why just the other day a dear companion of mine took me home and his wife raised the roof complained of me making her husband spend all his money on me on me just imagine why he didn't spend any more money on me than he did on my kin folk wine rum and beer and then she had the nerve to take me by the neck and throw me out of the window I still have the bruises look the other day I passed my ex companion on the street and he avoided me cut me dead no wonder I have complexes well seems to me that you would change your way of living well if I did that I'd never come in contact with people I'd never have any companions from what you've told me I'd say people would be a lot better off if they never came in contact with you why that's not a bit polite I'm really quite a gay fellow [Music] look just look at that big ship now that would be a fine life captain of a ship with all the sea and oceans as highways think of all the fun it would be to travel and see strange lands and romantic Islands it makes me seasick even to think of such a thing if I can't be your companion on a train or a plane it certainly stands the reason that I couldn't be with you on board a ship no I could never be responsible for all those people on board now come on I'm beginning to feel a bit better pretty soon we'll be home now just smell that lovely fresh sot it's a Fest smell over there why the whole building is a blaze [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] there's an exciting and a very important job for you a fireman how would you like that you know I could never be companion to a fireman they they say I've Not the nerve for it and I'd soon ruin your nerves and strength no that's not the job for us anyway I hate water [Music] well here we are almost home I think I'm going to feel better I have friends [Music] here [Music] this is your home what all those people look sick and everything is so dirty I don't see how anyone could live here why there's a man over there in the gutter that's an old friend of mine we've been companions for a long long time these are all my dear good [Music] friends I think I'd better get out of here I've seen enough oh come now it's not as bad as you think these are really fine companions let me introduce you to one of my oldest friends right down this alley come on hello there my friend how are you I have someone I want you to meet this is Bill I'm going to be His companion while he's in the city ah ah it's you is it I thought I'd gotten away from you if I wasn't so weak SI I'd break your miserable neck so you think you found a new companion huh well not if I have my S Young fell you get out of here before it's too late this uh Mr whiskey never be your friend in the beginning you'll pretend to be make all sorts of grand promises but in the end he'll have all your health and all your money and might even make you slave get out out of here boying fast rabbish that's no way for you to talk don't listen to him bill look Mr whiskey or whatever your name is I don't like it here I'm going to leave that's right boy get out of here you've seen the men on the street there are countless thousands of us who have listened to his promises and look at us now all men of Extinction go on home just a minute my dear young sir I don't give up easily friends are hard to find and I insist that we be companions leave me alone leave me alone get your hands off me shivers oh Shivers am I glad to see you what a terrible dream I had was a dream I think but at the same time it seems so real boy I'd never want a companion like that on Mr whiskey no sir no isn't this the most beautiful place in the whole wide world come on let's go see we Happ for dinner come [Music] on well there's one who got away from me but I'll keep trying

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