Amazing Cosmic Awareness of Duffy Moon

[Music] [Music] please quiet quiet please six blers and four rows and I want the taller kids in the back I want the shorter kids in the front and please try to cooperate even it up and we'll get this done are you are you are you kids in the six you then let's let's move move out of the way [Music] please let's get this right we can all go home for the summer back row back row you want to close it up uh uh the the little little kid the little kid in the back row the little little kid in the back row you want to come around the front please and hold the [Music] [Music] side sure it ain't too heavy for you shrimp step on it Qui more and multip let's see those Smiles now hey shrimp you're not smiling okay everybody that's it thank you very much and have a good [Applause] V nice going shrimp that you can't name the a grumpy Sneezy fful Dopey happy sleepy do and dumpy uhoh shrimp you es you give shrimp you give yes I [Applause] [Music] [Applause] give go home to your garden Duffy mood yeah go one of your stupid PL now I'll pick on somebody your own size my own size he's twoo great older than me how and you missed it what kind of play is that anyway go get him that's the way that's the way Duffy oh Duffy not again Duffy you poor little thing you're ey you are very precious to us dely you've got to take better care of yourself dely Ralph Ralph Ralph you are his uncle he expects you to help him look dear I told you once I told you a million times that kid don't listen to me you know that now what he should be doing is working out with those weights that I bore him you know that now he hasn't even touched them once you know that he is a delicate little flow Peter Peter he's your best friend why do you let him get into these all right I'll take care of it you should see his eye hey Duffy Duff Duffy open the door it's okay it's Peter hey Duffy would you open the door what is hey they really got you huh no I'm I'm okay yeah I got to show you something look it's here the answer to all of my problems listen now at last you will be everything you've always longed to be I Dr Louis Flamel will show you how to unlock the hidden secrets of the galaxies how to harness the Timeless energy of the cosmos how to transform your body into a dynamic machine yeah yeah but definely that's not your problem I mean you know you got this thing about wanting to be taller but don't you see that's not even going to matter I mean with Cosmic awareness nobody will be able to hurt me anymore look it shows you how to make yourself invulnerable and even how to grow Rich you know who's growing rich don't you it's Dr Dr uh what's his name Flamel off suckers like you but Peter he's got a scientific study center right here in the city of that ought to impress you you good at science and I'm not good at anything you're not good at anything what are you talking about what do you call training Niagara Joe and look at all these plans I mean you tell me huh what other kid do you know is a member of the American Bonia Society huh exactly that's exactly the problem finally Peter you're beginning to understand I thinking maybe it's because his parents aren't alive I mean his Aunt Peggy treats him like he's even smaller than he is and all his uncle Ralph thinks about his Sports hell I wouldn't worry about it sounds to me like a SLE case of every man's natural desire to be somebody else take me would I rather be what I'm not a world famous novelist Toast of two continents or what I am a cookbook writer you can do it Duffy Mo Dad you can do it Duffy Moon you can do it Duffy I am in total control I can make anything happen I am a completely new person you can do it Duff moon for a minute I thought you were serious well Dr Flamel said there'd be Skeptics like you see how to deal with unb [Applause] Believers are you going to the plant store with me Peter I have to get some supplies I thought we were going to play street hockey you can do it Duffy Moon hey stop it cut that out I mean what we'll flip for it heads we play street hockey Tails we go to the plant [Music] store you're sure you don't want me to carry some of those no when your body's a dynamic machine you have to use it all the time yeah whatever you say could I help you ma'am I don't know Joe uh excuse me ma'am look out I can't straighten up here here here let's go over this chair dear oh dear oh dear am I wrong or did Rock used to be lighter what were you trying to do you know what the poet says young man good fences make good neighbors and poor backs oh this is no job for one person have you tried calling help us here I don't know that they do our jobs help us here oh their numbers listed right in the post office you can do it Duffy Duffy what are you trying to do that you're crazy you can't lift out look at the size of these rocks you are disturbing my concentration you can do it Duffy Mo when he gives up try calling help us here Duffy there's more to life than willpower and the sooner you learn that the better I'm Le leav by [Music] you did watch it I did it I did it just like a dynamic machine you've gone crazy if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes I wouldn't have believed it there's your two that you were a big H [Music] see two that you were Big H [Music] see looks like he learned a lesson oh boy I sure did I learned I got to name my price to advance it was definitely oh a $3 job I'll know better from now on you'll know better from now on what do you mean from now on oh oh show them Joe come on Joe come on that's my Joe thank you Joe you got a problem no jobs too tough for deffy Moon ink a secret method at my disposal permits me to do anything oh come on keep reading keep reading don't wait call now Sugarbush 8532 hey wait a that's my number sh hey wait a minute you can be crazy if you want to but leave me out of your Duffy Moon's Ink My Anna never let me do it my uncle Ralph just laugh couldn't I at least use your phone Peter who's got the secret weapon who's got the secret plan who can do the impossible doy do Dy [Music] Dy how the duy would if nobody calls Peter the first principle of cosmic awareness is to banish all negative thoughts from your mind you picture what you want to happen oh so that's it you can do it Duffy sure go ahead make fun of it Duffy would you come on you can do it I am picturing someone picking up a phone and dialing it hello yes just a minute oh it's for you see hello oh hi Mrs aror yeah oh no he's just using my my number wait a yeah he's right here hello Dey Moon Incorporated yes of course well that's fine right across the street okay be right over yeah bye hey Peters your dad got a grocery bag in here yeah there's some in there someplace oh never mind I got one what's going on anyhow well when you go babysitting you don't exactly show up with a bird sitting on your head babysitting for Mrs barner's kids yeah t you don't know what you're getting into well come on how B should it be pretty bad well besides we'll have fun come on let's go wait wait wait wait we're not going any place because I'm not going I I thought you changed your mind I mean I thought we were going to be partners yeah you thought it you pictured it but but the fact is I'm going to play hockey let's go [Music] it's the house right over there lots of luck you'll need [Music] it Peter [Music] hey you little runt since when do you leave garbage in people's mailboxes well that's not garbage shut up don't you know whose territory this is this is our territory help us here understand what I'm saying you can do it Duffy Moon you trying to say something K I am in total control I am completely invulnerable take your hands off in total control I mean business you will let go of me now you can do it Duffy Moon okay all right we're under orders not to hurt anybody yet but wait till the boss gets back from vacation hey who's the boss boots maae start shaking hey Duffy some guy named boots mcafe is the boss do you know him what difference does it make I use my Cosmic Awareness on him too listen if you don't stop with that well Peter I didn't expect to see you yeah I didn't expect to be here and you must be uh Duffy somehow I expected you to be a little um old older excuse me I said that uh that that Duffy is my age really well listen you kids didn't need to bring your lunch I mean I've got plenty to eat in the kitchen and you'll find Andrew and Brian upstairs somewhere okay bye Brian Andrew Brian are you up hey duy I think I found Brian did I found Andrew hey don't eat that you're not supposed to eat crayons neither are you you don't eat crayons either he's supposed to eat flies you're supposed to eat flies you're a frog you're a frog come on out of there come on out of there froggy oh boy he what are you doing I didn't think this would be necessary you can do it Duffy Moon it it R it R it it it it [Music] [Music] I can't understand I'm both turning into frog I only focused on Andrew so why didn't you turn him into something without vocal [Music] cords Oh you mean like snakes asking you get hey where the little mom's s there they are come [Applause] on ribit ribit ribit ribit they're monsters no they are they're frogs oh [Music] no come here come here get these kids out here help here [Music] get away from [Music] me where he go [Music] [Applause] Andrew where are Andrew and Brian I said where are Andrew and [Music] Brian Mrs V there's an explanation you see see I turned him into a frog a frog a frog where's Brian where is Brian Brian no no no that's not Brian oh here's Brian rib rib rib well at least we don't have to deal with boots macafee I mean after that job we're notes right to help us here probably never get another call you can do it Duffy come on you know that stuff don't work wrong again Peter hello Duffy Moon Incorporated you've got absolutely nothing to worry about Mrs Charles Peter here is great with dogs he's even got one himself well like I said he needs a bath and I sure hope you can do better than help us here oh yeah they gave up before they started well no job's too tough for Duffy [Music] Moody nice stop come [Music] on there some of this in the watery hey on on time what are you doing out a boy shrimp go get him they getting forget Bo ma there won't be enough you laugh come back [Music] here hey that's a good boy JY are you hold you oh no hello was this the shrimp yes this is he who is this that was pretty stupid shrimp showing us up like that boots Mac Ife ain't going to like this one bed who's that oh nobody listen you big a you can tell boots mavie that Duffy moon is Unstoppable yes no okay tomorrow tomorrow night all right okay bye-bye who was it it was a customer Mrs Toby she moved into that house on Crescent Drive not the haunted house yes and she's got a job for us and I mean for us what help us here wouldn't take it nobody would take this job not even the [Music] police I've Been Everywhere I called the fire department I called the police department three times the sergeant said I was [Applause] crazy he said the sounds were in my mind not the attic but how could I imagine those things night after night after [Music] night and how can I let you go up there alone oh we won't be alone Mrs Toby we'll have Dodger [Music] oh please I don't think I should let [Music] you you can do it Duffy we are going up there Mrs Toby and when we come down your fears will be a thing of the past you can do it [Music] Duffy you can do do it Duff you can do it Duff you can do it du you can do it Duff you can do it you can do it you can do it you can do it you can do it you can do [Music] it it's a toy now deffy we have a terrific police force here I think we should take the word for [Music] it you can do it it you can do it Dodger Dodger you can do it Duffy you can do it Duffy you can do it Duffy you can do it you can do it I am picturing us getting out of here [Music] alive you can do it D you can do it d [Music] just some Garing gloves Dodger [Music] I'm going in [Music] there what is it what's happening are you boys all right here's your noise Mrs Toby it's a frog must have come in through the window kill it kill it oh no frogs are valuable well frogs are even lucky they're great for your garden and they kill thousands and thousands of insects are you sure well if Duffy says so ma'am that's right Duffy knows all about gardening as a matter of fact he's a member of the American Bonia Society well perhaps I am am in luck do you think you could do something with my garden oh thanks I know he could and I'd help him what's the matter with you I told you to lay off the plant stuff in public how about it I'll pay you two to take over the whole grounds $15 a week unless of course you think it's a job for bigger boys it's a DE look [Music] because we are taking away their business that's why I'm worried I mean babies and toads were one thing but this is serious real serious so what if boots McAfee does come after us my Cosmic awareness will take care of everything your Cosmic Duffy don't you know it's been you all along you you held on to that monstrous dog you forced yourself to live those rocks you got us all those gardening jobs because that is what you are good at yeah yeah then why didn't that big kid beat up on me that time huh because I was standing behind you with the hockey stick that's why you're impossible go ahead take credit for it yeah well you don't want to give credit to anybody except except uh this guy Dr Flamel and you know something that's fine with me you can let Dr Flamel protected from boots macafee because I have had it Jeffy oh thank you Mrs Kobe next time I'll try and take a look at those Roses too bad Peter couldn't come today tell him I hope he's feeling better yes ma' bye bye-bye all right shrimp you've had it you can do it don't like that you've been causing a lot ofou I can't be hurt I can't be hurt oh he started it didn't you [Music] shrim Jeffy they got you again you all right you you okay something happened Peter my power my power didn't work oh Peter can I sleep over your house tonight if my Aunt Peggy sees me like this she'll never let me go into the city tomorrow the city well don't you understand I've got to go see Dr Flamel all right but not alone you mean you go with me yeah yeah it's a good idea let you and me both go see Dr Flamel oh sorry this is it hey you don't want to go up here where can I find Dr [Music] Flamel hey duy let's get out of here [Music] Dr [Music] Flamel Dr flam yeah you've uh shaved off your beard oh yes yes yes you're quite observant uh look there was no guarantee with that course so if you come for your money back son forget it oh no no I haven't Cosmic awareness has changed my life I've got strength and confidence in my own business and Peter and I are getting rich oh well in that case I see come in young man yes come into my site here there you are and right H as you can see I'm I'm I'm getting ready packing here for an extended tour of Europe a seminar before the the crowned heads I shall be gone for some some time there we are oh yes yes there we are now uh now uh what can I do for you uh uh uh Duffy Duffy Moon oh yes yes Duffy Moon never forget a face you see it's my Cosmic awareness something happened to it yesterday I couldn't get control my power deserted me then I wasn't invulnerable anymore well it seems to me that you have fallen under adverse influences and I do mean adverse influences which means that the cosmic particles have lost their ability to fuse and therefore are susceptible to break up in the oric atmosphere which will cause you to be temporarily powerless uh do you understand me so far yeah yeah I I thought that's what it was yes well I have something that will remedy that and I think I can find it somewhere in my M don't worry hey here here here I work a lot now let me see oh oh here we are yes it's the it's the fame the the the sacred uh mahunga charm the natives carve it from the Tree of invulnerability uh since you I'm going to let you have this because you're here no middleman for the even sum of $5 the mahunga charm I've seen those at a circus for a quarter yeah all I got is 40 cents well that indeed is a a disappointment sure is well however however since you came all the way and took all the trouble I'm going to give you the charm for This Magnificent sum of 40 cents because you are my prize pupil my boy there you are now you may leave and as we say arar and as B boage yes sir 47 hey what do you get off giving me the silent treat huh we back John if Dr flam was chipping me how can we practically gave me this look I know what you think you think I've been fooling myself this whole time you think I really can't stand up to anyone Because deep down inside I'm still a shrimp no that's not what I think because that's not the truth what are you doing looking for some string to hang this around my neck for the last time would you give me that magic is for pip sque and Donkey B is a fool he is not he is so hey come on what's going on here this is no place for a fight I've got things on the stove here your closeth from yesterday where you two been all day you had a call am I doing talking to a wall someone named McAfee's on the way over oh no my charm where's my charm I need to charm come here I need to forget I need to forget forget about that D I need it no it's you got to be calm you're going to scare me yeah right be a good bird give me that stupid come on give it to Mee I need come on I need come on back here Joe I need he is over here I need Joe Joe he he's not moving Jo get a towel you're dad is he going to be all right J be careful come on we can make it to a vet careful I did it I did it sorry come on we got to hurry [Music] wait out here kids it'll just be a minute come on come [Music] on we came as soon as your dad called are you all right where did you get birds uh Margaret he's okay Duffy's not hurt it's niag Joe I guess you don't feel much like talking about huh well uh you got some calls today I mean people who couldn't get you Peters you know uh we didn't know you were in the garden business I guess I should have told you no no I I guess I was wrong what do you mean Uncle Ralph you know I I wanted you to be a muscle man and uh you knew better than me you know I mean uh you knew what you could do and uh you worked at it and uh you did good at it and um that's what it's all about right he's going to be okay might lose a few feathers that's all he'll be himself pretty quick oh Joe is it true huh huh you going to be all right yeah listen Joe nothing like this is ever going to happen again understand never again oh my fruit cake hey look at Joe Joe Jo Joe you're going to be okay Joe he's the same old Joe hey shrimp where you been we've been looking for you get out of here going to take us all on hockey player How's your bird twerp little enough to ride for free little enough to ride on your knee J you looking for a fight sure you want to try again why should I I don't have to prove anything to you guys so what if I'm short I don't have to be ashamed of it or or pick fights or or get my courage from some stupid book I know what I'm good at now and you can just tell this this boot McAfee that I'm going to keep right on doing it why don't you tell that to boots yourself [Music] so you're deffy Moon and your boots maafe go ahead boots give it to him show them who's the why you shut up don't you know a good thing when you see it it don't you know what a real genius looks like and you told me it was just a shrimp these guys don't know crocuses from crab grab they'll do anything we tell him hey do you know anything about Bonas Bonas why Bon Bonas are my specialty well that's great I'll give you Mrs Atwood's number if you'll help me with my Lawns you wouldn't believe the way these mus heads have been letting them dry out all my customers are complaining maybe what you need is a rain maker you see it just so happens that I have this special method that permits me to do anything hey hey Duffy I thought you were giving that stuff up I am in total control all the elements are at my command he [Music] secet I don't believe it can you believe he really is where'd it go [Music] so what are you going to do he's a cosmic phenomenon [Music] he's got the secret weapon he's got the secret plan he can do the impossible Moon Moon [Music]