A/V Geeks Lunch 9-7

so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so i love that little color chart at the end that um it's almost like color bars that show up on video that allows a technician to kind of uh when they're looking at the the tape they can kind of tweak the um the hue and the saturation levels to make sure everything is looks right for this this is comparable to what the china girl or the leader lady or whatever you call it where they're trying to get during processing they're trying to make sure that the skin tones are correct and the other tones are correct when they're processing the film so i love seeing those especially because i can use those to color correct if they're accurate sometimes they're way off which is kind of funny it's like they tacked it on um anyways i'm skip alzheimer welcome to the av geeks lunchtime streaming show we are broadcasting not only to youtube but facebook twitter we're back on twitter um twitch and the black hole monoplex which is a great those folks are very kind to host us for our lunch shows and it's an alternative for people who don't want to be advertised um you might get advertising for what black hole monoplex is doing but you won't get advertised for anything else um yeah so today [Music] um on the telecini uh which is behind me right there is a giant reel of commercials so today we're gonna watch the second compilation reel i have from the cleo um awards clio awards were for commercials tv commercials um and we have been scanning a bunch of them for indiana university as they have the clio archive now and they are making those available on their site um slowly but there's some amazing stuff there and these are actually from my archive these are i guess they were distributed to libraries and things this one is from rhode island college uh the other one that i got was at another library so they must have distributed these um for academic purposes maybe television advertising marketing classes but they're interesting because they capture usually it's one year and they capture what was the big thing then so here is that reel enjoy a lot of commercials here i don't endorse anything that they're they're showing but sometimes i love old commercials because they are so um over the top and so they they get you all right so here it is uh cleo wards compilation reel 2. [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] is what are you taking hey guys i'm sorry i got you into all this look bert we're all in this thing together right we're partners after all hello oh boy what well i thought the commercial we did was real funny yeah me too if the client doesn't think it's funny then it's not funny but isn't this carrying things too far silencio now we're talking in a line you're in bad enough trouble as it is any last requests okay ready aim oh there is one thing uh we've always wondered how do they judge the clios how do they judge the cleos okay kids hit it how do they choose the clio's just how is it done who looks at all those entries and then chooses just one it's a complicated process just lend us an ear and we'll explain the clio's right here over 21 000 that's the number of entries that we get from 53 countries all over the globe and the judges go to work to work to work to work a thousand judges advertising professionals don't look at their stuff this stuff and they judge it as to whether it's creative creative that means like whether it swings we see for 12 long weeks they raid and compare and they laugh and they stare over there like internationally from paris to rio they all judge the clio [Music] and don't forget that folks are gonna win some clios today just in the usa like where like here where's here they judge in portland and atlanta baltimore and dallas family chicago and new york new york hey it's a wonderful town it's where they count the ballots and the winners are crowned that's how they judge the cleos that's how it's done that's how those golden statues are won lots of judges lots of entries lots of creativity the clios are for so you boys are in advertising yeah we have our own production company uh i have always wanted to direct well listen why don't you come with us yeah we're going on a shoot shoot [Music] so gracie looked good tonight did she yeah so how much you're making now huh i'm going fun you got to be making at least 25. i'm fine maybe a little better than that 30. tell me yes or no are you making 30. yes 30 round 30. got any investments any stuff got the card that's not an investment you got an ira life insurance not really you're making 30 and you don't have anything like that what do you think you're 18 years old or something [Applause] i never felt older in my life yesterday i was a football player today i'm retired how do i want to be remembered as a good father has a good husband and that's it that's life and that's what life is you always heard the one you loved [Music] people have a love-hate relationship with their cars they love them but they don't always treat them right yet with all the abuse they get over 90 of all subarus registered since 1974 are still on the road [Music] now imagine how much longer they would last if people didn't love them so much it's because [Music] [Music] just a little north of boston in the old town of marblehead is a place where only local people used to eat but the scallopini and the scampi were so good that word soon got out that a night in rosalie's was like a night in milan but if you go there remember bring a big appetite and bring your visa card because at rosalie's they don't take no for an answer and they don't take american express visa it's everywhere you want to be [Music] this class is perhaps the greatest archaeological discovery of our time a dwelling called the split level ranch marvelous what's this professor ah a spherical object that used to hold each other with great velocity while others looked off what's this this device produced excruciatingly loud noises to which they would gyrate in pain professor what is it [Music] what is it i have no idea pepsi the choice of a new generation here doris got a meeting in davenport be back tomorrow [Music] once upon a time a businessman figured out a brand new way to travel afternoon cars broke down a couple miles back gonna miss a big meeting in davenport that's all could you uh fly me there and back [Music] let me get this straight you want me to fly you there sit there and wait for you while you have this meeting then fly you back since then the friendly skies has flown a whole lot of business people we found it pays to listen to them thanks for flying me next time maybe you could have some coffee on board do not just fly let me get this straight you want coffee on the plane wow [Music] [Music] so [Music] so [Music] so [Music] merle norman can take you to the limits of your imagination if you can dream it you can do it contrary to some opinions i know about kitchen things the sanyo coffee thing grinds the beans and has the coffee ready when i wake up correct madam the sanyo toasty is a vertical toaster oven correct the sanyo food thing is a microwave that actually browns bakes and broils right madam never let it be said that i don't know my way around my own kitchen broom closet right again madam samuel wonderful things for the kitchen the new nikon one touch is not only easy to use it's so compact you can slip it in your pocket that way you won't look like a tourist [Applause] a t on office automation [Music] most of the business machines sold today only work with their own kind anything else is brand x that leaves your company locked in and some powerful new products blocked out enter 8 tnt our office design welcomes computers word processors networks and telephones made by many vendors not just a t that way as your needs change so can your system we make the pieces fit in a t's world flexibility is everything because in business you never know what tomorrow may bring a t the right choice [Music] oh [Music] for anyone who's ever been in love american greetings [Music] that's it i'm history end of the road you can't quit vince no crash dummy takes out a utility pole like you do larry for years i've been proven how safety belts save lives but nobody's listening sure they are yeah that's why thousands die in car accidents every year i feel like i'm banging my head against the wall come on vince tomorrow's the big day two compacts get on high speed could save a life i'll be there yeah you could learn a lot from a dummy buckle your safety belt yeah i'd like a hamburger as you speak you already made it we already made it when what time is it 12 o'clock 12 o'clock get your hamburger 11 o'clock so if i want a hamburger made french i got to come at 11 o'clock 11 o'clock hamburger will be at 10 o'clock 10 o'clock it's like 10 11 12 or vice versa so i've got to come at 10 o'clock 10 o'clock hamburgers will be made at nine o'clock i'm gonna be here for lunch at nine o'clock look at this way you beat the new time crowds at wendy's your hamburger is always made fresh the moment you order another second sooner the others can't promise that store a argues that because they buy building supplies by the trailer load they can give you a better deal store b argues that because they buy building supplies by the truckload they can give you a better deal but knox buys building supplies by the train load [Music] and who's going to argue with the train these days a lot of airlines are cutting corners on their meals this little beauty we like to call banquet on a bun right bob banquet on a bun i like it sit down now with this you could serve a whole plain loaf for just pennies i like it plastic parsley you can use it over and over again i like it pick me chickens you get 105 i like it at alaska airlines we spend a little more on our meals and you can taste the difference [Music] sally who took the yellow pages oh honey have you seen the yellow pages no susie where are the yellow pages sally had it left i did not come on i need the over the years one book has been in more homes helping people throughout new york find more goods and services the 9x yellow pages mom it's always there when you need it on the occasion of our fifth birthday you are cordially invited for the state of cinemax report your manuscript sir thanks a bunch bentley today my friends let's set aside our facts and figures and toasts a milestone to cinemax on our fifth birthday and with a little begging your point sir but the cinemax success toy is not the byproduct of lucky break oh contraire is the proc the pinpoint planet hey babe i think your bow tie is a bit too tight look cinemax's big box office cause we have your hollywood blockbusters and superstars what it is my man is comedy coming at you with heavyweight wackos from the comedy experiment laugh all you like gentlemen the true soul of cinemax is heartaches and heartbreaks oh that's a lot of puffy sister driving saturday night is the real backbone of cinema my dear boy it's the quality of the cinemax import of the poetry of a classic picture no it's up to the minute with the latest music on album flash if i may we mustn't forget friday after dark for those inclined to watch adult entertainment hmm not that you're not all perfectly adult cinematics we're five years old and still growing [Music] i'm just going to uh do a quick break uh we still have a lot more film to go um i might have accidentally not put the appropriate take-up reel on this so i might have to stop this early so i don't have film spilling everywhere um anyway so this is 1986 um cleo tv commercial awards uh these are compilation reels that uh the i don't know what the governing board of the clio's name was um but anyways they uh would do these competitions every year and get all these submissions and we uh have been scanning them for the the archive that owns all the clio submissions so it's a lot of really amazing stuff so anyways um just a quick ad if you like what you're watching and it seems like this is resonating with a lot of you because this is when you were growing up as was i was um you can buy us coffee at buy me a coffee.com av geeks you can also go to avgeeks.com and see other stuff we put online and buy dvds from there you can also hit like and subscribe that's a great way to support us and tell the world that you like us so here we are return to the 1986 cleo wards tv compilation commercial compilation reel number two excuse me you've probably seen us using canes like this on our way to work some of us are lawyers engineers psychologists and computer programmers unfortunately there are still employers who think blindness is reason enough to lock us out of the business world blindness isn't a barrier unless you make it one when hiring don't close your eyes to the blind how did you like the lobster mr district attorney dad i'm an assistant to an assistant you know i never told you this i told your mother how i felt when you decided not to join the old man's firm i knew did you know i'm proud of you american express card yeah pay is getting better over at city hall apply for the card now it's part of a lot of interesting lives grandpa tell me the sun kiss story again ah the magical land of the census factory [Music] and only their sweetest and juiciest oranges ever wear the sunkist name as i stated before this proves that the accused and his accomplices objection sustained people work wonders when they work together across the country honeywell is working with law enforcement officials it's going down where special honeywell systems are helping the right people helping them get to the right place at the right time to get evidence before it's covered up the honeywell system then speeds the prosecutors to court with honeywell justice is swift working together works honeywell together we can find the answers if you're not giving your sandwich french's mustard it may not like is 100 all natural no sugar no artificial preservatives delicious french's all-natural mustard be good to your food what's for dinner a new shake and bake recipe does that like make us guinea pigs no your table managers do that what's for dinner a new shake and bake recipe it's experimental it's new hello hi what's for dinner birdseed what's in it everything what's everything what what's everything basil paprika peppers dead leaves what dead leaves swamp grass what what's for dinner a new recipe for crispier chicken what chicken thank you will i what like it if it goes in your mouth it stays in your mouth i like this i didn't get enough that's mine new shaken baked coating mixture the complete recipe for success [Music] gonna take my own sweet time to find america and everywhere i see people smiling back at me so glad to be in america [Music] bring america home on coda color vr films films as vibrant and as sensitive as the faces and places that bring this land together [Music] kodak film because time goes by once a year the eyes of the international film community turn to the tiny town of mill valley california and its glorious cinematic celebration [Music] of course we had the debut of paris texas last year and that was very nice very nice i guess we're all looking forward to the film noir retrospective yeah we like that deep focus well there's a surface to the genre that if anything improves with age [Music] they're bringing back that jane russell movie hot blood [Music] helen and bob weren't an answer about the video fest are we going or not appearance is that the recent new zealand films are better than the french new wave i did not i just said they were reminiscent that's stupid daddy where's their true phone we are going to see the premiere of the hacksaw wixer film latino we are hacksaw waxers fans from way back medium cool that vim vendors is such a nice young director there should be more like him so am i going to see you at the premiere of that new paul schrader film mishima yeah no i can't my dad's taking us to africa well can't you get out of it i was telling morris get this we got this world premiere of joseph papp's new film starring meryl streep and john gailgood and he says who's joseph papp you got to be kidding me i don't know i think i ever meet sergeant [Music] of course eisenstein really wrote the book on film cutting everything since has more or less been a footnote but some footnotes are more interesting than others this year we're having a panel of discussion with some of the best editors in the business marcia lucas bob dalger michael chandler tom sanford [Music] so god's up in heaven he looks down at his calendar and he sees the end of the world is coming up and he decides that somebody should film it right so he had saint peter go down and shop the property for a director saint peter comes back and says he can't find a director and god says well what about lucas and saint peter says he won't do it he'll produce it but he won't direct it that's no good god says well how about spielberg he can't do it it's something to do with his contract well how about coppola assisting peter god says coppola coppola i gotta make a profit on this thing is [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] ladies and gentlemen we give you the vauxhall mover a car that makes light of heavy traffic [Music] mom [Music] it's really something in the city [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey [Music] [Music] to poop um [Music] lolli gobble bliss bombs everyone's idea of bliss [Music] on uh um phillips announced the first portable compact disk system [Music] the cd555 another sensation from phillips [Music] to do [Music] me [Music] press new dulux gloss is so glossy it stays looking wet even when it's dry new dulux glass even when it's dry it stays looking wet can you reach half the tv viewers in america with a single network ad every day no can you reach half the tv viewers in australia with a single network ad every day no can you reach half the tv viewers in britain with a single network ad every day yes itv and channel 4 the best value tv in the world is [Music] it [Music] it [Music] it [Music] [Music] [Music] nothing should disturb that condor moment [Music] hi [Music] where have i seen this man before [Music] [Applause] hey you i think you smoke don't you yep [Music] foreign foreign [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] british rail the quickest way to get in and out of town we're getting there your motor oil survive the punishment today's engine's dish out [Music] [Applause] [Music] circulating the oil twice as fast working the oil twice as hard breaking it down and causing it to lose its viscosity that's why you need an oil with the additive that does more to help prevent viscosity breakdown castrol xlr the oil engineered [Music] [Music] a dream of gold and a world of excellence from got ears get into the legends at boots sound shops [Music] all right we're gonna temporarily mute this so hopefully the music won't get us in trouble um also i am actively keeping an eye on the uh the reel i don't know if we're gonna make it so we'll see [Music] when girls get together [Music] when girls get together [Music] she's your sister or your mother [Music] uh called a repairman must have bought the palleting years ago teleported changes should have got a radio printed with radio rentals the champion changes set whatever he wishes yes indeed i find it's the only way to keep up with new ideas like platform cubes and supersongs quite simple abandon ship there's only one way out carry on number one radio rentals you'll be glued to our sets not stuck with them [Music] so [Music] so [Music] a [Music] there will be times when you're running late and need to phone the office but don't have any coins on your money not that dopey that's no good which is why we developed the phone card available from main post offices or selected news agents a phone card lets you make your calls without worrying about change hello sir [Music] it's me fool so if it looks like you're going to be held up make sure you've got a phone card at british telecom we've developed a whole new range of papers we've made smaller ones that are easier to put into pubs and hotels we've developed the phone card so you can buy your calls in advance and we've designed other phones to take any coins from 2p to a pound of course anyone can have a run of bad luck but we think our new pay phones will leave you speechless whew so it got pretty close pretty close uh filling up the um the take-up reel um you have to be careful when you're transferring or projecting uh films to make sure that you have enough uh of a take-up reel to accommodate um the film that you're showing otherwise it's a mess i've also had situations where i did have enough take a big enough take-up reel but the film was a little warped a little warped and so it actually i wasn't paying attention this was a live screening i was doing so it was kind of been engaging with the audience and between films kind of like i do here and i didn't notice that the film was actually in the red the take-away was a little bit bent i the re the film actually was on the outside of the reel and so i just kept my finger on it and ran the last film and then i had to figure out how to get it back and i had a tub so basically it fell off and so i was just dumping the film into the tub so that i could rewind it later um which i did um thankfully i was an opening act and there was an there were acts following me so i could sit and watch one of those acts of course was first time i met found footage festival this was in new york so um thanks everybody for tuning in thanks for these watching these commercials obviously 1986 resonates with a lot of us um for lots of different reasons and this film was was great because the color was really good um and you know 80s man the sins that we pay that we pay for now because of the 80s um but uh buy us some coffee support us uh bainetcoffee.comavgeeks uh and you can go to avgeeks.com and see other things we have online buy cds or dvds um hit like and subscribe those are ways to just say hey i like what you're doing um we like av geeks and we want any geeks to continue um you know i will probably continue if you don't like but thanks all right everybody have a great rest of your day we will be back tomorrow wednesday um so see you soon bye five four three eight seven six five four three