A Quiet Day in Belfast

[Music] [Music] [Music] here is the news there were more four incidents in Belfast yesterday a group of protestant extremists are thought to be responsible for the bombing last night of St Harriet's Church in Lester Street the church was partially destroyed by the fire that resulted stupid prods you no sense of what's fit do you burning churches just makes people M was found this morning in an abandoned house in the Falls Road area he had been shot in the back of the head ah good on you Mike hary an unidentified British private is the latest victim of the socalled Davis Street sniper the 14th Soldier killed in the area this month the Army and police are said to have redoubled their efforts to flush him out and special patrols are being mounted this concludes our news broadcast our regularly scheduled program will now resume [Applause] [Music] boom [Music] [Applause] [Music] down [Music] [Applause] [Music] a [Music] here [Music] [Music] he [Music] what [Music] that's enough of that my boy Jesus he's been starving that Beast he'll clean up today ah sh's got the Duke in the first this afternoon I want a piece of that John Slattery here I [Music] come [Music] I'd say they're in love Ah Darling desire is all you're fast trer ja Jameson yeah when it's anything worth catching oh you're are Shameless yes Jack I will that just if you can catch me [Music] [Music] yeah [Music] there you are My Little Darlings all ready for the battle R Charlie open them up hey you J I Need a volunteer it's me day off S I've no duties I'm free volunteer yeah call your cop it last night to take his place in that Patrol I need an experienced man down there stupid bloody Coler careless s on look at ad No Sleep s what could to sleep mate yeah if I work the patrol it comes off me time right well it all counts Jack yes all right then sooner I'm out to this place the better yes right yeah any regulations in this Army against getting married married well you can't marry your mother and you can't marry your sister s we decided last night Bridget and me oh so Bridget is it yeah sometimes I think if we moved you Lads around enough you know marriage off to the foreign lasses mixed up the blood of thisit they L to solve some of the world's problems eh irishes in foreign now I suppose no come on get you figure out under any circumstances Johnny ah I'm coming I'm coming and so is the Blessed second coming coming as for you I don't know why you bother even to go to bed Jesus look what they done to St Harriet's you're going to be late they've burned it out yes the plan's do an hour you were bloody late last night again I was making elicit love with me British Tommy I thought you'd broke that off and where were you last night out burning churches there's talk in the street about you going with him why don't you belt up and mind your own business such as it is eggs eight you're going to be late to meet bmer you think do you think they have changed mom we all changed well at least she's the good sense to get married even if it was to a Canadian one of these days 4632 Mr Collins he's heard had hand in the till again shut up yes sir that'll be over today John I'm leaving London this morning I'm bringing harro gate oh that'll be a pleasure sir we're close to making a deal John so I Want It All In top shape you understand every word swept out cleaned up you know what to do uh that I do Mr Collins harro gate is a fusser so don't let me down John all right well we'll uh look forward to seeing you later on in the day then he's dead set on selling that shop bringing in the bricks you're going to be late for that plane it says here there's a warrant out for Michael hagy isn't he a friend of Peter lens how should I know well I thought she knew everything you wouldn't burn a Catholic Church they pay for that maybe it was the boy you took off dangerous one that 14 or do you leave that sort of thing to luran right in the back of the head knock it off still it's quick shut your mouth that mouth was kissing him last night Johnny the Tommy yes I don't think I've told you we're going to be [Music] married you're going to be late for the plane have another call to make 4 632 it's uh Peter John ah sure I recognize your voice Peter uh can I uh take a bet for you well I thought I might come down and we could talk it over personally today if that's convenient there short not notice well I'm glad it's convenient you never let me down do you John yeah say say no more yes yes John de you know what bloody time it is who is it who Mr Collins yes I'll open it yeah and sweep and everything a number one who who he doesn't know the meaning of danger does Peter aluren right John because the police fear possible reprisals from Catholic extremist and the church itself suffered extensive damage though no one was hurt father Daniel Fleming said this morning [Music] they'll never get you Peter Lurgan [Music] never [Music] now that's it [Applause] [Music] then [Music] is [Music] [Music] [Applause] I don't know why we always leave things to the last moment sure with plenty of [Music] time Bridget slatter is still going with that Soldier sure she never learn it's time she learned she's been talked to I always said Bridget Slattery was a willful child she was willful as a a we girl always had her own way insisted it wouldn't be so bad if she didn't flaunt it she walks right out with them has been seen dancing in public the prods encourage it you know it's a little better than wh and that's what I say God's truth what are the girls coming to these days I don't doubt she'll regret it why what makes you say that Mrs oconor certain it is that indiscretions carried to a point flaunted cannot be ignored oh I hope no violence is planned there's those that have to be cut out and exampled so decent people can walk the streets Mrs Kennedy oh I would I wouldn't accept that I would not that's not for us to say but praise God I have no Bridget Slattery in my house good day to you Mrs Kennedy Mrs MC where you off then Danny good The Lads man we just be kicking around maybe even see if there's any jobs sure he's a good lad he's a bit D but you know the eldest did you get it I it's all set today then well if it all works who's first on the house H shall we let my care of H of fun well why not we checking an hour [Music] all Johnny do you think them will have changed not at all they say that marriage has a way of working on a girl they say it's good for [Music] you you're not marrying that Soldier and that's that I'm marry and who I bloody please John Slattery and you can disabuse yourself of any other [Music] illusion is I remember is I remember you were against Alma Mar and her Canadian you're against anbody Marin [Music] anybody is because you're queer John is that it ah it is fancy that you're queer look me ey and tell me it's not true I'm giving my eye on the road fancy that me own brother being queer you have a m like a bloody sewer B is an old hairprint it is I must say it's one thing had not occurred to me must be the only thing that hasn't I know why you object me going with British soldier you're jealous morning Lads that's not the sort of animal ad lag for a pet Jack he is no pet he's easy money he is what you call him the Jore he looks fast yeah keep that name in mind mate you could win a couple of quid on him what a paper Tommy read all about how you make C his head shut off all the details pictures too screw off ly beautiful Belfast eh Christ there are two of them well which the hell is which mom you're [Music] looking well I just prob got all B some Tes I never saw so much stuff I got something for everyone now look I have to go I've got my boss Mr Collins coming as well see your girls later don't spend any money you I've got some cake I'll make the tea oh Mom's hardly changed at all hope you like him well you like him don't you I adore him well that's a big help you know FMA I believe I'm actually in love God saved me [Music] n [Music] God bless this house and all here come on Timmy Horan I've not got all day I'd like my yesterday's wins if you don't mind and how much do you claim Mrs mcdu a you be telling me how much you make it I was never much of a dab hand at the calculating now you know the rules better and most all claims has to be stated by the punter that's you that rule only exists in case the punter doesn't claim the full amount then you say that's right that's perfectly correct and you and Johnny Slattery split the balance I know you have an outdate team Horgan and that can I even reprobate the cause your the manager all the two of you can keep reiterating is how how much do you claim rander on to him that has it that which he has not and on to a poor old widow woman how much exactly £2 of 50 new pants that's after the tax £250 well while you're acted why don't you claim £100 yourself £250 it says here 67 P you cheat the pennies of a dead man didn't I do broen Malone's mounts each way doubles and troubles you did not well i' been DED I hope not we let Mr Slattery see about it shall we hasn't he in yet soon Johnny Slattery couldn't manage a brothel not even one that was p it way I could and I have morning to you Mrs MCD mother McD's got another one of her good query oh good well what you looking for this morning Dar a fighter an argument all I'm claiming is me just you 250 if you please yeah well seeing as it was your bet we double and triple checked it last night and we make it 67p go in heaven what about me wining treble on Brer Maloney two and a half each way and the little darling Road three winners you had no treble now look your own handwriting can't lie you backed his first two winners in a double but you didn't back his third hello Shan nobody's trying to catch you L it would be impossible then what about me two and a half P up and down bet the second favorite in the third race and the third favorite in the second race the first One 7 to4 and the other dead heated a 13 to2 no Sean check that that's void void vo you get your money back why don't you just take my arm that part of the BET was accepted in error that ignoramus accepted me but I did not you was guzzling in the pub am I to pay for his mistake I'm just an apprentice I'm learning me trade and what he's learned just now is we don't take bets on second and third favorites unless they're Ste Ed by name since J that's the rules rules J you have no rules show them to me I see your restrictions for myself the rules is uh that the print is being revised F sure I don't make the rules I'm just the middleman what you might call an agent provocator the Only Rule Book we got around here is the bloody Bible and incidentally Mrs there's a new rule starting today the minimum bet even for pensioners 5p that's the orders of the BS himself that man he's tighter than a frog's [Music] behind I'm I'm I'm sorry Tommy I I'll be getting myself shot I was uh I was admiring the sights pretty eh it's a shame it's so fleeting like life itself well uh Goodbye to You Tommy and uh The Best of British luck with the girls [Music] too hey jny yeah I don't believe my eyes Charlie M larin's on our side of the streets strolling with the Duke of D that Protestant he fances his chances I and the Dukes he must or he wouldn't dare stop with them on a Catholic territory wish wish the pans coming in here here he is coming in hey no dogs allowed you take bets on them don't you then dogs is allowed is he fed today Charlie is the Duke going to Wi oh I'd hardly give him a chance he's never seen such company as he'll be racing against today which is why he's had him on a starvation diet since what's on Monday and why he's been praying for the day till he's been downgraded and downgraded and why at first light this morning might Mah his saw him creeping after the marshes with him where this Lon Protestant led him off a hair which the Duke killed instantly and promly happy it it was a rehearsal I'm telling you a darn bloody rehearsal for what's to happen at the track today look it's a man not permitted to enter licensed beton premises for a modest sporting wager without being surrounded by busy bodies and informers and having his religion insulted all I'm having is a we sympathy bet 10 P NY he's having on 10 P the way does the better win if you don't win he'll have your painfully destroy for the M lear's noted as they are through the whole six counties has being too mean to span Christmas would murder any dumb crator has cost more than 5 p and when a pagan like Charlie here describes 101 as a saath B darling the youke will scare in by a street oh I'm going to punch your Collins right up the trousers with this one what his Fe all right just watch it McLaren I'll have no ladies insulted in here bless you Johnny I knew you'd take me part why the hell don't you mule it if he don't went tonight he bloody throt it you're on I never could have B an animal owner I won't say man he indulged in abominable name Callins at a Le and I'm half bed and ignorant naive as my boat and get back to your own side of the street you f mou Protestant and now oh Lord I'm have to rustle up some betting money I suggest you do the same at once Johnny I'll be back and when I do I'll be having a we wager I'm just going down to the post office to draw my sister-in-law's welfare money God bless his house piss on everybody unrest continues in Belfast today as a result of further terrorist action last night British Army patrols have been stepped up to guard against possible reprisals while it is widely believed that the bombing of St harat's Catholic Church is the work of one of the Protestant extremist groups no arrests have been made the fire was brought under control soon after the explosion but the damage to the fabric and building is extensive this incident is the latest in the series that is once again threatening to plunge Belfast into Anarchy an army spokesman said this morning well that was a good job even if I do say so myself it's clean beautiful shows you don't have the bloody die today to burn well who do we do next then oh we've been pretty busy Lads we uh need a day off right right right hey tmy hey hey hey you bastard you [ __ ] bastard what you do with yourself hey you yellow turn bastard like some more hey got your friend last night Tomy did you know [ __ ] Yellow Bastard right between the eyes he got blw the back out of his head it's fast Tomy is that how you want yours he's very goodl looking he's bloody marvelous I waste a while not like you not the first one that came along I was just lucky how is it with eard after 7 years bloody marvelous and those kids you got do they all uh speak like you well how do I speak you've kind all flat you know I suppose that's Canadian um I'm going to need a towel I'll put some out there part in the bathroom Canada seems like a world away so you're not sorry that you went then from this [Music] madness Well you certainly kept her figure discipline Jack's homes in leads not exactly the Garden of Eden but uh as soon as he's finished his time here we're off City going rot in hell for all I care isn't it dangerous going out with a soldier we heard that the women were very vindictive oh then I say I think that you should come to Canada how to the frying pan in any case I think it's best to get Jack married before I start moving him around what would we do in Canada well the same as You' do anywhere else we freeze to death do it is it work there well if you want it would you give my back a scrub Jack wants to be a printer he's studying it he's clever he reading me poems no one ever read me poems before do you think there's work for printer in Canada oh for for good wounds oh he's very good he's good at whatever he does I'm a Fool darling and I got Illusions you're in love oh that's all it is nothing serious you need to call a doctor then I'm glad you've come FMA everything's going to be all right we'll go shopping we'll buy a lot of things we don't need like when we was girls right right there's a lot of things I don't need you got all the stuff I the feathers was a problem oh like I said just bring some PS how use those foam rubber things in my house well for God's sake man use your imagination I did better than that I went around to the Salvation Army store I got some jeap what about the car I got it picked but we won't touch it till ready to move no point and taking chances I wonder how Mike's getting on we'll hear from him I do wish we didn't have to take this trip Mr Collins how long did they say the plane is delayed oh soon soon I don't like the thought of going to Belfast Mr Collins fortunately the troubles have not affected my business if anything it's even better now we're quite happy about your shops in London glasow even Cardiff oh the taking Cardiff is remarkable yeah but the Belfast shop does worry me it's a good shop you've seen the figures yourself turnover is excellent quiet no trouble we get a nice glass of pter you'll see when we get there yes I suppose so right 20 mate 20 I Believe In Living Dangerously you believe in shooting off your big mouth spread the good word I says all if you'd only known yesterday you could have put an advert in the paper and know good luck now say a prayer for the Duke don't worry I'm praying [Music] [Music] ballistics experts who have examined the bullets that have been recovered have confirmed this Theory and the Army is reported determined to uncover the Assassin but they have as usual received no cooperation from residents of the area Army patrols are being increased and special officers are thought to be operating in the district to date the sniper has concentrated on military personnel but it is assumed that he May if not cut also begin to attack the police a reward has been offered and now today's weather forecast some Sunny period inter clouds with a chance of showers the high expected day is 62 dropping to 58 later in the day Belfast continues unsettled after yesterday's incident a group of Protestant extremists is believed to be responsible for the bombing of St Harriet's Catholic Church which was severely damaged by the fire that resulted the Davy Street sniper has claimed his 14th victim this month a private of the 48th Highlanders authorities have not yet identified the boy whose body was found this morning in an abandoned house in the Falls Road area he had been shot in the back of the head this is Nigel Godfrey in Belfast that was a special report my correspondent Nigel Godfrey in Belfast we continue our program now with some more music Godfrey here do you hear it yes I've just been listening to it we're not getting all the facts Nigel always anxious for criticism Rob old boy old pal old boss do you mind if I make one small suggestion get knotted you're into the source again I warn you yes I'll get them all for you I'll interview the lot there are limits oh we mustn't let the good old BBC down right well get going and the same to you with bells good morning Mr Godfrey and the same to you love SC please now what would you have done if I'd have said Brandy died to the Shar or I need some change for the uh telephone please if I me is it just as easy to gather news and the telephone oh it's much easier telephone saves a lot of rushing about it's very much easier here have one for yourself h of course I wasn't always the Collins you know my father's name was Spiegel mine too until I came to England it's two large scotches you won to leave Vienna but who had a choice I was a Spiegel and the Nazis were coming okay so I escaped to England in England they inter me naturally a viese Jew had fled from the Nazis very suspicious then they gave us a choice either we could rot in England or we could go to Australia and rot there natur I chose to go to Australia it's warmer in Australia we were in the ch of a man called such a bastard I can't forget him major mcginness VC you know Mr hargate there were fascists on both sides oh yes major mcginness VC he was Irish one of the prodent Irish they can be pretty bad those fellows and what do you say to that major mcginness you ask me as a military man godre so I'll tell you round up all the terrorists those you know those you suspect a lot and shoot them one after another maximum publicity I've been around godfred I know you windbag you don't know nothing the other side of the coin the other half of the equation aren't you even going to offer a poor wiow woman a drink of course he's so full of it you know you could manure your garden for most of us year gross what do you have a um a little of the Lefty water I think God bless you goodness Mary yes called them terrorists you're speaking of a few God-fearing Patriots attempting against the odds to defend themselves we've seen them prod you know shooting down Catholic women in the Ardo I with we babies in their arms I myself was caught in their murderous Crossfire last night in the crumlin road but you survived praise be to God your help just occurred to me LS occurred to me that we'd be in the way of doing ourselves a service if we volunteered to help them clean up that mess over it in Hur first we burn it died then clean it up that's a good idea Tom a bloody good idea F that it is a good idea Mike we'll do it after we finished our [Music] game it's a terrible thing to see ah it's only a building at least there's no people hurt I guess the pope would be upset and father flemon ah good day to you father it's a sorry sight this I it is Bridget it is Delma what a delight it is to see you girl girl woman and married seven years by my count yes Father and uh how many children three seven and three well your mother will be delighted to see you isn't that Mr Thompson helping you there with the church father I it is Bridget he and some of his friends came down and offered their services they're they're very concerned about what's happening and's helping cleaning up the ruins of a Catholic Church I hope they'll be helping you rebuild it father oh I I wouldn't anticipate that one thing at a time says I but if we could only work together little by little and there maybe ah but but it's a joy to see you Thelma and looking as pretty as ever it's not good to be home father I wish it was but it's not uh no talking politics now thma with the father will be here all day we're going off shopping father while there still something to bye well bless you girls good day [Music] goodbye poor p boys I haven't done that much exercise in years oh you to keep yourself in shape for one thing I don't fancy sitting around the Duke of Don G is a sure thing I've got it on the best of authority those authorities are yours have cost me a great deal thanks L thank very we sure did a good job in that church though they seem very upset now father Fleming's not half a bad chop Underneath It All I wonder what the hell the good Lord was thinking about dividing the world into Catholics and Protestants wasn't the good Lord made Catholics that was a human AR yet fact is as the Protestant People starts it all why don't we tell the man the truth it's the British government the government did you say why we no government things are getting out of hand they are they've slowed down the reforms they have and the British Parliament turns the death eye yes well to get back to what you were saying before Mrs MCG did you actually see what went on in the Crumblin Road last night that I did and in Diva Street and the Falls Road Protestants storming with Union Jacks on their hands and cursing the pope at two of them to every one of us the odds in their favor and when the pagans was retreating they got rid of their firebombs into their own houses on the way back what nonsense I seen it with my own two eyes scaring back to their holes like rats do you actually mean that the pagans the Protestants set fire to their own homes how else would they get burned to the ground of course no decent law abiding Catholic would dream of setting fire to other people's houses you know what I'm really concerned about Mr Mr shall we have another one it's my eldest son I'm frighting for oh and why is that cuz he's over in England working your health gentleman that does help a dry throat well I must be getting back to Conan's betting shop it's not often you get a sure thing a sure thing don't pass it on major but Charlie McLaren's Duke of Doney go in the first race of the dog track today a certain winner uh Mrs mcdu I think I must treat myself to the pleasure of escorting you down to Collins by all reports the streets are dangerous these oh major as you're going down that way I wonder if you'd be good enough to put a pound on the Juke for me a double pleasure Madam oh charm D [Music] cirle Queen Charlotte 4:1 pink alligator 2:1 D have brought you the last of the big time vet John Slattery major mcus VC to say nothing of yourself welcome major if he's got that disease why does he advertise it VC Victoria Cross you agot it's too deep for me you just fill out one of these major yes I've done it before you know oh here now and I thought you were all innocence you uh say this is a dead sir his hope of satisfaction ruins the quite what's it name The Duke of danal Duke Donny go 3 traumatic 3 to1 50p Captain Clover 3 to1 North Gate the Duke 5 to1 Snoopy 31 so that's the last of the big time betters shut up well the poor sister-in-law don't know can't hurt her blood money I have3 on the same one3 you rob a bank mother give up away3 is what I'm I don't know as I do that Mrs mcdu hey we're running a baton shop not an advice Bureau no what was that name again good Duke of Donal oh right CL done latest betting dioxide is 3 to1 and now at 6 to1 Colony all the others are the same you better try to lay off some of these bets on the juk try uh shame us off Flynn that crushy b is always the last to hear number six on the E of June 75 half 6150 550 the seven race they all number two one number [Music] three [Applause] John it's himself good day dear Peter good you're not busy no no had the whole turn in here early this morning but since lunch has kind down it's great to see you Peter everybody's been asking for you where in the hell have you been toy how a foot oh it's as bad as ever you were wounded in the cars it's a sacred wound oh well it may be sacred but it sure hurts like hell Peter Peter did you notice how I got over me speech defect how'd you do that willpower so why have you come off again do you have any trouble at the border ah border what bloody border I will know you to be careful they've already got I know they're not hon yes so what's it then today nothing important I uh may be needing your assistance a little later Tim anything for the caruse stand by your cash regas to Johnny my boy I know the greatest certainty since Adam raped Eve what's that then fidler he are already for you The Duke adonal 5 on his dainty little nose Jesus is that the only animal running today yeah did your phone or Flyn no I forgot 5 you're on hey thank you Che it's along now Peter well it's pedler again and how the hell are you well I'm thinking my health will improve if I remember to forget I saw you I've never seen you I never heard of you as far as I'm aware you're still safely in sconed in hiding in the Blessed Republic of Ireland Ah that's a good man fidler now you keep staring at that Wallmart Peter and reflect upon the fester in s in our top right hand corner and a front to the eye of trueborn revolutionary like yourself mom's a word I'll not give you away if anyone asks me elsewhere it's the truth I tell them they can stick there he W peteran is knocked in belar may God protect you from your friends and sympathizers you don't mind me boring Tim for a while at the post and air good we we use the back room come on come on here are the update odds for the 23 41 pink alligator 21 Sheamus of limited Colin's here we're a little John SL register creditor K number Jesus uh xl9 here wait now uh xl9 1 21 stroke B what else you want my pedigree no uh we're a little overloaded with this dog now J of Donal and we'd like to place uh £35 about him if you could manage it and there's nothing to it Timmy boy I give you the sign right and when I do you come back and take this Bo it'll be the one on the right the right mine not the one over here on the left I'll put it over here to bag on the right yeah and then you slip out the back way and go down to the supermarket what's in the bag groceries you're going to buy some stuff right I haven't any money well I'll give you the money what am I supposed to buy then buy some tea what I want you to do is to leave this bag in the shop now there's a place right as you go down the main aisle a special display beetroot on one side tea on the other I want you to leave the bag underneath the tea display do you understand do I leave the tea in the bag too no no uh pay for it at the counter as you come out make sure you pick a short line don't waste any time you've got 10 minutes from the time you leave here you got to be back in the shop 10 minutes from the time I give you the signal bag on the right yeah 10 minutes under the te display for the cars it's a good boy wish could have heard from Mike by now we're here we're here what do we do with this stuff oh just pour it on doesn't it need heat Jesus we'd kill her if it was hot just got the tape he it's here now that's all we need to take with us in the car that in the Rope how are you going to do it oh it's simple as soon as Mike gives us the word we lift the car right yeah then we pick her up yeah now as soon as she's in the car we tape her mouth to shut her up okay yeah then we tie her up yeah then we bring her back here and we do it [Laughter] [Music] yeah [Music] n [Music] Bru 8 to1 6 to1 Judah friendship 5 isn't the busiest Buton shoing Bell fast is it if it was you wouldn't be Hest no that's true latest betting ah shut up dioxide is 3:1 and now it's 6:1 ground Colony all the others are six you fancy a bet Peter am I time for a b i fancy a horse given to me by a good old Irish tipster chiso Smith what is it I'd uh like a pound on pink alligator if you don't mind just uh for a little interest pank alligator 3 to one you're on just a few moments now the big lie that's the technique I won't be sorry to see the end of our business Mr hargate as soon as it's done I'm off I'm going to immigrate by choice this time to Canada Canada I had an uncle went to Canada passenger here oh not went exactly actually he was sent well in the days when these things were properly managed we used to send the unruly members of the family to the colonies so brother George went to Burma cousin sephus to Tasmania and Uncle Charles went to Canada he died there Regina or some such God forsaken place what did he do do he didn't do anything he just has cashed his remittance checks where's the Regina I don't know out in the wild somewhere who knows British announced the departure of Flight 957 to Bast would all passengers please proceed immediately to gate five where you here are the dividends for the 4:00 you'll do your dance in about two hours places 15 13 and 25 heading on the next race it's 3 to1 page boy 7 to2 T King 12 minutes for this build here warning fours K and sixes I now 61 Colony the others are the same under they off they're running pink alligator is in front from E boy and Dio pink alligator in the leaden charlot and I'm not partial the back and losers John sely nowator leads time to go Tim I'll just listen to the finish of this charlot we've got 10 minutes still the same order at the turn right Peter now it's pink alligator dioxide it's still pink alligator dioxide is lying second with blind Al a length away third who's this coming to challenge it's eaten boy making a comeback gaining steadily on the inside it's pink alligator with eaten boy challenging strongly passing Queen Charlotte as they turn into the straight now they're coming down eeden boy is moving up on pink alligator it's neck and neck to the post eaten boy no pink alligatoring now eaten boy and pink alligator with eaten boy just in front and it's eaten boy the winner Jesus Christ hold the result the judges have called for a photograph photo finish at epom you may when your money yet I should bloody well hopes so John uh would you mind running out and getting us around my throat's a little dry with allly excitement I sure with pleasure and uh get one for Timmy as well where is he oh he's just kind to run him message he'll be back I put it [Music] away [Music] [Music] I [Music] a [Music] [Music] on 9 P please thank [Music] [Music] you [Music] [Applause] [Music] that was quick oh well well uh you see there was this old lady she came up to the te counter did you get the put in the right place rightn it's for you Timmy com Joy the result is as we gave it Eden boy the winner those bloody horses third stewards inquiry at air the 215 result stands the winner is number 14 [Music] air off at Air at 28 Runners for the 245 at air all go except number 27 Prince GR the result of the 25 in air first number 14 spli second number eight join a girl third number 17 JY true distance let's have another one for this tby bastard you [ __ ] Yellow Bastard you got a woman T me you know what she's up to hey one of those [ __ ] big black Scutter that's what listen Tomy he's putting it to her you [ __ ] Yellow Bastard SO waiting for you at home if you ever get there if we don't shoot your [ __ ] head off next you feel your next hey Fav at 8 an hour from now show and air 9 to4 Christopher D 13-2 the rent I got a place Peter just like you said hand me that glass lad the winner is number 14 splicer it's under T display join a girl write on your instructions of course uh I don't know what's in the bag but I've been waiting for the blast well you said it'd be 10 minutes it's 12 almost 13 which parcel did you take well I took the one on the they're at the post at air com coming up for oh holy mother of God God off air at 28 what a delightful surprise everyone Her Majesty the queen is now arriving here at epom dance she's driving down the course in an open car accompanied by the Queen Mother what Happ radiant he's had a bit of a shock by the Duke of Edinburgh who radiates his customary good health and now the band Master is raising his Batton ladies and gentlemen the queen of the Republic [Music] just been talking to Mike he says that there's two of them and they look so much alike that they could be twins but it doesn't matter he's figured out which is which now he says we're to get the car because the next time she comes out of that house we're going to pick her up come on come on see if you can find your feet here go except number 2ce Peter are we alive yeah fine here now what happened Peter I'm sorry look don't fret yourself we all make mistakes I found it out in what about the the the package in the 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