16mm Soundie - On Guard

[music] Hulk, who goes there? Officer of the guard. Hulk, WHO GOES THERE? >> I SAID OFFICER of the guard. Stop pointing that gun at me. HULK, WHO GOES THERE? >> HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? I HAVE identified myself. Listen, I don't know for nothing. All I'm supposed to do is say hold three times and then shoot. Advance and give me the password. Muscle. >> Mesus. >> Passover. >> Who put you on duty here anyway? >> Nobody. >> Nobody. Then what are you doing here? >> Just practicing. >> Practicing? >> Yes. >> Don't you know it's against regulations to be outside the training camp at this hour of the night unless you're on leave? >> Are you one of the hostesses from the camp recreation hall? >> Yes, sir. >> We'll take this young man down there and see that he's entertained. He stays around here. He's liable to shoot a general. >> Yes, sir. >> All alone, soldier? H >> All alone? >> Not now. I know what it is to be lonesome. When I was 12 years old, I was left an orphan. >> Is that so? What did you do with it? >> Where's the head hostess, Josie? I've got a soldier here who needs a little attention. She's not here right now. Well, then I'll take care of myself. He's lonesome. [music] >> Now, you're a swell hostess. Would you give a lonely soldier a kiss? >> What do you think would happen if I let every man I met kiss me? >> I don't know what usually happens. Well, look, you've got a wound striper. How did you get that? >> Oh, I was in the old war. >> You were? Yes. >> A man as young as you all? >> Well, only for two weeks. >> Only two weeks? >> Yes. You see, when the big battle started, somebody shouted, "Strike for your home and country." >> What did you do? >> I struck for home. >> I don't believe you were a coward. Were you badly wounded? >> Badly wounded? Listen, the surgeon came to the hospital. He looked at the voice man. He says, "10 stitches for the voice man." He looked at the second man, he says, "20 stitches for the second man." It was a fake man. It says 30 stitches for the fake man. [music] >> How many stitches did he take in you? >> Looked at me. He said, "Anybody got a sewing machine around here?" [laughter] >> And then they bombarded the hospital and the gas got me. >> What happened? >> Took somebody out of soda. >> Did you get a commission in the last war? >> Commission? No, >> just on a straight saddle. [laughter] >> Look there. There. There's the man I was telling you about. But he seems a lot happier now. Ah, what form? What grace? What telephone number? >> Oh, go on. You think every blonde is pretty. >> Oh, no, I don't. >> Well, name one. >> Nelson, any. >> Well, soldier, you seem to be doing pretty well for yourself. This is a head hostess. >> Yes, >> how do you do? >> Did you have a good time? >> Not very good. Don't tell me you haven't been enjoying yourself with these girls. >> Not much. >> Look here, that's a fine way to act. You tell the head hostess how much you've enjoyed the society of these three girls, or I'll put you in the guard house. >> Well, I had a very, very good time. >> You see, I knew I shouldn't have said that, BUT LOOK, THAT'S MY WIFE.