Where the Girls Are (1969)

[Music] I love you no I I really mean it I mean it too didn't say it say what say I love you Julie all right say I love you Julie me Julie was worth waiting for no matter where they Shi me they ship me to Southeast Asia I landed out there with a great guy named JP Hall he'd been there before I guess he'd been everywhere in 15 or 20 years in the Air Force he talked about it sometimes I should have listened better than I did [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah there all kinds of stuff to see out here plenty to do women lots of girls yeah you'll get better of offers scared but take it for me come on man hurry up she's waiting for me and she won't wait long come on play will you let a man get going beautiful D at six I'll catch you later not one of ours I hope it's perfect J well nothing's changed since career not since The Chosen take my word for it kid unless you play around like that the happier you'll be when you get back home again we're in a strange Country Now with strange and lovely girls and some even stranger diseases venial diseases for example you can pick them up easily out here it doesn't take long and there are five different kinds now you don't have to get any of these diseases but some of you will I will personally guarantee you that if you play with these girls you are going to get VD there are one or two things you can do which just might help prevent it and all of you better pay attention to this whether you think right now you might get caught or Not St stay sober when you go out on the town sober enough to remember to use a prophylactic carry them with you and be sure to use them they're not rabbit's feet and they won't do you any good in your pocket they've got to be on you from the start that's all I've got to say right now all right gentlemen I'll see you in the shot line the next day I found myself working for sergeant Hall along with Ernie King night hey Collins I went to the bath house last night hey I went to a bath house this little broad put me in a little room little towel I sitting in there sweating like a storm and then she gave me a rug down to relieve the tension she worked on my muscles every muscle [Music] right I got to get a new body I can't keep up with all these BRS they wear me out hey this's the girl someone I know she's pretty yeah I think so you uh you want to go to ch yeah yeah I guess so hey uh sarge is it all right if I take off for child yeah sure hey where was the pay attention cuz I might ask you a question is he for real yeah well he is a dingling but he does his work so I put up with him no cost the stre from this place there's another place where the girls are even better I need to step there and really something I mean this is the greatest place in the world you don't have to know where the girls are you don't even have to ask Ernie's trouble was he just couldn't quit boy I must have had another birthday last night but this new place is really worth it those little dolls haven't you got anything else to talk about haven't you got anything better to do with your life than wasted in every house over here my life do you have to Lous it up and you haven't got any more sense than you got your brains in your don't put me on man I'm putting you down well I guess I shouldn't have blown my cool with Ernie he's enough to drive you out of your skull not a good it does to try to give him advice well some of them just have to break their arms before they find out what pain is oh I don't know what do you say to these young fellas keep your nose clean remember your girl back home hell just laugh at your JP it's easy to follow a guy like her hey what do you know Ma that's got to be a letter from the wife Collins Peter a box 22 sorry nothing [Music] yet are you sure there isn't a letter for me I turn the place upside [Music] down nothing for me girl no not since I've been here well don't worries you right in the meantime uh tune out on that Ernie King listen to him it can cost you I know 19 hi for it's me Collins 22 uh-uh sorry [Music] [Music] [Music] you didn't uh happen to know Minnesota Fats did you my mother sold poop great you guys got nothing better to do I'm serious keep going Ernie I need it here we are in sensuous southeast Asia land of the Smite BR and scented baths and you guys stand around shooting pool another helpful game on your way Ernie I mean it okay Sergeant you guys don't know what you missing you just get with it dude there's 15 20 of them broke bro's waiting just for you that's right they all got clapped King Jen [Music] Valerie Kathy Marilyn m Maxine all these BRS D me hey you sure you ain't holding out on me Bills cute hey baby hi sorry nothing yet Collins maybe she's busy every night come on let's go have a couple bomie bums I'll bue [Music] a [Music] la nah [Music] so I got pushed into Ernie's favorite rub down parlor I got my little towel I got my little girl and I got my little [Music] [Applause] dose is it always like this don't worry there's nothing to it hell if I had a buck for every time I've been in this line we can both go out and get late again I don't know should have used something do you take a bath with your shoes on hands out of your pockets King hey Ernie when are you going to grow up you've been here three times on this tour what are you trying to prove you think getting gunar every time you turn around and makes you some kind of hero let me tell you something all it's making is trouble you're going to end up with scars in your urinary tract those kind of Battle Scars can plug you up when that happens Ernie you're in real trouble I can see you're impressed all right see the Corman out there tell them where you picked it up this time this is your first infection colins yes sir I'd hope that some of you guys were smarter than that you know there are lots of ways to get gunara you can forget to use a rubber forget to urinate forget to wash thoroughly but there's only one sure way to prevent it well you can U cure it can't you sir oh yes we can cure it but we're dealing with some pretty stubborn bugs over here this might not be the end of your problem well you'll be back for a blood test for syphus in the meantime the best advice I can give you is to quit playing around but if you don't take my advice at least take precautions yes sir hi nothing hey are you ready oh Julie's letters had been held up because of a mixup in my APO she was fine and I was fine too after the doc got back the results of my blood [Music] test a couple of months later I got my first RNR a chance to really see the Orient [Music] but seeing places alone only made me lonely [Music] well well how's God's gift to all the dames in Southeast Asia what's wrong Ernie I understand that you've been behaving yourself lately your cut off date come up that's right not only my pcod my absolute pcod well I won't put any money on it until you cut off date is come and gone how about you you pick up any ladybugs on RNR ladybugs that's funny uh no I'm uh I'm safe Sergeant well that's good stay lucky it's nice to have both of you at work today work he should talk I hear he's had everything but leprosy twice hey hey come on now you can rap ojp all you want but he called the shots well he didn't call my shots I'm going home next week I've been over here too long sick of the rice and the that Nook mom sauce hell I've got months to go hey buddy I'm all packed ready to go you sure you don't want me to look up that gal uh Julia for you oh sure that's that's all I that's a hell of a way to treat a friend get out of [Music] here Pete after we went out that time uh you have any trouble trying to take a leak what no what what do you mean ER well like when you go it uh don't come out so [Music] good yes sir yes sir right away sir it's Colin's father they're arranging a lead for him I tell him Peete what's up Serge uh they want you up the orderly room right away Pete there been an accident your father an accident how what happened well they didn't give me the details but they're arranging an emergency leave for you they get your seat on the first fly out you better get packing Julie drove me to the hospital to see my [Music] dad the doctor gave him a real good chance [Music] do you have to go back I'm pretty sure of [Music] it see let's get married hey hey wait a minute now where I come from the guy has the G are you sure just ask me all right marry me there was just one little thing that loused it up spy young man you have civilist [Music] I see that your fiance's blood test is negative at this time but it's important to know have you had intercourse with the young lady since you got back from Vietnam because if you have chances are she's got it too now what we've got to do is get you on treatment right away what I had to do was go back out there and face my girl I had to tell her I couldn't get married not now maybe never sure they they give you shots and tell you you're okay but you can't promise a girl like Julie you'll be true to her and show up with a case of cus l [Music]